Thread 510071737

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The English should just accept your place as an American colony and push for more integration with America. It's your only option.

Narratives are tools, not truths. Every narrative simplifies. Most lie by omission.

Can they play tranny gang gangbang videos/audio directed at masjids and madrasas? Paki bengali indian mohammeds are annoying

corrr up early today did you guys shit the bed??

>>510072236
>hurrrrrrr

I used to be incredibly racist. I still am, but I used to be as well.

Yall lads ever notice how when a paki walks into a room, the room suddenly smells like a million arses for no reason? How are racist white people managing to do this every single time a paki shows up, and why?

Gobbo and boggo the eternal lolcows
>we've done him r-right lads?
Poor lil gobbo kek

>>510072236
I'm usually up about 6 but I did sleep in today, the crows outside woke me about haff past

>>510072864
Lol and that boggo has an absolutely foul kitchen, right?

>>510072027
agreed. How many points on their McDonald's app would someone need to get a dual citizenship

>>510071737 (OP)

1000 boatniggers per week.
Countless tens of thousands per week overstaying after arriving at airports and ports.

This country is finished.

>>510073926
>week
*day

Things to do
looking at the new
Wondering whats true
one thing is for sure
The English must never know
Churchill knew

>>510071737 (OP)
What are pre-holiday jitters? My brain can't even comprehend what this means it why they're doing this.

Last nights melty was worse than Chernobyl.

If Churchill knew about the atrocities in Russia and agreed to keep it under wraps for his own ambitions


Doesn't that render ever consecutive governments redundant on the notion that every single organization/ political entity on the mainstream is in fact in cahoots with the same people that achieved incomprehensible ethnic cleansing.

The small detail Churchill knew places all of us in incredible danger

https://xcancel.com/christiancalgie/status/1943372344518381676#m
>EXCL: A senior Reform UK councillor was 'pen friend' of the Al Qaeda terrorist behind 9/11.
>Rory Green, now in the cabinet of Nottinghamshire Council, hit headlines 11 years ago over 'compassionate' letter to Guantanamo Bay's Khalid Sheikh Mohammed
lol based

>Context: Rory is a devout christian, and he wrote to this scumbag to try and find out what motivated him. To claim there was any alignment is absurd. Rory was my 2019 campaign manger in Ashfield & you will never find a better man. I went to church with him & can personally vouch for his wonderful character. The “pen pal” label really is ridiculous

>>510071737 (OP)
What's this about? OP engine sound is symphony. Could listen to jets take off all day. What is it supposed to do to holiday goers?

>so what chud
>Churchill might've known, this holds no persuasion in modern context

>2100 The British races are entirely vanquished

Thanks Churchill

>>510074501
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/business/2025/07/09/heathrow-sound-jet-engines-beeping-scanners/

sounds like some nepotism money laundering thing to me
I dont like the word but I guess some would call it humiliation ritual too

>>510074344
i have no idea, only thing i can think of is we're living in a time where everyone is autistic, people get sensory overload from loud noises, maybe they're trying to get people used to the different scary sounds when flying.

>>510074753
When art reaches its lowest point Hitler's are created

Morning lads.

>>510074861
She's a big lad

Cor

>>510074753
>>510074861
when i was a kid the thing that evoked excitement and anticipation about getting on a plane to somewhere sunny was the superman song

https://youtu.be/9Hpv2pWRoYM5U0xDys16MpVRQbf

Just got some international correspondence

Allegedly ethic cleansing on a scale unseen in human history is taking place.

Meh, I need to get paid nigger.
Our fight is against (enter political adversary here)
-Churchill

>>510074344
It's when you go to Heathrow notice everyone working there is a paki.

>>510074861
and who is this slam hog?
does she chew her food, or just manually force it down into one of her stomachs?

>>510074954
https://youtu.be/THpt6ugy_8E?si=TxeMGvSuEp6nrYaA

>>510073926
If you're focused on the boat wogs and illegal immigrants then you're a victim of Kosher Right propaganda.

Backstabber? More like a Black Stabber!

>>510071737 (OP)
>Living doll

LIVING DOLL
morning spakkers, anyone for beef?

How come this isn't a grossly offensive hate crime or whatever, but burning a cardboard Grenfell lands you in prison?

>>510075286
neither of them are, eat shit

Not a fan of Danny Baker tbqhwy. Reckon he's a nonce.

>>510075286
It is being investigated
But the reality is that there is a tacit understanding not to push Northern Irish too far because of their history. They have armoured police cars and all the rest of it, which no one ever acknowledges, but it is because they are more prone to mass organised unrest than the English. They are treated as zoo animals, you wouldn't punish a lion just for doing what it naturally does if someone falls into the enclosure

Zoom

>>510075398
Yeah. I've got a feeling that's behind the deference to Muslims. The moral of the story is violence works.

>>510075391
Nah BBC wouldn't have dismissed him

>>510075160
This.
I legitimately worry when i see non-whites at security or anywhere near the plane. One jihadi with a mate working security is all it takes.

>>510075505
The police caught me publicly gooning in front of that and then I was made assistant director general

You disgusting chuds want to see her raped

now in 1940 in ussr
proliferation happened post-czar
and i'd like to take a minute
just sit right there
i'll tell you all about the rosenberg pair

they were charged; high treason just ten years later
nuke secrets for a decade, that they did cater
chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool
and no electrocuting outside of the school
when howard mcgrath found out what they did
he prosecuted jews and then made a bid
fake news cried and yids got real scared
then ZAP they fried after their last prayer

sandniggers.

>>510075472
You think they achieved prominence with violence?

>>510071737 (OP)
'pre holiday jitters' picrel

>>510073696
It's helpful, but not necessary. What's necessary is for you to just give us your country already. It's in a grim state. Being able to own a gun and say nigger again without a loicence for either can't possibly make things worse. In rAmerica, when you get filmed calling niggers niggers in public and posted online, you become a millionaire three weeks later.

>>510075785
That's a man

>>510075785
Imagine the actual nigger wars he would cause. He would be the only thing any nigger living on the block cared about, and they would kill each other CONSTANTLY over him. A Swedish femboy like that in a men's prison would result in at least 40 dead niggers very quickly.

>>510075398
They shot and killed harambe for being friendly to a niglet

>>510076079
That wasn't punishment, that was dealing with the immediate issue

>>510075398
>Northern Irish
I heard that accent for the first time recently. Absolutely beyond mad how it took me about 20 seconds to realize it wasn't a yank. I would have expected them to sound Irish, or possibly Scottish, but they are crazy close to Americans in their pronunciation of a lot of words.

josh spotted on /outer/ lmaoooooo

>>510076147
It's all their rhotacism
I find (middle class, not leprechaun hillbillies) southern Irish sound more American though

>>510074143
>unexpectedly

>>510076140
They should have let nature take its course with harambe and shot the babysitter

If the British Christians protested back then everyday like the muslims do today about Palestine....


Would Bolshevism even happened?

>>510076281
but then nobody would have taken their dicks out

https://xcancel.com/danielmgmoylan/status/1943213239854063911#m
>How it started, how it continues:
>“Ad executive Karen Blackett, who gave £5,000 to David Lammy’s office before the 2024 election, has been made a non-executive director at the Foreign Office.” (Politico)
Gosh, that's cheap

Last night I left me window open when the lights were on, now my room is filled with insects.

>>510072187
Britain has a proud history of eating minced white girls going back hundreds of years.

>>510076433
Sure, but let me ask you a question is it really necessary to continue this? I mean, it's kinda useless at this point unless of course we still gotta wait until you all decide that is time to not kill each other like baboons or something.

>>510076433
open an insectarium and charge £10 per visit. have you got names for each type of insect?

>>510076322
They couldn't protest every day because they have jobs and shit to go to.

>>510076487
I call them all "flying bastards", "flying jerks", or "cunting bastards".

>>510075398
>the most patriotic people in the UK are on a different island with a land border to the EU, in an area we only have because our government refused to let it go in 1920

>>510076461
So that's what George did with all those ex-wives. A man of the people, for the people, by the people.

Don't forget your roots, Barry.

is it still over?

>>510076219
>leprechaun hillbillies
In some American shows where there's a scene of dialogue between two Irish characters, they will hardcode in some subtitles. In addition to speaking incomprehensible gibberish, they also use that weird rhyming slang that we still wouldn't get even if we caught what was said. It's those people from County Kerry, or perhaps County Cork, or summet.

Sick of hay fever and this heat. Its not fair on is paleoids.

>>510076268
we're in the doom spiral now, not even paul mcartney can save the ecomony now

The Norfern Oireland lads are at it again, burning an effigy of niggers. I'd like them to burn real niggers soon. Would be a good laugh. The absolute hubris of niggers to think their invasion will be welcomed in a place where they have protracted civil wars with people 99% the same as them.

>>510076633
When hayfever gets you down, remember that brownoids can't get it.

>>510076650
when the market/cryptos are doing well,

>sell high
>FUD
>buy low
>HOPEANDOPTIMISM.JPG

>sell high
>FUD
>buy low
>HOPEANDOPTIMISM.jpg

this general pattern, if you are a good communicator anyway, can make you lots of fake money

>>510076490
And who are they banking with that decrees such work ethic

>>510076742
CGT put me off crypto desu

>>510076713
Ignore the other britflag, I agree with you, the norths sounds more American than the south.

>Norfern Oireland
You got it wrong, try . .. 'Norn Iron'

>>510076865
Are communiteh

Had this bastard in here the other day >>510076433
I think it was a false widow, didn't fancy losing a limb so I despatched the fucker with a slipper.

>>510077035
I'll just get the real nigga Henry out later and vacuum them all up.

>>510076864
eh value is subjective
if you're a good enough talker
or good enough anything, for that matter,
you can create yer own value

>>510077035
My neighbor friend has had his willie and bollocks bitten by brown recluses on three separate occasions. Never lost his cock and balls but he did say it was agonizingly painful and swelled up like a coke can.

>>510077035
Spray it with lighter fluid and kill it with fire.

>>510076970
kek

>>510077123
One time would be bad luck, but after three times you know he is deliberately putting his todger spiderwebs.

>>510076733
>enjoys a glass of raw milk in the rain.

>>510077120
>your loss - your loss
>your gains - ours (the bames) gains

I've showered today but for some reason my willie is pungent. It smells like a bin in Brum. Has anyone had this happen? Is it because it was hot today?

>>510075785

would have an arsehole the size of a clowns pocket by day 2.

>>510077218
Kek

>>510077238
see, now you're getting it
if you play video games well, for example,
you can play all sorts of other games
including the bame game

Bad Big Lad Weather.

>>510077331
I had a fishy cock last night lad, must be the heat

>>510077170
I agree, he must be doing something dodgy.

I just checked and discovered that there are brown recluses in London . . . .must be all the fucking imports we get but Shit!

Good job I live nowhere near London.

>>510077378
You haven't got the niggers or prison faggotry like we have here. If that Swedish femboy got sent to an American prison, it's not the rape that is speculative, since it will certainly happen immediately. What we are left to wonder is just how many niggers will die as a result of him being there. Those coons kill each other over a young buck nigger with an afro. With that twink on the block, niggers who have been friends for years will kill each other. Nigger gangs will fall apart at the seams. The entire prison life would be a nonstop African war over who gets rape rights over the troon. I wish we had some femboys like that in our prisons. More niggers would die, and it's always good when niggers die.

>>510076633
Get yourself diagnosed with Climate Anxiety and start claiming pip.

>>510075160
or just as you're about to board the plane and you remember there could be some kid sat behind you who'll be kicking the back of your chair the entire flight, or being near to a crying baby

>>510077499
I'm in S Wales, so they are here now as well.

>>510077499
>Good job I live nowhere near London.
They'll be where you are soon lad. They live in climates from southern California to the western edge of West Virginia. If they can make it in London, there's no climate in the UK they won't make it to. Keep yourself safe. Never let a dark space go uncleaned for too long, and when cleaning a dark space, use plenty of light and wear gloves. They are tiny and will try to avoid you as best they can, but if you don't see one and accidentally put pressure on its body, it will bite and then you'll have either the worst swelling of your life or necrosis at the bite location.

>>510077542
>>510077601
>>510077646
commie drivel mixed with confessions

>>510075160
>It's when you go to Heathrow notice everyone working there is a paki.
Does the airport smell like arses? Or do they make them clean themselves to have that job?

>>510077583
>I'm in S Wales, so they are here now as well.
I'm in Somerset . . . .Now I'm getting worried.

I knew the false widow was a problem to some people more than others but a brown recluse could fuck anyone over . . . .we are doomed . . .doomed.

>>510077740
Hesitated on ordering that aircon unit yesterday. Now nowhere seems to have them in stock.

>>510077820
Dyson?

>>510077889
That's just a fan

>>510077806
Just exercise some active deterrent measures.
>keep attics and basements clean regularly
That's good enough. But if you have to clean a place that hasn't been cleaned in a long time, do this
>when cleaning a space that is usually dark, turn on as much light as possible
>wear shoes, long sleeves, and gloves
>get all the webs out
That's usually enough to get them to fuck off back outside. You'll never encounter one in your garden, only in interior spaces that are usually dark and don't see a lot of activity.

>>510077710
Thanks for the tips, I never realised they made it here in so many numbers.

I've done many things in my life and faced death on many occasions but spiders still give me the heebie jeebies.

>>510077889
Overpriced, overrated, and only a fan not proper aircon.

>>510077436
25 in my cave already

>>510077985
18c

Starmer and Macron agree ‘groundbreaking’ one in, one out migration deal as hundreds cross Channel in small boats
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/macron-starmer-small-boats-migrant-deal-b2786648.html

>he and the prime minister announced a pilot scheme which could see around 50 illegal migrants arriving in small boats returned to France each week in exchange for asylum seekers being held there.

>So I am pleased to announce our agreement today on a groundbreaking returns pilot. For the very first time, migrants arriving via small boat will be detained and returned to France in short order.”

>The prime minister told a joint press conference: “In exchange for every return, a different individual will be allowed to come here via a safe route, controlled and legal, subject to strict security checks and only open to those who have not tried to enter the UK illegally.

Is this a fucking joke?

>>510077901
>>510077950
Cheaper to run and does for the winter
Also AC units are temperamental af

I'm quite enjoying this weather tbqhwy lads, been waiting for it all year

lads just been informed im not allowed use too much water
absolute fucking joke country, we dont even have enough fucking water anymore what the fuck is going on in this shithole country like?

>>510078034
It's not going to cool you down if it's hot as fuck.

why weren't normal people protesting against the insane atrocities back then

>>510077985
>>510078012
27°C inside here
I do have large windows facing East and South.

>>510078082
I still fill up my 6000 gallon paddling pool when there's a hose ban

morning lads
sick of bames
that is all

>>510078033
>Is this a fucking joke?
No. Just Starmer being an utter fucking failure.
Imagine getting cucked by a fucking tranny loving frog.

>>510078110

need to clean me car it's looking right manky like but there aint enough fucking water like

fucking sick of it lads

>>510078082
Leaky pipes

I have adapted. 25°c no longer bothers me.

>>510078033
It's bullying.

>>510078091
It fkn does, exceptionally well too
>t HVAC installation for a few years

>>510078195

fucking joke lad
water companies paying themselves more than ever and they cant even fix a leaky fucking pipe

>>510078033
>50 each week
nigger it's 700+ every fucking day

Windows closed, internal door open, fans blasting 28 degree air at me.

This is the life, lads!

>>510078309
>curtains closed

>>510078268

starting to think starmer is doing this shit on purpose, how can someone be that fucking bad at negotiating then brag about it?

if i were pm i'd just classify france as hostile nation and ban any ship coming from france in british waters, and if they violate'em we sink the fuckers
i'd also stop issuing any visas to anyone coming from france, start deporting french people and shut down channel tunnel

bet that'd sort them out overnight

21c atm with a high of 25 around 4ish
6am walk with dog was a good idea

took the day off
cannot be fucked with it

>>510078260
There's been one outside my mother in law's flat for months. I think they tried fixing it but it sprung back up
BAME downstairs was complaining at the poor lad trying to fix it for us who switched off the water for a few minutes without telling her

Ethnic amblers
Ethnic loiterers

>>510078347

27.4c in me room right now lad

sick of it no excuse for it to be this hot

>>510078111
morning lad
all of them

>>510078317
this is me >>510078106
I have to keep my curtains closed when it's hot and the sun is strong.

I'm glad I'm not a dog. Never buying another one again after current one pops his clogs. It's not fair on em.

>>510078260
tbdesu when utilities do shit like this, they should give a discount or expect non-payment for lack of service. there's a reason I bought a second water barrel and keep it stocked for instances such as this.

>>510078454
>east and south
Practically the same as me mate, one big window facing SE; tis bollocks.

>>510078341
Starmer is a devout globalist. He wants more. And he loves making grubby deals because it fulfils his fantasy of us all working together.

New

>>510078568
>>510078568
>>510078568

>>510075785

Maybe he should stop being such a faggot? They got me with the gay gun too. I'm not a homo.

>>510078592
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too early you Spastic.

Need to recognise Somaliland ASAP and deport them all back there

>>510078592
what the fuck you playing at you doughnut

>>510078411
It’s the heat from all the bonnies in NI

>>510078682
Mogaerdishuphilly is looking a bit brexity.

I stopped paying my bills sporadically during lockdown, for the pat two years I have not paid a single penny for gas, electric, water, council tax, I don't open letters, I don't open text messages or emails, when certain parties come to my door I simply refuse to answer any questions at all, I think perhaps I have lost my sanity but it is remarkable how long one can go along like this, I suppose it might be called depression but I'm not suicidal or moody, I just cannot see a way to participate in this world anymore, everything is fake and gay and to live like a "normal" person you have to become fake and gay too and I cannot do that, I'm tired

>>510078848
become ungovernable

>>510078682
The thing is, we know this will never happen but mark my words, the Mutts will see this and think the Law has been passed.

>>510078848
You will get fucked mate, the council tax people will NOT give up. gas and electric will change your meter to pre-pay and the water people cannot cut you off, especially if you have kids, so leave a few kids toys in your garden.
Time is ticking anon.

>>510077531
>i love my very privileged and elitist hobby and job but i also feel the societal need to show guilt about it. Here's how other people can spend other people's money and effort on something which is not totally vital.

>>510078033
just 2 short lesbians

Our kanye west is back bros

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/embed/video/3473723.html

>>510078848
Have you saved all the money that was for bills?
Utilities companies can apply for a court warrant to appear at your door with plod with the big red key

>>510078848
utlility companies would cut you your supply

>>510075178
The GC

>>510078106
I got AC

>>510078848
expert here
you'll be fine, just chill
check if you're eligible for a debt relief order, or don't
everything will be fine

Just been shop
Lots of milfs in short shorts corrrr

>>510079127
>>510079164
I had hard times 20 years ago and this is the score >>510079014
Your pre-pay meters will be weighted to repay the debt but after CCJs for Council Tax and visiting bailiffs, an entry warrant will be issued and as you say, they will used the big red key.

>royal navy recruiters contacting
must have applied when drunk
ffs they can piss right off

>>510078592
kill yourself

>>510079421
Wdym you don't want to die in a pointless war so that muhammed and his twenty wives can get bennies?

>>510079212
>I got AC
It's not worth it for me . . . OK we have had an unusually extended period of hot weather but I don't want ugly boxes in my rooms or outside.
I do have one of these portable things though, where you add water and there is an atomiser and a fan, works for me.

Morning lads

>>510079297
Best thing about hot weather - pretty women in shorts and sundresses
Worst thing about hot weather - fat munters in shorts and sundresses

>>510079122
Our Kanye is Wiley with all his anti semitic outbursts

>>510079421
The Navy is a pretty good life anon and it's relatively safe, second only to the RAF.
Don't let a bunch of edgy kiddies on a Vietnamese chicken dancing forum put you off, do what you think is right for your future.
>t.oldfag.

>>510079317
Had the gas board kick my door in years ago while I worked away from home, they billed me for a locksmith too iirc

>>510079460
>add water
you need dehumidifier to stop any mould

>>510079104
Ha ha. Just seen this.
>bloody poor people not being like me.

>>510079646
If your meter is indoors, they would.
I had an external meter and they replaced my meter with a pre-pay, whilst I was away.

Might do a bbq later
Might wait till tomorrow
Idk

We're pretty deep in summer, the weather has been lovely, the government has been insane, yet there still hasn't been a single riot.
What's going on?

Am Air drying my balls in front of my AC right now. What a beautiful day

>Reeves disappointed after economy unexpectedly shrinks

She fooked it again

>>510079792
It was
Wasn’t even for non payment, gas safety inspection ffs

>>510079878
>yet there still hasn't been a single riot.
Lack of catalyst.

Tell me something good about England, Australia is getting me down.

>>510079878
they did a pogrom in ballymena

>>510080001
> gas safety inspection ffs
I got you
They used to be annual but now they are every 9 months (I think) somebody is making money from this?

>>510079491
Aye the fat munts covered in tattoos with a mulatto in tow aren't appealing desu

>>510079985
How could this happen?????

>>510080077
Shola mos shogmabimu

>>510079878
Need some more welshman to get us started

>>510080005
There's been plenty.

This heat is making me consider giving up being a pilot lads. We can’t keep heating the planet like this.

>>510080077
>Tell me something good about England
We have less nasty spiders and snakes, - also our pies are better than yours.

We are kind of like Australia but without the nice weather, having said that we have a heatwave atm and it's lovely and sunny.

>>510080198
>climate anxiety

>>510080257
m8 it's very fucking real
I'm anxious right now, hate winter me
like I love a gud snow like, fresh n whatnot
but when it turns to yellow slush and black ice, I could do without
fucking ay might turn the heeting up to calm me down like

>>510079460
>using a swamp cooler in a country as humid as this
I shiggy diggy digg

>>510080111
Was 25yrs ago, had bought the place but hadn’t moved in cos I was doing work to it first
Got pumped for 6 months council tax too that I was originally told I was except from

>>510080111
Me leccy company keeps sending me emails telling me I need to get my meter replaced with a >smart meter and that they have the power of entry if I refuse, but whenever I go to the website to book an appointment all the slots are full.

>>510079296
they switched energy supplier on me a year or so ago, I have never had any communication with the new supplier, technically no contract, luckily for me I live in quite an inaccessible place, it's a real pita for any of them to come here and when they occasionally do I refuse to engage, perhaps I'm too annoying for them to bother with

>>510080594
>Was 25yrs ago,
Wow another oldfag, I was born in '65 beat me?

>>510080669
> I need to get my meter replaced with a >smart meter and that they have the power of entry if I refuse
I find this hard to believe anon. I asked for a smart meter and they came to fit one but it couldn't connect because of my remote location, said they would be back in a month to sort it, despite many calls they never came back and eventually said it was not available, that was 5 years ago.

it's not as bad as it sounds, just seems like a regular ambient track

https://m.soundcloud.com/jordan-rakei/music-for-heathrow

>>510080892
desu right now it just feels like posturing, in the same way TV licence plebs will say they're allowed to come in when they're not.

ALL OF THEM

>>510080257
haven't flown for over 10 years and signed the flight free pledge about 5 years ago. I love travelling, would love to travel more. Many place are now off limits to me due to the cost/time of getting there and I have resigned myself to never seeing these places. But, you know what? My needs and wants are really not that important when compared with a climate emergency. Many of these places will be uninhabitable/under water/devestated within a very short space of time. I would rather be content with what I have now, I have learnt peace within my small space. We really do need to stop being so selfish and spoiled and just taking everything we want because very soon there will be nothing to take. Wake up humans, flying through the sky in a big toxic machine is really not that important compared to what we are facing. It's already well under way and soon the only distinguishing feature between all these wonderful destinations will be those that have a liveable temperature and drinking water and those that don't. Because of western greed people from the global south will be migrating to the west just to survive and how will we feed all these people in a climate emergency?

>GPs need to stop giving out sick notes
>we need to them to refer people to the gym and get them back to work
Weird, innit. We're importing hundreds of thousands of workers a year yet we still desperately need to get brits back to work.

>>510080892
> born in '65
‘72 you geriatric

>>510080198
>fly to a country that doesn't have climate retards
Oh I can be a pilot again.

>>510080760
sometimes people just get away with stuff
you ever hear about that guy in australia who found an unlimited money glitch on a bank card, spent loads of money
even hosted a party for the people in the bank as a joke
then he had to fight tooth and nail for his own prosecution because no-one was coming for him

>>510080594
>>510080669
Always ask for the entry warrant. Even in retrospect. They'll guarantee mug you off with a shady scan or photocopy. The signature should be from a CCjudge wet, ie original. Just phone the court to verify. Every single case ive heard of they just fudge it and the court judge did not sign it. If its a falsified signature the impersonating a judge is a serious offence but the courts never care or do anything. I had a ding dong with united utilities who had taken us to court and lost so i had a judgement that they couldn't return to court with the same claim. When i informed the court the original judgement magically vanished from the records. Fortunately i had the original saved and laminated so i sent that as full disclosure along with a bundle of evidence and on the hearing day, abracadabra, the evidence bundle was missing. Showed the CCjudge and raised a complaint along with a formal accusation of contempt as they didn't show. The judge was all concerned and tut tut maxing but the case was struck out and nothing happened. Point is, they're all in it together.

Always challenge the entry warrant. It needs a wet ink signature from a judge within 30 days of issue.

>>510080669
Do you have a economy 7 or 3 phase?

>>510081069
> unlimited money glitch

Was he playing gta online on a PS3?

>>510081249
he basically was, proper lad

https://historicflix.com/dan-saunders-and-the-1-6-million-atm-glitch/

>>510081182
> It needs a wet ink signature

I thought my freeman days were over

>>510077238
These dickheads will tax the country into oblivion.
There is no incentive to invest in anything here, all the wealth creators are leaving and they still plan to increase taxes.
All the while they are pissing billions down the drain on foreigners and 'green' initiatives, i.e. siphoning money to their themselves.
It's only a matter of time before it implodes. I would recommend hodling Bitcoin and once fiat inflates it to infinity just leave the country to a more tax friendly jurisdiction, like UAE or somewhere in the caribbean, where CGT isn't an issue.

>>510080951
>TV licence plebs will say they're allowed to come in when they're not
I haven't have a TV licence for over 20 years.
Funny story:
About 8 years ago I had a guy appear at my door asking me about a TV licence, I put on my best Eastern Euro accent and said
>"I no want to buy your TV, TV is bad"
he asked why and I replied
>TV watches you in house I read books and listen to Raadio . . .thank you but go away"

No visits since, they probably think I'm some sort of Polish Schizo . . .I still get the letters though.

>>510081045
Only 7 years difference, don't get too carried away. I don't smell of urine and boiled cabbage just yet.

>>510081182
LMAO
Sov Cit bullshit.

>>510078110
I hope you make sure you empty and refill it once you've had a swim, washing it out thoroughly in between. Elf n safety int it.

>>510081484
There's nothing more satisfying than pouring 6000 gallons out all the way down the garden and then chucking the hose in to start again

>>510081304
Based but he could have done so much more

>>510081392
> TV licence plebs
>Always ask if you’re the legal occupier
Always reply with am in lawful possession, game over

WHOOSH

>new guy starts in office
>can't pronounce th sounds
>'I've got free kids'

Won't last long

corr

Being Indian is the worse, not only do whites take the piss but literally every ethnicity does

>>510081799
>I've got free kids
sounds a bit noncey desu

>>510081840
>Being Indian is the worse
GOOD MORNING SARRR

>>510080669
what is the issue with smart meters? i live in a rural house and have a radio smart meter or something like that, fitted a couple of years ago, and it makes no difference.

>>510081748
>Always reply with am in lawful possession
That sounds too Sov Cit.

I looked into this 'Freeman of the Land' stuff years ago and even joined a group but the more I looked into it, the more silly it became.

I can understand the thinking behind it and in certain circumstances it could work but most use it for grifting and avoiding various taxes, so it fails EVERY single time.

I think if the situation arises again, I will stick to my tin-foil hat wearing eastern euro act.

>>510081821
niggas went wild for this in the 90s. crazy days.

>>510082071
It works because they can’t answer if being in lawful possession is the same as legal occupation

>veronika of the chapman family was a nonce troon

>>510077035
Just catch him in a cup and throw him outside. Spider's simply kill more annoying pests

Captain Ranty on the old lawful rebellion site was a funny old cunt

How do I get a job at the daily mail? I want to be paid to shitpost

>>510077035
spiders earn their keep

>>510082055
>he wants the hebrews to know his precise electricity usage habits

>>510081304
>IT nigga finds a major security exploit in something
>submits it to the devs for a bug bounty
>"lol we don't consider that a bug we won't fix it or pay you"
>nigga then tells a tech news outlet about this massive exploit he just found
>suddenly the devs are motivated to do something
Many such cases. SAD.

>>510078231
Then you know units that are inside will heat the room up more overall because of the motor, you need it near a window if you want to actually cool down the room as a whole.

Might have to migrate down to me kitchen for the afternoon. It's cooler down there.

>>510078848
Why refuse to answer question but open the door?

>>510082220
>It works because they can’t answer if being in lawful possession is the same as legal occupation
I think you are over-estimating the intelligence of Capita employees, the difference between lawful and legal does not compute with them, to them it's the same and to some extent it is.
Sovereign Citizens tie themselves up in knots arguing this, I thought you would know better?

>>510082564
£10 usb temu fan and tree coverage is all you need desu

>>510081841
Yeah the first one is free. Then he starts charging you

>>510082677
got me a dyson bladeless fan its mint

Lying naked on my bed with my cock out

>>510082810
Stop shilling Dyson lest I call you a nigger.

>>510075785
That guy's asshole would be destroyed.

>>510082220
Listen to this, it sounds a lot better than the Freeman crap.

https://voca.ro/1lYxuaeOXBq3

>>510082893
>would be
is

>>510075785
he cute

>>510077529
I saw a riot break out over an insane pooner in a men's homeless shelter, over who would get to own and prostitute her. She ODed 3 times in a single night. They raided her bank accounts, got loans, the works.

All White bums too.

Kill all junkies.

>>510082810
it does actually have blades you know

>>510083243
>it does actually have blades you know
Never relax

>>510074344
i had to google it as i thought it was a troll post or something. so apparently some people... probably women... have anxiety from travelling but also life laugh love to travel. Its like having anxiety about making 4chan posts : maybe some anon will call me a nigger faggot or something.... of course noone would believe me about having anxiety about making 4chan posts, and noone will fucking blast sounds on an airport to calm my faggotry.

>>510082055
>what is the issue with smart meters
They can charge you more for peak (daytime, late evening) usage.

>>510077529
> American
> Can only think about niggers
The American culture is centered around niggers. They have holidays for niggers. They killed hundreds of thousands of white men to free niggers. They listen to nigger music. They elect a nigger as their president. They dress and act like niggers. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from niggers. They post sassy gifs about niggers. They watch sportsball in worship of niggers. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of niggers playing sports. They use nigger slang like "bruh" and "thot". When you say "Martin Luther" they're not thinking of the father of protestantism. They're thinking of the nigger. Their cities are completely overrun with niggers. They worship their ZOGbot police force disproportionately filled with niggers and their global police force of soldiers filled with niggers. Their men sit around watching nigger ball while their women sit around watching nigger talk shows. They worship niggers like Muhammad Ali and Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson and the late Mike Tyson while attacking the whites who actually built their country before niggers took over. Their movies are filled with niggers and their music charts are topped by niggers. They send niggers to the Olympics and celebrate when the niggers win because those niggers are true red blooded american niggers. They watch nigger porn to a point where "BBC" does not make them think of an international media company but about nigger penises instead. They will tell you how much they hate niggers and how the mutt's law meme is a stale joke and they are just pretending to love niggers but the evidence speaks for itself in that America has always been and will be a nation of nigger loving niggers

>>510082810
Based advice taker

>>510075589
Might as well not have any security when they could simply ignore the suspicious looking package in their fellow Muslim's bag.

>>510082521
It is the same, technically, but your average inspector doesn’t know that

>>510081748
Just don't answer the door. Don't say anything.

>>510081069
that was me, I moved to the uk with the money

>>510084232
It's actually not. "Legal" is basically corporate code while "Lawful" is actual law. If you've ever looked into it you will know that only corporations have to follow what's legal but with the way birth certificates work we are basically made into corporate entities blah blah blah, there is some truth to it but you assume that the average wanker would even know and if they did that they would suddenly honour it.

>"I'm arresting you on charges of [vague laws], do you understand?"
>"No."
>"Then I can't arrest you."
It's as simple as that.

>>510081392
just never answer questions, it really fucks them because they always start with
>hello are you mr so and so
and I always reply with
>I'm sorry I'm not answering any questions today
it always fucks them, I had this nigger at my door during lockdown and I photographed his fake ID, gave him my usual reply and he said
>you wil
oooh I'm so scared you phoney arse nigger that works for jewish money merchants

>>510082810
It's not even that good. It's louder and weaker than a regular fan plus it's like 20x as expensive.

>>510084732
You're only paying for the novelty of le bladeless fan

>>510084650
>I DO NOT CONSENT I DO NOT CONSENT

Imagine not being able to deport forren criminals if they destroy their passports.

Imagine not issuing a d-notice to keep this glaring loophole secret.

Couldn't be my hyper-competent and respected country.

>>510084632
I don’t speak legalese but I can lawfully confirm my possession.

>>510084752
>le hidden blade bladeless fan
I really don't get the point of it other than duping retards.

>>510084148
Why has the brown lad got a blue cock?

>>510084912
Discord?

>>510084912
Green has a yellow cock but you focused on brown. Interesting.

>>510084912
hi i got my phd in this picture
it's actually who they each bummed
red guy bummed no-one
green guy bummed yellow guy, yellow guy bummed no one
blue guy bummed no one and brown guy bummed blue guy
hope this clears that up and sorry if i used any technical language but it's sometimes difficult to explain to laymen

>>510085129
Explain it in roadman terms

>>510072027

Decades too late for that now unfortunately.

>>510085208
niggas is gay

>>510085244
That’ll do

>>510085208
I didn't hear nothing about no bumming, feds tryna accuse man of moving zesty and dat but aint nobody got the fax
mans been hearing rumours bout yellow guy and blue guy but i aint saying no mo
brown guy weren't even involved and feds still tryna bin block man
racism and that

>>510085406
And not a dentist chair in sight

>>510072027
>The English should just accept your place as an American colony and push for more integration with America. It's your only option.
But only if they expel the Muslims and Indians. We don't want them.

Th another option is to rebel and put in an anti-Jew Stuart king. They kicked the Jews out last time and were able to build a modern society. Stuarts wouldn't put up with this bullshit.

https://royalstuartsociety.com/

They need a new jacobite uprising!

>>510074954
For you.

too hot for gnomes not seeing any

>>510074753
>sounds like some nepotism money laundering thing to me
>I dont like the word but I guess some would call it humiliation ritual too
It makes no sense to add anxiety producing sounds to an anxiety producing environment.

But maybe that's the whole point. To torment the unarmed citizens.

>>510085593
>Trump visiting Scotland

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cp3k2dv32g2o

>>510072027
i'd take that

We're in here lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvmV6h8_k9Q

>>510072027
You'll have to bomb us a few times, first. Pick a few of the densest City centres and you'll take out BAMEs and corrupt government officials. Solves two problems with one bomb.

>>510081436
Of all the good goys, you sir are the goodest goy of all.
>put on an accent and pretend to be foreign
Its not civ soc or whatever you said. Its called being English, which involves being obtuse when british corporate faggots take the piss while they shit on your face. I don't give to fucks about the law. It boils down to this. Jewish bullies pick the low hanging fruit, the weak and easy targets. You let people get comfortable disrespecting you, then that becomes their default position. It needs nipping in the bud early doors.

remember this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_jTRaAF9BU

>>510072117
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>>510072027
>The English should just accept your place as an American colony and push for more integration with America. It's your only option.

>>510082516
why not, they can try to enter but they'd be met with a fucking violent response from me unless they have a warrant, I will not live in fear

>>510088580
it's not legal to own guns here are gov.uk going to prosecute burgers for illegal (over here) gun ownership too

>>510088580
>>510089636
We can't even arrest our own crims, why do they suddenly think we can do it to ameristanis?

>>510072027
Works for me. You can buy us with some guns and ammo like you did when you tried civilise the hoa hoas.
>>510088580
Good one you communist memefag bellend.

>>510089829
Bake a new one lad.

>>510090706
NEW
>>510087484
>>510087484

>>510072350
>hurrrrrrr
>>510090706
>Bake a new one lad

>>510084167
The thing is nonwhites dont have this problem, they dont look at the white security staff and think "holy cow, he might have a nazi friend whos going to blow up this Air India Delhi flight direct to London!"
Just not going to happen is it.

>>510089969
>Works for me.