>>510013080Dearly beloved
We are gathered here today
To get through this thing called internet life
Boomer word life
It means chronically online and that's a mighty long time
But I'm here to tell you
There's something else
The outside world
A world of never ending faggotness
You can always see the niggers, day or night
So when you call up that troon in Portland
You know the one, Dr. Imma Jump Off That Bridge
Instead of asking him how much of his time is left
Tell him to kill himself, baby
'Cause in this life
Things are much harder than in the outside world
In this life
You're on your own
And if gravity tries to bring you down
Go crazy, use a stronger rope