>>510294798 (OP)Pedo Trumpstein squeezed a ketchup baggie by his ear the moment the Secret Service snipers shot a hapless bystander
"Shooter" body already dead on roof, crap rifle with iron sights nearby (to explain to everyone why he missed)
Shooter lookalike strolling through crowd earlier so people spot him
Kiddie party magicians pulling rabbits out of hats do more difficult tricks than this