>>510339620 (OP)I'd love to dress up in a tight leather outfit and have Mr. Shitwood lead me around with a leash. He'd tighten my collar just enough to make me uncomfortable but not enough to choke me, unless I misbehaved. Him and all his deputies would take turns riding me like a wild bull all through the night while we ignored 911 calls and made sure no chuds on 4chan were making death threats about him. Please make my dream come true shitwood, I... I love you...