Thread 510137471

https://www.the-independent.com/tech/lucid-dream-work-prophetic-ai-b2457929.html
Good news, Mike Rowe bros. We have a solution to the low employment problem.

>>510137471 (OP)
This sounds like the beginning of a mid-2000s dystopian future movie starring Josh hartnett and Alicia Silverstone.

>>510137471 (OP)
Finally, sleep was getting a bit boring

>>510137595
It’s literally the plot of Dreamfall.

> The story of Dreamfall is presented as a narration of Zoë Castillo, a 20-year-old resident of Casablanca in 2219, who lies in coma and recounts the events that left her in that state. Her account concerns Project Alchera, an international conspiracy led by the Japan-based toy manufacturer WatiCorp, inventors of a lucid dream-inducing technology ("dreamer console") that can be covertly used for mass brainwashing and even murder. One byproduct of their research is a young girl named Faith, whom they used to test the hallucinogenic drug Morpheus as part of their DreamNet technology. After receiving a fatal overdose of Morpheus, Faith managed to transfer her consciousness to the DreamNet mainframe, from where she is able to briefly enter Stark's digital networks, disrupting the worldwide infrastructure with massive amounts of white noise, referred as "static" in the game.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dreamfall:_The_Longest_Journey

>>510137471 (OP)
>we need to make the goyim productive in their sleep

>>510137471 (OP)
goyim will serve jews in death

Writing doesnt work properly in dreams. Even at peak lucidity I can open books but the pages get stuck together. If you try to pry the pages you lose lucidity. If you focus on the text on the pages and try to read them, you lose lucidity, as you lose it the words become incoherent.

This would not work the way companies want it to work.

Actually cool idea. I would like to learn languages in my sleep. Remember the thing where you would sleep with your textbook under your pillow the night before a test? Could actually happen for real

>>510137471 (OP)
So, if I dream that it took me three weeks, do I get paid overtime since I managed to do it overnight?

>>510137471 (OP)
Did the lucid dream machine also say you should ban cigarettes?

>>510137471 (OP)
>G'night honey, I'm late for my shift in the nightmare realm.

>>510137471 (OP)
I did not think this meme would become real

>>510137471 (OP)
My wife and I are finishing season 1 episode 9 of severance… that’s some bizarre shit.

>>510137471 (OP)
Dream propaganda

>>510137959
but what does your wife’s boyfriend think of this?

>>510137595
It is. The second you purchase it the Ai algorithms make you live through the entirety of the Bladerunner timeline.
https://youtu.be/nGBYEUNKPmo

NY Post says this was occurring outside state department building as layoffs happened. Looks fake.

>>510137471 (OP)

you can also have sex in lucid dreams

>>510137471 (OP)
This is snake oil, and without any information besides that picture I can tell you how it “works”:
>binaural beats in ears
>red light for eyes
>other features that actually do nothing

But yes you could perform mental work in your sleep if you learned to lucid dream. You could also fly or have sex with supermodels. It’s a lucid dream, you choose what you do. It’s not crazy to think someone might want to use technique this to help solve problems at work, whatever they may be, by simulating them.

>>510137803
you can lose lucidity? i just wind up waking up

>>510138195
>have sex with supermodels
this is literally RAPE

GRANNY CREAM'S HOT BUTTER ICE CREAM

>>510137471 (OP)
I began to get okay at Lucid Dreaming in high school but I was so exhausted after each dream that I stopped trying to push into lucidity. Really cool though.
I'm sure a fancy neurostimulator will help people do it easier, but I've also seen studies where over use of neurostimulation can harm nerve endings by permanently over saturating their ion exchange channels.

>>510138195
Sadly sexual arousal usually breaks a lucid dream.
As a virgin I can say this...

the brain needs to rest. it shrinks the cells and rinses them out with fluid.

so what happens if you reactivate part of your brain when its sleeping. then the cells dont shrink and get rinsed out.

the part of the brain this device is designed to stimulate and awaken is the prefrontal cortex

longterm prognosis: impaired function of higher mental faculties and reduced consciousness

>>510138834
Lucid dreaming does not leave you sleep deprived

>>510138981
It did for me. but then I guess I always feel sleep deprived, and my dreams are very often very vivid. So... I don't believe you.

>>510137471 (OP)
Its how the NSA interrogate peoples for their mind-control-program.

>>510138362
sexual arousal is fine for me, but I wake up if I actually try to dream-fuck

>>510137471 (OP)
>die for israel goyim
>serve the jews goy
>pay taxes for jew wars
>remember to always snip the tip

that's all that will be force fed into your brain while you sleep

>>510137624
In the last week I have had a frontier camp raided by apaches, been in a duel at a rodeo, watched 170 people guide a parade float into high tension powerlines, been in a shootout with cops, and escaped a sinking boat.
I wish sleep was boring - I'm happy to wake up from mass casualty hallucinations most mornings.

>>510137471 (OP)
>fuck you wagie get in your mental cagie
>forced to work in dream land for what feels like eons while only 1 second has passed in the real world

If I get handed a contract to work in my sleep, I will figure out a way to force my boss' mind in there with me and torture him in a time dilated dreamscape

>>510138981
when it happens naturally or when you use techniques to achieve it there are limits to what you can do.

what about doing it all night and every night with a device that stimulates your prefrontal cortext forcing it awake. what if you train your brain by using the device to the point where you no longer need it and now you cant stop it. what if this goes on for years.

an entire portion of the brain denied rest. the very part of your brain you use for making decisions and being sentient.

does this device turn people into zombies? youre denying the prefrontal cortext sleep. it needs sleep. there will be consequences, it would be irrational to assume otherwise.

this becomes widespread we could see a public health crisis down the road

I just had a dream where I piloted a mech suit with a minigun on the back and lasers in my hands where I defended an aircraft carrier from alien aircraft. Shot a few down, high fived the other mechs, then went for a shower. Trump showed up and stripped naked in the shower before anyone else could start washing and then I woke up. So I guess I could do a job in my sleep as long as it involves piloting a battlemech. Brb gotta check for jewish brainwave emitters making me have gay dreams

>>510137471 (OP)
Shalom

>>510137471 (OP)
You would have to kill me to get that thing around my head. Unless it streams porn to my dreams I want nothing to do with it lol.

People are already overworked as it is.
This tech is gay WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY CYBERNETIC LIMBS

Even if this thing works, no one is going to get any real work done while lucid dreaming. It's hard enough to remain in the right lucid dream state when you are just doing random dream shit. If you tried to do some kind of work, you would either get bored and drop into a non-lucid state, or concentrate too hard and wake up.
t. lucid dreamer.

>>510137471 (OP)
(8) 4 more hours to be productive

>>510143586
the device uses magnets to keep you in a lucid state. you wont be able to wake up even if you wanted to

>>510144210
No it isn't. At best it will help induce theta brain waves which could make it more likely for the user to enter into a lucid dreaming state. But it isn't going to be able to force you to stay in that state, that's not how any of this works.

>>510137471 (OP)
good luck working when you're being soul raped by a sleep paralysis demon

>>510138118
It's more satisfying to kill things.

Since we're talking about this and the thread is kinda related to what Im about to say.. One of the best uses for Neuralink would be if they could use it to brute force REM sleep. The only problem I can think of this, I'm sure there's more, off the top of my head, is, that, this also ends up aging you faster or someshit.. I don't know. But, yah, that would be fucking sick, if it didn't age you, you would get like, years of life added to your lifespan

>>510140195
And yah remember a few years back they were talking about putting advertisements into people's dreams fuxkign kek

>>510137471 (OP)
Dude, Lucid dreaming is fucking taxing. It doesn't feel like real sleep as your senses are 'awake' the whole dream. Damn that's some satanic dystopian tier shit

>>510137471 (OP)
>Did you ever have a job that you hated and worked real hard at? A long, hard day of work. Finally you get to go home, get in bed, close your eyes and immediately you wake up and realize... that the whole day at work had been a dream. It's bad enough that you sell your waking life for minimum wage, but now they get your dreams for free.

>>510137471 (OP)
>be german
>work in box factory
>go home
>play box factory manager 2026
>go to sleep
>work in box factory

>>510137471 (OP)
Depends on your job I guess. For me as someone who just does Microsoft office shit and meetings all day, this would be awesome.
Get all my paperwork done while I sleep, then have a couple hours of meetings during the day and do whatever the fuck I want for the rest of my waking hours.

I dream about crashing planes every night
The pajeets already do that

>>510137471 (OP)
Let me guess... it's a "smart" and "connected" device that sends shitloads of data somewhere. Brain wave patterns, sleep patterns, the shit you dream of, the stuff you say in your sleep, your subconscious psychology...

Because being "connected" 18 hours a day just isnt enough.

>>510137550
>"I don't pay you to dream all night, goy"

>>510137471 (OP)
Hypnospace outlaw pilled

>>510137471 (OP)
As a security guard, why would i want to work during sleep while i already sleep enough during work?

>>510137595
Lucid Visions (2005)

Josh Hartnett stars as Ethan Cole, a disillusioned ad executive burned out by the 996 work culture. Desperate to climb the corporate ladder, he becomes an early tester for the Halo, unaware that the device is being weaponized. As Ethan’s dreams grow increasingly vivid and controllable, he begins to blur the line between imagination and reality—only to discover his nightly visions are no longer his own. Prophetic, led by a charismatic but unhinged CEO (a cameo by Keanu Reeves), is using the Halo to implant subliminal commands, turning users into compliant workers who "voluntarily" optimize their lives for the company’s profit.

Alicia Silverstone plays Dr. Lila Voss, a neuroscientist and former idealist who co-founded Prophetic but now secretly leads its shadowy "REM Division." Haunted by her role in the project, Lila grows suspicious of Ethan’s rapid rise in the company and the strange "glitches" in his dreams. When Ethan uncovers evidence that the Halo can trap users in recursive dream loops—effectively turning them into unpaid, sleep-deprived laborers—Lila becomes his reluctant ally. Together, they race to expose Prophetic’s experiments, aided by a hacker collective and a rogue Neuralink engineer (a nod to real-world tech).

As the line between waking life and the dream world collapses, Ethan and Lila confront a chilling reality: the Halo’s "non-invasive" neurostimulation is a Trojan horse for corporate mind control. In a climactic showdown at Prophetic’s neon-lit headquarters, Ethan must outwit the CEO in a lethal game of cat-and-mouse, using his lucid-dreaming skills to turn the device against its creators. But at what cost? The film ends on an ambiguous note—Ethan, now a folk hero, gazes at the stars, wondering if he’s truly free… or just another cog in a system that’s learned to dream with him.

>>510137803
This is bullshit, I've been able to read in dreams just fine

>>510137471 (OP)
Can I hold keynote speeches? In my dreams?

>>510146613
>Implying that crayon factories don't have incredible implications for national security

>>510149555
NO PLEASE, THIS IS MY ONLY ACCOUNT

>>510137803
Self limiting belief
If you believe you can't, you won't.
Lucid dreaming tequires faith

>>510145942
Underrated And truthpilled

>>510137803
written words are complete gibberish in mine. if theres a signmy or any text whatsoever it's entirely unreadable

>>510138362
not for me it doesn't. my problem is I can't climax since my external body isn't receiving any physical stimulation.
so I can fuck any one and any thing I can imagine but I can't coom

>>510137818
yes
idk
idk what that means
yes to the rest because "Error: Our system thinks your post is spam."

being a sinner is normal idk what the point of that pic is

>>510151424
>so I can fuck any one and any thing I can imagine but I can't coom
i can break sleep paralasis easy and have tried to jerk off irl as I'm having sex in lucid dreams but as soon as I move my hand I wake up

>>510151424
>my problem is I can't climax since my external body isn't receiving any physical stimulation.
>so I can fuck any one and any thing I can imagine but I can't coom
Same. I hope there's some way to fix this. I know cooming in dreams is possible otherwise wet dreams wouldn't be a thing.

someone said never to look in the mirror when you're lucid dreaming. so the next time I lucid dreamed I looked in the mirror.
it wasn't me in the mirror. it was some other guy

>>510151929
I guess if you're prone to premature ejaculation and just thinking about sex can make you blow your beans then those are the guys that can probably coom in lucid dreams

>>510151929
I think wet dreams are the bodies way of getting rid of old semen. if you have sex or jerk off regularly you probably won't have wet dreams

>>510137471 (OP)
honestly wouldn't mind this
I don't tend to dream at all, so whenever I wake it only ever seems I've been laying there for an hour or two
...
unless the reason I don't think I dream is because all of this is a dream right now and I still haven't woke up...
and I've been working in my sleep this whole time...
but that would be crazy right?

>>510152739
Do you smoke weed? That really inhibits dreaming if you do it every day. That's why I only smoke on weekends.

>>510153012
I do not do drugs, and haven't in over two decades. I'm even down to a single cup of coffee in the morning.

>>510153548
Strange. Try taking something like lion's mane or 5htp before you sleep and see if thsr makes you remember your dreams.

>>510137471 (OP)
>startup
this article is just marketing for investment. the product doesn't exist or literally won't do shit, like the 99% of this vaporware economy.

>>510137697
That’s a video game I have never forgotten and will never forget. I watched my older brother play it on xbox and it terrified me.

>>510142739

This

I will force him to watch me masturbate in my sleep.

>>510137471 (OP)
Amazon workers on suicide watch

>>510137471 (OP)
>using your lucid dream state for anything except sex with whoever you want and driving high performance cars
anyone who wants to work in their sleep is gay

>>510137471 (OP)
Wasnt there a Rick and Morty episode on this?

>>510153012
Weed doesn't inhibit your dreams you just bought confirmation bias because you're inexperienced with cannabis.
Like a child you cautiously wade into the new waters of life and they were poisoned before you came to Earth.
Sorry faggot man the fuck up and stop buying bullshit that fat middle age women who live entirely off the government dime say
Snoop Dogg isn't complaining

>>510137858
lol