Thread 510012749

/pol/ humor thread

>>510012749 (OP)
Correct spelling is "Humour"

Only real ones will rember the dot.

Great thread OP love to see all the chuds seething ITT

OP is a faggot and loves the cock

>>510012845
RVLE BRITANNIA

Leftists don't know how to meme.

>>510012749 (OP)
We know it's you, swedecuck.

maga hat edit spam is the absolute bottom of the barrel of leftoid "memes"

>>510017786
>nails
Of course it's a woman.

How come every left wing argument always boils down to a left wing source saying that left wingers are smarter even though left wingers can’t recognize simple patterns?

>>510017786
kek

It's funny how the left has lost their sense of humour through the woke movement, however back in the day:

In 1887, Paul Lafargue, who was Marx’s son-in-law, was a candidate for a council seat in a Paris district that contained a zoo. Engels claimed that Lafargue had “one-eighth or one-twelfth n—– blood.”
In a letter to Lafargue’s wife, Engels wrote, “Being in his quality as a n—–, a degree nearer to the rest of the animal kingdom than the rest of us, he is undoubtedly the most appropriate representative of that district.”

>>510012749 (OP)
Dude words lmao

>>510012749 (OP)
>we're smart
no you're really not. you probably have a mind virus that makes you think you are.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ibz-gPkTMDM

>>510017926
women are only good for fucking and frying. although, most cant cook

>>510013042
are you people fucking kidding me

>>510016606
Been think bout those Zyklon Beans

>>510020198
>Vegan
>Affordable

Oy vey

>>510020240
>>510020328
>>510020388
just wanted to post this for anyone who might come here
also kill yourself pedo

>>510012749 (OP)
Conservatives are weasels and will always try to go out of their way to misunderstand something just to slow down any discussion. Like whenever someone talks about "free healthcare" they "austistically" screetch and say "um achually it isn't free it's paid for by taxes". And then you have to come up with a way to talk about the same thing but in a way they can't fuck with it, so you are forced to use overly cumbersome language like, "universal healthcare". And then they get mad because Liberals explain things in a more cumbersome way. A problem they caused.

>>510018534
Right-wing people just say anything that disagrees with their opinions is biased, even if scientific studies prove them wrong. It's so tiresome.

>>510022436
>not knowing how to green text
leafs are faggots

>>510022436
>"Free healthcare"
>How?
>"I can't coherently define what I mean"
>"This is your fault"

>>510022735
this (((you)))?

>>510019875
>military commanders
>nuclear
>air defense systems
>nuclear scientists
>surface to surface missiles
wow gaza strip must have been completely filled with those!

>>510019187
>blocks kid from seeing such debauchery
>kindly knocking on window to get the whore to stop with children present

>>510022772
I know how to use green texts, and I have done it many times before. I didn't feel the need to do it this time. If you want. You could take my post and turn it into a green text. I would like to see how you would argue my points and how you would frame it.

>>510022861
The problem is you guys demand these be explained in overly cumbersome ways and then complain when those things are explained in overly cumbersome ways. Don't complain about getting what you asked for.

>>510018534
Because they are insecure

>>510012845
Retard

>>510023757
So explain how it's free then.

>>510012845
>Correct spelling is "Humour"
Try again Ranjesh, it is "Houmoure"

>>510024383
It's free in that the patient doesn't pay for it directly. It's obvious that it is paid for by taxes, and it's disingenuous to act like when someone says, "free healthcare," they don't know it's paid for by taxes. It's just one of many examples of right-wing people deliberately slowing down conversations and forcing liberals to overly explain/use overly cumbersome language to explain something everyone already understands. Kind of like what you are doing right now.

>>510024837
>It's obvious that it is paid for by taxes
See, that wasn't so hard.
Now, convince me that more taxes are a good thing.
Bonus points for making a convincing argument that i should trust the government with my health info any more than the private sector.

>>510022808
that doesn't look anything like a headshot, I've seen enough people get shot in the head, why do actors not bother to do their research, sudden destruction of your central nervous system causes a seizure in the brain stem, your body stiffens and you fall over, then after brain activity ceases you relax

>>510012749 (OP)
leftypol is so pathetic they can't even take over pol without a tranny discord

>>510022436
you will never relevant again.

>>510022436
>>510024837
because you're using a semantic trick calling it "free healthcare" implying alternatives are worse because they're not "free" this is disingenuous framing and should be debunked immediately before a debate begins. call it public healthcare, state healthcare, taxpayer healthcare, something actually descriptive

>>510025077
You can look at how much percentage of GDP a nation spends on healthcare. You can then look at healthcare outcomes. Like how long the average person lives to for example. And you will see it saves the general public money. It makes logical sense if you want to save the general public money and provide better services. Sometimes the government is better at doing things, and sometimes the public sector is better at doing things. It always depends. But if you have an emotional reason to never allow the government to do certain things, then you will never change your mind. Also, you have to look at statistics and numbers. No random stories in seas of millions of people to get hung up on.

Canada and the USA are good countries to compare in this. But you could always compare any developed nation to the USA, and they will have healthier people and spend a smaller percentage of their GDP on healthcare, unless there is a weird outlier I am unaware of.

>>510026304
I don't think he's coming back.

>>510026500
Lol I litterally just replied to your comment. The comment right above this comment is me replying to one of your replies.

>>510026479
>>510026500
Oh shit he came back.
Well then,
>f you want to save the general public money and provide better services
Ah yes, the U.S. federal government that is known for it's budgetary prowess and quality service.
>Sometimes the government is better at doing things, and sometimes the public sector is better at doing things
Name one thing the U.S. government is better at.
>It always depends
Except for healthcare?
>But if you have an emotional reason to never allow the government to do certain things, then you will never change your mind
I have very reasonable reasons to not allow the government to do a great many things.
>>510026727
No shit Sherlock, I was typing.
Now try to address the questions.

>>510012845
Based, don't listen to retards

>>510019875
Isn't the right the map of pedophiles in Israel?

>>510018534
Want to explain by "patterns"?
Your feelings arent pattern recognition

>>510027166
Here's one.

>Makes fun of conservatives
>Conservatives crying all thread
Fucking beautiful op
Biggest snowflakes are conservatives

>>510025158
I know right, I mean I invented headshots and it's nothing like that

>>510017786
I nearly did this the first time i had an avo. I was under the misconception the centre was much more solid, like a mango.

>>510027119
I'm starting to think that the "black cube" they walk around over there across the pond and a hop and a skip ... is this thing.

>>510026908
LOL. I like how you got called out and now are acting like this. Anyways, enough fun let's get to the topic at hand.

>Ah yes, the U.S. federal government that is known for it's budgetary prowess and quality service.

If you believe the American government is too incompetent/corrupt to achieve what every other developed country has achieved, then I don't know what to tell you. Sounds like a shit hole beyond repair.

>Name one thing the U.S. government is better at.

Public transportation in the few rare places it's allowed to flourish in, despite most of the nation being predominantly car-dependent. The tragedy of the commons dictates that sometimes the government needs to step in, and public transportation is a perfect case for that. Now I know black people ride the bus and some poor people you don't like, but if you look at the productivity aka return on investment public transport provides, it's just good fiscal policy.

>>510013926
Fuck off glownigger

>>510023034
jej

>>510012749 (OP)
Nigggggggggeeeeeeeerrrrrrr!

>>510027804
>I like how you got called out and now are acting like this
Yep, you really burned me by pointing out you had posted while I was typing.
Bang up job, anon.
>let's get to the topic at hand
Indeed:
>If you believe the American government is too incompetent/corrupt to achieve what every other developed country has achieved, then I don't know what to tell you
I accept your concession.
>Public transportation
Only someone who's never ridden on U.S. urban public transport would dare make that claim.

>>510027369
>finland
>invented headshots
kek

>>510020895
this one's good, but no signature?

>>510028120
You just admitted America is worse than every other developed nation on Earth and can never be fixed. Why do you still live in America, then?

>>510012749 (OP)
The left fails at understanding "meme". Q.E.D.

>>510028383
>You just admitted America is worse than every other developed nation on Earth
No, I admitted the government has no business in administering healthcare.
How disingenuous.
I'm embarrassed on your behalf.
You already conceded, so good day sir.

>>510028632
You literally admitted America is the worst developed country in the world and can never be fixed. Pic related. It's what you said. This has to be a troll or you are actually a retarded person. Next time you try to sound clever actually think about what you are saying. You silly-brained individual.

>spent all that time just for a screenshot
So mad

>>510024837
Its disingenuous. Actual mouthbreathers think governments can just give us free things with no consequences. Ive legitimately seen people agree to wanting "free x and y" but when pressed on whether they want to pay more taxes they say no.

gg guys
And I know that one retard doesn't speak for all Canadians on here.

>>510029912
i usually call Americans mutts, but in your case i'm glad to not have filtered your flag. keep it up, fren

>>510019811
Fag

>>510024837
Why is a canadian in such a hurry for americans to turn over their health info to a republican run government?

>>510012749 (OP)
I'm not reading all that.

>>510012845
isnt it हास्य in your tounge?

>>510031650
Rude

>>510027447
Do the cars have a stop sign way back there before the fat white line? (be careful of asshole bikers cars are always liable regardless)

>>510019187
>>510023034
thug life

>>510012749 (OP)
Newfag here. Can someone explain whether this is a Protoss-level joke about the best libtards can do these days is turn the ridicule directed towards them around 180 degrees whether or not it makes sense, call someone a nazi, and post a wall of text, or is this meme flag really that retarded?

>>510031650
lost

>>510017786
What the fuck was she even trying to do?

>>510034847
lefties think it's hilarious

>>510028632
I mean, we pay 2.5x as much as other countries and have a lowered mortality rate for the "care" lol, I do think our government could fuck it up even more though, I have faith in their corruption

nigger

>>510019962
I'm that guy. Not sure if many of my friends or family actually know I'm conservative or my opinions about the US civil war, with exception of my wife, kids, and mother. I don't try to hide my opinions when pressed but it just doesn't come up a lot in polite conversation.

>>510018967
The funniest part of all of this is that one of the inventors of communism's daughter married a nigger.
Literally the first generation possible, and it happened.

>>510020198
Show me a left wing meme that conveys a subject with the grace and humor of this gem.

>>510026479
>It makes logical sense if you want to save the general public money and provide better services.
As a brit with family and a partner who works in the NHS, this is the biggest lie ever. It's well known for being excessively bureaucratic and wasteful. The problem with anything that's socialised is that it naturally gets this way because nobody has any real accountability to increase efficiency. Instead you get bureaucrats applying endless red tape to keep themselves in a job. The government solution when they see a public service failing is usually to throw money at it, which just ends up draining taxpayer money more and not actually solving the problem, if anything making it worse.

I think there's a good argument for having a model paid for via a mix of national insurance, a mandatory savings account and subsidies, but a fully socialised model is not it.

>>510012749 (OP)
The utilitarian, materialist authoritarian cannot even comprehend memes. That's why the left wing memes fail. Their list of things does not include "magic", which is requirement to make memes real. Imagine being a Marxist trying to seize the means of production in relation to memes. You have no approach. You are not even in the correct realm.

>>510036323
Pretty sure it's not inherent but rather a recent development from having lost counter-culture, or having aged out of it. The boomers who brought on the 60s and wrecked our civilization are very old and powerful now. The shit that the left tries to keep pushing, in conformity with those relic sensibilities, just isn't funny anymore... precisely because it no longer challenges peoples' sensibilities.

>>510030208
Ha. I worked at a company that hired Thoughtworks to audit their technology and make architecture recommendations. It was the biggest waste of money I've ever seen. I knew something was fucked when I noticed EVERYONE working there was a diverse woman or a troon.

The jig is up, pajeets

You've been found out!

Go home or be deactivated!

You thought you could imitate humans!

>>510026997
yes

>>510012845
Can someone translate this? I don't speak Pakistani

>>510013042
yikes

>>510016606
dieser Nigga isst Bohnen

>>510020328
>when you produce 41% ova and 59% spermatozoa
Ah the famous spectrum

>>510035346
Hell yeah, eurocucks can't even come CLOSE to our annual health expenditure. U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

>>510013042
You just can't help yourselves, huh?

>>510029484
I think he fully concedes that the US government can erect death panels at the expense of doubling the cost. He just doesn't want that. I'd tell you to kill yourself but I don't want INTERPOL on my ass for practicing medicine without a license.

>>510040539
My favorite thing about that one is the sine wave they try to use to suggest "gender is liquid" actually shows male and female is distinct separate things when used like it is there you know if you use it correctly. It is a hilarious self own.

>>510013042
Why did you kill Molly Tibbets?

>>510012749 (OP)
funny flag lol that's not a real country

>>510028383
>Why do you still live in America, then?
>implying that a country is nothing more than a locality and collection of rights, legal definitions of citizenship, parameters, entitlements, and restrictions
This is why I've always percieved leftoids as selfish. They want other people's culture so bad because they've abandoned their own for the sake of convenience, and are willing to force the same upon you by importing other people to make up for a lack that they have helped create. Leftists only believe in rights, privilege, and community in theory, because they perceive the advantages they would enjoy if they could access it, but as soon as those things entail something they don't like or enjoy or find stifling, they seek its removal and destruction.
If conservatives and rightoids are generally unempathetic or unimaginative, then leftoids are just that but with a larp that they aren't on top.

>>510042993
Do you have a version where the subject isn't a steroid-ridden streetshitter?

>>510013219
That sucks.

>>510012845
Bodied that freak

>>510044543
I guess you don't get the entire concept of the meme. It is based off the fact that hypotheticals presented to blacks are pointless, as even the most simple of them aren't understood.

>>510045721
If Satan's homeland California ever went red that would be hilarious.

>>510020388
I kekd.

>>510047352
He did it to just make more money for his stock market stoogies while raping and killing another girl. If you voted for or respect that pedo, you're in the wrong.

>>510038825
Post the real one faggot.

who let the kranny out of its cage?

>>510045466
Yes, but could such a version exist?

>>510012749 (OP)
>facts
>logic
>left wing
Define what a woman is.

>>510046230
that's the main reason trump has been so focused on deportations in cali, with their electoral votes the country would be red for the forseeable future

>>510027725
Weird how this perfectly depicts Millennial couples.

>>510012749 (OP)
I cant tell if this is made by the rught making fun of how the left percieves themself or by a leftie.

>>510019962
Now post the part where Trump sharts in their face, cuts all their benefits and builds the wall for Israel.

>>510026997
Not quite

>>510020895
If seeing how AI act on the internet is anything to off of. This will be a reality someday in our lifetime

>>510047785
But it doesn't tho

>>510024287
Retaurd*

>>510019962
>tfw no pee pee poo poo bumper sticker

>>510015909
what a dickhead

>>510025158
I've watched multiple videos of people being shot, and they drop like a rock, and rag doll, that is 100% accurate.

>>510012749 (OP)
Man, I hate when the humor thread is a dickshit narrative one instead of a funny one about meme.
>no image because this is a ruined thread

>>510013293
Correct spelling is "rule."

>>510013042
Kek, chuds idolize being stupid like commies

>>510024383
Ecology actually confirms this.
https://dothemath.ucsd.edu/2025/06/food-makes-babies/

>>510022735
>even if scientific studies prove them wrong. It's so tiresome.
Because the left makes up studies to support their retarded ideas you fucking commie shitpile.

>>510023757
You worthless lying commie faggots acting like you're the victim in debates is absolutely hilarious.

>>510047605
memes evolve nigger.

>>510024837
If it's so fucking obvious why do you care that the right points it out? Because you want people to forget who is actually paying for it you commie fucknut.

>>510012847
I missed cat nigger so much

>>510026479
You are a parasite who wants to increase the scope of the state because it's easier to parasitize than the free market. Kill yourself.

>>510013042
>reality

>>510028120
It never gets old showing them what they did

>>510055774
this was drawn by that woman who has an onlyfans right?

>>510013293
>Rule Britanni-ACK

>>510029840
Lost at TRAP

>>510013293

@grok I'm studying world cultures. What's the African, Native American or Aboriginal equivalent to this?

Germany.....

>>510020198
>I need food
>holds up a rock
>that's not edible
>mental illness and jewish subversion auto trannyslates those words in to specifics like burger and veggie burger

>>510059108
>mastered the art of turning fruits into vegetables