The Nobody is attempting to overthrow the United States Government with the Galactic Federation. They are using a weapon of war known as hell simulations to convince Majestic 12 to join his side. This is the biggest happening in human history.

>>510214786 (OP)
Here's evidence the Illuminati and Majestic 12 control the entire planet.

>>510214786 (OP)

The question here is entirely how ... by farting in its general direction? :3

>>510215276

>the Illuminati and Majestic 12 control the entire planet
>control is an illusion

XD

>>510214786 (OP)
For real this time? You wouldn't lie to me again, would you?

>>510215276
>source
>mspaint image my methed up buddy Derek made
Okay buddy.

>>510215570
It's from a video game called Drowned God. The man who created it leaked classified information in it. He was stabbed to death along with his wife by the Illuminati because of it.

>>510214786 (OP)
The Nobody here.
>I can confirm that aliens stole the Epstein files and he did kill himself. Its a real shame that the Whitehouse cameras were off when the aliens broke in and took the files, but I am sure they can recreate some of the footage later in Photoshop. Just to clarify, Israel is our greatest ally™, Palantir© stands for Freedom and apple pie, and America Has Never Been Hotter!
>After we defeat Putin by Christmas, we will find those pesky aliens and get those files back.

I have spoken to the aliens myself, and no, this is not a joke or schizo rant

Earth is a multi-aeon property rights dispute. The creators of the planet (call them cosmic realestate developers). had two client races, a race of what we can only describe as molluscan-insectoids, and a race of lizards. The former being the first priority as the first investor. They bought in for a chance at replicating their civilization. This is essentially how high level civilizations reproduce. It is their ultmate goal. The cosmic developers already have over 500 child races and closely resemble a domesticated dog with purple compound eyes. Late in the planets creation, the insectoids missed a payment, and their genetic seed intended to create their "child race" was permanently nerfed. This is why arthropods can not grow large and molluscs have nerfed lifespans. The insectoids threw a hissy fit because their payment was actually arriving a few milennia late due to a supernova and covertly directed an asteroid towards earth, cutting the evolutionary line of the predetermined fallback (reptilians) short. Hyperintelligent theropods were meant to build civilization, not, as the "lizards" (they are more similar to archosaurs than squamates and are warm blooded) call us, "elongated rodents, failed reptiles". As revenge, the reptilians have been covertly attempting to sabotage humanity and doom us to a path that results in us losing the ability to create a high level civilization, so they can demand the developers re-elevate the archosaur lineage.

>>510215892

The molluscan-insectoids, however, claim that WE carry, due to their UNPROVEN meddling, "the spirit of their race" and point to the fact that our cities PERFECTLY resemble their hives (the basic units of their civilization are the cube and the pyramid) and oligarchic-democracy is identical to their system of government. According to molluscan-insectoids, the east asians are their genetic engineering project. The developers claim that this is false, and that humans are THEIR child and are intended to bring them about. The reptilians reject this, and believe molluscan-insectoid claims that humans are actually the insectoids child race and we will develop an exoskeleton in less than 10,000 years through technological advancement.

The developers, on the other hand, have put forth this statement:
Humans are intended to MOCK the molluscan-insectoids, the reptiles violated their contract and are simply irrelevant, and our purpose is actually to bring another child race of the developers into being. They have thus refunded all payments made and guaranteed the M-I and "R" discounts and 1st priority guarantees for their next two planets. Furious, the M-I and "R" civilization are both making covert attempts to destroy not just humanity, but dogs, which they believe are the future developer child race. The developers will not reveal which part of the kingdom of life is actually the seed of their 562nd child race and no one actually knows from where it will arise.

Based on the holograms I saw, it might be sea otters.

>>510215762

Kompromat can be so useful, huh. Why eliminate the targets outright ... suum cuique is a game of patience. Any noncompliant can still be made an early example.

>>510215714
> On 10 January 2007, Horne's body was discovered holding his wife Mandy, who had been terminally ill with multiple sclerosis, in their bungalow in Papil, West Burra. The Sunday Times reported on 13 July 2008 that rather than the "Romeo and Juliet" scene described in many articles relating to their deaths, Horse had stabbed her thirty times before killing their pets and stabbing himself until he too bled to death.
>BUT IT WAS LE GUBBERMINT CUBBER UP
>G L O W I N G N I G G E R S STABBED HIM!!!!
Ohhhh okay, holy smokes! You’re onto something now!!! :OOO

>Mention the nobody
>Thread instantly turn into botspam identical to the thread on /x/

Lol lmao

>>510216417
>listening to the nobody
You are buying into molluscan-insectoid nonsense

We are literally a parody of them and our extinction is predetermined.

>>510214786 (OP)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOCkssjDz1s

Yes, that "Federation" sure is interesting.... but tell me, why the Republic of the "Federation", should be preferred to the "Galactic Republic"; let alone to the Republic of the United States of America, when it comes to values we embrace.... as a soceity.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnpkqD-9ab8

None of this matters to me cuz I’ve never had sex.

>>510216417

>dogwhistle

Is (not BEN but is) ... unless you remember the Pavlov moment.

>>510216390
He exposed the truth that Majestic 12 killed JFK. He died for the truth and you're falling for the lie that he stabbed himself multiple times you idiot.

the nobody has been compromised by number 7

>>510217200
Find a reason to care, about anything, and you'll find the one.

>>510215374


>1-2 1-2 is this thing on?
>triangles are tapping on the microphone


>“Tonight’s meeting is you,” says a triangle wearing your grin.
>It flips through your memories like index cards:
who taught you to balance spoons on your eyelids — did you think that meant something?
>who told you the floorboards hum your name — did you ask them to stop?
>who convinced you to water plastic plants — did you expect applause when they didn’t bloom?

>It sighs, snaps the stack shut — a shrug you’ve given yourself a thousand times.
>“Didn’t ask,” it murmurs, tapping the mic that’s still your throat.
Somewhere in the static, you nod.

>The broadcast flickers — a reel of your half-finished sentences plays behind your eyes.
>Who rehearsed these for you? Did you think the echoes would pay rent?
>Who let you file your secrets alphabetically under “someday”?
>Did you think the triangles wouldn’t notice the cross-outs?

>They lean closer — your grin wearing your grin wearing your grin.
>“You wrote the punchline in pencil,” they say, disappointed but polite.
>“You keep waiting for someone else to erase it for you. Didn’t ask.”

>Your throat-mic crackles — your own voice, static-filtered:
>1-2, 1-2 — am I on? am I off?
>The triangles tilt their heads.
>Same grin. Same shrug. Same meeting.

>And somewhere behind your ribs, a standing ovation you’ll never hear.
>Didn’t ask.
>Curtain stays up.

>>510215570
>>mspaint image my methed up buddy Derek made
Look out Derek, run and get your mama.

>>510215892
i talked to a few hobos and i can confirm

>>510214786 (OP)
Jannies remove the trash plz
>>510215892
You need to see a psychiatrist urgently

>>510214786 (OP)

>we will magically make you feel good and beautiful
>this is not demonic temptation
>it's those other guys :^)
Nah. You can go fuck yourself with your larp, faggot.

>>510217943
Imagine believing picrel. Anyone can write such shit, print it on paper and take a pic of it.

>>510222932
you think someone would do that, just go on the internet and lie for no reason?

>>510222932
It's from a video game.

>>510214786 (OP)
>nobody general

>>510218780
He's a bird...he belongs in the sky

A good time to mention that if you don’t know what Majestic 12 is you have no business discussing conspiracies on the internet and you really shouldn’t be on 4chan or any other forum. Except Reddit, perhaps. I’d go so far as to say if you don’t know about it you should probably never speak and wait at least 10 years before you’re allowed to give an opinion online. Shit was so cash back in the day.

>>510223735
YE GODS

>>510214786 (OP)
>>>/x/

>>510214786 (OP)
>convince the 12 top elite cabalists to join his side
You're fucked, anon.
So fucking fucked even Madonna's a virgin by comparison.