Thread 510213907

>>510213907 (OP)
I don't believe this map

OBAMNA

SODA

For me?

Ill take a pop out of the icebox

For me its soda pop

>>510213907 (OP)
people are starting to call it what it is
>poison

goyslurp

>>510213907 (OP)
The only real word for it is soda. Or more correctly, sodawater. Here, it's sodavand - vand is water. "pop" sounds stupid, and coke is only coca cola.

>>510214145
Pidser n soderpop

>>510213907 (OP)
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>>510213907 (OP)
I grew up in the south and everybody knows that "Coke" refers to a specific brand. Using "coke" to refer to soda in general seems like more of a retarded boomer thing and that's probably why it's dying out

>>510213907 (OP)
>One tonic, please.

>>510214135
Cool, I’ll grab a coke from the cooler for you

pre-internet memes were a thing

>>510214378
B A S E D
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>>510213907 (OP)
Who drink carbon dixide?

>>510213907 (OP)
For me it’s soft drink.

>>510213907 (OP)
for me, it's the liquid jew

>>510214434
Can I have an orange coke pls

>>510213907 (OP)
>retard Tennessee still calling it coke
based

>>510214558
Which is a weird thing to call it, since it's literally harder on the tongue if it's fizzy. Water without sparkles is much softer to the tongue than water with. Should be hard water, if anything.

>>510214383
It was apparently still common in East Texas into the '90s and '00s, at least according to my DFW native ex-GF, who's 40 now.

>>510213907 (OP)
Coke is fucking retarded! I am tired of going down to all these states and arguing with a dumb nigger at McDonalds about what kind of coke is Coca-Cola. If you hate costals call it pop. I never have this problem telling a spic who barely speaks English in California what kind of pop coke is. Some even understand when I say pop I am talking about soda.

>>510214715
I think it comes form alchohol. Hard being alcholic, soft being not.

>>510214715
"Soft" is an American colloquialism for "non-alcoholic." It goes the other way too, as in "Mike's Hard Lemonade" which is a very mild and low-ABV drink but still "hard" compared to normal lemonade with no alcohol at all.

>>510214810
>>510214922
Makes sense. But still, when the fizz hits my tongue, "soft" isn't a word that comes to mind, kek.

>>510213907 (OP)
>Up in the North big trouble they've brewed
>In Chicago town and Cicero too
>Let's unite, Yankeeland
>Come on fight, with Dixieland

>'Cause we're proud of our Dixie
>Hooray, hooray
>We'll fight again this time we'll win
>We've lived, we'll die in Dixie

>Stay away, stay away
>You don't belong in Dixie
>Stay away, stay away
>You don't belong in Dixie

>>510213907 (OP)
pop sounds gay, gay word.
We say soda, not soda pop or pop (fruity).
Just imaging saying pop seriously, you'd sound like a homosexual.

>>510214585
Sure thing Danish bro
>>510214728
Yup. DFW is a weird mix of country and city folks. Almost feels midwestern

>>510214145
Thomas Jefferson "Chance" Sodapoppin Morris

>>510214135
Fudge ones are the best.

>>510215156
Dfw is americas unwashed taint.

>yankees still seething about the south
I can't wait for collapse.

>>510215156
Thanks mane

>>510214378
Soft Drink.
Though I'll accept anyone calling it whatever they want, unless they call it all coke.
That's the dumbest fucking shit.

I'm glad they're dying out. I wish they were actually dying.

>>510213907 (OP)

They call shopping carts 'buggies'.

>>510215156
Yeah that's kind of the impression I got when I'd visit. She was from Garland, though neither of her parents lived there by the time we were dating (her mom lived in some bougie North Dallas neighborhood next to a lake and her dad was in FW) but her whole family felt straight out of King of the Hill, her dad even sounded just like Hank. (Though he looked just like Dr. Phil.)

My ex fucking hated TX and being from there and was really desperate to be a Californian, which is funny because I'm a Californian who had Midwestern and Appalachian roots and relatives and felt more at home there . Always made me sad that she forced herself to talk like a West Coaster, once in a while something would slip out in her real East TX accent and it was adorable.

>>510214145
The only correct way to refer to it as pop.

>>510213907 (OP)
the whole southern us border is spic territory so what does it matter?

>>510214488
All I need is an rc cola and a MOOOOOON PIE!!