Thread 510485388

>Heathrow boss 'proud' of response to power outage chaos
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c1mn1klj4e4o

>Rachel Reeves: I will not 'tax and spend'
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c78eg7dp9ypo

>Archaeologists uncover Bronze Age stone circle
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c5y06r662jzo

>Man dies while open water swimming in lake
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/ceqjewz9en4o

>Hamilton hits out at 'yapping' critics after China sprint win
https://www.bbc.com/sport/formula1/articles/c78egyj4ng3o

>Why was a white balloon flying across the UK?
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/clyrpyk5re8o

>Tumour removal was 'hardest thing', Davina McCall tells Comic Relief
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/clyd58j2xg4o

>Adolescence writer calls for 'radical action' not role models
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c0egyyq1z47o

I can see where that might be true

Being a taxpayer in the yookay is suffering.

dry bulk carrier nationalism

>>510485496
Fuck off Cleatus

Stop arguing with josh ffs hes using a chat bot

>>510485466
one in the stink two in the brown

>>510484654 #
>>510485064 #
>>510485210 #
not sure what pube is on about exactly but he’s half right, basically you want to book a slot, any slot via the dvla website, even if it’s in 8 to 12 months which it probably will be, once that’s paid and booked download an app called ‘Driving test NOW’ on your phone, you pay a small fee and you select a date range that you want to actually take your test in. You can choose to either have it auto book you a new slot as soon as someone cancels their test (and many people will) or just notify you and you can manually accept to rebook. You can do this multiple times until you have a reasonably near test date iirc, it was the only way i was able to pass without giving up

Another snout in the trough

Are we tune posting?
https://youtu.be/JofwEB9g1zg
Love these fruity fuckers like you wouldn't believe, grew up with my Bazza uncles blasting them in their cars.

Good evening, lads
Or should I say, "good seethening"?

>>510485767
>>510485679
>basically you want to book a slot, any slot via the dvla website
i forgot about this step and the auto book feature but everything else i've said was right

>half right
fucking fight me

>>510485728
last post
I won
all your arguments are therefore rendered null and void

Gobbo on the Ropes
With his bennymong copes
Brain as smooth as glass
Straight from the spakker class
Thinks he cannot lose
But he cannot tie his shoes
Gets blackout drunk
On 3% booze

anyway i'm 98% sure he got scammed by a jeet since one of his first posts was something about 'buying driving tests on facebook' or something

>>510485864
kek
how many times have you had to pass

Bit of a weird thing for him to tweet out

>>510485969
bogdan is literally a multigeneral lolcow and pays men to send him dick pics to claim as his own, also he’s a Roma lmao

>>510485987
theory 49/50 1st time
driving not 1st time but i've never had more than 2 minors

>>510485812
Not looking good for Rach right now https://archive.is/H8QVO

>>510485388 (OP)
>Rachel Reeves: I will not 'tax and spend'
>https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c78eg7dp9ypo

Lets be real, this is what Rachel Reeves budget is doing to the economy.

https://files.catbox.moe/amxv9p.webm

>>510485689
yeah fair

>>510485980
that’s fuckin hilarious wtf
my instructor was a G and told me about the app from the get go

>>510485921
that was my post and you have no way of proving otherwise

>>510485822
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lc7dmu4G8oc

On an offtopic subject, when do you know it's time to leave the UK behind for good, my street is not getting any younger and the wogs are creeping in slowly, there's builders families living nearby, do I leave when their kids grow up and the whole street is wogged out? is it a feeling, you just know its' your time to go?

>>510486162
yeah same
took mine for a spin in the m5 he was sound about it too

>>510485864
Love the yellow lights.
Used to have some on my Focus.

>>510486099
>Which had begun under the Conservatives
Classic Uniparty

>>510486095
major faults were a bitch usually the examiner chatting some shit that throws you off or some general stupid shit happening in your test, i passed 3rd time

>>510486196
>when do you know it's time to leave the UK behind for good
The old one is when the bins stop getting collected
So if you're in Brum, 4 months ago

Did you know that if you speak to a chatbot long enough it eventually develops sentiency

>>510486124
if she isn't tax and spending, then she's inflation spending or using debt and keeping interest rates low on purpose to get cheap money. more magic money trickery from the woman in complaints department.

>>510485864
the red looks so nice in this pic

>>510485388 (OP)
Do we know who the women are yet?

>>510485388 (OP)
i ordered a new car today
i am excited
it has been a while
i ordered a car right before covid lockdowns started and i backed out of taking delivery
i am excited

>>510486247
https://youtu.be/w2Yh9sxfTd8

>>510486268
Literally a repeat of the Chagos nonsense

>>510486387
Are we absolutely certain it wasn't just an overenthusiastic Morrisons customer trying to collect their shopping?

>>510486335
>if she isn't tax and spending, then she's inflation spending
Coin clipping it is then.

>>510485969
https://voca.ro/1t6FEwazUns9
I'm the lone ranger
brit/pol/ invader
your daughter? I'm gonna take her
her virginity? thats for me
your dirty face? let me see
I got bars
don't need no cars
I catch the bus
where is the puss
sat at the back
gimme dat
oh you got kids?
come eat my jizz
cya later, alligator
yeah I'd fuck ye
but I wouldn't date ye
cry all you like
I'm josh the kike
the master race
with the handsome face
cope and seethe
put away ye wizard's sleeve
I'm out the door
you dutty whore

>>510485388 (OP)
Was in bongland once, favorite part was the cars. Cheers.
P.S. insanely jealous You have skyline gtr there.

>>510486486
poast the pass out cover

>>510486434
>Are we absolutely certain it wasn't just an overenthusiastic Morrisons customer trying to collect their shopping?
Are you saying they could be a trio of Karens?

>>510486649
https://voca.ro/1jvHMPuhhiUn

>>510486291
what you got now

>>510486671
That's pretty much indirect evidence that the civil service is involved in this black market.

https://x.com/GBPolitcs/status/1945220572390047803

fucking kek no reason for them to say this other than trolling

>>510485996
Mental that Epstein killed himself when he was set to be exonerated because there was absolutely no evidence of wrongdoing.

>>510486623
we started being able to imported them years ago now. is there a certain gen you're waiting for? i saw the car savagegeese did a video on driving around before covid, as an example

>>510486754
fiesta mk4

wrote a full paragraph in response to the failing driving tests thing but i feel like it was a bit of a crash out so i deleted it

it didnt hurt my ego i promise

also for fun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-Rxy6OukvU

>>510486849
He didn't want everyone to know he gets no pussy, better if everyone thinks you're a vile nonce than an incel

Josh is a paedophile

>>510486902
>it didnt hurt my ego i promise
it actually doesn't

telling people i didn't pass first time however

>>510486883
ah its you

>>510486968
josh fucks men

>>510485466
hold on so dead people can be victims? I think not, not that necrophiliacs shouldn't be executed but she is the victim not her dead child

>>510487005
he has actual child porn on his computer and posts it in /uhg/ and other places

>>510486486
But you cannot get a woman lol
Absolute delusion

>>510486968
>Barbados

The court transcripts from this Afghan thing are fucking mental telegraph.co.uk/gift/e3d93ea1ee068162

>>510486998
im like you in the alternate timeline where you’re a broke ass nigga

>>510487170
is he forced to be here or something? i don't really get the backstory other than the oddly shaped body that gets posted in these threads on occasion

>>510486402
what car?

>>510487336
he's here because he has narcisstic personality disorder, and this is the only place he can't really be banned from because he samefags on multiple vpns/devices to call himself a "good lad" and agree with himself.

>>510487319
kinda broke its relative i think
loved saying im hood rich before that became a clothing brand

>>510487350
i couldn't find an open m2 order slot so... a supra. i'm going to do another retard build and i don't want to build another rs3 / 2.5t car. b58s are already in the 7s, so money will be a limit before power

>>510487336
Josh here ama

>>510486729
based af

>>510486099
Lol

it took seeing dorks wearing hoodrich hoodies to see how cringe i was being

I truly don't think there is a line that could be crossed that would cause people to overthrow the government, except kate middleton being raped

Uh oh

>>510486196
Absolute tune I love The Kinks. Here's the based Australian smackhead (check out Mutiny by The Birthday Party) version of Billy Idol's best song.
https://youtu.be/bFQxSiWGDCc

>>510487530
ah drag racing
not my thing

>>510487746
Imagine all the other things about you that are cringe that you've just not realised yet

>>510487774
>except kate middleton being raped
im confused are we pro or against this cauldy?

>>510487840
more running from police and roll races

>>510487859
talking to you for one
gahh

>>510487746
trapstar tracksuit

>>510487005
He's too weak to even attempt that, he just looks at kids online and wanks his electrolytes dry.

>>510487799
Uh oh

>>510487746
i think hoodrich is something worse than cringe

>>510487774
seen her on the covers of the women’s mags looking half expired, they’re killing her soon

>>510487971
he could probably overpower this guy
https://xcancel.com/Breaking911/status/1945188965176201426

>>510487885
post some pics man

>>510488059
i have posted pics before fren. the rs3 at the las vegas race track. hi again :)

>>510488028
before the clothing brand though
being hood rich was a thing

>>510487929
Like using the word dork

this would go hard if i had zero fucks left to give tbf

>>510487774
Pigeon Detectives ritually killing The Enemy in Cov town centre to establish dominance whilst Ricky Wilson looks on drinking sparkling wine.

>>510488132
ok dork

>>510488001
This just gets more absolutely retarded the more info comes out

>>510485864
What a fagmobile I'd be suicidal if I had a car payment on that pos. Lmao

>>510488329
wagons are better than fat fuck american suvs that just fuck our roads up

>>510488329
hating on Subaru is loser behaviour

>>510485812
she's cute

>>510488329
>car payment
go watch your pump advertisements man

>>510488176
Don't worry lad, I'm totally sure that's the only cringe thing you do all the time but don't realise

Bikes > cars

>>510487275
obscene.

g'day cunts
how's the weather?

>>510488440
keep that same energy when your head gasket goes

>>510488499
This.

Pube could hack a bike tho, had to run back to his cage.

>>510488499
I genuinely think I'd kill myself on a bike.

>>510488710
They do look / sound like they'd be as fun if not a lot more

>>510488440
No. Hating a ricer fag soo-buh-woo is not is not loser behavior in the least. The gay hood scoop makes it go faster. Fyi

>>510487876
i don't want kate middleton to be raped... but i do want the government to be overthrown

>>510488710
same
took 2 to realise it's not feasible to ride like i can drive a car

>>510488625
no problem passing bikes in the diesel merc on the twisties its all good man

>>510488823
You're the guy with the a3, right?

>>510488778
That sounds eerily like you're volunteering to carry out an unpleasant act

>>510488176
My mates auntie called one of his relatives a dork for not knowing who Scooter was within the last 10 years lol. Carling drinkers.

>>510488767
>makes it go faster
wow fucking retahd ova heaaaa

>>510488778
https://youtu.be/L_uBH9vWV4M

>>510485864
nice lesbian car, is it the 2.5T?

>>510488931
ye

>>510488944
based aunt

>>510488710
>I genuinely think I'd kill myself on a bike
If you don't, someone else will

>>510489097
love the backgrounds in your pics, some really nice places

Alcoholic and schizophrenic here. Bought 20 beers with my pip, iron maiden trooper and coniston bluebird bitter. Good times.

>>510489070
ye

>>510489164
ye

Mad how Australia was almost Dutch, so you would be left to ponder the horrors of that goofy ass language with an Australian accent, but yet somehow Australian Dutch actually manages to exist anyway. It's called Frisian.

https://youtu.be/ekbrF0qzWYU

>>510488244
He must have really feared for his life if he was going to leak his own personal details to the people allegedly trying to kill him.
This whole debacle is increasingly making me think that we're entering a real revolutionary period, late Bourbon Britain

>>510488935
i have no intention of raping kate middleton at this moment in time

>>510489188
wow it looks nice, I do prefer blob eyes aesthetic though. How many head gaskets have you gone through?

>>510485388 (OP)
These women need boxes of Cheese-Its.

i really do need a phone that doesn't do all this hdr filter stuff
it ruins some photos

>>510489329
>blob eye
*bug eye

>>510488744
2 jews and a fag, I'm sure they've got everyone's best interests at heart

U lads got more info on this?
>>510489278

>>510489329
1, i didnt own it long and it made me swear of turbocharged subarus
had a 3 litre legacy before and that was bulletproof

>>510487275
This is the £22bn black hole.

>>510489188
https://youtu.be/H1oHgM2ZNNI
FUARK IM DRUNK

>>510489155
"accidentally"
I doubt anyone even got fired

>>510489303
>search: south Sudanese blue
Kek. Calling jet black niggers blue or purple is a VERY old timey american south racism. That particular racism would have been outdated to my grandfather. Amazing

>>510489317
Do keep us posted in the event something changes

>>510489460
They got lost in the sauce getting fisted to pounding Industrial Techno.
https://youtu.be/ZFspOYo8wWQ
Maybe they'll appear in Jakarta or Sofia in 20 years.

Horsenonce btfo

>>510489727
Any names?

>>510489535
ye

>>510489415
Kind of disturbed seeing the car's poop in the picture.

>>510489097
Then I'm right. We've talked a couple times before.

>>510489764
Nobody cares

Thread theme
https://youtu.be/SRbhLtjOiRc?feature=shared

ngl jealous of chads with running automobiles :|

Thinking about dumping some Lucas into my gas tank to join the Techron and 2 cans of Seafoam High Mileage.

>>510489764
>Horsenonce
Oh ffs. Ducknonce, crynonce, Jnonce, and now horsenonce? How many named nonces are there?

>>510489833
idk im usually high asf

>>510489503
>3 litre legacy before and that was bulletproof
would love to own an H6 someday and slam it like a douchebag. Say what you will, but the 1st and 2nd gen has such a nice aesthetic when it's lowered

>>510489552
Careful handling them blue gums if they bite you it will get infected.

>>510489866
Had one paid off for a year now I have. But I'll be getting a Tesla just as soon as I have the cash to buy it all in one payment. It's just the superior platform in so many ways.

>>510489886
They're all one person
Bogdanicus spasticus

I'm scizo (medically) and I have this terrifying nightmare i'm messing with this metal ball puzzle that is red hot molten metal in the middle. Then it cuts to me being back in highschool and some lad is bumming another lad violently in the classroom.

I'm full on christian now from the trauma of my experiences but I still think i'm going to the inferno.

>>510487550
Why can't you get a woman or tie your own shoes?

>Afghans unironically make top tier grilled meat that makes the Pakis look like amateurs, my cousin married one after going into business with her dad and converting but it's honestly top tier food.
What's Afghan fanny like though?
Must rank as being one of the rarest types of bame fanny; most bame fanny enthusiasts will never get a a chance at sticking their willies in an Afghan one.

>>510487275
are we fully bled dry yet?

>>510488625
if you ride like this often, you will die

>>510490254
It must be shit seeing as Afghans prefer bussy

>>510489923
There was a black woman from Georgia who kept an African funeral song from Sierra Leone alive, and with perfectly preserved lyrics, though she didn't know what they meant. Linguists took her 20th century recording and traced the origin language which had gone extinct in america centuries ago.

Just think, now that you've got niggers, your descendants will be able to do this too. Long after you've got an official language (English: UK - Roadman) and everyone is forced to learn it, some curious young lads will find a council estate where everyone still sings in the long-forgotten language of Patois!

>>510490261
>There is a risk of not being able to give Afghans as much free shit as they would like, which could lead to them becoming terrorists

>>510490268
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MP1eBxROP4k

Poor lil horsenonce

You're so vain
You probably think this post is about you

>>510490319
bacha bazi as they call it?

https://xcancel.com/RuthfulThe/status/1945205761564393477#m
>This phenomenon began in the context of A8 accession & asylum crisis.
>You can see the creation of a dichotomy that would repeat post-Brexit: a Worthy but Betrayed foreigner (Iraqi interpreter today, Indian Doctor tomorrow) set against the Unworthy (asylum seeker; E. European).
>If "immigration" as a phenomenon had long been a proxy battle for the nature of, and mastery over, the state, it appears to have been a game the military right was willing to dip their toe in to "get their own back".
I fucking hate the mewling from military cretins about how we have to save the little wogerinos

>You also have to factor in the totalitarian degree of Atlanticism amongst the military/defence establishment (by which I mean that, much as in Stalin’s Russia, no other opinion is even thinkable, much less viable) which in turn means that these people imbibed the “Good Iraqi” narrative that the GWB admin was pushing from 2002-2008 with at least as much fervour as the WMD stuff, if not more. Every single British Tory, every last one, would have called you a traitor for even mildly expressing skepticism of that worldview.

>>510490007
>Bogdanicus spasticus
At least he owns a house (its called a flat) (its also called a HMO).

By the way, the overly warm and welcoming Norge lads gave me some fresh lore about him. His Polish larp character is known as "malpa", so if you see polish flags on /int/ bantering about that name, it's boggo, or "argentinianon", since he is actually Argentine

>>510486863
One of these sexy beasts. I think the r33 is the best looking model out of all of them. Only downside is I think they are only available in wrong hand drive but I'm sure I could adapt.

>>510489449
Mental how brit/pol/ jumps to the defence of muzzie rapists these days. Nudge unit really has done a number on you.

>>510490600
they were absolutely destroying him lmao

>>510490052
>“It is not because I have been preserved from mortal sin that I lift up my heart to God in trust and love. I feel that even had I on my conscience every crime one could commit, I should lose nothing of my confidence: my heart broken with sorrow, I would throw myself into the Arms of my Saviour. I know that He loves the Prodigal Son, I have heard His words to St. Mary Magdalen, to the woman taken in adultery, and to the woman of Samaria. No one could frighten me, for I know what to believe concerning His Mercy and His Love. And I know that all that multitude of sins would disappear in an instant, even as a drop of water cast into a flaming furnace.”

>>510490600
They're good lads over there, very welcoming yes

>>510490567
We really owe a tremendous debt to the cunts that sold out their home so they could have McDonalds and dancing boys, then folded like a house of cards the minute we started packing up to go home

>>510490563
the bacha bazi bussy buffet

>>510490254
If they have to veil their birds, you can assume they're probably munters

importing all those afghans is completely and utterly unhinged behaviour
especially when we know descendants of immigrants tend to be more radical and bonkers
just fucked, completely fucked

wish we had car culture fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKqkJ3TzVqY

>>510490874
If it's what the government wants, who are we to argue with it?

Cars are shit

Travel by road roller

>>510491001
Just wait until we're completely net zero and road tax is abolished.

>>510490612
all 33's are over 25 now go for it man

>>510491041
ill be out here rolling coal still

>>510491007
good point, i should be quiet, the experts know best as we've seen i'm just a layman and have no formal political qualifications, whereas these are the best and brightest of our elite institutions
they are simply orders of magnitudes better than me
i should remain silent and let the geniuses do their work

Drunk hehe

>>510489985
Where do you put the seafoam?

>>510490203
the jews, the jews, the jews, the jews

>>510490874
It makes perfect sense. They won't assimilate. They will make you accept them. The net result is more noncery. Bringing in Afghans is a sensible, level-headed approach to get the noncing rates way up if that's what the government wants. And it is what they want. So just relax. Nobody unhinged is in control of anything. Only very stable people who want there to be more nonces.

Imagine a Reform government dealing with half a dozen ongoing super injunctions to the tune of tens of billions

>>510491091
What will you do when they shut the petrol stations down?

>>510485864
Nice wagon. I always liked the Hawkeye subaru. Shame they didn't make them for long.

>>510491001
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Vb5LwKHFDg

Road roller

>>510491228
You'd have to pray there was one poorly vetted bloke among them who just makes a mad dash off the reservation and leaks it all to the public

>>510491228
>super injunctions
Fucks sake. I don't know what a "super injunction" is, but it sounds more dreadful than I care to imagine

>>510491347
>needs to be serviced every 5 mins
lol

Road roller.

>>510491215
>They won't assimilate
who wants them to assimilate, I just want them gone, all of them and the jew scum and their collaborators who created this mess too

>>510491388
"a super-injunction is a type of injunction that prevents publication of information that is in issue and also prevents the reporting of the fact that the injunction exists at all."

>>510490254
>and converting

>>510491423
lush

>>510491388
Something you're not allowed to talk about, and you're also not allowed to talk about the fact you're not allowed to talk about it
>>510491371
You'd hope that a serious Reform (lol, lmao even) which got into government would voluntarily ditch the super injunctions as a sign of good faith and reverse the policy decisions but this is Farage/Tice/Yusuf we're talking about

>>510491399
Bit like your mum
Wahey

Any of you hot 10/10 lesbians into anal?

>>510491463
It stops you reporting on the injunction but it doesn't stop you reporting the super injunction.

these hoes wanna fuck my car

I used to own a hyundai i10, but someone crashed into it when it was parked and I got 3k.

It's a good car casually but a white knuckle ride on the motorway at high speeds.

>>510491399
>worried about servicing

Get an e scooter

>>510491347
https://youtu.be/MzGnX-MbYE4
Elmer is a namefag so why should it be
You and I should get along so awfully?

we need mega injunctions

>>510490874
>importing all those afghans is completely and utterly unhinged behaviour
are we all forgetting the 1 million+ coming here legally? we've been fucked for a while already. at some point this house of cards will collapse.

Apparently coked up tommy robinson took lauren southern to romania and she was raped by andrew tate, the muslim pimp

https://x.com/lucymarionbrown/status/1945263443075854569/photo/1

>>510491703
Chicken tikka masala and Reggae.

>>510491638
>likes to pay over the odds for a japanese rice rocket that breaks down regularly
don't you ride a fag bike and admire men in leathers?

>>510491638
I need a folding e-bike that's cheap and gets 60 miles of range.

>>510491461
>>510491463
Sweet Jesus that's just dire. It can't even be called grim anymore. It's utterly perilous. I thought the jewdiciary was fucked here, taking the powers of the legislature and executive and now even the regulatory bodies. Yours has claimed the power of supreme leader. These jewdges better pray they can subdue the english for every generation from now into eternity, because if their control grid fails for even a day, they will be dragged out of their homes, put on a mock trial at Spacker's Corner, and thrown into gibbets over Piccadilly circus.

>>510491823
That’ll be rabbit

>>510491847
you want to ride a bicycle 60 miles?
you delivering pizzas lad?

>>510491461
contra mundum would be a dope motto

>>510491744
>What would Pete do?
https://youtu.be/Vy2kXN9lLJY

am in bed lads

>>510491703
The 23,900 Afghans came here legally. And were then excluded from official migration statistics because of the state secrecy around Operation Rubific.

>>510491847
Bauer rollers

>>510491957
probably run away, like he did from mark blancos lifeless body on video lol

>>510491647
She broke the ercol

>>510492054
>Epstein and dentist chairs

>>510491960
You forgot to lock the front door.

>>510491347
still love these

weird innit

>>510491056
Guess I haven't checked the market recently. Holy hell.

https://classics.autotrader.com/classic-cars-for-sale/nissan-skyline-for-sale

>>510492340
Is that the tranny Tory?

gonnae watch porn even though i don’t enjoy it in the slightest. Night lads

they ride the bus

tits

about to watch a 2001 Japanese movie called 'Suicide Club'. Recently watched Ichi the Killer and survival style 5. Japanese films from the early 2000s just do it better than modern movies.

Highly recommended.

>>510492054
What would you have done if you were coked up and a stedded bodyguard threw someone you didn't like over a balcony? Don't say go to confession this was in the 00s.

tiny Chinagirl is coming over again
going to wash my garbage so it's clean for her

savage

>>510492429
kek, this made me cackle ngl

>>510492724
Based

>>510492665
i was 10 in 2006 so probably cried

>>510492391
Another American nappy troon.

>>510491945
>contra mundum
Reminds me of an amusing story of an absolute muppet who got a face tattoo in a language he doesn't speak
>work at a major international tourist destination
>trying to be polyglot for customer service, so studied many languages, including Arabic
>wiggest wigger customer has Arabic face tattoo
>انا ضد تعليم
>immediately stifle laughter, but no use, he's caught me, starts getting aggressive thinking I'm laughing because he has a face tattoo
>"ayy blud what da fuk so funny?"
>"oh just something I remembered from earlier that was funny. Hey cool tat, what does it say?"
>"it say me against da world"
>exactly what I expected he thought it said, fuck up and start laughing again
>"if sum'n funny just fuk'n say it!"
>"alright alright then, it's not a big deal. are you absolutely sure the tattoo says that?"
>color drains out of his face, tough guy expression quickly turns to a cowering eye contact
>"y-yeah...they told me so. They even showed me on the translator"
>"well, it's very close to that. Arabic is a Semitic language, so almost all words are made up of a three consonant root. That word has the same root as "world", but it's actually a different word
>"what it say then?"
>"well, you've asked. Please don't shoot the messenger. It actually says education."
>"haha! good one bruh, you had me going there for a second"
>it wasn't a bit
>he really got "I'm against education" tattooed on his face in a language he doesn't speak

>>510492877
>clown girls in diapers

>>510492299
>excessive checking
autism that is

>>510492724
>when he looks over at the end

>>510492885
top motor that

>>510492340
KEK WHAT THE FUCK NIGGA

>>510492841
I was 12 but I was already being fed booze and weed on my council estate retarded upbrining so I think I would've run run run (probably checked his pockets, I'm a better man now I've moved away)
https://youtu.be/Idv8E-cg-us

>>510493195
Handy af

want a motorhome
sounds kinda old man but i like the idea of being able to go wherever i want and then sleep in a motorhome, with all the shit too not some fuckin panel van with a bed but the whole works. TV, sink, cooker, shower, starlink

>>510493276
Get a boat home. You can live on the rivers and never see diversity or pay council tax again

>>510491939
No, to keep in my trunk (boot) in case my car craters, since it's basically apparently dying.

>>510493338
just have to have a canal loicense, an environment agency loicense, a boat loicense, and you're restricted to canals and shit and 3mph
nah
I do own a boat though but its for fishing kek

>>510492340
REKT TRANNY IN A MINISKIRT WEARING A NAPPY
REKT TRANNY IN A MINISKIRT WEARING A NAPPY
REKT TRANNY IN A MINISKIRT WEARING A NAPPY

i just discovered these from a movie, only 500 or so ever made i want one

>>510493276
Worked with a lad called Bob who lived in a Bedford

>>510493469
not sure i get the reference

>>510493503
oh nm im thick
you mean a bedford van kek

>>510492340
this is fucking disgusting wtf

>>510493423
Bloody troon and a nappy
Bloody troon and a nappy

>>510493451
They're supposed to be coming out with a new grand national, I think, but I doubt they'll do it justice

>>510493451
>no tape

>>510493451
this shit is mind blowing aesthetic wise, crt touch screen display in 1986

imagine touring le europe
banging eurobitches in one of these

>>510493590
itty bitty titty and a nob

>>510491461
This is damming to fuck. The establishment is outright the enemy of the people at this point. We've been subverted by globalists playing a game of empire under our noses. What the fuck are we going to do about this? How are we going to sort this shit out? All I can think of is making this as public as possible for years on end.

>>510492942
that's fucking legendary, and a much better tattoo

>>510493503
Bit of a recluse with strange hygiene
Probably on crime watch at some point

>>510491461
I wonder if they'd engage in extraordinary renditions to carry this out

>>510493756
>What the fuck are we going to do about this?
I don't know and it's demoralising as fuck because no-one seems to know and no-one even wants to try.

Cauldron you've been around as long as I have on here and have gone through similar personal, religious and alcohol struggles. I just want to say I appreciate you, you've given me solace in our similarities. You may not have known it but it's been nice to know it's not just me.
https://youtu.be/y82uMwGFfVI

>>510493844
>I smelled your wax jacket Clarise

>>510493756
https://xcancel.com/60sJapanfan/status/1945159695506763894#m
>It can also today be revealed that last summer's riots following the Southport massacre were mainly in areas with the highest numbers of Afghan arrivals – and that ministers were privately warned about this.
>'We know that 15 out of the 20 primary disorder hotspots are in the top 20 per cent of local authorities with the highest numbers of supported asylum seekers and Afghan resettlement arrivals.'
It gets worse

>>510493729
Or you got hostel hop and strangle strangers

>>510491470
>and converting
Don't think I could be arsed with it tbhwy, not even for bame fanny.

>>510494064
>It can also today be revealed that last summer's riots following the Southport massacre were mainly in areas with the highest numbers of Afghan arrivals – and that ministers were privately warned about this.
>'We know that 15 out of the 20 primary disorder hotspots are in the top 20 per cent of local authorities with the highest numbers of supported asylum seekers and Afghan resettlement arrivals.'

Explains this image.

>>510494067
had enough of hostels when i was a lad, 3am some german granny grabbed me leg and woke me up and muttered something in german at me

>>510494012
He smelled more than a jacket
Fk knows what horrors the inside of that van seen

https://x.com/Nigel_Farage/status/1945094485215457502

farage is fedposting

>>510493729
I don't like it.

>>510494199
I done the sex with two grannies in Grimsby in my 20s
> life things

>>510494064
So when r Lucy said "burn the hotels", she breached the injunction by targeting Afghans.

>>510494159
>Explains this image
To add to this, the police refused to investigate, because it appears they knew who exactly was in there and with what. I'm so fucking sick of this lying and abusive establishment.

FANNY FLAPS
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>>510494416
That's actually insane enough to make sense in terms of her over punishment and their seething spite

>>510492340
this is like josh if he could drive fucking hell

proper fat cunt me kek
cant even see me own willy sitting or standing up lmao
me tits jiggle when i fap me
getting deliveroo fry up for breakfast kek

>>510494642
FUCKING RANK

>>510494064
>>It can also today be revealed that last summer's riots following the Southport massacre were mainly in areas with the highest numbers of Afghan arrivals
I was in Porthmadog the other day and saw some hijab woman in some backstreet filled with terraced houses.
Thought it was weird as fuck that she was in a town like that at all, but I assumed that she must have lived in one of those houses.
Reading this stuff makes me wonder if she was an Afghan.

>>510494509
The panicky government crackdown was because they feared people would get inside the hotels and see.

it doesn't help that afghans are fucking bastards
if they were sound it wouldn't be such an issue
but afghans are absolute cunts

https://youtu.be/cBUheCUHqyE?t=1105

>torrents going at 70MiB/s
holy shitsnacks a 2GB movie in 2mins 12 seconds
internets are so much better now

>>510495012
I worked with one, he was a coked up little tosser, he one the respect of the other browns by being a thoroughly dirty piece of shit

Get round the carrying a knife thing by investing in some flat edged kebab skewers instead

>>510495034
turbo piracy

>>510495002
Imagine if people figured out they were all Afghans and pieced it all together and it all came out breaching the super injunction as they try and prosecute everyone. That coupled with how stretched and incompetent the police were no wonder they all collectively shat themselves over a few tossed wheelie bins. And then afterwards they released actual criminals to make room for these political prisoners as no actual crime committed can come close to the £7B price tag.

>>510495146
got myself a lovely diving knoife i did
really nice, not ninja tier or anything but i really like it. proper weighty, for cutting yourself free when diving and that etc.
>>510495155
fuckin love it, went from 60mbit DSL to 1gig internets

new
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>>510495297
>>510495297

>>510495002
>The panicky government crackdown was because they feared people would get inside the hotels and see

This. It explains why the government came down so hard on us natives because it would have blown the whole thing open at the worst possible time. It didn't matter that they knew everyone was right about Axel, the hotels with MoD migrants being exposed might have caused a British revolution right there and then.

>>510494401
>I done the sex with two grannies in Grimsby in my 20s
Elaborate...

>>510495458
No, night

>>510495136
>he one the respect of the other browns by being a thoroughly dirty piece of shit
*won

>>510495369
I hope there is one after this reveal. But you need someone going around door-to-door and dragging people off their lazy arses.

>>510495867
Hey, I made that meme. Nice to see it being used.