Thread 510173183

Back in the day, you and a buddy could split a 20 and have the biggest fucking mcbreakfast you could ever ask for, now spending a 20 on McDicks is a death wish.

>>510173183 (OP)
It's $5 for a sausage egg mcmuffin, hash brown and small coffee.
WTF is wrong with you? This isn't even political.
To make it political, you have to say "inflation due to all the covid gib money done by Trump and Biden expanded the money supply without increasing production" but no,, you're tiny little rat's brain doesn't understand that.

>>510173326
>but no,, you're tiny little rat's brain doesn't understand that.
GMS

>>510173183 (OP)
Just buy at Costco

>>510173466
If you really want to know how to be cheap, listen to the jew!

do you guys ever remember having to take a shit as a young kid (8 years old) and feeling like there was a thistle or spiky seed in your bum then telling your Mum so she had a look at your anus?

>>510173466
You need a membership and the juice ain't worth the squeeze.

>>510173326
Obviously that's what he's referring to dipshit. My God you people are dense.

>>510173604
Must be an Australian thing.

>>510173183 (OP)
Yep
I usually get 2 sausage egg and cheese mc muffins and 2 hash browns. Is a little expensive

>>510173691
No, Op was refering to boomers. Back when you could get the whole thing for less than a buck.
of course, boomers also got $1.10/hour minimum wage... so yeah.

>>510173735
no I was a kid in New Zealand but it felt like there was a thorn in my anus and it hurt. Now I'm old as fuck and my shits are just like a light brown dribble (If I don't get to the toilet within 5 minutes of waking up I'll shit myself)

>>510173183 (OP)
American inflation is measured in jewish toes and mcslop

>>510173183 (OP)
>nostalgia for mcdonalds
now this is burgerposting

>>510173604
Actually yes, I had similar episodes of the thought of very spiky things hanging out my ass when I was a child. Had mom inspect it as well. I lied to my mom though, just wanted him to look at my asshole and fondle it. I'm not gay either

>>510174023
Powerball

>>510173894
I'm 57 and I never have normal shits. I even had a colonoscopy done several months ago and it was a complete waste of money. Beware of the ass scope jew.

>>510173326
>you're
i can never wrap my head around why mutts can't write their own language in correct grammar
only logical reason i find is niggers

>>510174105
?

>>510173735
I do blame my adventurous youth days involving carrots. If you microwave 4-5 carrots in water for 4 minutes then put anytype of lube (I used Nivea mosturiser) on them and then shove them up your arse the feeling is orgasmic. Make sure not to make them too hot or cold, so I would boil some water and put the hot water and carrots in a pot in my bedroom so you could swap out the cooler carrots with hotter ones. It felt amazing, I would orgasm without egaculating and then just keep going but that's why I shit myself somedays

>>510174152
Or bad typing skills. Autocorrect is jewish as well. Plus phonefagging could be a cause as well. Grammar Nazis are truly vile though.

>>510174023
>him
faggott

>>510174273
Carrots seem kinda of pointy. Do you trim the tips off and make them rounded and less stabby so you don't risk perforation of the intestine?

>>510173623
sharp shopper try

>>510174348
Indeed. I don't think people here are going to tolerate your blatant homophobic, racist and obvious antisemitic views Fren.

>>510174385
Yes you do, round them like a penis (I used my teeth before heating them) but by the end you're using the big end. The warmth makes your anus accept anything I can't describe how good it felt

>>510173183 (OP)
that used to cost 1.20 + 20

so in amerifats that was about $4 you could get 5 hashbrowns and 5 saussage bacon egg Mc muffins for 20

thats unironically like 10k calories

>>510174152
we do this all the time
you're/your
there/their
etc
it's a common mistake, but after seeing it so much and just generalizing it as a mental typo everyone makes, i've come to the conclusion that people who hang on this and can't overlook simple things like this to extract the true intent, are retarded
people who obsess over literal things like this are usually babbies or mental babbies, you will know which category you fit into

>>510173183 (OP)
>and have the biggest fucking mcbreakfast
I don't care, nigger

>>510173604
Yes. You've unlocked a memory I haven't recalled in decades. Must have been the sloppa we were being fed.

>>510174609
i completly agree but we do need to keep some kind of standard not everybody can be as blatently retarded as me

>>510174496
Thanks for the tip Fren! Do you reuse the carrots afterwards, after washing them of course to make a nice carrot salad with raisins? (Remember how Steve Jobs are nothing but carrot salads for day and didn't bath for days on and? Apple finally hired a personal assistant to tell him to wash so he wouldn't stink up the place).It seems wasteful to just throw them away after pleasuring yourself with them

>>510174496
no thats why you chew .... this fucking planet......>>510174740

>>510174723
We are all retards here Fren!

>>510174740
I guess you could, but the mixture of shitwater and moisturiser may taint the flavour? If anything cooking is an adventure! Have fun trying different combinations my Fren!

>>510174892
Thanks fren for the advice! I have to go grocery shopping today, I'll spend extra time in the fresh vegetable section. You can be sure of that!

>>510175071
kek what you going to buy

>>510173183 (OP)
>you and a buddy could split a 20
>you and a buddy
I WAS PREVENTED FROM HAVING FRIENDS YOU INFURIATING FUCKWIT!

>>510175071
You're welcome! Just remember to have a tub of hot water so you can switch out the colder carrots for the warm ones! Heil Hitler :)

>>510175107
As the other Fren said, cooking is a adventure so I don't know yet? I'm going to just look around, and be inspired by the moment. I'd like to try some squashes but it's to early in the season? No gourds here yet? Zucchini perhaps? The cucumbers here lately have been pretty non girthy lately, so I dunno. Any suggestions Fren?

>>510173183 (OP)
First they raised the prices claiming "Supply chain issues due to covid" then when that was cleared up and prices didn't go down and the companies were shown to have their highest profits in years you should've known the kikes weren't going to make shit cheaper. Now they blame inflation to make shit even more expensive.

>>510175299
Check. Nigga Heil Hitler! Hope you well Fren and have a blessed day!

>>510175319
yea when you walk in that store dont buy anything you have bought before not a single thing

-)

>>510175323
Based fat TayTay enthusiast. Sigh.
>unzip pants and nuking carrots in water

>>510173183 (OP)
I went to a McDonaldls yesterday for the first time in months and the iconic "1€ cheeseburger" was literally 2€.

>>510175419
K. Got it. I won't disappoint you Fren. I'll take pics as well and ask for advice if this thread is still up. Which I'm sure it won't be. Hope your doing well Fren!

>>510173183 (OP)
This is the lament of a fat teenager

>>510175464
That's pure vile jew bait and switch sorcery.

>>510175554
You ever nuke carrots in warm water and shove them up your ass like this based guy?
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>>510173326
>To make it political, you have to say "inflation due to all the covid gib money done by Trump and Biden expanded the money supply without increasing production" but no,, you're tiny little rat's brain doesn't understand that
The funny part about this post -- wasn't covid Gibs. It's primarily money supply inflation, which has been occurring for decades and really accelerated more than 15 years ago. The president does not control the money supply. You're tiny little rat's brain doesn't understand that.>>510173326

>>510173183 (OP)
RIIIIGHT

>>510175211
no you weren't gaylord

>>510173183 (OP)
Good. Cook your own food instead of eating slop

>>510175675
You ever warm up carrots and ham the up your ass like our based Fren here you non thread reading homo?
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>>510174152
You recognise genuine Americans online because they type stupid shit like ''could of''. They are retarded.

>>510175674
I prefer an ass loaded with peas.

>>510173183 (OP)
I remember.. a long time ago I went with a guy to Arby's drive through. The plan was Arby's (something neither of us ate very often) and a movie night. We both order a meal, and then we got a dessert item, and an appetizer, like cheese sticks or something. Anyway they don't tell him the total until we got to the window, and it was over $40 we both just started laughing at the window person. Like straight up hysterical laughing because the price was so absurd. We ended up going to taco bell, spending half and getting a giant bag of food.

>>510173183 (OP)
This shit made me wanf some hash browns so i ord3red it

>>510175323
I remember when my left thumb turned in to a finger.

>>510175775
Completely based! But genuinely curious...how do you get them up your ass? Do you use a funnel of some sort? Do you warm them up before hand or are they cold? Perhaps the peas are still in their pod? Could you please enlighten me Fren?

>>510175924
I'll let you into a starting secret Fren. Yams.
>The sweet tubers are small, often about the size of a thumb, are pink-orange in colour and have a slightly shiny and ribbed surface.
I think you call them oca in america but you can heat up 10 and just shove them up your arse one after the other untill your completly full with warmth then poo them out and reheat in your hotwater pot in case you don't feel comforatble riding the big end of a carrot, but it's all about finding your limits!

>>510173183 (OP)
McDonalds uses meat from jewish ritual murder.

Everyone knows McDonald's is a real estate investment company. They do not make real money in their food service, they make the real money on real estate. They spend millions on market research to buy locations.
In short, McDonald's could have kept their prices low, they could've kept their dollar menu, and it wouldn't have had any sort of real effect on their bottom line.
>Imagine a company with $40 billion dollars’ worth of real estate assets (before taking depreciation into account) and yearly revenues of $9 billion, of which nearly $4 billion is profit. That’s the McDonald’s real estate investment trust (REIT). Not bad right?
>To put those numbers into further perspective, this fictional REIT would represent over 40% of McDonald’s current market cap while bringing in 80% of its profits.
So why did they raise their prices? This is political.

>>510176318
PERFECT FREN! Thank you. Keep this thread alive! I'm getting ready to go shopping and will reach my grocery store in about 30 minutes! I'll post pics, with timestanps if the thread is still alive....
I think I'll get some high test fishing line and epoxy as well. Coat those ass yams in epoxy, let it harden, drill small holes in them and make a string of ass yams anal beads!! I love you Fren (no homo).

>>510176471
You ever shove warm carrots up your ass like our based Fren here?
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>>510176758
No Fren, don't use epoxy it's poisonus in anus! Embrace the harvest life and only buy what is in season please! Otherwise the epoxy will break off slowly and will stick in your arse causing slow cuts I care about you and don't want to cause any harm

>>510177049
Offfff....in my enthusiasm I didn't even think about that. Holy shit. I'm glad you pointed that out Fren. I'll just do what you initially suggested. You prolly saved my life!

>>510173183 (OP)
Back in 2010 it would take me about 3 hours to make $20. Now it takes me 1 and I sit on my ass at home.
>captcha goddamn

Where did everyone go?

>>510177331
You ever shove warm carrots up your ass like this based guy does?
>>510174273

Bumping

>>510177356
Heading out of town for that sweet Saturday overtime pay so I can toss more money into my investments

>>510173623
>juice ain't worth the squeeze.
Yeah it is if you have any capacity for planning

>>510178214
Where are you heading to? Hope your trip goes well my Fren. Personally I was going to the store and look for some vegetables for adventuring, but know I have to fix my car. It's nice out though. Also, Ive been stacking gold and silver since 1994.

>>510173183 (OP)
use the app and you can get a breakfast sandwich for free if you buy one. the only way to eat fast food is through the apps, otherwise you're throwing money away

>>510173326
its 4$ just for the hash brown nigga

>>510173326
>inflation
>because of covid

oh you silly goy. its because jews didnt tard wrangle the saudis and we lost the petro-dollar. the brics are taking fat shits all over our economy and you stupid niggers are still whining about made up dollar amounts that stay strictly in digital bank accounts like the economically illiterate retard that you are.
biden this, trump that. no, its literally the jews. israel had 1 job and they blew it.

>>510174115
>>510173894
Let me guess, you cunts are sitting at a 90 degree angle to shit. Squatting to shit is the natural way.

>>510173326
>you are tiny little rat's brain doesn't understand that
I'm lovin' it, classic goyslop defence force standing up for the pro-nigger corporation, knows all the prices for his garbage off by heart as long as he's using the app

>>510178964
You ever shove warm carrots up your butt so you can orgasm without nutting like our based Fren here?
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>>510179147
I have to use diapers now and either I shit standing up or while off roading in my jeep. It's kind of weird to me and sometimes freaks me out

>every year we will, by design, openly, intentionally, publicly strive to make your money worth 3% less than it was the previous year
>you will complain how things are more expensive now than they were in the past
>somehow, you will treat this as 2 separate things because youre actually retarded

people are retarded. This is like supporting the death penalty, while getting flabbergasted that criminals are sentenced to death.

>>510179179
You ever jam carrots up your ass to pleasure yourself like this Fren here?
>>510174273
This hellhole is truly dead. Mostly one post replys. Non thread reading niggers. I hate all you assholes and this time I'm leaving for good. Fuck you guys.

>>510173623
Imagine thinking you can out-Jew a Jew like >>510173466.

Costco and Sam's Club are the way to go. I save a fortune on stuff I buy. Only a stupid nigger incapable of planning would lose money at those places.

>>510174152
Half of the country is ESL. That's not even a joke. It's just the truth.

>>510173326
where, fuckin Vietnam?
it's >$7 in suburban Louisiana

>>510173183 (OP)
Consumer are slaves.