Thread 510043065

They made a documentary about my sex life, its called 28 Seconds Later

>a fucking leaf, everybody
>a fucking LEAF is on their national flag

OMG HOW WILL YOU PLEASE YOUR WOMAN MASTER NOW? WHY LIVE IF YOU CANNOT BE A SEXUAL ORGAN MACHINE FOR A FEM? What possible use
What accomplishment
Could ever make up for this loss of vitality

>>510043065 (OP)
Eyy. You know it's funny I'm an actor, they say I have a face for radio, but you already know what I look like when you hear this voice
Stop it, get outta here.
It's nice to finally be famous. I have money that problems can't solve.
Yeah.
You know, I got bad knees. Had to have one replaced. Problem is, they replaced it with my other knee.

>>510043065 (OP)
our comedy is not your gay rhetoric

>>510043065 (OP)
Genuinely funny jew. Jews that actually get by with genuine talent in what they do and aren't just dealing with money are the few good ones. There's some really good jew musicians out there. They should be spared

>>510043065 (OP)
>Rodney
I watched some of his movies recently. He was a really funny that always said he didn't get any respect from anybody.
>I asked my old man if I could go ice-skating on the lake. He told me, ‘Wait til it gets warmer.’

fucker

>>510043065 (OP)
I don't get no respect I don't get no respect. After the documentary they made another about my sex life and put it on PBS history. It's called The Minuteman. I tell ya I get no respect. My wife just made up a TV show about me giving her an orgasm, she called it Fantasy Island. No respect I tell ya. My boss called me in last week and said he just cut a record about my attitude at work and says the title is Take This Job And Shove It. He said the band will be called UB40. I tell ya I get no respect

Subversive kike

>>510045834
Better than some retarded fat spic dressed up as a bee. Go fuck yourself fucking spic, go back to your feces and jeets

>>510043065 (OP)
Based Rodney enjoyer
RIP in piece to this legend

>>510043238
We had a better flag before this gay corporate logo was adopted.

>>510043065 (OP)
one time I started doing nofap while I had a gf.
She was on her period so we didn't have sex for a week or so.
When her period ended I hadn't nutted in over seven days.
We woke up in the morning and I had huge morning wood. She was just in her thong.
She told me to put it in so I did and I came in 13 seconds. I felt extremely embarrassed but she giggled and said "wow you must really like me."
This was years ago and I still cringe over it.
Nofap has tons of benefits but it can really screw you over with sex. If you don't clear the pipes before sex whilst doing nofap you may cum extremely fast.

>>510043065 (OP)
>You take a shower
>Then Im coming up later to see how clean you are
Wtf Robert