4th shit of the morning feels like my asshole is dry heaving fucking jews did this

how and why would the jews want to make you poopoo?

>>510473702 (OP)
>my asshole is dry heaving
please tell me more anon

>>510473702 (OP)
That’s nothing. Every day I have painful liquid shit come out six to seven times a day.
For sure Shlomo had something to do with it.

>>510474016
Every time I take a shit it feels like I'm throwing up out of my asshole you know when you dry heave when you throw up out of your mouth that feeling you get when the gag reflex hits and you can't stop it imagine that but coming out of your ass

>>510474049
>>510474335
The jews did this!

>>510474049
Ah used to have that but i chilled on the booze so now sometimes i even have a solid shit.

I feel ya i always wished i had baby whips but never did just cheap tp made out of sandpaper and razor blades.

>>510474490

>>510473702 (OP)
How many beers did you drink last night?
>t. had 3 shits thus far 15 last night

>>510475041
None

I told you jews did this it just a coincidence that I Fried a chicken breast last night that I'm not sure I cooked all the way through.

>>510474652
I don’t drink alcohol. I have two cups of black coffee in the morning and sometimes a glass of water before bed.

>>510475431
Love me some tasty salmonella every once in a while. Really cleans out your digestive tract.

>>510475652
I think my years of Drinking Made Me develop irritable bowel syndrome but I'm not quite sure cuz I'm not sure if what I'm feeling is that cuz I'm not sure what irritable bowel syndrome is I just know it gives you fucked up shits.