Thread 510229217

>"When I was a kid growing up in Beantown, those racist and unforgiveable jokes were the type of jokes you heard. My dad said them, the whole fucking neighborhood said it, it was brutal. Hitting 50 really showed me a different way looking at things. Trump really made these psychos come out of the woodwork."

>Famous comedian Bill Burr announced this Monday on his eclectic podcast "The Monday Morning Podcast". He followed up with a date for an upcoming comedy tour.

>"We got a great tour coming up. Each stop on the road we're going to dedicate 35 minutes each show and take a black member out of the audience and bring them up on stage to tell their story about how racism affected them. My wife Nia will additionally meet with them after the show for a follow up private chat."

>Burr has also announced an adjacent tour with popular skater Mike Vallely called "Racism Dies On The Halfpipe". Mike had this to say.

>"Enjoy making jokes at the expense of minorities? My fists have wrote a check for your face and I can assure you that the check will not bounce."

>>510229217 (OP)
Bill Burr is a cucked loser.

>>510229217 (OP)
I fucking hate yankees. They destroyed the South and continue to make Whites look bad.

>>510229217 (OP)
Nigger lover.

This guy just makes up shit about bull burr as bait and posts it all the time, its fucking mentally deranged behaviour

>>510229217 (OP)
What an asshole? So it was okay for him to make racist jokes without consequence and learn from it but anybody else gets violently assaulted? How’s that compassionate for other supposedly misguided people like himself?

>>510229217 (OP)
What a faggot. Married a nigger

>>510229217 (OP)
I had sex with Mike V on the train tracks and no one believes me

Imagine taking the time to write this before dilating instead of just felating a fucking shotgun round.

Fucking copypasta faggots are the gayest of the gay.

>>510229217 (OP)
Wasn't this copypasta exposed as fake?

>>510229592
It's alright. It's like Mike V posting. Depending on the creativity of the poster you can get a chuckle or two out of it.

>>510229642
In 2005, I fucked Mike V on the train tracks behind a Ross Dress for Less. Man, his ass could grip. Real tight, not a hair on it, and a sphincter you could only dream of. I had fun at first. But he was so weirdly macho about it. He kept saying things like "thats right bitch, am I gonna make you nut?" and "fucking fag I bet you can't wait to bust in my fat hairy man ass hahaha faggot". I just ignored him and kept railing. He continued unironically calling me his bitch and a fag as he had several hands free prostate orgasms spilling seminal fluids onto the train tracks, getting more angry and dominant after each one. "Yea i bet you like dudes. You look like a pussy" he'd say "I cant even feel your limpdick bitch." I just kept clapping, wondering wtf is up with him. After about 20 minutes of railing Mike's boypussy, drenched in sweat and his cream, I finally got a nut off despite his constant berating and degrading comments. He immediately hopped off, laid flat on his back and bent his legs over his head so the cum dripped out of his asshole directly into his mouth. "The fuck you looking at? You like this gay boy?" He kept saying. After he got every last drop. He cackled like a rooster and punched me in the face as hard as he could. He nearly broke his hand, but I was fine. "Fucking fag" he said as he limped off into the sunset, shaking his wrist. That was the first and last time I fucked Mike V on the train tracks behind the Ross Dress for Less

>>510229592
So he didnt marry a nigger?

>>510229959
He is currently married to a sheboon

>>510229956
thanks lol you just made my night

Who?

>>510229956
Kek. Never gets old.

>>510229217 (OP)
he became a snob after marrying that rich nigger

>>510229217 (OP)
Who is this guy speaking for/to? I can't think of a single guy of any racial demographic that would look at Bill Burr in his current form and go "yeah that's who I aspire to be". He looks and sounds like a total limp dick cuck.

>>510229592
Do you really think someone would do that, just go on the internet and tell lies?

>>510229959
are you also mentally deranged? i didnt say that at all

>>510229217 (OP)
>Bill Burr
i hope this faggot relapses on booze

>>510229217 (OP)
Wow he sure sounds funny and fun to be around.

>>510230613
Legally yes

>>510229217 (OP)
>Each stop on the road we're going to dedicate 35 minutes each show and take a black member out of the audience and bring them up on stage to tell their story about how racism affected them.

so not necessarily comedy

>>510229217 (OP)
He's a comedian, he's probably just doing a joke

>>510229217 (OP)
I know a Mike Vallely, but I don't know "famous" "skater" Mike Vallely.

>>510229217 (OP)
Fake story

>>510229217 (OP)
bad bill burr bot.

>>510229217 (OP)

Just to be super clear, you don't have be to Nostradamus to realize his nigger wife is going to divorce his ass, suck him dry financially and, ironically, bring real comedy into his life again. his arc is not yet complete.

>>510229956
that pasta

>>510229217 (OP)
I would wager old Billie beatdown isn't really all that worried about the racist jokes of the past that everyone told. I would wager there is something else and that coming out would drive a man insane with rage and drive him to drink. I wonder what it could be?

The only thing Bill Burr talks about on his podcast is how billionaires are poisoning our food and making everyone hate eachother. He ain't wrong, not surprised to see a hate thread on /pol/. Btw, how do I get paid to be a shill - I have no moral bar, I just need money. No one ever lets me know and it's pissing me the fuck off.

>marries a nigger
>calls others psychos
Lmao

>>510229217 (OP)
>Each stop on the road we're going to dedicate 35 minutes each show and take a black member out of the audience and bring them up on stage to tell their story about how racism affected them. My wife Nia will additionally meet with them after the show for a follow up private chat."
That sounds awful.
No thanks.

>no source
>not the first fake Bill Burr quote thread
>1 post by this ID

>>510229487
It’s not just northerners, it’s conservatives and libshits. Both or are weak willed whites.

>>510229217 (OP)
Fuck this closeted fag.

>>510232623
>No one ever lets me know and it's pissing me the fuck off.
bruh the shill industry is jeeted. can you survive on .0001 rupees a post? usaid dried up so dems don't have cash to splash. ur outta luck

>>510229217 (OP)
Theres no way Mike V likes niggers.

>>510232983
>"Racism Dies On The Halfpipe"
check the catalog newfag

>>510229217 (OP)
Do you have a source for all this? This doesn't sound like Ol' Billy Beandick

>>510229217 (OP)
billburr is cucked enough without you making up weird cuck stories about him.

>>510229940
I actually saw that guy at a skate demo when I was a little kid.
He did some old school flat land tricks and it was the gayest shit, no one clapped.

>"Bill Burr becomes the first comedian to cancel himself."
>his "self-cancellation" appears to consist of going on tour with a new schtick about worshipping niggers, rather than any type of retirement or media silence
a lesser-known but better example was an underground musician named Nobunny who went into self-imposed early retirement after his contemporaries started getting cancelled and #MeToo'ed. one can only imagine what kind of degen shit he's trying to keep from surfacing, considering his stage act was like a PG-13 furfag version of G.G. Allin...

>>510234426
>it was the gayest shit, no one clapped.

>>510229217 (OP)
These people consider themselves the pinnacle of “basic human decency”, “tolerance”, “literally just being a good fucking person”, and “forgiveness”, yet because their blue collar rough-around-the-edges dads said nigger a few times and did a few stereotypical impressions of a Chinese person or something they believe they are unforgivable, they speak of these nothingburger everyday incidents as if they were internationally decried atrocities the likes of which the world has never seen before worthy of Nuremberg trials

>>510229217 (OP)
he used to be really funny

>>510229217 (OP)
You just made this up OP

>>510229217 (OP)
Bill hated his dad and it's because he was not his real biological father. Billy Corgan is his half-brother and his father was a traveling musician that fucked Bill's mom. Dude was so full of himself he named both his kids from different mothers Bill.

>>510229959
nah OP's cadence and verbal mannerisms just changed from Bill Burr to random cuck

>>510229217 (OP)
This is why you don't marry a nigress.

>>510229217 (OP)
>"When I was a kid, we used to jerk off. A lot. And it was considered disgusting in the '80s. Not accepted.

>"But during the '90s, we started to joke around about jerking off. And by the 2000s, it was pretty much accepted that teenagers jerk off. And comedians were largely responsible for that shift.

>"But if you think about it, that's really not cool. What if those sperm were my kids? And I'm throwing them away in toilet paper. Just really weird if you think about it that way...

>"So for this tour, we're going to invite gooners on stage at each stop, and we're going to ask them to explain themselves. Who made you think it was okay to do that? Was it Louis CK? Was it Adam Corolla? Was it me? Comedians have some explaining to do."

>>510229217 (OP)
hitting 50? he was always like this. He has some kind of deeply deeply fucked up sexual fetish and nia is blackmailing him i am 99% sure thats whats going on. he always had a weird next level white guilt complex about black people but this is something else. ironic he considers patrice the best comic ever and his "best friend" or w.e. when patrice was all about racial humor and respected white racists for being honest cause EVERYONE is racist.

>>510235074
>>510235535
Why are you so gullible?

>>510235850
well i didnt think anyone would be so fucking retarded to make that up.

>>510229487
Can’t wait to see the south burn again. Sherman was based but didn’t burn enough.

>>510229217 (OP)
>marries some -10/10 sheboon ape
>completely cucks out
I wonder what the Jews have on him? I guess he could just be a closeted faggot.

>>510230544
Redditors absolutely love him. He’s literally “reddit: the comedian”.

Pretty much and is a muskike ally now. Shits wack.

>>510229217 (OP)
Mike V posting never gets old. If only he knew the culmination of his legacy is a copypasta on /pol/.

>>510229217 (OP)
Damnit Billy.

>My fists have wrote a check for your face and I can assure you that the check will not bounce.
O, Jew...

>>510229217 (OP)
>>"We got a great tour coming up. Each stop on the road we're going to dedicate 35 minutes each show and take a black member out of the audience and bring them up on stage to tell their story about how racism affected them. My wife Nia will additionally meet with them after the show for a follow up private chat."
This is where you lost me, OP. You almost had me.

>>510238678
>each show and take a black member out of the audience
>My wife Nia will additionally meet with them after the show for a follow up private chat
what gave it away?

>>510229217 (OP)
Bill Burr is cucked too? Who’s next, Aaron Lewis?

>>510229217 (OP)
What the fuck happened to this guy?