Thread 510093687

Seriously why are millennials men such massive soi faggots live this with this le epic awesome quirk stuff

i blame adam savage and bill nye

>>510093687 (OP)
The cunts 49 years old, he's Gen X.

>>510093687 (OP)
>Ermmm, yes! We HUMANS are so magical! We're just a bunch of electric signals pushing meat bags, man! HUMANS have to learn to be more kind to eachother. How could HUMANS be so mean and insensitive?
I swear to god every fucking faggot that ever uses the word "humans" like this deserves instant death camp tickets. Instant. Death camp. Tickets. Right onto the fucking train car. No trial or hearing. Straight to the gas chamber. I am so fucking tired of this newspeak fucking GARBAGE

>>510093687 (OP)
idk sounds pretty based to me

>>510093853
>I HATE HEARING PEOPLE SAY THE WORD "HUMANS" REEEE
get some real problems

>>510093837
Kys millennial faggot

>>510093949
Dipshit I do have real problems, these fucking latte drinking FAGGOTS are just the icing on the cake. Why aren't you trying to be a better HUMAN? Don't you know the highest virtue is to be a good HUMAN?

Here’s another one

Millennial frat boys exist too.

>>510093687 (OP)
A retard lurking on twitter has the audacity to call other people faggots, go back to twitter ya shit cunt

>>510093853
We need a term that excludes all the lesser subspecies of human like niggers and poos

>>510093687 (OP)
To be fair, I could see a poet saying something similar 150 years ago. But then they would go kill some uncivilized blacks, not tongue their anus.

>>510094260
Jokes on you I got that pic from another 4chan thread and also it’s a good example

I kinda like the concept of being a ghost piloting a bipedal biomech.

>>510093687 (OP)
>YOU CAN DO ANYTHING
>try to fly
>try to teleport
>can't
>try to fire a ki-blast out of my hand (aimed at India)
>can't

what a bunch of bullshit

>>510094107
Reading and writing this is legally considered hormone replacement therapy in multiple jurisdictions.

>>510094726
>try to fire a ki-blast out of my hand (aimed at India)
You tried to do the right thing. It's all we can ask of you.

>>510093687 (OP)
you can't do anything you're literally a domino tile that convinced itself it chose to fall whatever that means

>>510093687 (OP)
It's not one generation. It's all of them, including yours. Everyone is gay and annoying.

>>510093687 (OP)
anyone who uses or has ever used twitter is a massive fucking faggot
sleaking of massive fucking njgger assed faggots (you) guess what, most millenial men don't use twitter and never have, same for reddit and every single one of these other venues for massive faggots to broadcast themselves to the world and for you to autistically screech about them and act like all millenials are like this, so what i want you to do is go outside, find a millenial man, show him your gay nigger retard post where you say he's the same person as the random twitter faggot you screencapped and report back with the results on how fast it took you to get shot to death, you fucking kike

>>510093687 (OP)
hes not wrong, faggot

>>510093853
>I must find something to be vehemently angry about.

>>510093687 (OP)
Remember Dino Dungarees guy? Well I saw this one in a video recently.

>>510094045
Stop making d&c slide threads nigger

hello shreddednerd

>>510095417
Onto the train hippy

>>510093687 (OP)
>massive soi faggots live this with this le epic awesome quirk stuff
I don't speak Hindi, and I don't care what some random nobody posted on social media.

>>510093687 (OP)
I have that programming. In youth we were trained to value consideration, empathy and optimism. Given that at the time, the future included flying cars and unlimited energy, and our society was one that would ostensibly continue to reward such traits, we accepted it. What a joke.

>>510094726
This nigga can't control his ki.
LMAO.

>>510093687 (OP)
Chuck is in a league of his own

>>510095829
Help

>>510093687 (OP)
being a terminally online millenial and being a millennial with severe social problems and failure to launch syndrome have a huge overlap, there are lots of normal millenials out there but they dont really have much of a social media footprint. their generation saw the societal transition where being really online and into video games and nerdy shit went from getting you socially ostracized to now being normal for everyone, so zoomers have found themselves unknowingly growing up in these lingering safe spaces for the social rejects of yesteryear

(zoomers also inherited their culture and fashion and outlook for these losers but they aren't ready to process that, come to terms with it, and just lighten up about it because being raised by social media has made them unironically retarded and emotionally volatile like a woman)

Why
It makes sense, hes fucking high or something

>>510095829
He's probably a really nice guy, but this is too cringe and so he must die, what a shame.

>>510093687 (OP)
that's a good whitepill post though, you're just a nihilist

>>510093805
Yea those two really should be incarcerated.

>>510096220
the most charitable position i can take is that he intentionally writes cringe as a way to beat his internal self censor into submission but the problem is youre not supposed to post that stuff for others to read

>>510096573
maybe he gives less of a fuck than you
is that not an enviable position?
you need to stop caring what these "people" think of you, 70% of them without an internal monologue

cringe is a self-imposed mind prison; it's how they control your behaviour
look, I'm using paragraphs

what are you going to do about it, small man?

FLORB

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN ZOOMERS STOP CARING ABOUT HOW THEY LOOK

AND START BEING CRINGE TOWARDS THE GOVERNMENT

>>510094107
Probably one of the worst social media posts of all time.

>>510093687 (OP)
Technically we are mystery meat packet with Mr. Skelletal

>>510095782
fuck you bejita

>>510093687 (OP)
Except he's right

millennials got the ultimate rugpull done to them and their entire lives are pathetic coping mechanisms for this, while gen z and afterward are just straight broken. gen x is just boomer 2.0 and are just as narcissstic (we're just sitting over here, watching you forget about us, and we don't care, and we ever single time need to mention ourselves to you, because we don't care that you forgot about us, so remember us).

This is what happens when you get rugpulled with feminism and jew domination aka post 2001 security state and post 2008 economic reality. Your brain breaks. Let's play mario and remember that brief period in our lives before everything went to shit that coincidences with our childhood. What else are we going to do, date? FFS...not trying to kill myself today, not going down THAT road...

>>510093687 (OP)
As a fellow woman respector, I can sense the woman respecting vibes from this fellow chungus

>>510093687 (OP)
Chuck sounds like a colossal faggot.

>>510093687 (OP)
It was funny when we were 12 and the internet was a simpler place.

>>510097289
Ohhh big attitude from a ki-let.
Why don't you come over here and try to fuck me yourself, you coward.

> "animated with electricity."

fucking wrong. electrical potential from the movement of sodium ions in and out of cell membranes isn't "electricity," you fuckwad.

>>510095829
cringe

>>510096854
you have to go back, retard

>>510097432
teeth are not bones, so he's wrong.

>>510098966
*grabs you by the dragonballs*
BACK THE FUCK OFF?!

>>510093687 (OP)
When I was in elementary school and high school, the kind of people that would say this stuff out loud (because social media didn't exist) would get labeled as annoying faggots and shunned by the greater group. It's never clever, it's never funny, it's always just cringey, obnoxious noise that no one wants to hear. The Internet has allowed these people to congregate and form their own subculture of annoying faggotry to the point that they now have their own brand of humor that only other annoying faggots appreciate. See use-case: reddit.

>>510099346
Gah! He's so fast! His grip is so strong!
I-impossible!

>>510095829
fgsfds

>>510093687 (OP)
Idk they are weird but I am too busy fuckkng 20 year old zoomers to care what other millennial are doing.

>>510099346
>>510100165
look at the two homos being total faggots

>>510094107
The last sentence in a vacuum would by hypercringe
Unbelievably within this post it makes it better somehow
I have to hide, this is terrifying

>>510094107
I'm wondering why his wife left him

>>510100456
You're in a thread that's griping about a Twitter post that was written by someone who has brain damage or down syndrome or some other mental retardation.
Think about that.

>>510094045
cope xoomer

>>510102075
"wife"

>>510098966
>ki-let
Laughted more than I should.

>>510093687 (OP)
fascinating, pls face the wall now

Every man working in higher education is like this. I seriously want to blow my brains out when I have to talk to my male peers.

>>510093687 (OP)
I am still upset that I bought this faggot's Star Wars book because I used to read everything with Star Wars on it back then.

>>510093687 (OP)
What is with this concerted effort to turn younger generations against millennials? We're the trailblazers of getting fucked while there is this driving force to make zoomers and alpha hate us. Is this the final middle fingers to us from boomers as they edge closer to oblivion?

>>510093853
When women say- My partner and I are going to Disneyland this weekend! Can't wait to get some Kylo Ren Funko Pops

>>510093687 (OP)
plase dont remind me, i carry enough shame as is, dont need to be lumped with nintendoniggers and funkypoptards

>>510102404
You're the boomers 2.0

>>510102624
that's gen x, fucking moron.

>>510093687 (OP)
that is a gen X.

>>510102404
I am gen Z and I sympathize with millennials; I thought I was one for a long time. I was chronically online as a child and I absorbed a lot of the anti-young sentiment espoused for millennials. The lead generations can get fucked.

>>510094107
I want to stomp it

>>510093687 (OP)
>"why are millenials-"
>look inside
>90% GenX
Millenials are too fucking broke and bottom-of-the-social-ladder to actually do much that get noticed.

>>510093853
>Anti-humans humans seething
Predictable

>>510093687 (OP)
How is this any worse than a zoomer trooning out and cutting their dick off?

>>510093687 (OP)
The Szechuan Sauce scandal was a watershed moment in our culture where men decided to grow up or double down

>>510093687 (OP)
Every single work place loves to encourage this childish faggotry

>>510093687 (OP)
OP will not even reveal if it's a roastie from the same generation, a kike, some fag from another generation.

>>510102833
I'm sympathetic to you lot and the younger as well. I don't like this unnatural tension that is being created because boomers are starting to feel the squeeze from all the bullshit that's been pulled leading up to this. It's not even fair to baby boomers either because my parents are boomers and they don't resemble the piece of shit caricature that's been portrayed either for which I am eternally grateful especially to my father.
It's funny listening to people bitch about boomers (like tim dillon for example) and it's clear that the people he is referring to are plain middle-class surbanites of which none of my family came from. It seems like it's bitching about an incredible niche of people that lived on the east and west coast cities. I'm from the midwest and I would barely know anyone who resemble the kind of people he talks about.

>>510093687 (OP)
He's describing every species of monkey

>>510094107
Why in the chonckleflipping swampmostering goblinhell do they talk like this?

>>510103535
I am also from the Midwest, and I share many of your observations. The NIMBYs and the suburban business assholes are the namesake for the boomer caricature.

>>510098966
Alright Fucker, YOU'RE MINE FOR THE SLAMMIN

>>510100165
kek

>>510093837
>Zoomers are being arrogant dysgenic retards again

News at 11

>>510094726
>>510095782
>>510097289
>>510098966
>>510100165

>>510093687 (OP)
>Chuck Wendig

This guy got fired from writing horrible Star Wars book because he kept making disgusting Trump hating tweets

>>510099219
no, it's you~

>>510095510
>how old are you and how much do you
Masturbate?

>>510093687 (OP)
Millenials are (and always will be) infinitely superior to brainrotted zoomers.

>>510103834
All men have the need to say inappropriate things from time to time. Normal men say stuff like "Fuck niggers." Estrogenated leftist men can't say that, so they say gay stuff like "OMG Drumpf is heckin naughtybaddy fuckChr*stian orange buttman."

>>510095829
I didn't know letters could be punchable until I read that

>>510093687 (OP)
https://newrightpoast.substack.com/p/the-four-commandments-of-reddit
UH OH.
S 0 Y

>>510093853
he didn't say humans though

>>510095829
>Charles David Wendig (nicknamed Chuck Wendig; born April 22, 1976)[1] is an American author, comic book writer, screenwriter, and blogger. He is best known for the Star Wars: Aftermath trilogy.
Well there you have it, lol.

Impossible to tell whether he's a literal cringelord or whether he's just doing this to make money so he doesn't starve.

>>510106650
This is the best thing I've read in a while.

>>510093853
In all seriousness, it is a red flag when you hear a liberalist giving a talk and they have to reassure you that they're human in their speech.
>We as humans have a desire for affection
>As humans, we ...
It's bizarre. I think it's dissociative, really. Because they have no other form of identity they just throw out human hoping you identify with them.

>>510093687 (OP)
We retreated into whimsy
Beats looking like a cauliflower and crying at can openers

>>510093687 (OP)
I think the internet fried our brains in a way that’s unrecoverable. Only those of us with natural misanthropy escaped

>>510094107
The longer you look at it, the worse it gets. It's almost impressive how concise his cringe is.

>>510093687 (OP)
Yeah, I spend half an hour on the toilet every day emptying my sluggish colon bit by bit. I feel sooo empowered....

>>510093853
Least misanthropic ((frogposter))

>>510096854
This is somehow gayer and more cringe than any of the tweet screenshots

>>510093853
>>510093853
>>510093853

>>510094107
>>510094107
>>510094107
IT'S
QUIRK
CHUNGUS SUSUS AMOGUS

>>510093687 (OP)
Because they had a childhood that wasn’t filled with misery, because they weren’t immersed in the worst shit imaginable at 4 years old because their mom didn’t shove an iPad in their hands, unlike you

>>510094726
>>510094726
>>510094726

There is a deliberate attempt to memory hole the service of millennials in the war on terror every single spec ops public figure is some boomer born in the 70s that was 30 years old on 911

>>510093687 (OP)
What I hate is that millennials act like they're the first truly sentient human beings in history and consider it their sacred duty to fix everything they think is wrong about the world.

>>510093687 (OP)
is that guy just realizing he can make things materialize out of thin air? just manifest desires

>>510109236
Correct
It's a big jobgiving a shit when no one else does

>>510109236
Zoomers make it their responsibility to care as little as possible about everything

>>510103834
too much internet
say this in a social setting and people will look at you like you have an extra chromosome, you will immediately feel embarrassed (unless you are a nigger who cannot experience empathy) and stop your retarded behavior
say this online and most people will cringe and close the tab, but a small percentage of people will repost and maybe start trying to emulate it and this will reinforce your cringe behavior

>>510093687 (OP)
Great. I'm a draugr

>>510093837
You're a fucking moron, eldest millennial are pushing 60.

>>510095829
Coffee is for fags. (The suck-dick and take-it-up-the-ass kind.)

>>510094045
owned, bitch

>>510102404
IDK but its funny watching retards who think they are "four dimensional mind chess" grand masters come up with word salad reasons to blame millennials for ever more absurd shit, over-exerting themselves to the point of anal prolapse, then pat themselves on the back

>>510111069
>millenials are gen x now
zoomer retard nigger, that's not how this works at all

>>510109236
In many ways, Millennials are unironically more sentient as they can both remember growing up before internet/social media and are capable of navigating social media we know today. That's why Millennials are so disappointing. They had all the potential, but squandered it because they were raised by decadent Boomers and struggled to break free from of the Boomer mindset.

>>510109590
Gen Z were raised by Gen X, the most disaffected, “I'm too cool and ironic to care” generation. They were primed not to care, and then saw that in real time that people who care are punished socially. So, of course they don't care.

>>510095417
You're on /pol/, if there was a time and place to do it, its here.

>>510111484
not true, vodka is for fags, made by and consume by fags.

>>510093687 (OP)
Tell me the truth op, what kind of haircut do you have?

Millenials and gen A will rule the world, gen Z is good for nothing, maybe the older ones.

>>510093805
> Adam Savage
he really turned insufferable without Jamie around to rein his söy as in

>>510094107
That tweet made my chubby face space all kinds of twisty- twisty.
I'm literally tea kettle steamy right now.
Anon need nom nom.

>>510093687 (OP)
This is more of an atheist take than anything.
Liberal/secular minded Faggotry is a big problem and unfortunately will only get worse with each generation (gen x less gay than gen y less gay then gen z etc).

Masculinity is dying. Virtue is dead. If your mom was born in the 1970s or after it’s quite possible she was ran through by the time your dad met her. Sorry for it being that way but you can’t have virtue without God or devotion to higher order.

>>510094107

That also sounds like a Gen Xer, desu, Gen Xanon.

>>510093687 (OP)
Crackers are genetically prone to being goofy big chungus fags like that. It's their natural state, not some "muh socioeconomics" cope.

>>510094045
Did you really make a post and try to inject the millennial shit into it before verifying that Chuck wasn't a millennial?

LMFAOOOO, holy shit faggot, BE BETTER. Your entire post is ruined because you can't do your due diligence. Your supervisor should move you to janitorial duty ASAP.

Ron, I know you're reading this. You really need start delivering or we are gonna have to go with Option B.

>>510094107
>>510095829
I have a coworker like this. Luckily its a huge corporation, but the fuckin clown has a leadership role. It's like he watched the office as his training. Nothing but high energy cringe or snark and we are all merely extras in his life long comedy movie. I bet his favorite movie is deadpool

>>510111069
late millennials are 35-39

Gen X trillionaire gigachads are going to crystal chip us all and create a magic skeleton army like never before seen! There will be no more magic skeleton infighting.

>>510125656
They abandoned the thread when they realized how far gone it was and how retarded they are.

>>510094107
There is nothing wrong with that post. The only men we should be shitting on are leftists and simp pussies.
This whole thread is a social engineering attempt by women to make men self conscious of everything they say and do.
Women need to be exterminated immediately.

>>510125656
late millennials are 43 now

>>510096854
Internal monologue is for people who can't think properly.

>>510098537
Respect for women and 'just being a human being' is a trojan horse women use to get inside your mind so they can lay waste to your inner self.

>>510093687 (OP)
>GOOD MORNING STARSHINE. THE EARTH SAYS, HELLO!
vibes

>>510093687 (OP)
kek.

>>510093687 (OP)
>nigger is almost 50
To think I was hopeful for you zoomer retards
>2006
>every source of authority corralling kids to colleges, schools offer basically zero trade skills
>millennials go to college for their golden ticket or get turned into hamburger for ZOG
>create 4chan, create OWS
>media NONSTOP shits on millennials for not having jobs (that they promised us), or shits on us for being communists for OWS, or shits on us because we don't have the money to fuel Buffalo Wild Wings Negrosports bar
>try to guide zoomers to be welders and HVAC
>stupid fucking retards get dance degrees and doompost all day
>modern media takes opposite approach and laments the POOR ZOOMERS who can't afford housing or families that was originally a millennial problem they mocked
>zoomers unironically quote millennials as being BOOMERS 2.0 (which is actually Gen X) when we have ZERO positions of power like the boomers did
I can't believe I posted on here 6-10 years ago about my "hope" for zoomers. Literally a braindead retard generation with zero creativity or critical thinking. I stumbled into IT and while the Boomers were the biggest computer retards, the zoomers filling in the retirement gaps are just as fucking retarded. Even for internet culture you fucking parasites try to claim shit like Skibidi toilet which was created by gen Alpha. The only thing zoomers have done is aboslutely suck nigger cum dry and buy SUPREME products. Kill yourselves, when the shit hits the fan I'm shooting every zoomer on sight. Probably worst golem generation since Boomers.

>>510094045
Don't you have a boom box to be holding up somewhere, Lloyd Dobbler?

>>510093687 (OP)
i will be a burden on the world

>>510098537
Isn't he a confirmed diddler?

>>510093687 (OP)
Holy science

>>510093687 (OP)
He's not wrong. Life is beautiful. Stop to appreciate the beauty in all the little details all around you every once in a while, anon.

>>510093687 (OP)
I can do anything, she says. Can I vanquish a bear with bare hands? Can I fly to another inhabited planet? If not, then I can't do anything and I see no reason to lie about it.