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Anonymous (ID: mRoYoPR8) United States No.510473702 [Report] >>510474016 >>510474049 >>510475041
4th shit of the morning feels like my asshole is dry heaving fucking jews did this
Anonymous (ID: rS4UybQj) United States No.510473817 [Report]
how and why would the jews want to make you poopoo?
Anonymous (ID: mGj4mjUM) Switzerland No.510474016 [Report] >>510474335
>>510473702 (OP)
>my asshole is dry heaving
please tell me more anon
Anonymous (ID: UYfSlD7A) United States No.510474049 [Report] >>510474490 >>510474652
>>510473702 (OP)
That’s nothing. Every day I have painful liquid shit come out six to seven times a day.
For sure Shlomo had something to do with it.
Anonymous (ID: mRoYoPR8) United States No.510474335 [Report] >>510474490
>>510474016
Every time I take a shit it feels like I'm throwing up out of my asshole you know when you dry heave when you throw up out of your mouth that feeling you get when the gag reflex hits and you can't stop it imagine that but coming out of your ass
Anonymous (ID: mGj4mjUM) Switzerland No.510474490 [Report] >>510474751
>>510474049
>>510474335
The jews did this!
Anonymous (ID: mRoYoPR8) United States No.510474652 [Report] >>510475652
>>510474049
Ah used to have that but i chilled on the booze so now sometimes i even have a solid shit.

I feel ya i always wished i had baby whips but never did just cheap tp made out of sandpaper and razor blades.
Anonymous (ID: mRoYoPR8) United States No.510474751 [Report]
>>510474490
Anonymous (ID: N9LE5fZJ) Canada No.510475041 [Report] >>510475431
>>510473702 (OP)
How many beers did you drink last night?
>t. had 3 shits thus far 15 last night
Anonymous (ID: mRoYoPR8) United States No.510475431 [Report] >>510475737
>>510475041
None

I told you jews did this it just a coincidence that I Fried a chicken breast last night that I'm not sure I cooked all the way through.
Anonymous (ID: UYfSlD7A) United States No.510475652 [Report] >>510476783
>>510474652
I don’t drink alcohol. I have two cups of black coffee in the morning and sometimes a glass of water before bed.
Anonymous (ID: mGj4mjUM) Switzerland No.510475737 [Report]
>>510475431
Love me some tasty salmonella every once in a while. Really cleans out your digestive tract.
Anonymous (ID: mRoYoPR8) United States No.510476783 [Report]
>>510475652
I think my years of Drinking Made Me develop irritable bowel syndrome but I'm not quite sure cuz I'm not sure if what I'm feeling is that cuz I'm not sure what irritable bowel syndrome is I just know it gives you fucked up shits.