I can finally feel patriotic. I’m meeting with a recruiter on Monday to see about joining the Marine Corps

Wish me luck!

>>510159944 (OP)
he forgot the question is do you support the jewish state of israel.

LOL BUT NEVER DEAL WITH THE FIRST ESTABLISHMENT COLONIZER JEWS WHO HAVE CENTURIES OF MONOPOLY IN MAJOR INDUSTRIES. KEEP GETTING BROWNER AND FATTER, LMAO. YEEHAAW MOTHERFUCKERS

>merit-based

I'm starting to notice a pattern amongst conservatives

>>510160553
ITS A FANCY WORD FOR SOCIAL CREDIT, LOL

>>510159944 (OP)
Damn this recruiter is desperate.

>>510159944 (OP)
Me too! I hope I get assigned to an infantry unit so I can literally stop bullets for Israel!

Thousands fired only not make demand for more HB1 visas. LoL

You're going to die overseas fighting for Israel and for a pedo rapist president. That's great bro.

>>510159944 (OP)
>We do merit(credential) hiring only now!
>Oh look 90% of new masters degrees are being awarded to black women, looks like shaniqua is your new Lieutenant General who will be reporting to General Shlomo Zioberg

>>510159944 (OP)
>>510159944 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJLu4WknoxI

>>510159944 (OP)
>dei is dead
>gender neutral military
sorry, still sounds like cucked faggot '90s clinton bullshit to me. the military is for MEN. PERIOD. NOT FOIDS AND FAGGOTS.

>>510159944 (OP)
wtf i want to die for israel nao

>>510159944 (OP)
>cringe lords take the "anti-woke" bait
This is the same energy as the passive aggressive retards who came out of COVID lockdown early.
"Woow, christmas is back" - sarcastically

Santa Claus isn't real, and neither is patriotism. You will die in an irrelevant war that no one cares about, for people that laugh at your ignorance.

>>510159944 (OP)
They don't take obese people though?

>>510160553
I would be happy just to be in NYC.

>>510159944 (OP)
Good luck!
>I hope you lose a limb.

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>>510162664
Anon… stop trying to convince people to be in NYC

>>510159944 (OP)
>Anon is gonna find out about the rape culture in the Marines... the hard way
kek

>>510159944 (OP)
I used to be that guy. No job, no clue, just stuck doomscrolling and wondering why nothing was working out. Life felt like a co-op game where I forgot to pick up a second controller. Then I tripped over something kind of wild the army's got this #QuickShip thing where you can pull in $40k just for signing and showing up. Not even joking.


I'm not trying to LARP as a drill sergeant or something. I'm just saying: if you're sitting around wondering how the hell to get ahead, this is one of those options that somehow exists but no one talks about unless your uncle brings it up at Thanksgiving. Except now they're throwing real money at people who are willing to step up.


I know what you're probably thinking. Military=war, scary stuff, not for me. I thought the same. Full-blown tech nerd over here, never touched a weight, social skills at 15%, maxed out in sarcasm and caffeine dependency. But the truth? Most recruits never see combat. You're more likely to end up learning stuff, getting in shape, and figuring your life out than you are running into anything risky.

It's more "life reboot" than battlefield. You build structure, get confidence, and yeah people actually treat you with more respect. You stop feeling like a background NPC energy and start showing up like a main character.

And the kicker? After your time's up, you've got $40k+, free education, benefits, the works. Start a business, buy a house, whatever. It's like real-life NG+ with unlockable perks that don't expire.

Not saying it's for everyone, but if you're even a little tired of sitting on the bench while life keeps loading might be worth looking at. No hype, no pressure, just putting it out there like someone should've done for me.

If you're curious, there's a site I found that breaks down how #QuickShip and bonuses work. Look it up, do your own digging. Just maybe don't dismiss it like I almost did.

>>510159944 (OP)
The irony of a drunkard who leaked classified information to journalists saying they are going to do merit based hiring.

>>510159944 (OP)
>the constitution
A worthless paper and it shows that they only care about the system to stay alife instead of protecting the people and their clay.

>>510159944 (OP)
>genderneutral
>colorblind
Yikes

>>510160553
Merit based migration was the term thrown around that allowed China to buy up huge swathes of land in Canada, Australia, and the US. Though in the US they were partially impeded by the Saudis doing the same.
The reason "merit based" died in the US is because people got close to realizing every time a politician says "merit based" it actually comes down to rich fuckers deciding merit is whatever their other rich neolib/neocon friends say is good for business.

In reality this would mean a mass sacking of 90% of females in the military for a start.

>>510165301
Fucking this. Get rid of every fucking useless foid. The main thing preventing me from joining was too many females and recruiter preference for females over White Men. I'm not American so that's a career death sentence, as no other western nation even has more than a photo-ops brigade FFS.

>>510163870
Yeah we're going to war soon, we need too, there is clear and present danger to the west, you are a pussy faggot hippy. Go fucking die, you are literally trying to prevent the west from healing based on ONE (1) fucking shitpost from years ago that stated schizo shit about mass die offs (right after the covid mass die off predictions all failed too). We just went through 6 years of Epstien conspiracy bullshit only for there to be fuckall evidence and claims of evidence against him killing himself to be faked. You will just do that again. Why the fuck should we listen to you signtapper? You could be a russian keyboard warrior with a VPN.

>>510164890
I wish my country had the opportunity of your country and military. But unfortunately you retards told the whole world to not bother, spend your GPD on other shit, "we have this whole defense thing sorted out" and told us you'd all be world police. So every other western nation has fuckall military and it's goddamn impossible to get in because they never hire, and on top of that, they all want to be gender equal too now.

All because of your big fat fucking bloated military lying it's all off to get your competitors to voluntarily downsize. Fucking faggot. Still wish I'd have the opportunities American's get though.

>>510166848
>lying it's all off
Ass* fucking auto correct.