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>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?
GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE
>Hurr Durr it's not actually live
THERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.
>Why is this on /pol/?
LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.
YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.
>What Channel?
REELZ - STREAMS BELOW IF YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO WOULD PAY FOR CABLE
>OPL have a youtube page now

real thread >>510134756

This looks like legit op. And Hazen is back!

>>510136461
smells like a shrimp nigger thread

How in the blueberry fuck do you have prior convictions for fleeing and vehicular homicide and out buying drugs? Put these fucking losers in jail forever or make them stop breathing.

Ah shit, here we go again.

>First Shift updates
Curtis is back
Hazen is back
>Christian County, MO
Vehicle pursuit, perp got out of sight, then found after a head-on crash
The other car was an off duty deputy, his wife, and infant kid - pic related
Deputy and wife both killed in the crash, infant is ok
Garrett Cleaver, white boy, in jail for lots of charges
>Head injury live on air from the rock update
Injured cop is now at home and recovering
He thanks OPL fans for their sympathy and thanks Jesus Christ for His grace
He is glad his injury was shown on air, emphasizes the raw risk they take on every night
He will be back on the job? Unequivocally yes

>first shift
What the fuck happened? Some officer get shot live or what?

>>510136845
Jesus fuck that’s crazy

>>510136855
>Some officer get shot live or what?
Perp was hiding in the woods, threw a rock at the cop and connected, hard
Cop was rushed to hospital, half conscious, serious but stable condition
This was maybe 2-3 weeks ago?
He's home now and recovering.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfJd4Hr7ba4

>>510136375 (OP)
ty baker.

>>510137092
>that head wound
Damn son that’s nasty

>>510137092
That musta been a big rock

currently watch PNN live, checking back at 6 pm pst

>>510137045
>Jesus fuck that’s crazy
The guy was leaving a known drug house, has a conviction for vehicular manslaughter in Kansas, and his criminal record is 52-pages long
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z96goiO8UWg

>>510137440
>Garret “Meat” Cleaver
That jawline tho

Wasn't Serenity supposed to be in studio what happened

is opl stuttering occasionally or is it just me

>>510136631
>>510137440
If you live in a country that doesn't punish violent criminals, you are a banana shit third world country.

>>510137440
2nd vehicular manslaughter charge for that guy. And he killed a cop the second go around with drugs on him after a felony fleeing.

If only he could get 6 months probation like the other cases just like that not involving a cop's death.

>>510137822
Shut the fuck up, Nigel. England arrests people and puts them in jail for years for unpleasant statements made in private facebook groups.

>>510137525
Serenity strikes me as someone who you need to tell them to arrive 2 hours earlier so when they're inevitably 2 hours late they're actually on time.

I missed this thread, but none of you. Maybe baker and webm anon.

>>510137822
>>510137909
You're both right. Now snog.

Hey gang! Been a long time since I’ve tuned in for a show! Hey does anyone know if anything happened to the retarded cop from Nye county over a year ago who ran up on the homeowner & swung him through the window at the front of his house for no reason then literally blamed the homeowner. I always wonder what happened to that asshole

>>510138175
kys nigger

>What?
>A man can't shrug anymore?

i'm late to the party but here is my animated version of the nice butt chick from a month ago

T-SHRIT
EBT
ATM

>>510138614
Nice job, but you're not late. They're doing re-runs now and it goes live in another 25 minutes.
>My Mspaint rendition of the same girl.

>>510136375 (OP)
FML
I have Peacock and it just doesn't work
Now I have to watch this on some pirated stream
Anyone watching on Peacock?

>>510138773
i mean late to post funny edits of the girl. the ghibli thing was last month, yet just 2 weeks ago flux released 'kontext' which makes things easier, so when i was trying it out i thought to try my own version of that chick. for once one of these ai's likes to make brown people white too

>>510138614
>>510138773
And for the handful of anons who still like 3d...

>>510139081
Can you open VLC on your phone and cast that to your TV? Or do you have an HTPC? Theres a couple different ways to watch I'm sure someone can give you a link to either.

Tonight's pizza is going to be a french bread on garlic bread

Air frier chicken wings

!!!!!

>>510139388
I got used to watch it on my PC (in the browser)
I haven't watched a physical TV in months

>>510139491
It's not in the browser, but if you have VLC, you can get it this way

VLC | Media | Open Network Stream...
https://bcovlive-a.akamaihd.net/rc21a8bc6455344c699a06e9220fe2748/us-west-2/5245389775001/playlist.m3u8

>>510139366
disgusting

>>510138487
Hey Doodle Anon!

this better be good

Here we ge

richie maher, pedo hunter

>Attempted abduction
>After exposing his genitals to a kid
Well then

Pedo pervert kidnapper opening.

>>510139491
>>510139786
Theres also the TVapp and iptv stuff.

>>510140495
How does he hunt himself?

>>510140524
I’m ready for some violence this early in the episode.

Hot take Richie Maher isn't as bad as people make him out to be

Store called Stereotypes lol

We're so back /opl/ frens
What are we eating and drinking tonight?
Had some crab legs, scallops, and shrimp.

>>510140612
He's much, much worse.

the predator, picrel

>>510136375 (OP)
They got a kid diddler.

>>510140677
nice find anon!

>>510140612
He's dorky but so are anons, they see themselves in him and lash out.

>>510140666
you would know Satan. One of your henchman?

>>510140677
>nog
And that’s the last we’ll hear about him on the show. Thanks anon

What's up /opl/? Rolling for TND tonight

>no Jill Falcon
Not sure I'm interested in watching....

>>510140677
>Not a white guy
As an avid watcher of the Louisiana Parole Board, that's surprising to me

>>510140677
wait, hold on, is that R Kelly?

>>510140765
Doesn't surprise me at all

>>510140677
Checked, and wtf is on its head?

>>510140664


ooh mr.fancy pants over here

>>510140835
Anon, I…
>>510140856
Them’s corn rows, niqqa

Man all this driving is so exciting

Warrant for ag assault and fleeing police - place your bets

imagine the ego of the nigger sheriff of clayton county to demand his name be on the cars.I hope he is killed in the line of duty.

>>510140856

looks like 4 short dreads tied up and dyed blonde

>>510140739
leReddit officer lets guys suck him off in his patrol car in empty parking lots late at night.

I thought we were supposed to have Officer serenity on tonight?

>>510139366
second 12

always park your car so they don't tow it.

>>510140949
I’m wondering this too they didn’t say anything on first shift

this looks like every other apartment complex we've seen in clayton county

like where the dude got stabbed with a steak knife

>>510140996
They can still tow it if they feel like it

Picrel was shitting up the /lpbg/ threads yesterday

the now leasing sign is a nice tough

>>510140612
IIRC there was a case where he had to get physical and appeared to handle himself well. And he's not dumb. Just a try hard

Get the pepper balls!!!!

>>510140856
>wtf is on its head?
nothin

>>510140949
There was an explosion at the crab legs factory and they havent heard from her in two days.

Would be hilarious if he parked his car and got out ignoring them, just walked to his house

I like it when they try to race shame the black cops
>Came to me like a real nigga

>>510140677
https://nypost.com/2025/07/10/us-news/nyc-sicko-63-who-allegedly-raped-boy-14-in-broad-daylight-has-2-terrifying-prior-busts-targeting-strangers-cops/

We can't put away society's worst anymore. They must be free to terrorize and victimize.

>>510139998
Hello friend <3
I hope we have a good night tonight, looks like Serenity Smith isn't a host. I thought they were going to have her hosting tonight but I guess not.

>What is so hard about you following directions?
We know what's so hard about it...
We have the copy pasta

Did he just say he has six lawyers

Should just roll one of the cop cars in front of his car and then start pepper balling his car

90 iq vs 70 iq

who will win

>>510141164
he meant six different public defenders in the last year

>>510141200
>roll one of the cop cars in front of his car and then start pepper balling
I agree, except it should be bullets and not pepper balls

>>510141216
you're faster on the post than i am.

how does LE and justice even work in an all black area like this?

>>510141164
>good luck I'm behind 7 civil rights lawyers

what an unfortunate head of hair

>>510141200
Cops can't block cars for shit. We see it repeatedly. Pull up in front and back at a 90 degree angle - done. But no they can't.

Dat nigga got George Flyod'd

>>510141241
>I agree, except it should be bullets and not pepper balls
I agree, except it should be RPGs

>that bald spot
I gotta say, the front fooled me

>GET OFF ME
no.

>how bout'chu treat sum white peepo like dat
Because white people generally don't act like feral orangutangs

>>510141302
He cain't breave

he just plowed him into the car. fuckin based.

>>510141302
You can’t get flyod’d if all of Clayton county including the cops are black

>>510141356
Remember, their racism is either on the surface or just below the surface, but its always there. Head on a swivel.

>>510140677
>We also have info out on our Facebook page
He's talking about us, anons!

We are looking for a certain individual

They should hunt Epsteins clients as much as they are hunting this pedo nigger

Season 4 of liv- eer On Patrol: Live

>>510141616
What clients?

>>510141417
you can get tyre nichols'd

>>510141356
Don't insult orangutangs like that

>>510141617
I’m not sure how Dan got on TV. He can’t think on his feet when he’s ad lib. It’s like he’s nervous

I passed out from drugs. Anything good the first 20 mins?

>>510141722
so tiring

>>510141778
>not sure
really? are you really not (((sure)))?

>>510141702
The Blackson Five

>>510141722
Training to become a tax payer

>>510141802
we're past fatigue. It's straight up exhaustion at this point
>>510141788
Checked. No, just some nigger that wouldn't get out of his car on a warrant

>>510141778
He produces shows people want to see and producers can do whatever they want on their shows.

Btw, I've been checking out Court Cam and his other shows. 90% of the people he shows are White. The clear agenda is to distract from who commits most of the actual violent crime in America. I had to stop watching it was so blatant.

Anyone else notice the cop is wearing jordans?

nice segment, dan.

>>510141919
Thanks. Time to smoke more weed

>>510142075
He is doing entrapment, trying to get a nigger to steal his shoes

>>510136375 (OP)
cops are the zogs first line of offense and defense

>>510141923
Blatant kikery as to be expected

rolling meth den

>>510142075
You never know when a B-ball game might break out

dog gotta heart on his butt


hope they named him valentine

>No, you may not search my car
Ok, we'll just hold you until we can get a dog out here to bark at your car, which means we can search it anyways
What do you mean "Fourth Amendment"?

“My dog alerted after I gave him a treat”

the dog alerted, what a surprise

Poor Meemaw
Also that cop didn't get the memo to not explain what the show is

Damn these cops were too dumb to lie and say it was a documentary which isn’t a lie

>>510142075
Of course it's officer Timberlands
>>510142202
Topkek

>>510141616
There isnt a client list like you would have at a personal barber dumbass, what people want is a release of a servant black book that when initially shown was heavily redacted with only a handfull of peoples names shown and whether they used his plane to go somewhere or his train, or visited his island

Of course officer Reddit uses Samsung. What a faggot.

Officer Reddit is gonna give the cameras a performance of how disgusted he is by that nig- piece of shit.

who's puttin hickeys on her neck

>>510142197
ding ding ding, we have a winner

>>510139366
id eat a mile of her shit just to find the source

Richie is so enraged he was either diddled or is a pedo or both. Unusual amount of hostility to the point that its not sincere, its an act. I understand psychology. He is a psycho.

>>510142653
Same with everyone else on Reddit

I bet they fell for one of those roadside pajeet scammers who take their money and never arrive

I will never use trivago due to that guy's teeth

>>510142718
We don’t have those in America, yet…
>>510142612
Yeah when you’re driving a super crappy car or trailer like that expect to get pulled over especially in more rural areas, they view you as a blue light special (k-mart reference for zoomers ITT).

>>510142809
Did you know there is such a thing as veneer breath as there are parts of the mouth they can’t brush?

>trivago
They were making fun of this commercial all week on /tv/ but tranny janny kept deleting the thread before the memes got popular

Any chance we ever get a guest appearance by Donald Trump on an episode to give a play by play of the interactions? I feel like it would drive ratings through the roof!

>>510142809
Trivago commercials are a boomer with huge white teeth talking down to a hapless traveler, in various scenarios

>>510142912

who is paying you to comment this every single thread?

>>510142912
No, Curtis was probably the only one who voted for him on show.

>>510142842
Pretty sure the jewtube video about them I saw was in America, could remember wrong tho

>>510142889
oh shit missed it. qrd? i can't take that sub anymore - mix of simping, cape shit, and obsession with the latest woke streaming series.

>>510142912
You mean the guy who covered up the Jewish pedophile conspiracy?

>>510142935
kek, well they know the demographic they're marketing to

>>510142974
You have a lot to learn

>>510142935
well summarized

>>510142653
i'm a big richie hater, but maybe he just doesn't appreciate niggers flashing their dicks at 5 year olds and trying to abduct them.

>>510142842
>a blue light special
Bros, I miss K Mart so much its unreal. I still have a gift card of theirs. I saved it to remember them...RIP in peace, K Mart.

>>510142988
Checked but tow truck drivers in America aren’t allowed to approach cars on the side of the road unless you flag them down.

>>510142999
They kept talking the boomers image and increasing the size of teeth, along with coming up with new slogans. It was growing into something

>>510143037

is this code and I don't know it???

I watch every friday

I’m just surprised a bank lets the cucks up front have 17k lying around

>>510143281
There are people who actually get pleasure from copy pastas for free

>>510143143
heh ty

>>510143313
THEY LEFT THE GUN ON THE COUNTER
and the roasties didn't take it

it’s pronounced “Conkurd”

nice shot!

Can't wait for both of these undocumented withdrawers get 1 year in jail with time served probation.

Literally dropped his gun while trying to car jack, what a fucking retard

Someone shot on OPL
A rarity

Rizzo is right they should have ran them over

>>510143420
he didn't die :/ sad

>>510143401
Niggers are that dumb

>>510143489
America, America

>>510143454
>undocumented withdrawers

They had that Motorola

>>510143531
>beaners

>>510143489
>handgun with a drum mag

>>510143313
I heard of some check cashing store that got robbed for $200k in Miami. I was shocked.

>woman crying over a tire blow out
truly the nigger of genders

i hate chiggers

He is not putting enough torque on those lug nuts

>>510143401
It’s the banks money, nobody is going to risk dying to save the banks money for $21 an hour being a teller. It’s like I was watching CNBC the morning Luigi (wealthy brat) killed the blue collar family united health CEO who was just the ceo of the subsidiary of the holdings company that owns united health and the CNBC anchor when they learned of what happen said our condolences to the company.

>>510143636
chiggers tongue my anus

>>510143635
There's a couple holes we can use mama.

Maybe it’s because I grew up in the south but the best people are southerners like chief Taylor

What did that billboard mean? It said YUUUHHHHH and then a phone number.

>>510143740
nigger or 3rd world shit probably

>>510143607
The banks have vaults for big cash usually. I can’t even withdraw a few thousand of hundreds without waiting for them to open the vault. I can see how a hole in the wall check cashing place would be a prime target because they don’t have controls around storing the big cash.

>>510143635
On a small travel trailer that’s ment to be towed by compact cars it wouldn’t even be a factor to the Tahoe, Yukon or suburban she was driving.

I'm afraid Officer Infowars is going to get in trouble for calling the woman Baby doll and honey.

>>510143822
Yeah if he moved to some liberal faggot area. That’s just southern hospitality

>>510143722
southern christian anglos are the last remnant of true america

>>510143822
Checked but he’s the sheriff so nothing will happen since he’s voted into office and no doubt he could probably say nigger in a lighthearted way and the citizens of hazen would vote him back into office.

he's in the creek

>>510143886
Bradley Taylor for president unironically

>>510143990
Forgot Picrel

>>510144067
They’re probably related in some way

>>510144067
>>510144146
Fuck you Jamal. Not all “whypeepo” look the same. Faggot

>>510143990
I don't think Chief Taylor is voted in. Hazen, AR is part of Prairie county and the sheriff there is Rick Parson

>Mom!
>Where's the client list?
There is no client list, sweetie.

>>510144300
Checked

>>510144221
Double Niger you said “I grew up in the south” when did you move chowda, cah and lawr enforcement yankee faggot land? I’m still here

>little kids
update the list

>Guy who ran from cops is a juvenile
>Therefore we can't use K9
What kind of rule is that?
Fuck 'em

clayton county doesn't allow their dogs to bite niglets? goddamnit

>>510144300
If there's no client list, why did they talk about a client list for years?

Inb4 that RV is full of drugs

>fled from pohleece!
>oh ok
just business as usual

>We're looking for somebody that fled from the Po-Leese
Oh, snap, ok

>that smells like I don't want to go in there
best hiding spot

Should’ve left the meth in the camper :’(

Any bets on the meth lab being in that camper making it stink like a corpse and the cops were just lazy unwilling to look inside?

>>510143880
I wish I could move to the south but I'm a Yankee and they'd never accept me. But I've sided with the South ever since I learned about the Civil War in grade school. Truly a War of Northern Aggression.

>>510144580
meth labs don't stink like a corpse, maybe dead fish though

wow 2 shootings in 1 night. guess (((dan))) needs better ratings

>>510144622
>Alonso

>>510144446

Everyone believes that the figures in power they don’t like are on it and the figures they like are not. In actuality, every one is on it!

>>510144622
>There was an ongoing dispute between the two
Goddamn, I'm glad I don't live near them

>>510144044
he's a pastor. theyre woke now

>>510144654
>monica

>>510144622
He slim

>>510144300
sickest ad ever

>>510144630

I don’t think I ever smelled one. Do they have that eye watering, pungent tang like the smell of crack?

>>510144657
If they are on the list, why did they talk about it?

>>510144600
People in the south will accept you with a yankee accent as long as you’re not being a faggot about it and assimilate into the culture

TENNIS SHOE IN CUSTODY

>>510144600
The yankee women, ones actually born and raised there, like me a lot more than southern women, as an anglo southern guy. I have barely any accent but I say yall often unironically all my life. I hate the nasally northern accent

>>510144718
It’s similar yes. Burning plastic smell

>>510144718
>Do they have that eye watering, pungent tang like the smell of crack?
>the smell of crack
That was a different episode

>>510144734
Really? That's heartening to hear. Because I'd really like to move from the north. I won't fag up Dixie.

>>510144300

>Mom! Where’s the client list?
On my desk.
>Mom! I’m on it!
There is no list, sweetie!

>>510144828
Southern people are the nicest people you’ll meet. I live on the west coast now and it still stands true

>>510144828
Yeah, Atlanta is a good example of tranplants mixing in with the black natives to turn it into a liberal shithole.

>>510144723

I really have no idea what the fuck is going on over here at this point. Anyone who says they do is lying or delusional.

right now the cop is thinking, shit i coulda just drove back here

>Running the entire length of a big-ass storage park
>Smart cops just drive right past

>>510144718
kind of like cat piss and ashes to me.

>>510144828
As long as you don’t always talk about great it was in the north and how there’s no good pizza places or lack of ethnic cuisine.

damn i've been half-watching peacock on-demand reruns for the past0jrtk hour

>foot chase
You mean foot walk, officer slowpoke

>>510144784
Do all northerners sound nasal?
I assume there aren't many Catholics in the south. I am one but I'm not super religious.

>>510144929
I mean he does have a track star patch on his back which means he’s the designated nig to run you down if you try to bail. Must’ve ripped it off young jeezy talking about trap star 20 years ago, I bet that nigger can run like a Kenyan.

>another drug commercial
>for fucking COVID

this is a new ad. is this just ivermectin rebranded?

are they really advertising a medicine to take within 5 days of having covid???

>>510144884
I've been there several times and everyone seemed very nice. Just a nicer vibe overall down south than up north.

>>510145252
Reelz is one of the most Jew loaded channels around

>>510144970
I couldn't give a shit less about ethnic food or pizza. The north has no heart.

>>510144925
It's pretty obvious what is going on, a lot of the top position people in the US government are pedos and it's being kept secret. There are probably pedos running a lot of other countries too (especially Israel) who visited the pedo island

>>510145259
Yeah it was a shock when I left the south. I learned most people are assholes and want to take advantage of you.

>>510145216
There Catholic, Lutheran and Presbyterian churches but small to mid sized Baptist churches is where the real religion is at. Those Baptist church pastors are based beyond belief and someone from the north would think they just walked into a hate rally.

>>510145216
true, he wasn't even out of breath when he used the radio. he might have just been fucking with the camerman kek

>>510145328
you don't enjoy shit covered jeet food? you're an antisemite

In a weird way, I almost pity lebron james. He doesn’t really have any charisma, at least nothing that comes across on camera.

>>510145348
Ah fuck ment for >>510145189

>>510145222
Are we still triggered by Covid? I forget

>>510145252
I can't believe ppl are still falling for this shit. I saw a tard today in a waiting room wearing a mask, sweatshirt, leggings, and winter gloves. It was almost 90 degrees today. She wouldn't even sit in a chair, she was so scared of germs. How are these lunatics allowed to walk among us?

>>510145189
No, most of them don’t seem to. I came across it more in nyc or jersey. They do have a few shibboleths that give them away, like pronouncing roof like “rough”. But you’re overthinking it. Southerns don’t care where your from

>>510145335

I have always been on the thought that he was part of a large operation to lure influential people into tempting, compromising positions to create blackmail material to have as leverage. This is the only thing ghost seems to make sense but every time I discuss it I’m called a conspiracy theorist or anti semite

>>510145340
Why don't you move back south? Why stay in this northern shithole?

>>510145448
>How are these lunatics allowed to walk among us?

waHHH muH cOviD!!1!

those tiddies are weapons

WHITE GIRL WASTED

ENGLISH BOBBY

1 miller bud light she is TRASHED

Shame about the tattoos

>>510145556
>Mirler ligh

>>510145448

The only people I see that still wear masks wear them under their nose or chin. I wouldn’t wear a mask but, if I did, I’d wear it correctly. What’s the fucking point of having it on their face?

How many white claws had this chick had

oh british mommy is back! yuuus

>>510145515
People in the north are just more upfront about wanting to rip you off… In the south people pretend to be your friend and be nice to you just to stab you in the back when given the best opportunity.

>Two zero zero drinks
>200 drinks?
>Yes

>>510145658

>’AVE SOME BLOODY PRIDE ‘BOUT YA MOTOR CAR YA CUNTS!

>>510145515
I like the weather and LCOL where I am

I can't save her (tattoos)

i can save her

Dan, you're the only person excited about any news concerning OPL unless it's a guest host and you won't be there.

I hate when pretty girls get tattoos so much bros ;_;

i have no idea what dan even just announced

>>510145830
OPL clips on jewtube

Why doesn't anyone ever have their drivers license? It's so tiresome.

>>510145830
I think he said he's gonna put opl clips on youtube

>>510145810
Yes but it tells you they're the kind of people you should avoid so it's good.

The 15 year old is GAWN

new bread >>510145869
>>510145869

>>510145830
youtube page

>>510145379
why have pity for a nigger

>>510145500
there noting worg about being anti semite

>>510142197
god i love that tiny slide window

Fuck coalburners

I love when the sheboon shows up to chew out her niglet lmao