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Anonymous (ID: e+lvFHRl) Italy No.510147934 >>510148058 >>510149574 >>510150209 >>510150327 >>510150572 >>510150758 >>510151286 >>510151729 >>510153275 >>510153668 >>510153777 >>510153783 >>510154256 >>510157014 >>510157155 >>510158319 >>510159096 >>510159135 >>510159679 >>510159821 >>510159983 >>510160509 >>510160833 >>510160940 >>510161246 >>510164029
What did those two benchods say before the big ackening?
Anonymous (ID: VoHYH0nZ) United Kingdom No.510148058
>>510147934 (OP)
blady
Anonymous (ID: KAqK6YgV) United States No.510148212
They said 42m people since 2020 is high treason
Anonymous (ID: Mogilu7X) United Kingdom No.510148428 >>510159121
>Ahh! We CEO sarr highest earners sarr, noooooo!
*highest earners.
A Poo posted this shite that all of mighty Bhrappy has been going on about for months now. It’s BY HOUSEHOLD, lol. They live 50 to a room not 2 to a house like decent people. Mystery solved.
Anonymous (ID: rBxxVpy4) United States No.510149574
>>510147934 (OP)
Anonymous (ID: +99Iu3vE) United States No.510150209
>>510147934 (OP)
>”Sneed”
Anonymous (ID: jRDX6Puo) Australia No.510150327 >>510164311
>>510147934 (OP)
guy on left is my uncle please no post this very mean
Anonymous (ID: nMuxpX+J) United States No.510150373
>didn't take 23 seconds to listen to Evanescence then land the plane safely
Anonymous (ID: wNAk6+5r) United States No.510150572
>>510147934 (OP)
that desi-ny on the right? lmao
Anonymous (ID: 1aTLEQob) No.510150758
>>510147934 (OP)
They were gucking each other's ass
Anonymous (ID: NXNARVIG) Switzerland No.510151286
>>510147934 (OP)
>Let’s shid on the contrrols, okey.
Anonymous (ID: yvgxyVl1) Australia No.510151729
>>510147934 (OP)
>WHY DID YOU REDEEEEEEEEEEE-
*boom*
Anonymous (ID: pKSJe29+) Australia No.510152958 >>510156752 >>510158900 >>510158929 >>510159178 >>510159264 >>510159684 >>510161083 >>510164042 >>510164495 >>510165220
Transcript from the Cockpit Voice Recorder:
>Bloody bitch bastard, why you cut off fuel switch?
No motherfuck bitch bloody, I didn't do it
>Why we are stall stupid motherfuck benchod? Switch back fuel now, restart engine! bloody fuck.
You are the bloody fuck, I didn't do. Ok we restart. Shit fuck we sinking. Pull up!
>Don't pull up bloody fuck stupid, you make worse. Restart engine we need power, no thrust, why you did it? Why fuck you?
Fuck to you bloody fuck motherfucker, I didn't do it.
>Mayday, Mayday, Air India 171, no power, we are going to crash bloody shit fuck, why this happen? Mayday Mayday please saar, help us.
Fuck shit! Look out, medical college for fake doctor there ack...
Anonymous (ID: Gya8D6k7) Australia No.510153275
>>510147934 (OP)
MAYDAY! MAYDAY! MAYDAY!
THIS IS POOPPY POO POO AIRLINES FLIGHT POO POO POO!
WE WILL NEVER
POOOOOOOOOO
INNNNNNNNN
LOOOOOOOO!
Anonymous (ID: /WiurvG+) France No.510153668
>>510147934 (OP)
>What did those two benchods say before the big ackening?

Did you get fake pilot's license?
>I might have - did you?
Maybe - what about you?
> Oh Bloody Bastard
Bloody Bastard
> Maybe we come back as white women?
With bobs and vagins?
>Yes - Bobs and vagins for evaaaaa
Oh shit...........we're going down!
> on my vagin?
LOL - not yet
Anonymous (ID: zTQGnSrw) United States No.510153777 >>510153922
>>510147934 (OP)
The guy on the right is so weird looking. It’s like he could almost be a chad but his weird Australoid features and poop colored complexion hold him back. Jeets are so uncanny looking.
Anonymous (ID: u2l+Ud/N) Brazil No.510153783
>>510147934 (OP)
DO
Anonymous (ID: /WiurvG+) France No.510153922
>>510153777
Anonymous (ID: yDLPub6u) United States No.510154256
>>510147934 (OP)
>Thank you for boarding the poopoo air plane. Piss and shit will be served shortly after take off.
>everyone abord cheered
Anonymous (ID: sLF68fBs) No.510154504
waddy waddy I no longer get my cuddy in a huddy
I now want to die botch bustard
Anonymous (ID: H2KhdeoK) United States No.510156752
>>510152958
Kek. Nailed it. You bloody bitch benchod! Fuck youuuuuu!
Anonymous (ID: qEttf0gC) Denmark No.510157014
>>510147934 (OP)
Do not redeem!
Anonymous (ID: ti9y2tnY) Japan No.510157155
>>510147934 (OP)
*aimlessly presses buttons on the dashboard and pulls levers randomly
*plane loses power
>v-vai are we falling saar?
>google please help me saar, i am fucking indian!
>@grok help me saar, this is may-day. help me benchord bastard!
Anonymous (ID: QEdx220o) Philippines No.510158319
>>510147934 (OP)
>turn right, samir!
>shut up, don't tell me whad do doo ackβ€”
Anonymous (ID: H2KhdeoK) United States No.510158793
Fuck! ChatGPT told me to push in red button, while lowering flaps!
>loud beeping interspersed with robotic voice - β€œPull Up - Pull Up”
ChatGPT?! You stupid fuck. Does ChatGPT give you advise on how to crash land!?
>Good idea. Let me see… ChatGPT says to place head between knees and kiss my jeet ass goodb-Ack!
Anonymous (ID: 6RRTpFDY) No.510158900
>>510152958
LMAO
Anonymous (ID: SMm3Fqxv) United Kingdom No.510158929
>>510152958
Someone redeemed the plane
Anonymous (ID: ZO2wvaPZ) No.510159096
>>510147934 (OP)
>"DO NOT REDEEM THE PLANE!"
Anonymous (ID: WKMKBtIJ) No.510159121 >>510161711
>>510148428
>A Poo posted this shite that all of mighty Bhrappy has been going on about for months now. It’s BY HOUSEHOLD, lol. They live 50 to a room not 2 to a house like decent people. Mystery solved.

in muttland, household sizes are approximately 10% larger due to substantially higher rates of marriage, children, etc. they're genuinely winning in jewsa. that's a bad strategy to attack jeets, because facts, reality, statistics, etc. aren't in your favour.

https://odysee.com/@promptpirate:2/Codex-Pajeet-3:d
Anonymous (ID: 7NrKLYDD) New Zealand No.510159135
>>510147934 (OP)
It’s in the report fuckhead
Anonymous (ID: 7NrKLYDD) New Zealand No.510159178
>>510152958
Bro I read that out aloud
Anonymous (ID: WKMKBtIJ) No.510159181
jeets are as stupid as polACKs.

did you hear about the polish helicopter crash? the pilot got cold, so he turned off the fan.
Anonymous (ID: 0oeqFYAr) New Zealand No.510159264
>>510152958
Saar!
Anonymous (ID: 5ek3BrIz) Canada No.510159679 >>510160148
>>510147934 (OP)
The report doesn't specify which pilot moved the switches to cutoff. Do you think it was the Goblin or the Chad?
Anonymous (ID: UYo5baEK) United States No.510159684
>>510152958
>why you did it?
that is something brownoids would say
Anonymous (ID: 5Lcvnlhf) No.510159821
>>510147934 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9-voINFkCg
Anonymous (ID: nn4ZcvTD) Australia No.510159923 >>510160148 >>510161025
Copilot turned off fuel. Pilot asked why he redeemed. Copilot replied I did not redeem. Then they crashed. So hilarious
Anonymous (ID: gTHxE+2z) No.510159983 >>510160660 >>510160914 >>510160943
>>510147934 (OP)
Anonymous (ID: k1MTA2EB) United Kingdom No.510160148
>>510159679
>>510159923
Co-pilot apparently had control of the plane at the time. If he wanted to suicide he could have just dive bombed into the ground.
The pilot sneakily switched the power off as a practical joke.
Anonymous (ID: cHyBzrXF) United States No.510160509 >>510160591
>>510147934 (OP)
The pilot who shut off the fuel control switches knew that a shitload of the jeet passengers were on their way to Canada as immigrants. He was a pol lurker and totally understood the menace that his grotesque countrymen were to the formerly white country of Leafland.

He said "Fuck this shit," and in an act of selfless bravery decided to eliminate that threat in his own small way. He was a Canadian patriot. Respect.
Anonymous (ID: WKMKBtIJ) No.510160591
>>510160509
>The pilot who shut off the fuel control switches knew that a shitload of the jeet passengers were on their way to Canada as immigrants. He was a pol lurker and totally understood the menace that his grotesque countrymen were to the formerly white country of Leafland.

based jeet. an hero'ed to save the hosers.
Anonymous (ID: WKMKBtIJ) No.510160660 >>510160914 >>510160943
>>510159983

ahh yes, muttmerica, where the typical family tree resembles a wreath.
Anonymous (ID: nbIatOPw) United States No.510160833
>>510147934 (OP)
Gupta: Sanjay, we're going to die!
Patel: But at least we're not dali-ACK!
Anonymous (ID: zTQGnSrw) United States No.510160914 >>510161072
>>510159983
>>510160660
GOOD MORNING SAAR
Anonymous (ID: XIGvJImb) United States No.510160940
>>510147934 (OP)
>SAMIR LISTEN TO ME
>DO NOT CUT OFF THE FUEL TO THE ENGINES SAMIR
>SAMIR PLEASE LISTEN TO THE WARNING SOUNDS YOU ARE WRECKING THE PLANE
>sharrap
Anonymous (ID: hcAR4x7C) United States No.510160943
>>510159983
>>510160660
For me it’s the poos with the memeflags
Anonymous (ID: SMm3Fqxv) United Kingdom No.510161025
>>510159923
Life is a meme kek
Anonymous (ID: WKMKBtIJ) No.510161072
>>510160914
>GOOD MORNING SAAR

good morning? saar? kys you sub-human, shit-skinned jeet.
Anonymous (ID: gEoNUbXR) Estonia No.510161083
>>510152958
Lmao
Anonymous (ID: 8GNhOAK9) Canada No.510161246 >>510161528
>>510147934 (OP)

AIR INDIA 171 COCKPIT VOICE RECORDING JUST DROPPED:

https://vocaroo.com/1bc7pr58N5wq
Anonymous (ID: WKMKBtIJ) No.510161528
>>510161246
Anonymous (ID: Ke89CLSM) No.510161711 >>510163861
>>510159121
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yr0SthAFeI
Anonymous (ID: WKMKBtIJ) No.510163861
>>510161711

i loathe jeets soo much it's unreal.
Anonymous (ID: oz5QdSdw) United States No.510163988
Muh POOOOOOOS
Anonymous (ID: OFVGeeDe) United States No.510164029
>>510147934 (OP)
BLOODY BITCH BENCHODE, DO NOT REDEEM THE FLAPS
Anonymous (ID: B17sOE2T) United States No.510164042
>>510152958
the ambient "whoop whoop, whoop whoop, PULL UP" in the background while this is all going on
Anonymous (ID: ddwUo4UI) India No.510164068 >>510164158 >>510164222 >>510164231 >>510165583
you people are going to hell
all of you
Anonymous (ID: pA9PWsTH) Australia No.510164116
>why did you turn the fuel line off?
>i didn't.
Anonymous (ID: B17sOE2T) United States No.510164158
>>510164068
>t. hell
Anonymous (ID: OFVGeeDe) United States No.510164222
>>510164068
DO NOT REDEEM THE HELL BENCHODE I RAPE YOU BLOODY
Anonymous (ID: 5Irj2pxK) Canada No.510164231
>>510164068
No thanks, I don't want to visit india.
Anonymous (ID: 8+eMQWEA) United States No.510164311
>>510150327
That looks like an East Asian error rather than a South Asian error

A jeet would say something even dumber, like β€œMy uncle being one of the people of post. You are Timmy! I would rape you.”
Anonymous (ID: Jcvb0akC) United States No.510164317
jeet jeet, shit in street, use hand to wipe, same hand to eat
Anonymous (ID: DdNIXxJ0) Australia No.510164495
>>510152958
Bloody bastard. kek.
Anonymous (ID: aZx335it) No.510165220
>>510152958
How do they fuck up so bad? Can you even turn your car engine off mid travel?
Anonymous (ID: cOv/y8W0) Finland No.510165583
>>510164068
indians do not qualify as humans saar