Thread 510288426

I saw this weird homeless man stumbling towards me while checking the mail, I thought nothing of it at first but the closer he got the more I realized oh shit he's Jewish and then I thought to myself this isn't an ordinary kike there's something wrong with his eyes and all of a sudden he jumped out bit me on the arm, I kicked him off and locked my door be honest how bad is it guys

>>510288426 (OP)
good luck buddy.

>>510288426 (OP)
you should visit your local synagogue to repent your nazi ways

>>510288426 (OP)
You need to cut it off before you turn. Hopefully it hasn’t reached the brain already. If it has… well, better start rehearsing the Talmud, moshe.

only the Ark of the Covenant can save you now.

>>510288426 (OP)
You will turn into a jew after you've been bitten by one.

>>510288426 (OP)
hooping it's not anthrax.

>>510288831
you could add the head of the NBA to that picture too. I wonder how many you could compile together to look like good ol nosferatu

>>510288426 (OP)
OP, can you lend me $50?

>>510288426 (OP)
why the fuck this fresh wound already BLACKED bro

that's not how a fresh wound looks.

>>510288745
Ah it hurts i think i have fever and im cold anyway better turn off the ac just seems like a waste of money

>>510289532
Looks like it was done by a rotational tool like a grinder a while back.

>>510289532
Idk it hardened up almost immediately it kind of smells like cow shit I think he was making out with an Indian dude

>>510289661
Idk im tired this might be my last post frens

>>510289764
Sepsis. You're gonna die.

>>510288426 (OP)
All joking about khazarian vampires aside, the human mouth can contain all kinds of bacteria that can become infectious, especially if he has rotting teeth. Fight bite injuries are an example. If this isn't a larp you need to get to the ER.

Oy vey OP hear check out this big booba women she's build for bbc.

Anyway why are white men going trans?

>>510290246
it's too late for him bros

>>510290344
>it's too late for him bros
He will get the urge to loan money at 37% soon

>>510288426 (OP)
You can get away with an amputation.

>>510290741
37%? i watched a video the other day where some bitch got a loan with a 500% rate to go visit some shit water park in galveston

>>510288831
>>510289022
i got you

>>510289532
Necrosis

>>510291513
For what i feel fine but i do have to get circumcised so I could chew on my own foreskin.

>>510289420
>$30?!?
>Why would you ask me for $20!?!
>I don't have $10 goy!
*jumps through a closed window and runs away*

>>510291630
Oy vey can you send me the link strictly for educational purposes of course

>>510288426 (OP)
Don't hold the firework so long before throwing it Patrick.
>inb4source

>>510291682
thank you for your service
>>510292004
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/dIOHOzpQuMA
if you watch the full episode she had like 5 loans like that

>>510293791
Oy vey how can people do that to each other?

>dude is gonna turn into a Hasidic within 48 hours

I'm sorry anon , no cure ...

>>510294077
(((people)))

>>510288426 (OP)
I WANT TO PICK IT OFF

>>510288426 (OP)
you're gonna die
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sepsis

>>510289022
>>510291682
The vampire legend is a metaphor for jewish pedophiles. Pedophiles and pederasts reproduce via sexual abuse of children. Sexually abused children often grow up to become sexual abusers themselves, so the cycle continues. Vampires, werewolves, zombies--they're variations on predatory jew pedos.

>>510294373
Its not ready yet!!
Patience makes the best scabs.
-Old chinese proverb

Human bites are incredibly dangerous and very likely to become badly infected. Our mouths are disgusting.

>>510288426 (OP)
Do you put scab pieces in when you are making subway sandwiches for customers?

>>510294527
look at this physiognomy

>>510294876
This retard doesn't know what they're talking about she's close though everybody has the possibility to be a pedophile but most people realize that that's wrong it's like most of us could be a serial killer most of us could be a drug addict most of us could be (insert thing here) it's all about which Beast you feed all pedophiles had a chance before they did what they did now they need some pedocyilne.

>>510294876
she played Maz Kanata really well though

>>510288426 (OP)
That's just a blackhead. Pull it out.

>>510288426 (OP)
Gross

>>510288426 (OP)
lol, Jewish Zombie apocalypse
>Damn I wish this was real.