Thread 510093781

>casually disproves the book of genesis narrative and demonstrates that the bible is full of shit

hehe. nothing personal, christcucks

FEATHERFAGS BEGONE

>>510093781 (OP)
most people don't realize that there are two creation stories in genesis, God destroyed the first earth and created a new one and it will be destroyed and recreated again in revelation.

>>510093781 (OP)
I saw a gila monster yesterday, little buddy was movin and groovin. Love me lizards desu senpai

Dinosaurs are a psyop to hide the existence of dragons

>>510094009
2000 more years bro.

>>510094096
the mayans got that wrong bro

>>510094096
This

>>510094025
"I have never been called to attend a case of Gila monster bite, and I don't want to be. I think a man who is fool enough to get bitten by a Gila monster ought to die. The creature is so sluggish and slow of movement that the victim of its bite is compelled to help largely in order to get bitten."

—Dr. Ward, Arizona Graphic, September 23, 1899

What do dinosaurs and nukes have in common?

Carbon dating is fake and gay kek

>>510093859
>>510093781 (OP)
it had feathers

>>510093781 (OP)
>he thinks the bible is a history book

You expect a book that plagiarizes other mythology stories to be accurate in what it's plagiarizing?

>>510093781 (OP)
Well obviously, they had no idea because they were limited by technology back then. Religion is not bad because it contradicts with science, it gives you purpose in life. You just modify it whenever you find something new.

>>510094231
Exactly. It’s a “nuclear” science. Scientists really expect me to believe that fancy rocks can give off an invisible, totally undetectable energy? Get real.

>>510093781 (OP)
I think the idea that the god of the universe would pick a desert tribe of frumpy stand-up comedians as his chosen people is enough to disprove the bible.

>>510094171
after the apocalyps which happens immediately after the entire world turns against Israel (soon) there is only 1000 years left until God destroys the earth again.

>>510093781 (OP)
Based tyrannobro shitting on Jew cults
Imagine choosing to believe Jews are a holy race and reality revolves around them rather than believing fucking dinosaurs

>>510094301
The whole point of religion is that it's the basis of truth, not something you pick up as a casual hobby to serve your own needs. Otherwise it's just fancy nihilism.

>>510094286
It predicted that a nation would be born in one day, Israel, and that the entire world would hate them and make them the synagogue of satan.

>>510093781 (OP)
>big lizards disprove the book of genesis
I've literally never understood this dumb atheist take

>>510094463
Lmao

>>510093781 (OP)
Not really

>>510094326
idk makes more sense than thinking a psycho jew god spawned a man on one day for no reason and pulled a woman out of its rib

>>510094549
The reason they were so accurate is because this happened like 100 times. Everyone feels bad for them and gives them a slice of land in Canaan, they piss everyone off, Israel is destroyed and everyone is sold into slavery.

>>510093781 (OP)
>>510094096
Christianity is nonsense. Christians believe that a middle easterner from 2000 years ago will reappear one day, bring the dead back to life, and set up a utopian heaven-on-earth for a period of time. There might be problems with other religions, but they don't believe anything as retarded as that.

>>510094711
It is not good for Man to be alone

>>510094750
Maybe we needed that extra rib did you ever think about that

>>510094738
It's because Christ is king and rules over them.

>>510094073
>Dinosaurs are a psyop to hide the existence of dragons
Not entirely but yes.
It was impossible for a T-rex of this size to exist, run quicky and be a carnivore and not a herbivore.
There were other big bone animals that existed even recently that they are hiding behind trex fakery.

>and large humans

>>510094819
A loud and annoying talking rib?

>>510094744
Every prediction in the bible has come true and the predictions are extremely specific and nuanced, no other prophets are as accurate and bold as the predictions in the bible.

>>510093781 (OP)
Bible is an allegorical metaphor dumbass

>>510094824
No he doesn't. Jesus is their tool to keep dumb goys worshipping them.

>>510094819
That would make it even harder to self suck

>>510093781 (OP)
Not only that, christcucks will never know half of the crazy species that had dominate the Earth in the past, for example, after end of the dynossaur era, a giant carnivorous pig rule the earth, kek.
If you think wild hogs are a problem now, look at their distant ancenstors.

>>510094912
And those predictions that didn't come true were just metaphors.

>>510094942
It's a metaphor now that we know it's bullshit

>>510093781 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkpGrRUgjnk

>>510094009
Hola Paco

>>510093781 (OP)
The bible doesnt mention kangaroos, so they must be fake
>Checkmate

Do mudslimes believe in giant reptiles? What does the Q'ran say about them?

>>510095085
David didn't exist. He was like King Arthur. Another jewish myth with no evidence.

>>510094819
I miss my rib bros...I feel so....incomplete. ;_;

>>510094257
that's still debatable since he was not a aviarian dinossaur.
>>510095085
>memeflag
>post retarded wasting educational space with his desert fairy tale delusions where he worship fake character, stolen character and a few kike ancestors
kys memeflag.

>>510093781 (OP)
Image believing evolution. I bet OP is vaccinated. TRUST THE SCIENCE!

>>510095032
Daaamn, Imagine hunting one of those beauties and getting enough pork that would last you for years.

>>510093781 (OP)

Nice bait bro jews wrote the old testament

>>510094231
>dinosaurs
>carbon dating
Lol retard.

>>510095032
people would still go "i can pet it :)"

>>510095150
I'm German we translated the first bibles from Greek.

>>510094257
Your whore mother had feathers when she was tarred and ran out of town for being such a colossal whore.

>>510096192
Lool, that boar did it by accident, look at him "OOOPS!" in body language.

>>510094549
>the entire world would hate them
But thats not the case sadly, the US in particular supports them strongly

>>510093781 (OP)
Nah it's fine.

There was no major extinction event like the asteroid you see in movies. They all just evolved into different life forms. So no, God didn't "make a mistake and start over."

>>510096460
The US will eventually hate them, the truth is being hidden from us since they own our media

>>510093781 (OP)
>implying the bible isn't chock full of references to dragons and leviathans and such
OP confirmed for being an illiterate dumbass.

>>510093781 (OP)
Lol someone obviously has not read it...

You have yet to prove it's wrong

>>510093859
I'm beyond even just disliking the feather fags. I don't even like the constant changes to try to get a more "scientifically accurate" rendering of dinosaurs. For me, I like the classic tail dragging T-Rex from old movies. That shit is just way more kino.

>>510093781 (OP)
If you literally believe the bible is real after reading it, you have to be the biggest fucking moron alive. It is so full of insane nonsense and blatant contradictions, not to mention that the basic concept of the entire religion is that we're all evil just BECAUSE god allowed us to be, then punished us for it and murdered almost the entire planet multiple times, all so we could suck his dick for eternity to make him feel good about himself or be tortured, is so psychotic that no sane, moral person would EVER believe it.

>>510094009
>and then God made a bunch of awesome giant lizards that walked around eating each other, and God saw the Tyrannosaur and that it was good, but then God was bored, so after 65 million years, God decided to annihilate all of the dinosaurs with a giant meteor for no reason and start over
yeah bud that makes about as much sense as the rest of the retarded Jewish fiction book

>>510096341
kek

>>510094009
Anyday now right?

>>510097527
Imagine T-Rex if it's arms didn't get nerf'd

>>510096192
Do women just have 0 survival skills by default?

>>510098136
Swolesaurus Rex, kek.

So... What did /pol/ think of Rebirth?

>>510094744
we're literally trapped in a giant void
https://www.sciencefocus.com/news/earth-trapped-void

we don't even have access to the real original (greek) Bible, that Jesus didn't even bother writing himself.
How does Jesus expect me to convert when none of his original words reached the modern age.

>>510096192
the piggu didn't mean that. was an accident. he just wanted a whiff of her vagoo. fukken fangs got in the way

>>510094073
>>510094852
Retard, he was a carcass eater most of the time

Birds are dragons = flying reptiles = dinosaurs

>>510095032
He's a big guy

>>510096192
Yes, and they would get fucked just like a animal that only got exctinct in the last few thousands of years in australia on picrel.
There's like a lot of teeth morphology on animals in the present and the past but I think this was like unique with the evolution of it molar, imagine evolving teeth dedicate to cut jugulars, kek.
Before dinos the creature that dominate the land was most likely a furry animal.
And no way I believe low IQ abos could've kill this animal to extinction, I mean, one wrong move and the abo was a goner.
>>510095561
yeah, but can you even kill a boar that size? doubt it. they also gone exctinct millions of years ago.

>>510093781 (OP)
we are closer to tyrannosaurus rex than he was to stegosaurus.

>>510098850
Needs more dinosaurs

>>510098850
Oh, and less NIGGERS

>>510094073
My schizo theory is similar to this. What if the serpent in the garden of Eden was a dinosaur/dragon? It was punished by being forced to crawl on its belly like the modern snake. Another implication is that some angels are actually like dragons and that is why satan looked like one and is often referred to as one. Seraphim means fiery flying serpent after all. Those bones are all the bones of the fallen angels who now wander the earth as spirits.

>>510096192
White women

>>510099387
>we don't even have access to the real original (greek) Bible