Thread 510396931

When I was in Middle School around 2003 some friends were telling me racist jokes. One of the jokes was "how do you get a one-armed Pollack out of a tree?" "Wave to him"
I didn't get it back then and I still don't. I've never met a pole. Is it because they are friendly?

>>510396931 (OP)
that's a great fucking joke
I'm not gonna explain it to you though

>>510396931 (OP)
Knock knock.

>>510396931 (OP)
sucking ZOGmerican cock is Poland's national sport

i don't get it.

>>510397424
Get raped faggot

>>510396931 (OP)
A man of the Polish persuasion got on a Boeing 767 for a routine flight back to the Motherland. He was getting comfortable in coach when a stewardess screamed out, 'The pilot and co-pilot are dead! Is there anyone left that can fly this aircraft?' The Polish man said, 'I was a pilot back in the war. Let me have a go at the controls.' So he bravely sauntered up to cockpit. When he opened the door, he was awestruck by the array of lights, dials, screens and switches in front of him, and he froze up. The stewardess shook him and said, 'Aren't you going to sit down and take the reins?' He said in a quavering voice, 'I'm just a simple Pole in a complex plane!'

>>510397470
Exactly

>>510397470
>i don't get it.
u don't get it, cuz poles have the IQ of niggers

poles are so stupid that they will use their one arm to wave at you from a tree

>>510396931 (OP)
Where does this fantasy come from? The moment Poland gets attacked, their NATO "friends" will leave them to the wolves. They should have learned their lesson already from WW2.

>>510397579
idk, top criminals, on the run at that. Must be pretty smart.

>a polak is coping
who "would've" predicted

At the start of the Ukraine war a missile landed in Poland and everyone freaked out. The Ukrainians blamed it on the Russians, turns out it was a misfired Ukrainian defense missile, which the Ukrainians obviously knew when they accused Russia. Basically Eastern Europeans are barbarians and will literally cause WW3 over nothing if it advances their petty tribal goals.

>>510397670
shouldnt it be *down from tree* then?
anyway keep seething

>>510396931 (OP)
When I was in Middle School all racist jokes involved poles and were about them stealing cars and being poor

>>510396931 (OP)
Since end of communism we mind our business and have been developing. We rejected social engineering from EU so Germans seethe about us and we reject poverty and AIDS from Russia so they seethe about us. We are literally the "do nothing win" meme and it makes certain countries very unhappy
Oh well

>>510398138
>anyway keep seething
absolutely deluded polobydlak
https://archive.4plebs.org/_/search/text/Russia/country/PL/

>>510397521
We refer to our country as Fatherland (Ojczyzna).

>>510398472
>absolutely deluded polobydlak

>>510398293
>Russia
there right what i was talking about in the previous reply

poles are utterly butthurt, living rent free about Russia

>>510398722
Chłopie why even bother replying to it? It's obviously scanning threads to seethe about PL.

>>510398722
>>510398632
>>510398808
>AAAAAAAACK
drive over to Ukraine, or we'll genocide you in any case, -- you're next on the list

either poles go to Ukraine dying en masse or they will be nuked either way

>>510398808
because its amusing

>>510398293
>MUH Russia out the of nowhere
I doubt Russia wants Poorlucks
Last time you lived in our country they had to sent in Cossacks to quell your Chimpouts.
And during communism your where good lil commies only to backstab when the SU became weak.

>>510399048
i bet, you zydopolski podczlowiek, will be running away to the UK/USA, once we invade your kike-nest of a country, just like your subhuman in-exile government did in WW2

absolute coward rats

>>510399194
I think you're honestly non German migrant because your post doesn't even make historical sense.
We will continue to do nothing and win

>>510399022
>>510399234
>hehe jokes's on you. we might be getting our assholes blasted off in donbabwe or hq by our supervisors but if we invaded you you would totally run coward rat haha

>>510399424
do you realize that Poland has no value? like LITERALLY?

we can just use nuclear/chemical weapon on all the parts of Poland, expect the ones we want to occupy, like Belostok, Peremyshl', Liublin, Riashev, which are historical-ethnical Russian cities

>>510399424
I feel like you are minimal effort baiting and it's working

>>510397895
I remember. I also remember two massive troop transports which were shot down, but the evil warlock Putler used teleportation magic to remove all evidence. It's amazing that Ukrainewarts has lasted this long.

>>510399022
When did you plan to finish ukraine and reach polish border? 2067?

>>510399834
>and reach polish border? 2067?
by 2030.

>>510396931 (OP)
Im in poland on holiday right now, their actually great people with great history and no shitskins as a dutch im actually kind of jealous. There women are also feminine often wearing heels and dresses and their very pretty, unfortunately their women are also pretty materialistic always out for a provider and to obtain resources, the poles despite living in a homogenous nation without woke faggotry never seem to smile

Russians are poor, ugly, hungry and they smell bad
We are rich and successful

NO amount of cope will EVER change that, and that's precisely why Russians invaded Ukraine - if Ukraine became rich and successful thanks to EU like we did Moskals would literally kill themselves.

>>510399972
We do smile it's just like this :l

>>510399912
No chance

2028 Biden will have a second term. Then you're fucked.

>>510400101
lmao, polakikes are so "rich/successful" to the point that you flood all the countries on the globe with your subhuman diaspora

>>510400224
They will upload Biden conscious to AI so you better watch out corn pop

>>510400350
Lol

>>510400691
negro, you literally live in half-broken barracks in Polakikelandia, what are you on

poles are downright dysgenic criminal trash and should be genocided for the sake of the whole Europe -- jewish genes

>>510400847
>Be Russian
>Die

OH NO NO NO NO NO

>>510400101
You cannot become rich from scratch for free and there is always a price to pay.
EU-sama made you rich. Do you really think they does it out of the goodness of their hearts, for free?
The EEC, the predecessor to the EU, had already set the goal of creating a common market where people and goods could move freely in the 1957 Treaty of Rome. The Schengen Agreement was signed in 1985, primarily by West Germany, France and Itary agreeing to gradually abolish internal borders. The Schengen Agreement is not necessarily limited to EU member states, but it became a annexed protocol in the 1999 EU Reform Treaty, the Treaty of Amsterdam.
These Europe ruling class have been promoting the ideal of globohimo for a long time, and they're trying to invade your country by dangling economic incentives in front of you.

>>510401367
The EU can't enforce anything even when we had a Europhile in govt. Poland wins again by simply doing nothing

>>510401367
I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of me being RICH (while Russians are POOR and starve to death)

>>510400121
Can you tell me why polandbro is it a cultural thing?

>>510400847
>posts a condemned building
(see the little yellow plaque?)
>thinks it means something
idi nahui pidor

>>510401441
You're naive. You're allowed to take things slowly because they recognize the value of propaganda. They understand that the countries they rule are actually turning into shitholes.
So you can build beautiful buildings with EU funds or rebuild old buildings in Warsaw that were destroyed by the mhu Nazis.
Perhaps the Russians won't do shit, but you went from being anti-Russian to a fervent pro-EU supporter, gradually being absorbed into the EU's agenda.

>>510397670
Wrong. Its because theyre friendly

>>510401360
>>Be Russian
>>Die
???

>>510401666
Yes I think so. I think it's partly inherited from 20th century where showing any kind of emotion could make you a "suspect". We also don't make small talk but if you talk to us we will engage in very long conversation with you.

>>510401838
We aren't fervent anything you're writing to bombastic to be taken seriously. Most likely using vpn to post as well.

>>510401666
if you appear too friendly retards will accost you for gibs or shady deals or think they can bamboozle you
it's better to appear angry and inapproachable
simple as

>>510401902
There's no way even you believe that pic is real xD you can even see 20th century headstones.
Us doing nothing and winning really causes some ppl immense pain it's very funny

>>510402071
>There's no way even you believe that pic is real xD
whatever keeps you sleep at night, bydlo

>>510402228
Wtf even is that pic xD some fat old guy with a jacket? This picture >>510401902
Is honestly most hilarious thing I've seen posted here in a long time. The amount of pure seethe we cause russia by doing nothing and winning is like magic.

>>510402311
>Wtf even is that pic xD some fat old guy with a jacket?
>polakike got so much ascended in coping to a point he's become "blind"
lmao

>>510402311
pic rel

>>510402445
mate first thing: don't use India tier fake pics about cemeteries and 2nd thing to help your next propaganda stunt: PL army removes flag insignia in field operations. I'm honestly laughing at how insane RU is

>>510402509
I'm going to bed now but it's insane how obsessed they are xD
I love how we do nothing and win and cause so much butthurt just by basic success

>>510402509
>>510402521
stop coping, subhumans, finally, we will genocide all the polish population, including children, women and oldsters, and that's that

enough is enough

>>510402640
TAKE OFF THE MEMEFLAG, KIKE!

poles are jewish mutt and should be killed

>>510402509
This is a very thoughtful statement but it has nothing to do with reality

>>510397579
>4/10 are murder and soccer thuggery
Looks like they're assimilating quite well, like rite propa lads. They just need their loicences!

>>510396931 (OP)
imagine a Catholic Slav. it shouldn't exist but it does.

>>510401967
Exaggerated? If you think that what happened to other EU member states won't happen to you, you are a fool lacking pattern recognition skills. Literally, it is written in the treaty you signed to join the EU including the legal obligation to protect refugees.
By the way, in the EU, subsidiary protection was introduced in 2011 for cases where refugees do not meet the criteria for refugee status but cannot return to their home country lol. The obligation to provide gibs to refugee asylum seekers was introduced in 2013, and the policy of numerical quotas for the acceptance of refugees by member states began in 2015. These are basically not agreements such as treaties between member countries, but rather take the form of directives from EU bureaucrats in Brussels.

>>510402509
>polack implicitly aligns himself as a "Westerner" with this post.
YWNBAW slavshit

>>510402071
Maybe the pic fake dunno, but you're acting like it's an impossibility, there have died south american mercenaries in ukraine, what makes you think a pole faggot who are as butthurt as you against russia would not volunteer. You're a fucking hohol hiding in poland aren't you?

>>510402801
it points out your sterotypical dishonesty tho

>>510402989
>>polack implicitly aligns himself as a "Westerner" with this post.
why?
because it makes you seethe?
or because we notice what a pathological liars you are same as westerners like patton do

>>510403105
untermenschlich judeo-poolish GOWNO!!!

>>510403233
>untermenschlich judeo-poolish GOWNO!!!

>>510403276
that's a Czech, told you before in the previous threads

kogut jebany bydlacki ZYDOPOLSKI!!!

Gotta love these threads run by a buch of Olgino vatniks. Guess, "3 day special operation" is going even worse then it's reported :)

>>510403430
please, remember to dilate r*ssian tranny :*

>>510403336
nope retard its 1 of 34 000 russians living in czechia
judging by behavior he might even be you but you are all subbhumans so aswell might be not

explain picrel

>>510402050
Its true every 100 metres or so like a fucking pokemon trainer some guy walks up to me to convince to go to a stripclub