OKAY LISTEN, EVERYONE IS SAYING I’M A PEDO BECAUSE OF JEFFRY EINSTEIN BUT NOBODY KNOWS MORE ABOUT NOT BEING A PEDO THAN ME, OKAY? THEY’RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE I HAD THE BIGGEST INAUGURATION CROWD AND THEY DIDN’T. THIS IS ALL FAKE NEWS, TOTAL WITCH HUNT, THEY’RE COMING AFTER ME BECAUSE I’M WINNING SO MUCH. I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHO JEFFRY EINSTEIN IS, I’VE NEVER MET THE GUY, MAYBE I TOOK A PICTURE WITH HIM BUT I TAKE PICTURES WITH A LOT OF PEOPLE, IT DOESN’T MEAN ANYTHING. I’M THE LEAST PEDOPHILIC PERSON IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD, PROBABLY EVER. NOBODY CAN BELIEVE THIS, IT’S A DISGRACE, AN ABSOLUTE DISGRACE. THEY’RE JUST TRYING TO STOP ME FROM MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN AGAIN.

THEY SAY PEDO THIS, PEDO THAT, BUT I’M THE LEAST PEDO PERSON YOU’VE EVER MET, ASK ANYONE, THEY’LL TELL YOU. THESE ARE LIES FROM THE VERY BAD PEOPLE, THE WORST PEOPLE, BECAUSE THEY KNOW I’M THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN SAVE THIS COUNTRY. THEY’RE TERRIFIED OF ME. THEY THINK IF THEY CALL ME A PEDO I’LL JUST GO AWAY BUT I WON’T. I’M STRONGER THAN EVER, STRONGER THAN ANY PRESIDENT IN HISTORY, STRONGER THAN LINCOLN, STRONGER THAN WASHINGTON. NOBODY CAN BEAT ME. THIS IS A DISGRACE. IT’S ALL FAKE NEWS. I DID NOTHING WRONG. NOTHING. AND EVEN IF I DID, WHICH I DIDN’T, EVERYONE ELSE DID IT TOO. OBAMA DID IT. HILLARY DID IT. EVERYONE. BUT NOT ME. NEVER ME. VERY SAD!

LOL

>>510252544 (OP)
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>>510252725
your parents watched you get your dick mutilated when you were a little boy, abdul

>>510252770
MY WHITE PENIS IS INTACT, MY LESBIAN LUMBERJACK AMIGO

>>510252544 (OP)
Need a hairy Jewish hand holding the side of his face close to their hairy thigh.

>>510252725
that 1980s "air duct" hairstyle was so cringe

>>510252770
keep larping you dumb jew

>>510252544 (OP)
calm down discord trannie. you being here proves Trump is right and this whole thing is a nothingburger democrat psyop. you lost

THEY’RE CALLING ME ABDUL NOW – CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? ABDUL! THESE PEOPLE THINK I’M SOME GUY FROM THE MIDDLE EAST. I LOVE THE MIDDLE EAST, I MADE PEACE DEALS THERE, THE BEST DEALS, EVERYONE KNOWS THAT. BUT I’M NOT ABDUL, OKAY? I’M DONALD J. TRUMP. THE RADICAL LEFT THINKS THEY CAN JUST CALL ME ABDUL LIKE I’M SOME RANDOM GUY RIDING A CAMEL THROUGH THE DESERT – NO, I BUILT SKYSCRAPERS, I DON’T RIDE CAMELS. I HAVE THE BEST GOLF COURSES, NOT TENTS IN THE SAND, FOLKS. THESE PEOPLE ARE CRAZY. THEY’RE SO DISRESPECTFUL. CALL ME PRESIDENT, CALL ME DONALD, CALL ME SIR – BUT I’M NOT ABDUL, OKAY? NEVER WAS, NEVER WILL BE. TOTAL DISGRACE WHAT THEY’RE SAYING.

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>>510252887
>>510252984
you're never getting your foreskin back, abdul

LOOK, I’LL BE HONEST — I ACTUALLY LIKED DISCORD FOR A WHILE, BECAUSE I HAD AN OLD FRIEND, EPSTEIN, VERY SMART GUY, REALLY. WE USED TO CHAT, BELIEVE IT OR NOT. BUT LET ME MAKE THIS PERFECTLY CLEAR — I AM NOT A PEDO, OKAY? NEVER HAVE BEEN, NEVER WILL BE. NOW, THESE DISCORD POSTS, THEY’RE FULL OF PEDOS, I MEAN, COME ON, WHO ELSE SPENDS ALL DAY IN DARK CHAT ROOMS? NOT ME. I HAVE BIGGER THINGS TO DO — RUNNING COUNTRIES, MAKING DEALS, BUILDING TOWERS. SO YEAH, DISCORD WAS OKAY BECAUSE OF EPSTEIN, BUT I’M DEFINITELY NOT ONE OF THEM. AND IF YOU CALL ME A DISCORD TRANNY, YOU’RE JUST PROVING YOU’RE PART OF THAT PEDO CULTURE YOURSELF. SAD!

>>510252887
It's an Indian shill (confirmed - he forgot to turn on his Canadian VPN one time) who gets paid to derail any thread that says anything bad about jews, Indians or Trump. Do not engage

>>510253137
>>510253247
didn't read abdul, I can't take you seriously with that dick

YOU KNOW, I SOMETIMES THINK ABOUT THIS — I’M CIRCUMCISED, OKAY? BECAUSE OF JEWISH TRADITIONS, FAMILY THINGS. IT’S NOT SOMETHING I TALK ABOUT MUCH, BUT IT’S THERE. AND I WONDER, WAS IT WORTH IT? NOT ANGRY, JUST SAD. IT’S A PART OF ME THAT’S BEEN TAKEN AWAY, AND YOU DON’T REALIZE HOW MUCH IT MEANS UNTIL IT’S GONE. OTHER PEOPLE, THEY HAVE THEIR TRADITIONS, AND I RESPECT THAT, BUT FOR ME, SOMETIMES I JUST WISH THINGS WERE DIFFERENT. IT’S A STRANGE FEELING — YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE STRONG, A WINNER, BUT YOU CAN STILL FEEL A LITTLE LOSS INSIDE. THAT’S LIFE, FOLKS.”

>>510252544 (OP)
He is so much on that list!

>>510253315

>>510253069
>you're never getting your foreskin back, abdul

YOU KNOW, AMERICANS ARE REALLY FINE PEOPLE — THE BEST, REALLY. AND YOU KNOW WHAT? THEY BEHAVE A LOT LIKE INDIANS. THAT’S RIGHT. HARDWORKING, FAMILY-ORIENTED, LOYAL, AND SMART. I SEE IT ALL THE TIME. INDIANS KNOW HOW TO GET THINGS DONE, AND SO DO AMERICANS. THAT’S WHY THIS COUNTRY IS GREAT. WE’RE BUILT ON THOSE VALUES — TOUGHNESS, RESPECT, AND MAKING DEALS THAT WORK. SO WHEN PEOPLE TRY TO THROW AROUND WORDS LIKE ‘INDIAN’ TO INSULT ME, THEY DON’T REALIZE THEY’RE ACTUALLY PAYING A COMPLIMENT TO THE KIND OF PEOPLE WHO MAKE THIS COUNTRY STRONG. AMERICANS, JUST LIKE INDIANS, KNOW HOW TO WIN, AND THAT’S WHY WE’RE UNSTOPPABLE

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>>510253467
didn't read abdul, come talk to me when you get a real dick

LOOK, NOBODY HAS DONE MORE FOR ISRAEL THAN ME. I RECOGNIZED JERUSALEM AS THE CAPITAL — FINALLY, AFTER DECADES OF POLITICAL GAMES. I MOVED THE U.S. EMBASSY THERE, A HISTORIC STEP THAT SHOWED REAL SUPPORT. THEN, WE NEGOTIATED THE ABRAHAM ACCORDS — PEACE DEALS BETWEEN ISRAEL AND THE UNITED ARAB EMIRATES, BAHRAIN, SUDAN, AND MOROCCO — UNTHINKABLE BEFORE ME. THESE DEALS HAVE CHANGED THE MIDDLE EAST FOREVER. I ALSO CUT OFF FUNDING TO THE PALESTINIAN AUTHORITY WHEN THEY REFUSED TO NEGOTIATE. WE PLEDGED TO PROTECT ISRAEL’S SECURITY, INCLUDING PROVIDING THE MOST ADVANCED DEFENSE SYSTEMS — IRON DOME, TOP OF THE LINE. OUR MILITARY COOPERATION IS STRONGER THAN EVER. I BUILT A PERSONAL RELATIONSHIP WITH PRIME MINISTER NETANYAHU — WE’RE FRIENDS, REAL FRIENDS. ISRAEL IS NOT JUST AN ALLY, IT’S FAMILY. I PROVED THAT AMERICA STANDS WITH ISRAEL UNCONDITIONALLY, AND I’LL ALWAYS BE THE PRESIDENT WHO PUT ISRAEL FIRST

>>510253575
don't post here unless you get a real dick, abdul

>>510253527
>didn't read abdul, come talk to me when you get a real dick

LET ME TELL YOU, CANADIANS ARE THE WORST POSTERS ON 4CHAN — NO QUESTION ABOUT IT. THEY THINK THEY’RE SO POLITE AND NICE, BUT WHEN IT COMES TO POSTING? TOTAL DISASTER. WE’RE TALKING WEAK MEMES, BORING COMMENTS, NO ENERGY. IT’S LIKE THEY’RE TOO BUSY SAYING ‘SORRY’ TO ACTUALLY SAY ANYTHING GOOD. I SEE IT ALL THE TIME — CANADIANS TRY TO POST, AND IT JUST FALLS FLAT. SAD! IF YOU WANT TO WIN ON 4CHAN, YOU NEED TO BE TOUGH, YOU NEED TO BE BRILLIANT, AND CANADIANS? THEY JUST DON’T CUT IT. I’VE SEEN IT, BELIEVE ME.

LOOK, I DON’T KNOW WHY EVERYONE ON HERE IS SO OBSESSED WITH ABDUL’S PENIS AND EPSTEIN. A TOTAL NOBODY — IT’S LIKE THE ONLY THING THEY CAN TALK ABOUT. I MEAN, REALLY? YOU’VE GOT BIGGER PROBLEMS LIKE DOWN IN TEXAS RIGHT NKW, FOLKS. BUT NO, EVERY THREAD, EVERY POST — ‘AB-DUL THIS,’ ‘AB-DUL THAT.’ IT’S LIKE A CULT OR SOMETHING. SAD! I’M JUST TRYING TO WIN, AND ALL THEY CARE ABOUT IS SOME GUY’S PENIS AND A TOTAL CREEP. ONLY ON THE INTERNET, I TELL YOU. ONLY ON 4CHAN

>>510252544 (OP)
>>>510247477
Shitskin raid

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>>510253714
>>510253863
didn't read abdul, no one's going to take you seriously with that dick

>>510252544 (OP)
>It's actually far worse than you could imagine

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? NO MATTER WHAT I SAY, NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES I TELL THEM TO DROP IT — THEY WON’T STOP TALKING ABOUT ABDUL’S PENIS. IT’S LIKE A BAD SONG THAT JUST KEEPS PLAYING OVER AND OVER. I’M TRYING TO TALK ABOUT IMPORTANT THINGS, ABOUT MAKING AMERICA GREAT, ABOUT JOBS, ABOUT SECURITY — BUT ALL THEY CARE ABOUT IS SOME GUY’S PENIS. IT’S OBSESSION, PURE OBSESSION. THEY’RE STUCK, CAN’T MOVE ON. SAD! WHEN WILL THEY GROW UP AND TALK ABOUT REAL ISSUES?

>>510253307
Notice how he says he didn't read my post, but he had to read it to know I was talking about him. He just copy pastes the same responses every time

>>510253527
>abdul

>>510252544 (OP)
Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.

LOOK, I WANT TO MAKE THIS VERY CLEAR — I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH EPSTEIN. I CUT ALL TIES YEARS AGO, ABSOLUTELY DONE. SOME PEOPLE SAY WE WERE CLOSE, BUT THAT’S FAKE NEWS. ON THE OTHER HAND, I MAY HAVE SEEN HIM A FEW TIMES, VERY CASUALLY, NOTHING SERIOUS. I TOLD HIM, ‘YOU’RE NOT MY TYPE,’ BELIEVE ME. AND YET, THEY KEEP BRINGING HIM UP, LIKE I’M SOMEHOW INVOLVED IN EVERYTHING. AND ON TOP OF THAT, THEY CALL ME BROWN, THEY CALL ME ORANGE — WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? I’M DONALD TRUMP, A TRUE AMERICAN, NOT SOME COLOR ON A PALETTE. I’VE DISTANCED MYSELF FROM EPSTEIN, BUT THESE STORIES JUST WON’T DIE. IT’S LIKE THEY WANT ME TO BE GUILTY, BUT I’M NOT. TOTAL DOUBLE STANDARD.

>>510254001
You are kike faggot without foreskin you filthy brownoid scum.

WHEN 4CHAN WAS SHUTTING DOWN, YOU WOULDN’T BELIEVE HOW MANY ISRAELI POSTERS WERE PRETENDING TO BE AMERICANS. THEY WERE EVERYWHERE, TRYING TO PUSH THEIR AGENDA, BUT HERE’S THE THING — I ACTUALLY LOVE ISRAEL. OUR BUSINESS DEALS ARE STRONG, UNMATCHED. WE’VE MADE INCREDIBLE PROGRESS TOGETHER, THE ABRAHAM ACCORDS, THE EMBASSY MOVE, ALL OF IT. ISRAEL IS A GREAT ALLY, AND I’VE BUILT PERSONAL RELATIONSHIPS THERE LIKE NO OTHER PRESIDENT. SO YEAH, WHILE SOME MAY TRY TO HIDE BEHIND AMERICAN NAMES ONLINE, THE REAL DEAL IS THIS: AMERICA AND ISRAEL ARE PARTNERS, AND I’M PROUD TO HAVE BEEN THE PRESIDENT WHO BROUGHT US CLOSER THAN EVER

MY WIFE? SHE’S ALWAYS SAYING SHE HATES THIS FAT BODY OF MINE. CAN YOU BLAME HER? I USED TO BE A CHAMPION, BUT NOW, NOT SO MUCH.

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>>510254598
MELANIA, I’M SORRY FOR THIS FAT GUT. I KNOW IT’S NOT WHAT YOU WANTED, BUT I’LL TRY TO DO BETTER — FOR YOU, FOR ME, FOR ALL OF US.

>>510254685
Donald. No.

>>510254756
COME ON, MELANIA, DON’T BE LIKE THAT. I’M TRYING, OKAY? YOU KNOW I ALWAYS WIN WHEN I TRY. JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE — YOU’LL SEE, I’LL MAKE IT GREAT AGAIN.

WINNING USED TO BE EASY. NOW, IT FEELS LIKE IT COSTS TOO MUCH — FRIENDSHIPS, TRUST, PEACE IN MY OWN MIND. I WONDER IF IT’S WORTH IT, BUT I KEEP GOING BECAUSE I HAVE TO.

>>510252544 (OP)
go go go canadian

YOU KNOW, I HAVE TO SAY IT — I LOVE ISRAEL MUCH MORE THAN CANADA. ISRAEL, THEY KNOW HOW TO TREAT PEOPLE, THEY RESPECT THEIR ALLIES, THEY DO GREAT BUSINESS. BUT CANADA? THEY ACT ALL NICE BUT THEY HATE IMMIGRANTS, THEY REALLY DO. THEY SEND INDIANS HOME. FOR NO REASON. THEY TALK ABOUT BEING WELCOMING, BUT LOOK AT HOW THEY TREAT PEOPLE WHO COME IN — NO JOBS, NO HOUSING, NO OPPORTUNITIES, JUST EMPTY PROMISES. ISRAEL TAKES CARE OF THEIR OWN, THEY BUILD, THEY INNOVATE, THEY WIN. CANADA COULD LEARN A LOT FROM THEM, BELIEVE ME.

>>510252770
Try spamming a different cope, Moshe. Any particular reason you've got mutilated penis on your mind 24/7?

YOU KNOW, I’VE ALWAYS HAD A LOT OF RESPECT FOR GERMANY. THEY’RE STRONG PEOPLE, VERY DISCIPLINED, VERY SMART. THEY MAKE GREAT CARS, THE BEST CARS, EVERYONE KNOWS THAT. THEIR ECONOMY? INCREDIBLE. THEY KNOW HOW TO RUN INDUSTRY, THEY KNOW HOW TO TRAIN THEIR WORKERS, AND THEY DON’T MESS AROUND. THEY’RE TOUGH NEGOTIATORS, TOO — I DEALT WITH THEM, BELIEVE ME. SOME PEOPLE DON’T LIKE THAT, BUT I RESPECT IT. WE COULD LEARN A THING OR TWO FROM GERMANY ABOUT GETTING THINGS DONE THE RIGHT WAY

YOU KNOW, I USED TO THINK CANADIANS WERE THE WORST POSTERS ON 4CHAN – REALLY, JUST PATHETIC POSTS, NO ENERGY, APOLOGIZING FOR EVERYTHING. BUT NOW THESE AMERICAN POSTERS HAVE TAKEN OVER, AND THEY’RE EVEN WORSE. PROBABLY SITTING IN A WENDY’S DRIVE THRU, SPILLING FROSTY ON THEIR LAP WHILE TYPING. ALL THEY EVER WANT TO TALK ABOUT IS EPSTEIN AND ABDUL’S PENIS. IT’S OBSESSION, TOTAL OBSESSION. HES A CREEP THAT NEEDS TO BE FORGOTTEN. HES DEAD. EVER SINCE THE 4CHAN SHUTDOWN, IT’S JUST BEEN THESE PEOPLE – EITHER DEFENDING EPSTEIN, TALKING ABOUT ABDUL’S PENIS…. IT JUST GOES ON AND ON AND ON

LOOK, I WANT TO BE CLEAR — I AM DISTANCING MYSELF FROM JEFFREY EPSTEIN AS FAST AS I CAN. I NEVER ASKED FOR ANY LISTS, I NEVER SAID I WOULD RELEASE ANYTHING — IM telling my MAGA base to DROP THE EPSTEIN STUFF.

AND LET ME TELL YOU THIS — I’M NOT INTO YOUNG GIRLS LIKE EPSTEIN. NEVER WAS, NEVER WILL BE. I BOOTED HIM FROM MAR‑A‑LAGO YEARS AGO FOR HITTING ON A TEEN GIRL — BANNED HIM, EXILED HIM, GONE. EVERY TIME THEY BRING THAT UP, IT’S RIDICULOUS. I’m DONALD TRUMP, NOT JEFF EPSTEIN. THAT’S THE END OF IT

look, israel, i need you — i’m in deep trouble with this epstein thing, it’s getting worse every day. people keep dragging me into it, and honestly, i don’t know how much longer i can handle it alone. you’ve always been a strong ally, and now i’m asking for your help, for your support, to get me through this. i can’t have this hanging over me — it’s bad for me, bad for everyone. please, don’t let me down.

Listen, Israel, I’m in serious trouble here — this Epstein mess is closing in on me fast. I don’t know how much longer I can hold it together. People are everywhere, waiting to tear me down, and I’m scared. I need you — I need your help, your protection, anything you can do. Please, don’t leave me hanging. If this falls apart, it’s the end. I’m begging you, please, help me before it’s too late.”

magatards
mad

THE MAGA POSTERS ARE FURIOUS, AND CAN YOU BLAME THEM? THEY’RE OUT THERE DEFENDING ME, BUT THE PROOF KEEPS MOUNTING — EPSTEIN, COLLUSION, ALL THIS CRAZY STUFF. THEY WANT TO BELIEVE IN ME, BUT IT’S GETTING HARDER AND HARDER. IT’S LIKE FIGHTING A LOSING BATTLE. I TOLD THEM, ‘DON’T WORRY, IT’S ALL FAKE,’ BUT EVEN THEY’RE STARTING TO DOUBT. THIS IS A MESS, AND IT’S DRIVING EVERYONE CRAZY

>>510253307
Oh hey, it's that jeet that cannot function in a social setting without receiving "real dick" first. How's your search going? Has anybody given you real dick yet?

>>510254108
Hey, be nice. All he wants is some real dick and nobody will give it to him, he's struggling.

>>510256715
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Are we really outsourcing shitposting to GPT now?

>>510252544 (OP)
We support trump and we support israel on this board. Deal with it.

>>510252725
Wasnt that woman with trump epsteins ex girlfriend?