Please jannies, let us be!
RISK is a quintessential pol experience and a geopolitical game of relevance.
ANONS!
Be welcome!
We enjoy a RISK THREAD tonight!

You know the drill...
To play you have to state your chosen name, select a territory and pick a colour.

Up to eight anons can join.
The game will start whenever two anons appear.
It will end at half past midnight, Lisbon time.

Have you got what it takes?
Can you hold your own in the merciless geopolitical arena?

>>510302509 (OP)
wasn't there a website with this game ?

Good morning Portugal anon, I can't play today as I have to go to work, but I hope you're well.

>>510302954
Thank you anon. I am well. See you next time!

>>510302643
Probably.
But I get a kick on hosting it on pol.
Also, it's my version.
It might be gay but you won't find it anywhere else.
I think.

>>510302509 (OP)
Really!?
No more replies?

OPENFRONT.IO

>>510302509 (OP)
> Saddam
> Palestine <the big one>
> Olive

let's go, I have 3 hours. If this would take more anon feel free to pick someone else.

Also I may post from my phone at some point, you should register it even from a different Id <I will tell you from main Id when I'll switch to phone and when I'll get back>.

>>510302509 (OP)
Sweet! I'm in
Team FuckNiggers
Green
Central germany

>>510303978
You're in.

>>510304265

You're in too. I think I remember you. How have you been?

The game will start soon!

>>510304507
>>510302509 (OP)
Fuck yeah, I finally got here in time again!
Color: blue
Starting area: Northern Russia, with the Kola peninsula, etc.

>>510304265
>>510303978

ROLL! ROLL! ROLL!

You can advance towards new territories each round, normally.
Just tell me which two new territories you want to expand into.

Let's fucking go!
If you've got any doubts just ask.

>>510304653
>>510304653
You're in too.
You can only roll on round two, though.

>>510304697
Advancing towards Finland and Estonia

>>510304507
Awesome, I've missed the last few..
Pretty good, me and my buddy shot 75 in a golf scramble today which was real good for us
Glad you're back

>>510304697
>ROLL
Cyprus if legal, otherwise Lebanon

>>510304749
ah fuck. disregard (>>510304759) then..

>>510304697
Roll
Expand towards Denmark

>>510304856
anon, i might not be on the map yet, but i have a proposal:
anything west of hungary, slovakia, poland is yours. in exchange, we may defend eachother.

>>510304856
ROLL! ROLL! ROLL!

Cyprus is not a territory, it's strategically relevant though so it's up for grabs.
I put Saddam in Cyprus anyway,

I haven't been hosting games for awhile Fuck Niggers... glad you're alright!

>>510305050
estonia and finland

>>510305091
They are the same territory, which means you can expand towards one more.
Tell me which, but be quick.

>>510305050
Southern Turkey

>Q
anon what are the rules for naval expanion?

>>510305020
Ok
>>510305050
Roll
Send armies to occupy greater germany

>>510305158
the easternmost area, under the one i own

I claim Britannia as the Celtic union, and I'd like to move to Brittany to reestablish the empire

>>510305181
There is no naval expansion.
You can expand across the sea for areas that are near you though.
It just has to make sense.

Also, remember that normally you can always advance towards two new territories each round.

>>510305260
I'd like to be a deep green sorry gm

>>510305279
Central Turkey if I can get with Southern Turkey

>>510305318
You're in!

>>510305279
by the way anon, do you still have the pic with the area names? it might help others who are not familiar with euro geography

>>510305318
ROLL!

>>510305510
I'd like to move to central gaul and Normandy sir

>>510305510
advance towards the 2 territories surrounding moscow..

>>510305510
The Two territories towards Istanbul

>>510305467

Here it comes.
Numbered territories.

>>510305510
Roll
Move south towards Italy

>>510305599
Fuck, numbered territories.
I will not accept numbers as rolling orders.

>>510305554
anon, put your name in the name field when posting, it will help the anon who hosts the game
>also: off by one kek

>>510305648
Territory names corresponding to the numbers.

>>510305670
I know so close lmao

>>510305614
ROLL!

>>510305836
tatarstan, belarus.

>>510305836
Id like my armies to advance towards toulouse and burgundy sir

>>510305836
Roll
Take northern Italy

>>510305836
> Saddam
71 & 53 <Thrace and Greece>

>>510305917
Will we have another brother war or will we have peace.

>>510305929
you don't have to type your name every time, type it in the top "name" field when posting..

>>510305929
ROLL!

Let's GOOOOO!

>>510306017
Thanks.
This will be appreciated, Saddam.

>>510306032
moscow+samara

>>510306032
Id like my armies to entre Flanders and Amsterdam

>>510306013
I'm trying to keep it civil as best I can

>>510306076
np bro, i played with you many times, i know it's hard.

>>510306032
77 & 97 <Sinai and Cappadocia>

>>510306157
I won't move across the Danube or into Italy.

>>510306032
Roll
Continue the incursion into Italy

>>510306241
ROLL!

>>510306359
I'd like my armies to move into Cornwall England and the last French territory.

>>510306359
galicia, kiev
also: my last post ended in zero. does that count now?

>>510306359
Roll
March into southern Italy

>>510306205
Ok

>>510306485
Cologne is the last territory of western Germany aswell

>>510306359
78 & 96

>>510306574
anon, you may only roll by the name of the territories, not by the numbers.

My population is growing too rapidly, I need more space in historical celtic lands.

>>510306574
I will not accept numerals as rolls.

Consider yourself lucky you're gonna have another chance, this will not happen again.

You can advance towards four new territories in this round on account that last round you rolled d.u.b.s.
Chose them quickly or this round of yours will be null.

Sorry about this, I forgot.

>>510306427
It counts. If true, I failed to see it. Let's just carry on, you got an unfair advantage. Saviour it.

>>510306574
Cairo , Giza, Lybia, Pontus

sorry host anon

>>510306539
Ok cool

>>510306979
ROLL!

A new Levantine power has taken the lead.

>>510307091
central moscow, north romania

>>510307220
You rolled zero!
You do not advance this round.

>>510307091
With my doobles last post could it expand further into England, wessex and mercia if not I'd like to expand there

>>510306422
>>510307274

>>510307269
kek wills it... i got lucky once, but i had it coming..

>>510307091
Roll
Move into cologne and new saxony

>>510307320
You rolled zero again.
Kek is mad at you.

>>510307091
Southern Cacuses and North Azerbijan

>>510307274
>With my doobles last post

Fuck yes, I am sorry.

>>510307422
i ask not for a lighter burden, but for greater strength!
praise kek

>>510307459
No worries sir

>>510307433
ROLL!

Saddam can expand towards four new territories this round on account of his high rolling.
Again.
Tell us which ones.

>>510307433
saddam rolling dübz again.. be honest, did you pay off hiroshimoot with oil money?

>>510307629
I would like to enter the last territory of Northern England and into Scotland

>>510307629
moscow, north romania
in kek's name!

>>510307629
Bulgaria and Serbia
> I hearby as the glorious Saddam Hussien rename Serbia to the Vanquished Serbstan

>>510307629
Roll
Bavaria and Austria

>>510307710
kek knows i would be too strong. once again, i may not advance.

>>510307778
ROLL!

The Hungolian Empire did not advance this round for he rolled zero.
The Hungolians are being left behind.
I blame the jews.

>>510307970
moscow, east poland!

>>510307759
For My next Roll I would Like Crimea and Novorussia (citing the easy crossing into crimea from the east, and from crimea to the north)

>>510307970
I'd like to move into Ireland and to narrva Spain

>>510307970
well, now i know my will be number 110

>>510308052
This should count as the current round, as the previous one was the result of a double.

meaning on the next update I should have Crimea, Novorrussia.

Which I will add South Azerbijan and Tunisia to for the next roll

>>510307970
Roll
Czech lands
Croatia Slovenia

>>510308052
saddam, may we agree on non-agression? you will not advance towards the north, and i will not tell the u.s.a. about your weapons of mass destruction, and i give you the best goats in all of siberia!
deal?

>>510308242
Siberian goats are too hairy for my taste, I demand them shaved.

Alright, you have a pact, we will not march into your frozen wasteland.

>>510308237
ROLL!

Saddam, pay attention!
Reply to the appropriate comment with the roll order and the actualised map.
Stop trying to get bonuses for previous rounds.

Let's go!
Sorry if it's unfair.

In other words, a plague has come from the East and South rendering some parts uninhabitable.

>>510308379
nice.
also, i see you have the territory of israel.
siberia is very rich in all kinds of gas, and we can build a pipeline any time, if you know what i mean...

>>510308452
Roll
Sweden and Silesia

>>510308452
I'd like to rename to the Celtic empire. And I'd like to cross the ELBE and into GERMANY. Gotta mitt uns. I declare WAR on hate niggers

>>510308452
eastern poland, and the one south of moscow

>>510308544
Bitch nigger muhfugga

>>510308544
The Elbe is in the East of Germany. You probably mean the Rhine. Please tell me where exactly you want to attack the Germans.

>>510308690
I do mean the rhine lol I'm retarded

>>510308452
ROLL
Crimea And Tunisia

Bump. Wholesome thread

How can I join

>>510308798
read the op post, anon....

>>510308730
ROLL!

Saddam rolled zero so he did not advance this last round.

The wars have started.

>>510308798
Chose name, colour and starting territory.

>>510308744
Thank you anon.

>>510308690
I'd like to attack colonge and the northwestern province which I border

>>510308891
south romania + rostov&volgograd

>>510308891
Sorry I want fast enough gm. Does that preclude my doobles
>>510308544

>>510308891
ROLL
Crimea and Tunisia

>>510309020
Yes you won because of your doobles.
But now you rolled zero and cannot advance this round.
You're gonna get ass raped.

>>510308891
I'm getting spam filtered
Roll, push back against Celtic invasion

>>510309152
Undertood

>>510309325
ROLL! ROLL! ROLL!

>>510309477
I'd like to push back into burgundy and into the upper rhine region I border

>>510309477
hungary, slovakia

>>510309477
Setif & Annaba (The two Algerian territories closest to Tunis)

>>510309477
Rolling
Cut straight through northern france in the middle of Celtic union

>>510309477
If there's still room to join, I'd start with red in prussia (as Moustache Men).

>>510309325
Anon please reply quickly we both know the situation you're in, I promise to help but on one condition - put the jews in concentration camps.

>>510309743
Forgot to namefag

>>510309743
You're in.
You're not gonna last long, though, anon. Sorry.

>>510309743
ROLL!

Sublevation in Poland.
And the plague expanded to Morocco and the Middle East.

>>510309871
No worries, I'm aware of my precarious position. I will still give it my best shot. Should be funny, at least.

>>510309795
The Celtic horde is under jewish influence, we can agree on such camps as long as you can handle the surplus shoes

>>510309965
i roll for the two territories north of crimea.

>>510309965
ROLL
Algeris and Oran

>>510309965
For my first act, I declare TOTAL WAR on all neighboring nations for refusing to sport fashionable prussian moustaches!

We roll for a march east up the baltic coast.

>>510309965
I'd like to push in to central west Germany and continue the push along the north sea German coast

Glad to have you back Portubro.
Even tho I'm too late today I'm still very happy to see a risk thread up and running.
This is /pol/ culture incarnate.
Have fun, good luck and godspeed, everyone, I'll be lurking the endgame a little bit.

>>510309965
Roll
push back West against Celtic union to the heart of france

>>510310011
>>510309965
and, by the power of the dubbs, i may claim south romania and the moustache man's land. i'm sorry.

>>510310143
I knew you couldn't be trusted

>>510310241
i'm on the issue.
the only moustache man accepted here is austrian.

>>510310241
>>510310152
By my beard, I will see you grow your moustaches to 6 inches or be put 6 feet under.

>>510310318
Based and hung

>>510310369
how about we make (you) 6,000,001?

>>510310149
ROLL!

Hungolian Empire does not get to expand becaused it used its high rolling in defending from the Moustache Man's attack.
As if he needed it... lol

>>510310463
finish the job, take the moustache man's land!

>>510310005
Alright, if all parties tagged agree to this post then we have a deal.
> Dear Russia <Hungolian>
> I understand your genetic urge to expand west into eurooop, however, we have both seen this scenario and know it ends in jewish victory; we have a chance to change history, in this thread we will denounce the talmud

> Dear OP
> You must allow expansion from Norway into Britain

> Dear Führer
If you allow the russians to expand through Scandanavia, they will attack into Britain.

Do we have a deal?
This offer is valid until before the roll after this one provided no new wars are declared.

>>510310463
Retake colonge and begin an offensive into Milan! Gott min uns

>>510310463
Rolling for another attack into Hungolian Empires eastern prussia! Have at thee!

>>510310463
Roll
Cut off normandy and Brittany

>>510310463
Andalusia & Portugal.

If you don't consider this valid gm; then give me two territories in Egypt

>>510310510
i agree, but i am okay with not expanding if fuckniggers anon wishes to keep scandinavia.

>>510310708
ROLL!

Humiliated defeat of the Hungolian Empire in Poland.

Saddam, from Azerbeijan to Portugal, impressive. Unironically.

>>510310510
I'd allow northern passage

>>510310826
Retake Luxembourg and burgundy sir

>>510302509 (OP)
>Risk
Child game. Real /pol/ is Diplomacy.

>>510310826
anon, were my 20 territory supremacy not valid to increase my roll by 4?
anyways counterattack!

>>510310826
Roll
break through Normandy and Flanders

>>510310925
I do not know what that is. I am curious now.

>>510310933
It was not simply because the other anon has so few (less than 5).

>>510310826
Roll
Castile and Catalonia

>>510310510
OP kindly respond if expansion from norway into britain is legal before the next roll.

i like to spawn in as gaza with 20 divisions rdy to only attack isreal

>>510311009
so, like welfare? kek.

>>510310826
>Humiliated defeat of the Hungolian Empire in Poland.
Wtf I thought I'd be ded.
Regardles, we shall seize upon this momentum! We assault the provinces of southern Poland, splitting our assault evenly between FuckNiggers and Hungolia, if possible.

>>510310983
Its a very good board game.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diplomacy_(game)

>>510311016
>expansion from norway into britain is legal

Of course it is.

>>510311058
I will gibs my way to victory!

>>510311138
then, may i claim norway from fuckniggers without war? he consents fully ( >>510310831 )

>>510311138
>>510311019
gib me gaza

>>510310510
>>510311138
>>510310739
>>510310005

DEAL ON

>>510311086
ROLL!

Moustache Man lives. Amazing.
Although only because I did my Math wrong (sorry Fuck Niggers, you got fucked by that)

Let's carry on.

>>510311217
>may i claim norway from fuckniggers without war?

No.
Diplomacy is your perrogative. You can agree whatever but you still have to roll to take those agreed upon territories.

>>510311345
i snuff out the remains of moustache man's country, and if valid, consider >>510311217

>>510311345
Push back into burgundy and south to Catalonia

>>510311386
ok.

>>510311345
Such is reich life
Roll again for, Normandy and Flanders

>>510311386
but it will not count as a 2 front war for the other anon, right?

>>510311345
FOR MUH STACHE!
(rolling to liberate my ancestral homeland from hungolian claws)

>>510311345
ROLL
Galatia and South Azerbijan

>>510311345
i'll take the wet blue part
t. anon water world

>>510311514
it's over for you...
i will let you pick: rope, bullet, or the traditional russian way of window?

>>510311524
ROLL!

Moustache Man died, ensuring the Hungolian conquest of Poland.
He can play again starting in one empty territory. But he can only do that one more time.

>>510311744
Alright Neptune. You god doobs and everything.

>>510311832
Push south into madrid and catalonia

>>510311832
peacefully rolling for sweden, to eventually join operation "total celtic death"

>>510311832
Roll
Into Normandy and Burgundy we push forth

>>510311832
ROLL
Old Castile and Alexandria

>>510312131
ROLL!

It's half past midnight.
Therefore I declare Saddam the winner. Really impressive.

But if you guys want we can keep on going to see if the game gets more... "structured" or something...
Roll and tell me what say you.

>>510312317
Was tons of fun. I don't mind stopping since I am doing chores with the wife. But great game all round

>>510312317
we can continue
peaceful expansion to sweden.

>>510312317
Well I'm glad Celtic niggers got stifled in his BACK STABBING quest!
If everyone is done I'll step out and get some ice cream it's about 90F out here

>>510312317
The camps were not shut down and the holocaust proceeds.

I have achieved my VC, thanks anons.

I will check in a bit and if the game is still on I'll continue.

also thanks to OP for hosting.

>>510312694
you were a good ally, gg fren.
>>510312386
bye anon, have a nice day!
>>510312317
it's over.. it seems that others are done, good night portugalbro, it was fun to play again after a year.

>>510312694
Gg brother :^)

>>510312805
It is the end then, anons.
Thanks for playing.
There were no moves. The invasion of Sweden by the Hungolians ended in a draw again.

But you all played badly, except Saddam.
When it was clear Saddam was ahead, I think the goal of other players should have been joining against the greatest power in order to not allow him win.

But Euros always opt for brother wars...
Thank you for playing anons. From now on my Risk threads will be rare.
About once a month or less. So enjoy whenever we meet again.

>>510312317
Appears we're done, thanks for hosting once again, always a quick smooth game and it's appreciated

>>510312886
Gg!
>>510312805
Gg!
>>510312317
Great job GM <3

>>510312978
>>510312886
>>510312805
GG
>>510312989
Thanks again

Good thread. I enjoyed spectating it. Hopefully, next time I will be one of the players.