How can I become a holocaust survivor?

>>510445275 (OP)
Anyone who didn't die survived. Stalin and Hitler are both Holocaust survivors

By claiming PTSD through generational trauma and demanding shekel reparations for it.

>>510445275 (OP)
You will never be a holocaust survivor. You don't have a death camp tattoo. You don't have a big nose. You have no chutzpah. You a goy whose brain has been twisted by main stream media and ADL propaganda.

>>510445275 (OP)
>There are more "survivors" left than WW2 Vets

>>510445275 (OP)
New holocaust survivors are born every day.

>surviving a death camp

>>510445740
we need to expand this pasta

>>510445275 (OP)
study in a right yeshiva

https://www.app.com/story/news/local/communitychange/2018/04/25/bmg-lakewood-nj-yeshiva-beth-medrash-govoha/1066234001/

evidently all you need to do is get in good with a major publisher and have a penchant for fan fiction

>>510445275 (OP)
I survived the holohoax by craftily being born a gentile decades later. AMA.

>>510445510
(You) and I are survivors; everyone in this thread.