Thread 510123266

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>>510123266 (OP)
First denounce the quran.

>>510123266 (OP)
Small for cat and big for a mother in law?

I understand, just fallow instructions right here:
https://x.com/i/status/1943677504490787320
a big bomb

>>510123489
And the talmud you fuck.

>step one: drink lots of coffee, red meat, beans, prune juice
>step two: go to the toilet
>step three: shit

>>510123489
I denounce the quran and the talmud

>>510123266 (OP)
Meet me behind the 7-11 at midnight. Wear dark clothes. Don't make eye contact, have cash in an envelope out and hand it to me then walk away.

I don't have plans but I just want your money. thanks.

>>510123608
Moooooods! anon have braked rules! bannd him!

>>510123266 (OP)
2 1/4 cups all-purpose flour
1 tsp baking soda
1 tsp salt
1 cup unsalted butter, softened (2 sticks)
3/4 cup granulated sugar
3/4 cup packed brown sugar
1 tsp vanilla extract
2 large eggs
2 cups semi-sweet chocolate chips

>>510123266 (OP)
You can actually get ai programs to tell you how but you’ll get put on a list the second you even hint at being interested in it

>>510123266 (OP)
Murphy? That you again?

>>510123266 (OP)
For the small bomb, eat plenty of beans, for the big bomb, feed your mother plenty of beans.

>>510123266 (OP)
Have you tried eating a handful of your own shit and killing yourself?

>>510123266 (OP)
Go work for the military industrial complex, they'll let you make all the bombs you want.

>>510123266 (OP)
do like this with the small one

>>510123266 (OP)
step one, buy a pressure cooker and a few cans of baked beans
step two, attempt to cook the beans in the pressure cooker without removing them from the tin first
step three, post results.

>>510123266 (OP)
First get a bunch of milk. I'm talking gallons
Drink as much as you can until you vomit.
Collect the refuse.
Wait until nature takes it's course.
Collect the refuse.
Put it in a bottle.
Let it ferment in the sun for two weeks.
Remove the lid and inhale deeply.

>>510123811
Would you marry me? If you have holes in your body that is good enough for me.

>>510123266 (OP)
u need to delete system 32 on your computer to gain access to a sekret network of sekret info

>>510123266 (OP)
>small bomb
bath bomb
>big bomb
my dick ;)

>>510124324
Your place or mine?

Start buying fertilisers, more specifically, ammonium nitrate. Do not buy online; go to small shops and get the bags and pay in cash.
Amonium nitrate is quite safe to handle, but it stores a shitload of energy (look up Beirut explosion). You will mix this ammonium nitrate with a fuel to create ANFO.
https://pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/ANFO
Now that you have a shitload of ANFO, you need something. with a boom strong enough to ignite it. I personally like to use flash powder made out of ammonium and aluminium oxide. The rate changes from recipe to recipe because of the fertiliser concentration and grit of the aluminium oxide (you can buy this stuff to sandblast), so I recommend you test it in small batches until you get something that can ignite anfo.

>help me Fedpost.

Nigger wat ?

>>510124545
any hehe

>>510123738
Can you guys actually focus on real criminals for once? For fucks sake.

>>510124556
ANFO is definitely the best option. best option for OP is to steal it, since buying it is tracked pretty heavily here, even cash purchases.

>>510123811
Now make 6 million of them over 4 years. How many ovens do you need?

>>510123266 (OP)
Sure, I trust you for no reason.

Just figure it out with Transition state materials (also known as volatility), kinetic outputs of transitory states measured in Joules, containment devices to act as the container utilizing the scale macro ratio in regards to kinetics and boundary potentiality, and understand what catalysts are needed to cascade the reaction.

It's basic science for anyone who graduated from high school.

>>510124742
But then they'd have to arrest the wealthy who bribe their bosses.

>>510124805
If you steal fertiliser, you can be absolutely sure the FBI will be notified.
Fertiliser is dead cheap and has no resale value; there is only one group of people that would steal it.

>>510123266 (OP)
Eat some mexican food fedboy.

>>510124956
>>510124556
Brazil, why are you helping glowies?

>>510124956
Farmers or gardeners?

>>510124742
Even OP's id glows

>>510124956
>>510124556
Damn, this nigga really stuck in bedrock with that old Siege shit that was applicable back in the 80's lmao. Hey Fred Fuckstone, whats next? Creating fire using sticks? Get your ghetto ass outta here.

>>510124956
just steal small quantities

>>510125094
You see, I believe there is a difference between being peaceful and being harmless. A peaceful man is still capable of great violence, while a harmless one is not. I am very peaceful...

>>510125094
>>510125403
>hello, police? someone break into my store and stole only amonium nitrate, no cash, no cooper rods, no animal tranquilizer, only amonium nitrate...

Just buy small bags here and there. People buy it for their lawns...

>>510125465
And I'm not harmless, but I am discerning. Peaceful? Perhaps, but more multifaceted than direct.

>>510125602
the government will track your face from the in store cameras and correlate it with Palantir. even if you use cash

If there’s any glowies here please tell me some dark psychology secrets to get the girl every time

>>510126040
Choose the right one. Make her think it's her idea. Tell her no sometimes.

>>510126040
hold your shoulders back, stand tall, make assertive eye contact, but not aggressive. Tell her that you like what she did with her hair, nails, or her style.

>>510125387
I only know the stuff I use to blow stone
When I am feeling like I am losing it, I go to my personal quarry and do some manual labour until I feel better. It's cheaper than therapists and feels good to blow stones
Plus, I now have a shitload of cut sandstone.

>>510126138
>>510126259
Sounds like average Joe advice but I’m not complaining

>>510124241
I'm not gay. This is Grok's recipe

>>510124838
2 ovens and no sleep

>>510123266 (OP)
For the small bomb you'll need a subcritical mass of plutonium-239, explosive lenses (barytol/TNT) and an implosion assembly. The neutron initiation you can do with beryllium-polonium or a gamma trigger if you want to spend a bit more. Use depleted uranium as the tamper and a LiD booster for 300 kilotons yield. Now the big bomb you can use the small bomb as an initiator, but you'll use a cylinder of Pu239 with a LiD core and the first light from the primary to implode it within a roughly peanut shaped cavity yielding in the megatons. Make sure you've used wave shaping and FOGBANK to get the secondary core implosion timing right to within a nanosecond. An additional DU tamper around this will take you to 100 megatons and you could scale up further a la SUNDIAL/GNOMON, but frankly that's probably overkill unless you're planning to hunt asteroids.

>>510126654
You'd be surprised. You cant get every girl every time; you can get a specific girl every time, and that doesnt mean a fat one with low self esteem. Do the math, analyze your assets and appeal, practice being charming and disarming. Ask questions that lead to personal answers. Ask follow up questions that demonstrate mutual interest through implication. Allow her to come to conclusions you frame. Remember details casually, but consistently, and leverage it when applicable. Appear effortless and relaxed. Smell nice. Most important? Strong preperation compensates for all the tricks in the world; put her in a position to say yes, and make sure you understand when to lead and when to follow.

>>510123266 (OP)
Beans and eggs.

>>510126564
As a fellow stone worker I'm gonna cut you some slack and take back my Flintstone burn.

You know, there are better ways to work stone right? Wet saws, Diamond Dremmel, High PSI Carving?

Like, I've legitimately never heard of anyone going Uncle Ted to cute some Sandstone. Like my dude, get yourself an obsidian cutting wheel and just go to town. Unless you are talking quarry resource mining, then yeah makes sense, especially if you're not in the market for industrial quarry movers due to price or regulation.

Trick with sandstone however, is that it's a 6 if soft, 7 if old on the hardness scale. Bit of chiseling in a few specific parts, whether manual or hydrolic at a couple of good spots and you let gravity do the rest of the work.


>>510127063
...and this is what nukes the thread (literally)