Thread 510356934

based chinese family opens noodle shop in Afghanistan
https://x.com/orikron/status/1944430711668142501

>>510356934 (OP)
People that like noodles are subhuman.

how desperate do you have to be to work around Afghans? they're literally monkey people, even worse than other browns

>>510356934 (OP)
are handmade noodles good? never tried it

>>510357796
Japanese ramen is good.
Chinese noodles are fine if you like to eat dog and gutter oil.

>>510357796
Fresh handmade noodles, night and day.

Imagine freshly baked bread out of the oven versus some processed packaged bread.

>>510358011
Retarded Pajeet talking shit, as per usual.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lamian

Japs just copied it, and Ramen is even phonetically very close.

>>510356934 (OP)
More evidence that Orthodox Islam is history. Even the Taliban is modernising.

>>510356934 (OP)
Wholesome

>>510358280
This. Most people don't even know Islam is undergoing its own version of a protestant movement right now lol

>>510356934 (OP)
They defeated the west.
But they lost to Globohomo.

>>510356934 (OP)
looks nice
would eat
sadly no beer cuz haram

>>510357796
Everything is better fresh homie

>>510357155
seething this hard

>>510359798
Rice over noodle you subuman

>>510359871
rice noodles are better.
mmmm gonna have my pad thai soon

>>510356934 (OP)
CHINEEE NOOODER

WOOOOW

ppsting in a rice noodle thread

>>510357220
Afghans are pretty bro tier as long as you don't end up triggering their tribal autism and accidently end up in a bloodfeud that will literally never ever end unless your entire blood line or their entire blood line is extinguished.

>>510360102
pad thai suck honestly
try pad kee mao

>>510357155
My Chinese gf doesn’t like noodles, can you believe that shit?

>>510356934 (OP)
>be me
>go to some remote ass Indonesian town in the rainforest
>go to one of the few shops in town to buy something
>owner is Chinese and speaks broken indonesian
I'm honestly impressed how these people manage to do business everywhere. There is probably even a Chinese noodle shop on Mars.

>>510360441
the Taliban is being extremely based since they re-gained control
here's them rounding up heroin and meth addicts at gunpoint and locking them up in an abandoned US base, only to re-unite them with their family once they are cleaned up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXZNKjElHcU
I hope they enjoy their noodles

>>510357796
I love them but I admit I'm biased as I grew up here.

>>510360801
There's a reason why people used to call them "the Jews of Asia" (and hence why there were anti-Chinese pogroms in Indonesia a while back).

>>510360599
I'm with her.
Rice over noodles.

>>510358011
To be fair Chinese noodle/dumpling houses are all over Japan. You can go vacation there and check yourself.

>>510360585
that picture should be in the encyclopedia next to the entry "Slop"
>>510356934 (OP)
>>510360102
I don't get noodles, that's just soggy pasta
if you want some soup with carbs why not just throw in a handful of rice

>>510361504
>that picture should be in the encyclopedia next to the entry "Slop"
That dish is literally called "sloppy joe"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sloppy_joe

>>510356934 (OP)
SOVL
The western media tried to convince the world that these people were bad for abolishing feminism in their own country but now I see the Taliban are on the right side of history.

>>510356934 (OP)
why is there an armed gunman at the door? do customers get executed on the spot if they don't finish their bowl?

>>510356934 (OP)
webm

for me, it's two packs of beef flavored Maruchan ramen noodle soup

>>510358280
Afghanistans history isn't forgotten, and has been for the most part recorded, especially the part where both western powers, and Muslims came and fucked everything up.

I can only imagine they still cling onto Islam because it puts men in power. But I can imagine as rime goes on and they learn their history they will look similar to Iran and the theocracy aspect will slowly fade.

>>510356934 (OP)
Fusilli > Anything chinks cook

>>510358907
I feel so bad for them.

Thats a lot of noodles per bowl

>>510358011
Ramen is chink retard lol all noodles come from chinkland

>>510357220
those are muslim chinks, no normal chinamen would go there

>>510358280
Wdym? Noodles are haram?

>>510358011
Gutter oil has always been used to sell to americans as tractor oil so that's it's considered green since it was reclaimed

>>510356934 (OP)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hui_people
They're probably muslim chinese anyway.

>>510360599
Send her back she's a ccp agent

>>510360839
>once they are cleaned up
if only it was that easy, we already know it doesn't. all those people will go back to heroin as soon as they leave

>>510363129
and yet
>Ramen became popular in China where it is known as rìshì lāmiàn (日式拉麵, lit.'Japanese-style lamian').

>>510358907
Suni islam is pesant slave religion. It is bound to cause depression if applied to mountains.
Many arab historians stated that islam and arab culture work best in lowlands.
Making afganistan islamic was done in artifical way. They were not wahabi in the past they has some nationalist honor code of the pashtoon and elements of zoroastrian beliefs.

>>510363513
And? Nothing wrong with that, it's another style of lamian to them.

>>510360599
You got gypped. Every Asian gf should make you noodle soups regularly that's like half the attraction

>>510358677
Sola scriptura is incompatible with islam because quran is inconsistent as fuck.
I wont even mention hadith.
Plus arab culture doesnt regard truth as valuable as european does. Being a known liar is no big deal for an arab.

Damn I bet that's $1 in USD or some shit. Why dont we have that in america?

>>510363874
>Sola scriptura is incompatible with islam because quran is inconsistent as fuck.
>I wont even mention hadith.
right. and moehamhead is nothing more than a sexually aggressive cult leader
>Plus arab culture doesnt regard truth as valuable as european does. Being a known liar is no big deal for an arab.
nor for an amerifuck. amerifucks have all been invertebrate liars since prohibition. no amerifuck has ever told the truth in living memory, nor kept a vow

>>510357155
>american
>talking of subhumans
i don't care about noodles, but a mutt still dares to speak about subhumans? The nigger capital of the white world? The melting pot, the immigration fucking chief of command? Just wake the fuck up

>>510364737
Seethe harder retard. I'm glad just existing makes you have an aneurysm.

>>510357155
mexicans eat noodles too, Fideo

>>510357155
Corn is for pigs lmao

>>510358011
>The origins of ramen can be traced back to Yokohama Chinatown in the early 20th century. The word "ramen" is a Japanese borrowing of the Chinese word lāmiàn (拉麵), meaning "pulled noodles"
Why do Brits make so many dogshit comments?

>>510356934 (OP)
Why will Chinese literally go anywhere and open up their greasy slop food shops?

>>510357220
Or maybe you are wrong

>>510365824
Trumps a pedophile

>>510356934 (OP)
>lanzhou-style la mian
hell yeah Brother, the Silk Road lives again

>>510357796
Certainly looks better than the shit we get around here.

>>510358677
Probably because they've recognized the corruption of Islam by kikes and their societal diseases these past 100 years?

>>510362557
I'm guessing it's a fake for the shtick but who knows. Fundamentalists get crazy ideas into their heads when it comes to 'change'.
'Noodles? Bang'

>>510356934 (OP)
我也喜欢吃面儿

>>510362557
It was a war zone for 25 years, this is just the version of security guard they all grew up with

>>510356934 (OP)
Hehe... Ramadan Ramen...

>>510356934 (OP)
Brown people everywhere come together harmoniously while the white roach tries to go everywhere but only sows discord and chaos while eating cheese puffs and 20L coke.

>>510360585
Don’t bullshit a good sloppy Joe. They are great!

>>510360599
Had a Chinese friend in highschool that couldn't eat most rice, some kind of allergy. Man did we rib him for it.

they'll get stoned to death for putting music in the clip.
what can you even do with sandnigger money?
wipe your ass?

>>510359798
kek