Thread 510152324

This confuses and enrages the Anglo.

>>510152324 (OP)
I saw this in my travels through Europe. The shelf was really cool but I had to hover my anus over the drain hole so it did not get stuck on that shelf.

>>510152324 (OP)
I understand how the shelf helps them eat the poop more efficiently, but what's the hole for?

>>510152324 (OP)
imagine the smell

>>510152324 (OP)
this enrages you both

>>510152324 (OP)
yea lil nigga i use the humble diaper

>>510152324 (OP)
is one of those bathrooms in wich you sit in the other way isn't

>>510152615
is this the thread?

>>510152611
At least we don’t use our hands.

>>510152642
WOAH

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!?????
jesus christ man, remove that shelf thing, just have a hole, wtf

>>510152642
holy feedbag

>>510152633
must be a mexican thing to straggle the toilet, and then throw the toilet paper in the trash can instead of flushing it.

>>510152642
is that diaper holding a fart or a shit?

Why are there three shells?

>>510152717
i think both mexinigga

>>510152720
>he doesnt know how to use the three seashells

>>510152445
I grew up across the street from a very nice public park and when I was 7 or 8 I walked into the park bathroom and ‘HI DAD!’ was written on the wall with poop and a half used log of poop was on the floor in front of it and I haven’t been comfortable in public bathrooms ever since.

>>510152707
I throw it in the toilet, bommers and older than 90's used a trash because of the plumbing, now you can throw them in, but never throw baby wipes, that shit clogs

>>510152324 (OP)
We understand it, it's just disgusting.

>>510152324 (OP)
>>510152669
German barbarism at its finest. Apparently the germans like to analyse their shit before flushing it so that's why designed it like that. Plus they like the smell.

>>510152324 (OP)
Das Neinkrautzingers nein hast das poopenschelffen.

>>510152692
It gives them something to clean afterward

>>510152692
It's for regular examination of the stool to detect proglottids, worms or worm eggs. How else do you know if you have worms?

>>510152324 (OP)
>tfw designed for the AC Slater

>>510152890
I take Ivermectin regularly so I don't have to live like this.

>>510152324 (OP)
:D

>>510152324 (OP)
I just sat backwards and shat in the hole because I was tired of smelling my shit.
Those toilets are fucking retarded.

>>510152924
Good stuff anon but ivermectin doesn't kill Taenia species. You need albendazole for those. Unfortunately it's $500 per tablet in your greedy country. That's why you are riddled with redditors

>>510153015
I...I have all of these symptoms...

>>510152896
Underrated

>>510152890
Not just that I once realized i had blood in my stool and went to the Doc

>>510152770
>tfw you don't understand the three seashells
why even love bros never gonna make it

>>510152324 (OP)
Imagine the poop stains on that bowl. WTF were Germs thinking?

>>510152324 (OP)
are you supposed to poo with your stomach facing the tank?

Time for poopensharten on the cuckshelf

>>510152018
do you really need multiple threads?

>>510153146
Yes, it is so you can pretend you are riding a motorcycle as you poop.

>>510153217
He's obsessed with us, I don't blame them. Superiority breeds envy.

>>510152324 (OP)
>all the amerimutts in this thread
does anyone have the image of the intestinal parasites coming out of a mutt's asshole and typing on his keyboard

>>510153143
Our diet isn’t exclusively sugar based. That’s is why stains aren’t common and we don’t shit ourselves on a regular basis.

>>510152324 (OP)
Unless I miss my guess, this is so that the shit may be examined for abnormalities before flushing.

>>510153217
That isn’t me

>>510152324 (OP)
Or perhaps it is meant for a doctor's office where patients are requested to give a stool sample?

>>510152615
Based

>>510152324 (OP)
The polish got the shit inspection shelf on the front side instead of the back, very cursed

>>510153051
>I have all of these symptoms.
Many Americans do. Because they don't get taught the importance of regular deworming. The best time to do that is around the Full Moon (which was last night). If you can't get deworming medicine, papaya seeds are quite effective at deworming if you eat them regularly.

>>510153437
Correct the german or dutch toilet is invented literally for poop inspection, essentially a quick glance before flushing is done and that millisecond of observation already tells you so much about your health, its similar to for example the yellowness of your pee to determine health

>>510152445
And now you can actually see it

>>510152576
It's a German. Germans love playing with poop. It's a very common fetish for Germans. OP is probably a German in Switzerland.

>>510153418
Nice thing about the position of our toilet holes is you don't have to clean them very much, shit goes directly into the hole. The one thing that annoys me about toilets, which goes for any toilet. Is when they are too fucking small and my legs fall asleep every time I take shit.

>>510153378
yeah right here

>>510153051
Take a shitton of ivermectin with unions

>>510153520
To inspect their urine because of the prevalent alcoholism so they can detect liver cirrhosis early.

>>510153610
Have you tried not being a fat waste of a "human" circumcised kike slave normal weight people dont have any of these issues

>>510153698
It's because I got long legs, they fall asleep when I sit on small shitters

>>510153750
Bro im dutch i got long legs and again never had these issues, how long do you take to shit lmao it should never really take more then 7-15m max

this enrages the europoor

>>510153788
Long enough to shitpost a dozen threads

Yeah it does. If I want to inspect my shit then I can just look at it underwater before I flush it. It doesn't need to lie there, stinking up the bathroom.

Bidets are cool though. Shit shelves...not so much

>>510152642
>>>/trash/

>>510152324 (OP)
poopenshelfin op de cuckstoel

>>510153664
>Take a shitton of ivermectin with unions
Unfortunately some species have developed a resistance to ivermectin due to it's overuse by farmers to prevent parasites in livestock for the meat industry. We have to continually research new treatments because we keep repeating this mistake

Who's ready to shit in the future is the real question? America wins again

>>510153788
I’m telling you it’s their diet. They have to wipe for 30 min. and never know if they have finished.

>>510152924
>/pol/chuds are killing their liver because of parasite memes
lul

>>510153915
I wipe until I don't see brown anymore which can take a while. Sometimes you see blood first if the toilet paper is too rough.

>>510153844
>Unfortunately some species have developed a resistance to ivermectin due to it's overuse by farmers
this applies to antibiotics in general. Even in the first world, you've got people downing antibiotics every time they get a cold, and it's even worse in the 3rd world countries. They just take that shit every day like it's a multivitamin or something, which is retarded from start to finish.

"ANTIBIOTIC"
think about what that means. "against life" is what
yeah, it kills the bad stuff, but it kills the good stuff too. It's like curing cancer by aiming a gun at the tumor and pulling the trigger.

>>510153908
This guy is cool too

>>510153794
What do you do if you are visiting somebody and seeing this?

>>510153844
I dont have any of these symptoms but im pretty underweight and lanky and occasionally i see 1-2 white spots on my shit at my poopensharter, would you say this is parasites or is it just some fat bulb, if not ivermectin what would you recommend

>>510153996
Stop the sugar and booze and do some exercise. Eat more fiber.

>>510153908
I dont see how you cant have all these things + the poopensharter shelf + the AI analyzes your shit quality by taking 360 deg pics of it

>>510154021
It’s probably bones.

>>510153996
All of this sounds like diabetes type 2 symptoms, try abstaining from sugar for a day and see if you faint

>>510154006
thank them for a very comfortable shitting experience

>>510152324 (OP)
>shit shelf
>implied civility
You disgust me.

>>510154006
you simply don't shit there.

>>510154069
I hardly consume sugar, I bet my diet is the same as yours. I just eat sausage, drink milk and coffee, eat cheese, eggs, bacon, that sort of thing.

>>510152324 (OP)
It's not just the anglo

>>510154123
Do yall not wipe your ass or something? Do you use those gay water fountains where you squirt your ass and get shit everywhere?

>>510154164
you're lacking fiber, brother. humans are omnivores, we eat meat and vegetables. if you eat only one or the other then you're gonna have problems

>>510152876
It's so they can save the loaf for dinner

>>510154087
>Uploads it to the cloud.
>Insurance doesn’t cover this colon cancer treatment
>Welcome to the land of the free

>>510154000
Just found this
Fucking megaminds kek

>>510154152
If you eat real food you actually have to worry about these type of things, americans eat poison so nothing can survive in your intestine

>>510154000
Trips of dvke

>>510154176
You guy just have hole in the ground

>>510154198
Nah only frenchfags and japfags do that shit, but blood is never normal in shit and wiping more then 6 times and still seeing shit just means you either fat or never eat bread

>>510153996
There's a nugget left behind and you are wiping layers off it

>>510154289
>shit in a smart toilet
>it says "THANKS!"
>critiques my diet
I'd start shitting in the street like an Indian if that became a standard thing

The toilet is so you can check it out before you flush. Also, since it is exposed to air, it stinks more. I knew a guy at my work who would go into the bathroom after someone took a dump and he would comment on the odor. We always thought that was weird.

Also, check out this museum of toilets in picrel.

>>The Sulabh International Museum of Toilets in Delhi is run by the Sulabh International, dedicated to the global history of sanitation and toilets. According to Time magazine, the museum is one of the weirdest museums[1][2] among the "10 museums around the world that are anything but mundane".[3] It was established in 1992 by Dr. Bindeshwar Pathak, a social activist, founder of Sulabh Sanitation and Social Reform Movement, recipient of national and international awards including the Stockholm Water Prize in 2009. His objective in establishing this museum was to highlight the need to address the problems of the sanitation sector in the country, considering the efforts made in various parts of the world in this field since the third millennium BCE.[4]

>>510154289
You vill give your pee to the inspection droid

>>510154355
6 times? Sorry I don't like to get crusty jimmies

>>510154355
Bread, rice, beans, these are slave foods no matter how well you cook them. Humans eat meat and vegetables. Anything else is just good enough to keep you alive and working.

>>510153997
Yes antibiotics are massively overused, especially by women in the West. Mild vaginal issues? Antibiotics. Most women have wrecked their gut flora multiple times over. The pathogens come back with less resistance.
I'm convinced most people with IBS, SIBO, "immunocompromised" or who believe they have Long Covid actually have poly-parasitism, probably due to antibiotics use plus shitty western diets

If only we inspected our poops regularly...

>>510154426
Im not denying bread is completely useless as a food, HOWEVER youre body still needs fiber to process meat and vegetables, youre intestines cannot function correctly without fiber you cannot obtain maximum food absorbtion without fiber, all your good bacteria die without fiber which it needs to create complex amino acids

>>510154394
I always flush when I'm squatting or standing, who the fuck checks the bowl while sitting down?

>Has a shit log inspection ledge

Do euro's really?

>>510152324 (OP)
Subhuman toilet for subhumans

>>510154577
T. A race of browns who cuttof their own dick skin at birth wants to critique anyone ever
Hilarious

>>510154021
White spots in poop that look like rice or seeds could be tapeworm segments. Tapeworms usually cause people to lose weight (the worm steals all your food).
The segments are called proglottids and you can look up google images to compare.
Tapeworms fucking suck btw, they are tough to kill. They have body armor like a snake

>>510154428
I had Lyme's disease and they gave me a mega-dose of anti-biotics to cure me. I actually feel better now than before I was sick and I have to wonder if I had some sort of parasite or something that the medicine wiped out.

Also, everyone... please introduce oppossums into your neighborhood if you don't already have them. They can kill/eat 400 tick in a night. If it saves one person from Lyme's disease you are a hero.

>>510154000
Whats the hands for. Does it give you a hand job?

>>510152324 (OP)
Because the shit is in front of you in order for it to be flushed, if you're racing, that means the finish line is in front of you.

>>510154627
even without the tip my dick is bigger than any dutchman

>>510153015
Kek are you serious albendazone is literally 2,99 over the counter here

>>510154627
Yeah that's true but at least we don't shit on a shelf lmao

anyway that whole practice is going away right now anyway. Less and less people are allowing it. My own parents apologized to me for letting it happen, even though I never mentioned it to them, they said they didn't know any better at the time. I don't blame them. I blame the jews but you can't blame a scorpion for being a scorpion, so who I really blame is the non-jew doctors who play along with that nonsense.

>>510154724
Yes im sure the fat manlet american has a bigger dick than the tallest people on the earth dont kid yourself you mutialited cuck

>>510154747
Good i hope you guys stop doing that, personally i like the shit shelf as it automatically tells me so much about my health in a mere 0.02ms of looking at it while you press the flush button

>>510154529
You can't in American toilets because the paper covers over the excrement. In German toilets you can see your turds in its full glory, and smell it too. The problem with the German toilet is that it allows the turd to stink up the bathroom worse, and (this happened to me) the water pressure can be turned up too high and a lot of spray comes out of the toilet from a flush. It was urine that time and made my pants wet around the knee.
I appreciate American toilets a lot more now.

>>510152324 (OP)
What's with Germans and poop? And Japanese and poop? It's weird the two poop loving countries were WWII allies.

>>510154855
European shit generally smells far less because we dont eat over processed poison, can you even imagine shitting and not smelling anything?

>>510154869
So where does poop and Italy come into play?

>>510154834
Well, it's a mixed bag. On one hand, the practice of circumcision is declining sharply in the US. On the other hand, the white population in the US is also declining sharply. So it's hard to say what's really going on. Maybe the Mexicans and Indians just aren't down with it, but I hope that whites are realizing that it's nonsense too.

>>510154738
Yeah It's $2 here per dose, and you can even get it at 7-eleven. They make it chocolate flavored with cutesy advertising to appeal to kids, because parents here know to give this to their kids regularly so they don't bring worms home from school.
Most of the world knows this, but not the West for (((unknown reasons)))

>>510154967
Honestly bro i think its over for all of us i wish it wasnt but idk man the judeomatriarchy just keeps advancing and we whites generally dont do shit about it. It makes me kind of sad to see all of our ships sinking

>>510154577
>mutts buying gene tests to show that they're mutts
Do mutts really?

>>510155032
Unfortunately alzone only really does the small pinworm thingies and ivermectin is like incredibly hard to obtain in the netherlands like doctors really do not like giving you it. My dad has heart issues and got ivermectin butaan use for the inflammation of his skin because of the blood thinners, i sometimes take some of that orally instead once his tube is almost empty, if not for that id be pretty hard to obtain it

>>510154869
Idk I was fantasizing about it as early as I was 10 or so. It's just hot

>>510154770
More like the gayest people on earth. Go trance around in your clogs.

>>510152445
I thought we put tp or the liner on it and it will drag dry poop down. It just lets me examine my poop before I flush if I needed to.

>>510155036
I don't think it's over. No matter what happens, some of us will survive. We've been through worse.

>>510155241
Manlet pindick cope, go work for europes healthcare and israel you little goy slave its what americans were bred for after all

>>510152692
Make your hole bigger bong, can't flush toilet paper like its 1930's

>>510155151
The benzimidazoles are effective against most types, you just have to take multiple doses over a course of days, then repeat like a week later. In US that would cost you like $5000.
Now you know why they have so many obese people (filled with parasites)

>>510153908
>let Silicon Valley spy on you taking a shit
Aw hell nah!!! I would smash that thing with a sledge hammer and set it on fire before I even touched it. Reject modernity; embrace tradition.

>>510152324 (OP)
In a traditional German toilet, the hole into which shit disappears after we flush is right at the front, so that shit is first laid out for us to sniff and inspect for traces of illness. In the typical French toilet, on the contrary, the hole is at the back, i.e. shit is supposed to disappear as quickly as possible. Finally, the American (Anglo-Saxon) toilet presents a synthesis, a mediation between these opposites: the toilet basin is full of water, so that the shit floats in it, visible, but not to be inspected. [...] It is clear that none of these versions can be accounted for in purely utilitarian terms: each involves a certain ideological perception of how the subject should relate to excrement. Hegel was among the first to see in the geographical triad of Germany, France and England an expression of three different existential attitudes: reflective thoroughness (German), revolutionary hastiness (French), utilitarian pragmatism (English). In political terms, this triad can be read as German conservatism, French revolutionary radicalism and English liberalism. [...] The point about toilets is that they enable us not only to discern this triad in the most intimate domain, but also to identify its underlying mechanism in the three different attitudes towards excremental excess: an ambiguous contemplative fascination; a wish to get rid of it as fast as possible; a pragmatic decision to treat it as ordinary and dispose of it in an appropriate way. It is easy for an academic at a round table to claim that we live in a post-ideological universe, but the moment he visits the lavatory after the heated discussion, he is again knee-deep in ideology.

>>510152324 (OP)
Red pill me on the shit shelf

>>510153794
Disgusting shit. All the small shit, hair, piss particles get stuck to it. Don't tell me you're the Wyatt Earp of pissing

All these Mutts posting about their regular de-worming??

What a third world shithole, I guess food standards in the jewnited states is as bad as they say.

>>510153418
I'm so sick of European smugness on the topic of sharting. As if everyone doesn't shit themselves a couple of times a week. All people do it, it's perfectly natural and healthy, you aren't better than anybody here.

>>510155858
>sniff and inspect

>>510153794
just say that you are brown at this point.

>>510153794
Nope. Nope. Just so much FUCK NO!

>>510156161
I would appreciate if you stopped this nonsense

>>510152555
for your dipping sauce

>>510154951
kek
saved.

>>510153418
We literally create shopping centers that subliminally encourage people to poo
https://www.today.com/health/poop-while-shopping-rcna129980
https://www.the-independent.com/life-style/health-and-families/poop-while-shopping-doctor-tiktok-b2480974.html

>>510155858
kek, olit makes sense.

Norwegian toilets have a huge deep hole instead, it's because theyre all depressed

>>510154903
>my shit doesn't smell
peak narcissism

>>510152324 (OP)
Not a big fan

>>510152324 (OP)
*sniff* *sniff*
IDEOLOGY
*sniff*

>>510156368
lol

>>510156670
I would sniff and inspect her poop.

>>510157912
why

>>510152324 (OP)
I'm am indeed confused. Confused anyone would assume I (An Anglo) would look to this as superior to my present options. This says "My food is full of parasites and I have a scat fetish"

>>510157912
Same and based

>>510158547
>>510157912
there's nothing based about smelling shit you faggots

>>510154934
They were just useful idiots

>>510152324 (OP)
I've just bought a property that has a toilet like this, fucking fuming about it

>>510152324 (OP)
We had such "design" of toilet in my grandma's Crimean manor in the 1980's. It was slightly tolerable, at best. Changed it to a modern one in mid-1990's, then to a top tier Japanese one (with all the QoL gibs) in 2016.