>Heathrow boss 'proud' of response to power outage chaos
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c1mn1klj4e4o

>Rachel Reeves: I will not 'tax and spend'
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c78eg7dp9ypo

>Archaeologists uncover Bronze Age stone circle
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c5y06r662jzo

>Man dies while open water swimming in lake
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/ceqjewz9en4o

>Hamilton hits out at 'yapping' critics after China sprint win
https://www.bbc.com/sport/formula1/articles/c78egyj4ng3o

>Why was a white balloon flying across the UK?
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/clyrpyk5re8o

>Tumour removal was 'hardest thing', Davina McCall tells Comic Relief
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/clyd58j2xg4o

>Adolescence writer calls for 'radical action' not role models
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c0egyyq1z47o

Broke Britain

had a messy poo again, smeared shit all over me arse trying to wipe

sars, when is 4chan being banned?

>>510467279
2 more weeks

>>510467279
10 days

Josh is a paedophile

>>510467254
get a plastic non sex arse transplant

>>510467131 (OP)
what is this? Baby shit beach?

Protest at Norwich migrant hotel - 26/07/25, 2pm

>welcome to bbc news, here is today's only news story

>john torode sacked as masterchef presenter, plunging the cooking show into a deeper crisis

Gagging for a munchy box, lads

>>510467437
I always thought that guy was a nob, but it turns out he was secretly based

>>510467518
school girl meat
kys

are we actually having the plug pulled on us? ofcom seem to be on the war path

>>510467518
>t. paki funder

>>510467652
I wonder how many jews are on the ofcom board?

>>510467652
Bitchute already got banned, North Korea here we come.

>Still, immigration statistics, released each quarter by the Home Office, did not reveal them. Arrivals under the secret ARR scheme were “not recorded” in the figures released in August and November 2024, said Dominic Wilson, a Cabinet Office official, in a witness statement last month.

Not even included in the immigration statistics....

>>510467652
the hilarity of this will be that they will ban 4chan but not 4plebs or any other archive
so you can still browse all threads in realtime without a vpn
you just won't be able to post

>>510467725
thats true, didn't kiwifarms get binned as well? weve had a taster before with the hack, seems like they are rolling it out on porn sites, or they are saying they are and 4chan is on their radar according to some shit I read and there is no way they will assess this place and go ''yep this is a fine website'' with the bloody tranny grooming gangs, gore, cp, shooter manifestos etc

>>510467730
just straight up treason at this point

REMINDER
The thoughts and opinions of middleaged nonces- who were written off as mentally retarded by qualified medical professionals, cannot fit £15 pull up bars, fit a window blind, install ram into a mid tier pc, ride a bike, swim, tie their own shoelaces or make brinnies eat their words over bpd tublrinas they failed at catfishing, and many, many other failings- should never be entertained or considered.

>>510467652
probably yeah, 4chan is unlikely to comply with ofcom rules so will either block UK or ofcom will court order ISPs to block 4chan. ofcom is run by fat ugly menopausal women probably the same kind who think adolescence is a documentary and should be shown to all school kids

>>510467652
The government will soon control everything you can see or say on the internet. They will be the ones to form all of your opinions.

>>510467850
I have no mouth yet I must scream. I dont even see the point in only lurking, whenever I'm banned I just come off it completely because I cant call anyone a nigger.

>not a single ''nothing ever happens'' in reply to my ofcom reply

fuck its actually over isn't it

>>510467883
>cannot fit £15 pull up bars
Still creasing at that, how the fuck did he fuck that up?

>>510467900
Do you think we will enter a timeline where old Musky deploys starlink over the U.K to liberate its citizens? What a ride!

>>510467989
We know how the UK government works, especially when Labour is in power. It's over.

>>510467424
>if you're gay you get to stay
Fucking rank

>>510467864
No, the owner decided to lock out uk users from his site and his stated reason was to prevent any person from being jailed by the tyrannical uk government. Vpn's still allow access however.

Britbros..., how are the things going over there?

>>510468016
starlink will be no different. in order to operate in the UK they need a loicense, guess who issues the loicense? hint starts with O..

gonna drink cider in bed n watch tiktok

I've just been made aware of a super injunction in my y-fronts.

>>510467883
Wise words

>>510468003
The part about the Doctors rubber stamping his brain as not fit for purpose covers that

>>510468139
they seem to have far too much power

>>510468116
>bugstralian flag
>chink worship webm

>>510468102
I think you can only use vpn here with a gay pass, fuck sakes

The guy in the top post wasn't even in this country. So the ECHR has now decided people in shitholes can now make claims after being rejected for visas.

>>510467424
doubt
>>510467912
I don't have opinions anyway I just regurgitate shit I read and see here or elsewhere

>>510468209
they make billions for the government in loicenses by selling literally thin air. allocating frequencies, something they don't own. Sell 36GHz to Vodafone? that'll be £9bn please. Government will give them everything they want

>>510468291
Soon you will only be able to regurgitate opinions from the BBC and Guardian.

is there anything actually redeeming about this place, shit nature, terrible government, tiny, full of wogs, shit wages, shit taxes and an apathetic population

have a go
up the pip
10 zloty lucky dip

>>510468187

I voted for the afghans to come

>>510468374
more afghan women

>>510468374
We will soon be the world's first 100% renewable net zero AI superpower.

>>510468246
the irony of a country not even in the top 10 world economies laughing that we don't beat the world's second largest

>>510468344
I'd just stop going on the internet by that point, win win
also, proxy, vpn, tor, etc

>>510468468
but AI superpower just means that every semi okay office job gets replaced and now we all do labour whilst AI does everything so we just become enslaved to it

>>510468374
good for birds of the avian variety more fancy ones coming too as it gets warmer also natives like puffins and also noteable grey seal breeding populations which are cute other than that no

>>510468513
They can track you on all of those services, plus they're making moves towards digital ID and digital citizenship. You will need to use your always-online ID to access basic goods and services outside of the internet.

>>510468092
Can't do the time, don't do the crime. Simple as

>>510468642
>In 2023, the combined bird species indices for the UK and England continue to show an overall decline. Since 1970, the indicators have declined by 16% in both the UK and England.

> A large-scale study found that the UK has lost 73 million breeding birds since 1970

is it?

>The Afghan soldiers granted asylum will be allowed to bring their family members, meaning the number of Afghan migrants will be more like 100k-150k

https://x.com/GBPolitcs/status/1945106206126752045

>>510468716
PAYG unregistered SIM
mullvad
only problem then is you can't post on 4chan unless you buy a pass and then you'd have to give your real details to buy the pass unless you buy a dodgy pass on the darknet aint worth it really. gotta wonder why it was OK to use vpn on the sharty but not here

>>510467730
Someone rightly pointed out that for every year Bojo was in power he created another braindead unique waived visa wog scheme
>2020 Hong Kong
>2021 Afghans
>2022 Ukrainians

>>510467883
This desu

>>510467730
>>510468820
more BAMEblocks

fuck the police

>>510468820
And if anyone wants to see what the afghan soldiers in the ANA are like, watch the documentary This Is What Winning Looks Like

https://xcancel.com/AscendedYield/status/1945152385673805941#m
>So I guess the precedent has been set:
>You can silence the media with a super-injunction that not only bans reporting, but conceals the very existence of the order.
>You can spend billions of pounds without a vote, without a line in the Budget, and without the scrutiny of the Estimates process.
>You can initiate multi-year state programmes through ministerial discretion alone, avoiding legislation entirely.
>You can bypass local government and impose central decisions territorially, without notice, consultation, or statutory delegation.
>You can retrofit justifications after the fact, knowing judicial review will come too late to reverse the outcome.
>All of this has now been done. Not theorised, not proposed. Done.
The rest of the century is going to get very interesting

>I wonder if this is what labour meant by 20 billion black hole - they were telling us that there are multiple super injunctions that they cannot talk about?

>>510469362
12 years old. She's going to look 50 by the time she's 18.

If you don't have plans to leave the UK very soon, you're out of luck. Starmer will slam the doors shut before the end of his first stint as PM.

>>510468716
cool well I'll just not sign up for that lol wow that was hard
internet is peak timewaste

>>510469411
Is it hot enough to start chucking wheelie bins yet?

>>510469558
Just focus on working hard and paying your taxes like Daddy Starmer wants. It's a good thing he's saving you from this waste of time.

>>510468756
climate change bud look up literally anywhere in the world that has reputable surveys but yeah still notable geography and ecology that will always attract birds
so yes, it is

>>510468374
>is there anything actually redeeming about this place
No. I wouldn't care if I died in my sleep tonight. Not having to wake up and do another day here would be bliss.

it's fucking crackerjack
https://rumble.com/v6w7vek-regime-goes-to-war-with-native-britons.html?e9s=src_v1_sa%2Csrc_v1_sa_m%2Csrc_v1_upp_a

>>510469538
>Island
>shut the doors
weak bait

>>510467131 (OP)
Wish I had an island. Wouldn't do anything noncey with it, just want a place to live away from the horrors.

keep the goyim obtained with one of them islands

keep sliding happening threads

>>510469831
Isn't Epstein's for sale?

>>510469771
>try to move elsewhere
>get slapped with a 95% exit tax and then you have to wait a further 1-3 years until you have enough climate credits to get on a plane

>>510469831
You could rent it to the govt for housing Afghan pederasts

>>510469718
>paying your taxes
lol I'm a tax burden but yeah
you're a little fear mongering faggot who's scared of a boogie man

>>510469835
>obtained
retaded clogfaggot

>>510469959
The nudge unit has done a number on you.

>>510469875
Apparently Steve Dickoff owns it now.

>>510469888
As someone who is planning to leave England in the next few months, how realistic is this idea of an exit tax? Do you think they'll actually implement one?

This country is drowning in wogs and they all need gibs, the system is broken. They surely will start thinking of a way to stop people leaving and paying tax. Maybe they'll try to tax UK nationals abroad on their wages. I dunno.

>>510469831
Richard Branson's island is incredible

>Jury free justice
>150k rapey afgans

One could suggest a civil war has begun

>>510470031
I'd say they've done one on you, you're the one afraid of muh digital ID like it amounts to anything and won't be easily evadable

>I'm fixing immigration everyone! for the first time a "legal" migrant will receive free shit instead of an illegal one!
>now do any reform supporters feel like voting for me? haha

>>510470103
about as likely as UK leaving the ECHR
as in not at all doesn't stop him posting his bullshit though. every day.

>>510470271
Reform supporters don't even want to vote for Reform

>>510468374
>is there anything actually redeeming about this place

has anyone done that £99 pound mystery holiday thing

>>510470337
shut up and let yourself get replaced, chud

>>510467131 (OP)
What are your thoughts on the standard of non-white drivers in the UK?

What's wrong with my tomato?

I FEEL LIKE I'M SUFFOCATING

SOMEONE BLOW THE GOVERNMENT UP

BLOW

IT
ALL

U
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USE MY BONES FOR GUNPOWDER IF YOU MUST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

d;os'jfg'gjdos;gj'opdsaigj dop] gjopeda]gd as'pjogd 'jpso# dj'gpofs

epshtein

https://xcancel.com/I_amMukhtar/status/1944755067229237639

Based, this should happen to every illegal migrant monkey

>>510470517
Nice wrists

>>510470459
He's just so gormless. I'd be fascinated to see an alternate timeline where Farage dpesn't come back before last year's election, Tice remains the leader and just seeing what wet fart actually occurs.

>>510470567
Cor they're going to hang one from a tree soon. Then you'll see a real turn.

>>510470567
based

the fate of every banking guest
Expect this one is still breathing

>>510470567
Fake news its russian propaganda debunked

this shit has to stop, we have to make it stop, the criminals need to be prosecuted, their assets seized

>>510470567
they're not illegals, reee

>>510470567
I preferred the bald white cuck with a BLM tattoo getting his shit kicked in desu

>>510470537
anon, careful what you wish for, you just might get it

import 25k american big lads

>>510470537
>

>>510470883
Watched an audit video and 3 asylum seekers were actually American

>>510470951
Fleeing Drumpf

>>510470951
Fleeing Trumpo-Christofascism, obvs

>>510470811

>>510471046
>3rd iteration in 20 years
stuck culture

>>510470567
Did he try and kiddie fiddle?

>>510470567
Psyop
Crisis actor
Plant

>>510471147
Not that we know of, but it's only a matter of time tbqh

>>510468405
M&S pants?

>>510468412
Aye hounds, not people.

>It is also possible to make an application outside of Afghanistan and if successful will be supported by Embassies and High Commissions.

https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/afghanistan-resettlement-and-immigration-policy-statement/afghanistan-resettlement-and-immigration-policy-statement-accessible-version

>>510470034
Is he Church of Scotland?

Torybros..
Tori amos

>>510471046
Pedro Pascal is a cunt

sick of being replaced

>>510471051
same energy

25k Afghans will need a lot of help to settle down there here. I hope we give them all the support and resources to help them with the transition to British society.

>>510471690
so they engineered a data error to justify bringing in some fucking afghans?

Reminder that Ofcom was 'investigating' 4chan over a month ago and nothing came of it, because like I said the spooks stepped in.

>>510471690
Doesn't count. 15 second nigger, +30lb Jenrick

>>510472067
Sussex is a good lad

>>510470811
He's definitely planning his Poundland tier superhero revenge comeback
>Pratman.

>>510472067
i reckon some of them even post here after-hours, just because they like it

>>510472067
Before they can do anything, they need to formally request 4chan's compliance, then when that fails they have to issue 4chan with a fine for non-compliance, then wait for a period to see if it gets paid, and only then can they make an appeal to the courts for an ISP-level block. So it's never going to be a quick process even if it does materialise tbf

>>510472303
tfw their demand for 4chan compliance is met with

>post willy, you won't

I wonder how many Afghans have come over.

>>510471808
We'd have self flying cars and all industry and electronics would be water powered, and those machines would output clean fresh drinking water if not for the windrush

>>510472470
considering I can see them at my local coffee shop on any given day, I'd say a fucking lot of them

>>510472470
Not enough

>>510471690
>we're bringing in infinity arabs
>we call it... the Arab Scheme
>no, that's too obvious
>okay hold on i'll fix it

I wonder if this increases or decreases his next reincarnation

>>510472642
lel

>>510472554
Where are you? Honestly think there's a massive cover up if they tried to hide the fact they're smuggling 24k Afghans in what else are they covering up. They're probably getting a shit tonne of free stuff too. Hopefully there are leaks about the amount of free houses they've given out

>>510472757
They will all get houses and benefits without a doubt

Afghan refugees will get free housing
HK refugees will buy up a property as investments
Ukrainian refugees will also get free shit
Boriswavers will drive up rent and house prices

>>510472489
I feel sonic cd offers a good visualisation of england with/without bames

have a go
up the pip
10 zloty lucky dip

>>510472946
Obvs the left is without

>>510470567
>It wasn't a peaceful protest
It was mostly peaceful

>>510472695
What if someone in another floor also had to poop?

>>510467131 (OP)
to tell you the truth his island looks a bit shitty to me. branson's is much nicer.

>>510473124
Looks a bit dry innit

>tfw i will never be as chad as the 49 year old taiwanese manchild who's parents own a 100 million dollar plus business and just deives around in ferraris and pays prostitutes to touch his penis

>>510473124
But Branson's doesn't even have its own underground child-diddling complex

He said
>black people
instead of
>people of colour
Not surprising he got the sack for that desu

>>510473160
yep. looks like there's loads of nasty gunk floating in the sea too. you'd think that high level paedos had better standards wouldn't you?

https://nitter.poast.org/LeeWilson1971/status/1945160227462021470#m
>A woman I chatted to from Plymouth became estranged from her family when she married a Tunisian man, after having eight consecutive violent white English boyfriends. The denial and projection of her family is a contents page of what England is on this topic.
Sounds like bullshit.

>>510473183
>frequent cock
He (she?) definitely stole that list from andrew tate

>>510473339
https://youtu.be/GzFopaQy4Rk

>>510473309
Should just nuke it

I'm loving all the faux right wing writers getting dragged for being pro Afghans when it was fashionable. Pen unironically saved dozens of actual human lives by bringing over dogs instead. It was such a simple test and yet literally almost everyone failed, even many retards here.

>>510473435
Fuck, that was meant for >>510473332
I do cosign the comment about Andrew Tate being a homo though

>>510473183
Thaiwanese pube

>>510473222
maybe it does. i don't think caribbean islands are the best places to have underground complexes. i think the water table is too high on most of them. the tanking would be a fucking nightmare.

>>510473472
if we're nuking places we should start with israel. you don't treat the symptoms you treat the disease.

>>510472695
Poo hitting you from that height is like being hit by concrete.

>>510473275
Should've called them spear chuckers instead.

>>510468820
FOR FUCKS SAKE MAKE IT STOP

>>510467518
eeeewwww

why

>being conscripted and going through a rushed basic training and while doing the classic bayonet drills to instill aggression and being ordered to yell and screaming "FOR ISRAEL" and then getting dishonourably discharged and allowed to go home

>>510473818
48 hours to learn how to use an automatic rifle then you're off on your way

https://xcancel.com/DRDisabilityReb/status/1945113134672338993
>This is disgusting. Why would they set up a site to do this - when they know it will ramp up attacks on Motability owners and their vehicles?
PIPtriots, hold the line!

>>510473765
this is my daughter btw

>>510470567
single digitcels lap this bollocks up

>>510473970
Taxcattle is upset the rest of the country isn't tonguing Starmer's ring as hard as he is.

>>510473905
>an automatic rifle
lel, they'll be handing out Brown Bess muskets and pikes from the museums with how poorly supplied we are

>>510473970
it's waffle

>>510473970

>>510474216
why does a disabled person need a car more than someone else?

https://voca.ro/1h1QhUyI3XUl

>>510474020
>stole resources
Such a shit argument.
What resouerces were 'stolen' that they no longer have?

https://xcancel.com/dislocatedtime/status/1945176715728138478#m
>I was still in the army whilst the Afghans arrived. Settled in soldiers accommodation, driving unregistered vehicles around, dozens of men hanging around at all hours of the night. No women to be seen as kept inside. Military families felt unsafe - service wives afraid to leave their houses.
>This has directly had an impact on military retention, and ruined marriages. Untold harm. Imagine being a private on £1600 a month when the man with 3 wives and 7 kids gets £5k+ as he leers at your wife.
>This is a national disgrace.
Another wrinkle for le war footing

>>510474378
according to leftyswine logic, the people themselves are a wonderful resource that we are taking, but as usual they cannot see their hypocrisy

>>510474378
Dirt, the magic kind

>>510474315

>>510474193
It's basically just an educated guess based on the reg plate's year and whether it's exempt from the Dartford Crossing charge (which spazz chariots apparently don't have to pay)

I com from boat. I claim de bennies? you give me money? My family poor. you give me money. I want nice white wooman.

>>510474378
Their culture and technology. Trillions of pounds.

>>510474315
Are you retarded?

>>510474422
>Most still in will not discuss this openly, let alone in the press or on X due to fear of consequences. It should be known that this has reduced our national security in the following ways:
>1) reduced retention through destroying the “offer”
>2) reassigned personnel to bring them meals and literally clear up their shit, instead of conducting training or other duties.
>3) imported thousands upon thousands of barely - or unvetted - or vetted and denied but still allowed - personnel into this country.
Well you've heard of militaries as fighting forces, as nation building projects, as police forces and as sinecure projects but this might be the first military turned literally into a machildminder

Merky-ky-ky-ky
Like
My bruddas don't dab, we just Vossi bop
I tell your girl to link me at the coffee shop
Getting freaky in the sheets, we're takin' body shots
Then I finish with a facial just to top it off (Ayy)
My bruddas don't dab, we just Vossi bop
I tell your girl to link me at the coffee shop
Getting freaky in the sheets, we're takin' body shots
Then I finish with a facial just to top it off (Ayy)

>>510474677
Basically every public body in this country have been slowly turned into social workers for BAME imports

mx5 on motability

sweet

Max Tempers strikes me as a landlord ragebaiter who posts on Brit/pol/ type

>>510474875
how does this shit actually work?

Do I say I'm a spacker somewhere, then I'm allowed to rent a car?

>>510474683
>My bruddas don't dab, we just Vossi bop
I always thought it was 'my bruddas don't die, we just vossi bop', i thought it was existential commentary - laughing in the face of death

>>510474922
Sounds based

>>510475079
if you get awarded the mobility allowance benefit you can exchange it for a car basically

>>510474875
>ITS NOT FREE THERES A DOWN PAYMENT AND THE MONTHLY PAYMENTS COME OUT OF MY PIP

>>510474548
So basically it only maybe works if you're in London kek

This cheeky cunt been arrested yet?

>>510467131 (OP)
I wonder how many zoomer celebrities were conceived on that island.

>>510475219
You can get an extra £750 grant to go towards the down payment too lol

>>510474315
so the car manufacturer can drive up the prices!

thinking I might pick up heavy drinking again so I can get a new car.

>>510474631
maybe
can I get a free car

>>510474378
No point in even entertaining this logic. Like what country did the Irish colonise for immigrants to go there? (None cause they're fucking shit wahey!) Going by this logic it means the English can turn up in Italy, France, Germany and Scandinavia and claim it all for ourselves.

>>510475219
>people who need it get awarded mobility component for decades
>no problem
>turns out its cheaper and more profitable to allow them to exchange that component for a car instead of using said money for taxis, care workers and public transport
>problem

>>510473275
MASTER-BASED

>>510475079
>how does this shit actually work?
Paki goes to a bent doctor, gives bent doctor a bribe (they're from the same village in Pakistan), bent doctor issues fake disability diagnosis, paki uses that to get gibs

>>510475172
Hi max

>>510474422
I think the British soldiers who fought in Afghanistan might be the most hard done by people in human history:
>Country provided terrible education and no prospects so join the army
>Spat at by protests whilst the war is ongoing during parade marches
>Warfighting is terrifying desert nonsense full of paranoia
>See friends die
>Pointless war, tossed to the curb like a dog, see friends commit suicide and the people you were fighting invited in
it's better to die in a genocide or be put in a brazen bull

>>510474631
no, I am not retarded, although I did buy my own car so that I can have the privilege of using my able body to grind out a 9-5

>>510475411
tbf the Irish did colonise numerous countries, they were overrepresented in the colonial office as administrators and all the white dominions have significant Irish admixture. They're more able to deny culpability than the Scottish but it's still completely wrong

>>510475260
Douglas Carswell could do some nasty things to me, yes SIR

>>510475416
I'm not advocating returning to the previous scheme

I'm advocating stopping it all, completely.

>>510475625
>>people you were fighting invited in
This is like the first gulf war where they just gave sadam a talking to and just left him in power, it reveals how fake everything really is

>>510475254
You're still exempted even if you're not a London resident (it's one of the busiest bits of road in Britain after all), although disableds are just blanket exempt, even if their car's not a motability wagon. The Dart Charge happens to have a very handy online thing where you can run a reg number through and check whether it's been picked up by the cameras at Dartford, which includes an output for if the vehicle's exempt. That's what that site is drawing on AFAIK

>>510475260
I think he lives in america

>>510475836
careful, essays incumen in

>>510475625
> the poor zogbots

>>510475416
yeah buy your own cunting niggering car you spastic piece of shit

>>510475836
right because you're a retard who would rather seethe at cripples than admit to yourself you're a retard

>>510476393
>who would rather seethe at cripples
I think he'd rather just not give them cash for simply existing

>>510474422
Former soldiers need to speak out publicly about all the rape and child abuse they witnessed.

>>510475625
Don't forget chased by the courts for decisions made on the battlefield by soiberg lawyers post service

>>510475638
>tbf the Irish did colonise numerous countries, they were overrepresented in the colonial office as administrators and all the white dominions have significant Irish admixture.
This. The Irish try to do the old 'we wuz oppressed n sheeit' but it's bollocks.
There were stll many Irishmen involved in the building and running of the empire.

>>510475926
it's not their fault they didn't have a broad understanding of geopolitics and trusted themselves to tradition and the liberal elite, they are innocent

>>510475955
your mentality is just like the 'refugees' who'd abandon their country and come here in search of profit, isn't it ironic?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14906721/Account-clerk-stole-tens-thousands-pounds-copy-influencers-jailed.html

>An accounts clerk who stole tens of thousands of pounds from her work in an attempt to copy the lives of social media influencers has today been jailed.

>Emma Fairbanks, 32, used customer bank details to splurge out on lavish holidays, weight loss surgery, business class flights and expensive champagne in an attempt to follow her idols such as the Kardashian family.

>Her sumptuous lifestyle prompted suspicion from colleagues at Lookers, a used Skoda car dealership in Stockport, but Fairbanks had been insistent that her father had helped her financially.

>However, skepticism grew when she embarked on flamboyant globetrotting adventures to New York and Dubai before purchasing pricey handbags from Selfridges and a £550 spa weekend at a hotel with her mother.

>And the jig was soon up when a customer at the dealership began receiving letters from debt collectors for unpaid loans which Fairbanks had illegally set up in their name using their details.

>Bosses then uncovered 55 fraudulent transactions worth around £22,000 during an investigation - but they fear the total amount stolen is much greater.

>When quizzed, Fairbanks, who lives in a £160,000 apartment in Stockport, admitted the thefts but claimed she had been suffering from low self esteem due to weight issues and wanted to 'live like a social media influencer.'

>At Minshull Street Crown Court, Manchester, she admitted two charges of fraud and was jailed for 18 months.

Fat cunt. Also a pathetic sentence.

>>510470103
I'm moving to the Falklands, piss easy to do

>>510475926
One of our zogbots is worth ten of you frogs legs

>>510476446
and again >>510476611

Keep fantasising about a threesome with a 1980s Margot Kidder and Karen Allen.
Not even lying

>>510476611
If they want to be treated like everyone else, it means they get treated like everyone else.

Buy your own fucking car.
Fix your own fucking country.

>>510476667
Elaborate on that, because at a glance
>I don't think cripples shouldn't get cash just for being crippled
doesn't even look remotely comparable to
>I will abandon my home and demand a foreign country give me cash just for being foreign

>>510476698
who's the third person

>Jwog seething about bennies again
parasite

>>510476920
Les Dennis

4chan is getting banned next week lads

>>510470459
Within 10 years all of these cunts will be long gone, and not of natural causes.

>>510476890
>I don't want disabled people from my home country to exist if it means I get £20 extra on my tax return
looks worse than
>I will abandon my home and demand a foreign country give me cash just for being foreign

selling out your own people, disabled people none the less
that's crazy

>>510476620
that's well worth it just to go to a womans prison for 9 months
she can even use that time for weight loss

>>510475625
Didn't know you were a /mu/tant, explains a lot.
>>>/mu/127049999

>>510477074
kek

>>510477215
>disabled
>people
lol

>>510476393
I wasn't the original anon you were referring to.

But you cannot give away money for a car and not expect people to take the piss, especially in our new low trust society. Hence the increase in claims for fucking stress and anxiety.

In short, I do not want to pay for Abdul's people carrier because he married his cousin and had not one, two or even three, but four spastic kids.

>>510477126
>I don't want disabled people from my home country to exist
Well now you're just maliciously misrepresenting me, because that's totally different to what I actually said (twice!)
Shameful behaviour from you, fella

>>510477215
where do they even need to go ffs?
You can get everything delivered including food and if they don't have a job, then it's literally just for frolicking about

malpa/boggy is a PSL

>>510476620
*plap plap plap plap plap plap plap*

>>510475625
and after all that you've got brincels screeching because you've got a motability car
crazy man

>>510477448
>I don't go outside therefore disabled people shouldn't be allowed to live their lives either
amazing

This shite is deffo going to give me a headache in the morning but fuck it, couldn't leave little Pierre on the shelf, he's got a historic family
>of 2024 lmao
>inb4 fat hand
The plonk is making me a big lad.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nigg_Stone
Would I be doing a hate crime if I talked about this in public?

>>510477482
based hogplapper

>>510477074
Tragedy Fortunes.

>>510477357
>oh you fought for your country and lost limbs while doing so? well it's not like i don't want you to exist or anything but that car of yours is too new for my liking maybe you should crawl to a job instead
fantastic

>>510467131 (OP)
Rare Merchant Island

>>510477564
I don't get paid to go on a jolly somewhere dickhead

boutta be rich

>>510477828
lmao

>>510477681
>deliberately conflating genuine motability claims and bullshitters
You are a fucking clown

>>510477792
well it's not disabled peoples fault your life is shit, its yours

the motability seethe is quite funny desu
its all based on a fundamental lack of understanding on how it actually works
>reee spastics get a free car every 3 years
no they don't
they get a lease
which they pay for out of pocket
with their PIP mobility component
they pay an almost identical amount to the average private non-mobility lease too
none of you care about the reality of the situation though
you just want someone to target your anger towards because you're too cowardly to go for the state

told ya

>>510477902
okay, so by the same virtue it's disabled people's fault their life is so shit that they need handouts.

>>510477681
I'm open to the concept of partial state funding for cars which require specific disability accommodations. I can't approve of a system which grants it to anyone in receipt of PIP (a benefit which is itself far too liberally granted, for a ridiculous range of conditions)
Hell, if you really just want to make it about veterans (assuming that's not just a very crass emotional play to try and use these people as shields from criticism of your point), the obvious answer is, "just make it a unique scheme for people in receipt of AFIP specifically"

>>510477828
>z0gged by cgt

>>510477920
shut up you spastic

>>510477902
oi shitlips, you're a bit selective as to which posts you reply to:

>>510476782

>>510477887
are you retarded? everyone seething at me is pretending like veterans don't exist, like this isn't a safety net for british mothers, fathers, grandfathers for if their health eventually goes wrong just because paki fraudsters exist and you're having a go at me?

>>510477887
what bullshitters? pip fraud is only about 0.2%
you need medical history to back up your claim
are you claiming its a conspiracy and that medical professionals are knowingly bolstering people's fraudulent claims? because that would have to be the case if there were as many bullshitters as you and others claim were about

>>510478142
you talk like a genuine retard so i'd rather not

>If they want to be treated like everyone else, it means they get treated like everyone else
what the refugees?

>>510477920
they get handouts to keep the wheels turning on kikeworld economy

yeah wew lad that's much easier to stomach

>>510477920
Thought you were Billy Big Bollocks giving it large about how you're taking society for a ride and now you're a victim? Give over.

>>510478131
I'm here to assert myself as the expert once again because its necessary

>>510478142
I think its probably got something to do with the fact that you're clearly developmentally disposered and replying to you seriously is just a waste of time based on that and your single digit IQ

>>510478034
ah so you feel like you're owed handouts is that it?

>>510478107
i dont care about your personal opinions bro

>>510477920
>which they pay for out of pocket
>with their PIP

>>510478231
>it feigns confusion
the disabled people lad, are you having trouble? Maybe you are disabled

getting a motability jet next week, only have to pay £50 and get free airport parking

>>510478302
>i dont care about your personal opinions bro
>no answer
I accept your concession

>>510473818
Oh no. You’ve got it all wrong. It will be far more convoluted and homosexual than that

>>510478380
>Fix your own fucking country
what the disabled people should fix britain while able bodied people sit back and watch? you are retarded aren't you?

Indian engagement farmer trying to stir up trouble
Don't believe the lies

>>510478302
Am I entitled to handouts?

>>510478284
REMINDER
The thoughts and opinions of middleaged nonces- who were written off as mentally retarded by qualified medical professionals, cannot fit £15 pull up bars, fit a window blind, install ram into a mid tier pc, ride a bike, swim, tie their own shoelaces or make brinnies eat their words over bpd tublrinas they failed at catfishing, and many, many other failings- should never be entertained or considered.

>>510478284
not an argument

>>510478404
>I'm open to
i literally dont care what you're open to incel

> can't approve of a system which grants it to anyone in receipt of PIP
second sentence in and you're already wrong, what's the point in me reading the rest

>>510477576
today is the anniversary of titus breaching the walls of jerusalem, it would be rude not to celebrate

>>510478496
find out
https://www.gov.uk/browse/benefits

Harvest PIPtoids for organs

>>510478449
Do the disabled people want to be treated like everyone else?
[yes]
Okay, but that means they must get treated like everyone else. Which means you must buy your own car for fannying about in.
[no]
Okay, here's your free money you fucking spastic.

Pipchads should be allowed to carry roman era swords as a force equaliser

Shoulda used his teeth the heathen

>>510478549
Would there be a Netflix movie about such frolicking?

>>510478263
no its because welfare is meant to be preventitive
its meant to make sure that people with difficulties don't cause further difficulties to the society at large through the worsening of their conditions causing further strain on the system

>>510478269
>Thought you were Billy Big Bollocks giving it large about how you're taking society for a ride
show me one instance of me saying this
you won't
>and now you're a victim
show me one instance of me saying this
you won't

>>510478328
>moving the goalposts
nice try but no
pipmongs are out of pocket if they're on motability because they pay for the lease directly out of ther pip, its their entire mobility component

spay and neuter pipmongs

>>510478706
What a rip off

>>510478159
>everyone seething at me is pretending like veterans don't exist, like this isn't a safety net for british mothers, fathers, grandfathers for if their health eventually goes wrong
That's what it should be. It shouldn't be abused. That's my point you stupid cunt. >>510477357 is spot on. Bad faith arguing from you lumping in fraudsters with legitimate cases.

>>510478302
And that response sums you up. What a fucking gimp you are.

>>510478716
you can help people without throwing money at them, and you can certainly do it without feeding into a corrupt finance system.

JIM

B
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>>510478531
>i literally dont care
Yet here you are, talking to me, retard
>second sentence in and you're already wrong,
Sorry, you're right there, it's only open to 1/3 of PIP claimants, not all of them. Makes no difference on my overall point, that PIP is far too liberally granted, and therefore not a good basis for deciding who gets on the scheme. But good for you.
>what's the point in me reading the rest
You probably did read it, just couldn't formulate a counterargument because you're not very bright.

>>510478691
you're asking yourself pre planned questions that have nothing to do with the conversation and answering them like you've practiced in front of a wall, maybe try the wall again? perhaps lick a window?

>>510478816
>you can help people without throwing money at them
you literally can't because help requires time and resources
and time and resources cost money
you fucking retard lmfao

>>510478716
If we stopped welfare payments in this country, every single problem we have would be fixed within a week. You wouldn’t “rise up”, you’d just shrivel and die

>>510478707
they'd never make a tv show or film showing a white man conquering jewish jerusalem

>>510478850
you aren't going to have it both ways m'laddio

>>510478811
>Bad faith arguing from you lumping in fraudsters with legitimate cases.
as opposed to him who said no disabled person should be supported british or not? you fucking retard

>>510478885
True, especially Hollywood

>>510478825
There shouldn’t be disability benefit here at all. If you got blown up in a war or have been in some sort of accident at work then fair enough but all the people born with it and those who self inflicted should be given nothing. They are nothing so they get nothing

>>510478880
not an argument

the land should be divided up for people who receive pip and non disabled people should have to swear fealty to the nearest one

>>510478716
>>moving the goalposts
That's not moving the goalposts, their PIP is paid to them by the state in the first place. A bit of their regular state support gets earmarked for Motability each month. They're not losing anything

>>510478878
you sound jewish as FUCK lol
>no you can't do that, it's not possible
>you can't just encourage women to have more babies it simply won't work!!!
fuck off

>>510478716
>because they pay for the lease directly out of ther pip
Kek shut up you tard

>>510478825
pip doesn't grant anyone a car, you need to be awarded the higher mobility component, which most people on pip don't get
your whole point was everyone gets it
>You probably did read it
if that's what you need to tell yourself to feel noticed

new
>>510479003
>>510479003
>>510479003

>>510478911
>Do the disabled people want to be treated like everyone else?
you are a bit of a retard though aren't you?

>>510478983
>If you got blown up in a war
Lol no.

>>510479019
>>510479022
didn't read the thread
josh chatting shit again?

>>510479033
>you need to be awarded the higher mobility component, which most people on pip don't get
Right, 36% do
>your whole point was everyone gets it
I just reiterated my point; that PIP is too liberally granted, for a ridiculous range of conditions, and therefore not a good basis for any further schemes. Even just 1/3rd of PIP claimants getting it doesn't resolve that point.
>tell yourself to feel noticed
You're still replying to me, you retard.

>>510479163
already seething in the next thread

>>510479163
Josh trying to claim he isn't a leech when he'd be better off saying he is and having a laugh about it.

>>510479187
>You're still replying to me
do you feel like you have friends? not so lonely now? maybe the world isn't so dark after all and disabled people can live now you have someone to talk to
kys

>>510479274
That's a very seethey response

>>510478983
we should be putting the physically infirm into spaceships
would sort all the incels out
>here's a space waifu
>go explore
>>510479208
day ending in y

>>510479325
I accept your concession billy no mates

>>510479079
notice how it doesn't answer the question

>>510479383
>your concession
Surely you conceded by resorting to ad hom at the first sign of an argument you couldn't counter?

>>510478716
Oh you're spiralling, hope you get the treatment you need man it's shit to see people left behind by the state, all too common now unfortunately.

>>510467131 (OP)
>what did he need the cement for

i know we joke a lot but where do i sign up for this?