Thread 510417949

Anyone notice these things are really cheap now? I went grocery shopping earlier today and found these for $2.49/lb in the halal aisle.

this meme was never funny. stop posting it and fuck off back to whatever shithole you live in

>>510418009
You forgot to sage

>>510417949 (OP)
To many people raising them at home, drove the prices down.

>>510418009
????

>>510418246
A lot of home breeders don't know what they're doing, feeding garloids tap water ect...

>>510417949 (OP)
>people eat these things
Crazy

>>510418246
I have noticed this recent economy has led to a lot of home gardens near me but I don't normally see garloid barrels outside

>>510418321
it's not hard. tap water doesn't really do much because I'm eating them for nutrients not flavor.

>>510417949 (OP)
garloids use the same logic as illegal drugs

they're cheap at first while you get hooked on them

>>510418519
lol

>>510418421
They work really well with beans and rice. I thought the sardine enjoyers were gross until I bought a tin of king oscar.

>>510417949 (OP)
The jew fears the indoor garloid farmer

>>510417949 (OP)
What's the point of these things again? Are they just a boomer/millennial thing or what?

>>510418702
I'm polish so I grew up eating them. In my mind they're a depression hard times food. Nutrient dense and if you add literally anything they taste better.

>>510417949 (OP)
go to kosher aisle may find it even cheaper

>>510419272
Honestly this is what i meant when I wrote "halal"
I thought they were the same thing...

>>510419329
They are

>>510419329
I hate Muslims too

>>510419329
Rules of slaughter pretty much the same, Halal doesn't require an Imam. Kosher does require a Rabbi.
Many slaughter houses produce meat that's both Kosher and Halal. all(maybe almost all?) Kosher meat is also Halal, but not all Halal is Kosher

t. worked in food industry

>>510418009
THAT'S BEEN DEBUNKED! i am literally garlumping in festivius chuckle!

>>510418009
Love a good garloid thread, me.

>>510418009
i kekeded

>>510418246
This. Unfortunately Oklahoma is very loose when it comes to regulations on these. As a result you get industrial growing operations here, usually ran by the Chinese. These large scale ops are usually despised by locals as they bring unwanted riffraff to the area and they don’t smell very pleasant. You hardly ever see the humble garloid farmer in these parts anymore, save for the occasional farmers market. A true shame.

>>510419439
>>510419711
this is probably the most educational pol thread I've ever started.

>>510418246
The Jew fears the DIY bathtub garloid farmer

>>510419711
that's the whole thing though, people dont even know about it. they are unwittingly eating garloids when they get what they think are regular dishes. Those chink faggots are making a killing mixing them in, and we are the ones getting fleeced. I think it's time we do something and come out of the shadows about this. but its not gonna be me. my setup is way oversized and kinda ghetto so Im struggling with algae and the excrements, not a good look kek

>>510420353
how do you manage that with hard water? I'm interested but seems like a nightmare.do any burgers with high ppm well water have any info?

>>510420880
If it didn't taste good, you wouldn't keep ordering it.

>>510420936
Bro it's fine. Water purists are fucking weird. They cook exactly the same as mushrooms. They grow fine in any kind of water, and you try to cook the moisture out anyway so the flavor can sponge in.

>>510420940
true but this is price suppression. if people were more educated they'd know to value it higher

this is like mixing in cement and saying "yeah but if it tastes good it is good". It's cement. even if it tastes good, you must acknowledge the scam

>>510421073
You're complaining about the equivalent of someone using stevia instead of sugar.

>>510421017
yeah I guess. I mean they thrive in worse conditions than tap/well water. I wanted to get an osmosis filter setup but I think i'll forget about it. Cheers and happy farming

>>510418487
The fuck you mean you eat them?

>>510421157
I get it but I'm in it for me. Garloids dont need me, I need them. It's good money, but not like this when the industry is acting like hyenas.

>>510421202
TIFU by enraging the parents of my girlfriend by pretending not to know what a garloid is

>>510420936
If it's temporary hardness jsut let the water breathe for a day and calcium carbonate will precipitate out. You should be doing this already because of the chlorine though.
Permanent hardness needs chemical treatment.

>>510419711
Kek

>>510417949 (OP)
no way that price is for organic, do you really trust the way they raise those?

>>510418009
like always fpbp try hard redditor meme

>>510417949 (OP)
I know, it's bullshit

>>510417949 (OP)
All you need is a cast iron pan and lots of butter. Fry for 20 min on medium heat.

>>510418421
Subhuman muttoids maybe. We got a garloid ban since 2007 in the EU.

>>510422351
We're working on GMO potato/garloid Beyond Garloid hybrids to get around stuff like that though.

>>510417949 (OP)
Yea it's good for me because I've been garloidmaxing lately and the low prices really help me out.

>>510422827
Look buddy, the 2007 ban was a precaution after the belgium incident and there's no way in hell the EU will go through that again. No natural garloids and no garloid hybrids.

inb4 hurr durr the genome is solanum-based hurr

>>510419439
>Kosher meat is also Halal
Nope that's false. You have to slaughter meat in the name of Allah for it to be halal.

>>510421531
It's obviously water weight (they modified these things to soak and grow fast). Anyway the point is they just soak them up heavy and transport them in wet trucks. They taste more bland and you have to cook them longer but I really don't mind. You can cook them in any sauce.

>>510417949 (OP)
>halal aisle.
You buy fresh water ones? Disgusting.

>>510423093
>Nope that's false. Yo
Its not false. Theres no "in the name" of anything, its about the slaughter method. I'm no expert but the general ideal is to slit the carotid with a scalpel which causes the animal to loses conciousness within 2 seconds. Thats just for the slaughter, theres other things about kosher like what types of animals are allowed.
You are pakistani so you dont know shit about Islam fucking hindu larper

>>510423235
Lol. I don't like the brand name goy garloids, they're way too salty.

>>510423263
afaik the garloid only has a nervous system. You don't really "kill" it the same way. It just becomes two masses of a nervous system with no central "brain". Idk though I don't pay attention to the religion stuff

>>510423263
>Let me tell you about your religion goy
For example, your kosher foreskins aren't halal

>>510417949 (OP)
White people meme

Hmm? Your garliods look malnourished. You do understand that growing them in a sink is high maintenance, right?

>>510423047
They've already passed initial trails

>>510423399
At least they cant remember. Imagine getting this done at 13 years old and not putting up a fight

>>510423093
>in the name
Watch the nazi documentary on kosher cow slaughter. They despised the inhumane method of jews and muslim not what imaginary name some pajeet mumbles.

>>510423545
>can't remember that some rabbi ripped your foreskin off your teeth
We get it done basically when the child is born retard, no oral suction and licking and flicking with your tongue needed KEK

>>510423591
>They despised the inhumane method of jews
Theres nothing inhumane about slitting a cows carotid. If theres anything inhumane its probably by not following the actual kosher method, which is simply to cut the carotid

I think the Big Religion shills are trying to slide the garloid thread.

>>510423591
Nazis you mean the group that is extinct and couldn't even ensure their own survival? We are supposed to care about that vagina group's opinions because?

>>510417949 (OP)
Mine has been growing fast. She is wheezing though. Any suggestions?

>>510423463
>I didn't read EU 882/2023
Here let me write it out for you: Annex IV, Section 9.3

"Organisms containing more than 12% genomic overlap with classified Solanum x garloida lineages, or exhibiting unstable expression of non-endogenous phenotypic markers associated with legacy garloid cultivars, shall be ineligible for Category III clearance due to risks associated with unpredictable propagation behavior, horizontal gene transfer, and potential breach of the Union’s agrogenomic stability thresholds."

>>510423278
These guys

>>510423864
Why bother? There are escaped hybrids already destroying every freshwater habitat in krautland.

>>510424097
Vastly blown out of proportion due to the "attacks" on the festival goers.

>>510424097
What the actual fuck is that? This is what mine look like after a boil. These are NOT the same thing.

>>510424160
The Chinese types are like that. Just look at them, they've gone way too far. They better fix this before the damage to wild natural garloid populations becomes irreversible.

>>510424955
>grok
I got fooled earlier, but your weird shill damage control isn't going to work on me again. Nobody listen to this guy he's trolling with AI images.

>>510424097
>>510424772
Shit, I accidentally posted that one without the Grok watermark. Have to keep some level of credible deniability.

>>510424955
That's a baby snorp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PErRYjUsX0

>>510425233
Real powerlevel, this exact video is actually my recent fixation.

>>510418009
FPBP

>>510425354
You forgot to sage

>>510418009
>'ISS MEM WOZ NEVA FOONEH! STOP POASTAN ET AN FOOK OFF BECK TA WOTEVA SHITE OL YA LIV IN! DESGUSSTAN!

>>510425294
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1NZCgjqfVc

>>510425511
Trust me, I already know.

>>510417949 (OP)
Mashallah, brother! Happy for you. I am looking for these to make a traditional kibbeh nayeh "al-gharib.' (garloid). :D

>>510418009
this is the kind of faggot who will unironically post a chud meme

>>510426342
You replied? Heh, this is you.

>>510418321
This is the problem. It is like the trend in the UK right now breeding dogs with poor genetics in the hope of a quick buck.

People do not do their research before moving into garloid breeding. It is not a game, it a lifestyle and a commitment as you know leaf-fren and the learning never ends.

>>510417949 (OP)
Where are the (((animal rights activists))) when garloid factory farming comes up?

#PetsAreNotFood

>>510427999
They're no more sentient than a mushroom. Get a grip.

Everyone was harmed in this one too...(including the those who watched the vid)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JI12KYctank

>>510429389
>>510428971
checked. I'm going to bed now. I can't wait to wake up and see what kind of cool garloids get posted tonight.

>>510417949 (OP)
Tried to post a garloid in discord but it marked it as unsafe. They're perfectly safe if you water them though

>>510417949 (OP)
Yeh but the genetic quality has gone down substantially too thanks to cost cutting breeding practices. You get what you pay for.

>>510417949 (OP)
Thanks

>>510418421
>zipperheads
>people

>>510425489
lost

>>510417949 (OP)
goat fuckers get into the market, it becomes shit. Time to sell my garloids

>>510434518
lol....see picrel.

More Prince Philip "jokes"...some are pretty good, ngl.
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/prince-philip-quotes-jokes-gaffes-b1832059.html

>>510417949 (OP)
They're even cheaper if you get them dehydrated and water them when you get home. Please do not OVERwater your garloid though.

>>510423752
excellent result

wheezing just happens, some of them do it, I wouldnt sweat it

>>510417949 (OP)
>halal garloids
absolutely disgusting

anons where do you get your garloids screened for HIV? whats the avg cost? I just bought some off the local market place but I suspect they are trafficked

>>510423278
>Goyloids
Kek

>>510418009
>he doesn't own garloid and is angry about it
garloid-let is MAD

>>510423155
>You can cook them in any sauce.
For me, it is raw or mildly boiled. I just clean them up and add potatoes

>>510438637
YUMMM