Thread 510494374

KFC is giving away free chicken buckets, McDonald's brought back the snack wrap at $2.99, and now Pizza Hut is selling $2 pizzas. It would seem that nature is healing.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/food/2025/07/15/pizza-hut-two-dollar-tuesday-personal-pan-pizza-deal/84634184007/

>>510494374 (OP)
eh, for $2 more I can get a hotcarl in caliwali, that's a full pepperoni pizza for you outsiders, hot and ready.

this is either a giant's hand or the pizza is even more scam at this size
>nature is healing
not before TKD

>>510494374 (OP)
All through their garbage apps. Fuck "apps"

>>510494529
They're not even $4 in Michigan where they're from you lying fag
>>510494578
It's a tiny personal pizza

>>510494374 (OP)
I cant believe my little shithole country is more expensive now than the Burger reich.

>>510494374 (OP)
That tiny thing is supposed to be a pizza?

>>510495234
you used to get those for free after you read like 10 books. they had to stop doing it because nigger spawn can't read, and they thought it was racist that only white kids were getting free pizza

>>510494529
a hot carl sounds like a horrible sex act

>>510494755
>Michigan
I didn't say a who gives a fuck shit state, I said caliwali, but i digress, it meant $3 more. it's $5 for a hotcarl in caliwali.

wow and all of this is happening simultaneously while the Trump administration straight up said the epstein list doesn't exist? holy crap well now that is a very crazy coincidence! its almost like they are directly related. Somehow, maybe to distract you fat slobs from the events unfolding in our government, go eat your sodium saturated fat dish in a box fat goy you earned it

>>510495480
And you'd be lying you retard. You're talking about a limited time deal if you buy 2 and it ended in less than 2 weeks

>>510495452
He's memeing. A hot carl is when you take a shit on someone's chest.

I've been pigging out on $10 dominos pizzas I've gained like 60lbs

>>510495452
not sure about that friend, sex is something I have on my birthday but if you want a large pepperoni pizza, hot and ready and find yourself in caliwai then a get yourself a hotcarl for $5.

>>510494374 (OP)
In America you can get a large pepperoni pizza for $2.00. We call this a "Hot Carl" here in CaliWali (California for you outsiders). The best thing too is that you don't even have to wait you just walk in and its always hot and ready to go at the counter. What food traditions do you have in your region?

>>510495587
again, i am not sure what deals are in the app in your state, that everyone who isn't from there, forgets that exists but if you are ever in caliwali I will give you a hotcarl for $5 friend.

>>510495344
>I just watched brewstew

>>510495589
That newfag probably doesn't even know about the famous NewMew Dirty Sanchez either.

>>510494374 (OP)
Even at $2 that pizza is a rip-off

>>510494374 (OP)
ARBYS IS SO FUCKING EXPENSIVE
THEY NEVER HAVE GOOD DEALS
WHAT THE FUCK ARBYS

>>510496092
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSqH7-ic4bk
I still call it a big montana when I order one.

>>510495939
never heard of that faggot zoomer shit. i know about the book-it program because i was part of it in the 90s. they shut it down because niggers got upset.

>>510496426
I am a 90's kid, and I never heard of that Pizza Hut thing. Only Pizza Hut thing I ever did was when they gave away PS1 demos back in 1999.

>>510494374 (OP)
I payed 40 dollars for a large hawaiian pizza in Seattle. The delivery guy asked me for a tip and I laughed at him.

they are all desperate to get customers back. the theory being if you go once and get some cheap slop you will get some other slop later. I guess it works people watch ads and click on them

>>510495969
>roundmeal
That is literal goy slop. I know that word gets thrown around a lot for low quality processed foods, but at least those foods are still presented as food. This is literal pig feed, not disguised as food in the slightest. The jew who came up with that must have been pissing his pants laughing at us.

>>510496675
I remember getting a street fighter 2 snes cart from domino's once, it was amazing the full game basically.

>>510494374 (OP)

>This advertisement bought and paid for by Yum! brands.

But really, buy an ad.

>>510497325
you know that is a fake product right?

>>510497074
I'm curious, how large exactly was this pizza?

>>510495749
kek what are you on? ive been here my whole wretched life in both norf and souf and hot carls arent anywhere close to that at any chain

>>510494374 (OP)
>KFC is giving away free chicken buckets
how i do dis nigguh, ima bixnood dis rite now no cap

>>510495344
>you used to get those for free after you read like 10 books. they had to stop doing it because nigger spawn can't read, and they thought it was racist that only white kids were getting free pizza
kek, this is actually a great example how having niggers in a society degrades it in millions of tiny little ways.
like you cant have a reading programme for white kids because it wouldn't be fair for niggerspawn that can't read.

countless little things you can't have because we no longer live in high-trust White ethnostates, its fucking sad really.
Can you believe that before jews introduced the "Make America Diverse Act" of 1965, USA used to be 90% White.
Thats more than Finland is today.
Just 60 short years ago, less than a single lifetime, and USA is almost majority non-white already.

And of course in just 30 years of EU, Europe has turned from a collection of White ethnostates to being filled with millions of jews niggers shitskins of all meat mysteries.

I don't get how people are so NPC'd up in jew social media entertainment slop that they don't realize that if we don't KILL THE JEW quickly, everything will be lost and our future is to be minorities in our own countries and become South Africa.

>>510495749
looks kinda like a hot carl

>>510495969
For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

>>510494374 (OP)
We get 9 pieces of original for $9.95 here, that's cheap. Like $3.50 US

>>510494578
Personal Pan Pizza is normally like $9. $2 is a steal.

Her we see the average American child gaze upon her child portion size pizza

>>510499248
>child portion size

It's not even that. That's just a light snack.

>>510494374 (OP)
$2 pizza nigger ima need about 60 of them

>>510496675
Then Google pizza hut book it program, dumb fuck. You ain't 90s if you don't know about book it. You were probably born in '99 lmao

>>510499604
Mine was focused on free McDonald's Happy Meals for good grades.

>>510499248
>square cut
Is it possible for you to kill yourself right now?
Asking for a friend.

>>510499604
And also, I was born in 1990.

>>510499248
Where bread sticks?

5 buckeroos goes a long way in America

>>510497484
Those tie-in/giveaway games are super rare collectors items now

>>510494374 (OP)
We used to have a combined Taco Bell/Pizza Hut and they used to have little pizzas just like this
>RETVRN TO TRADITION

>>510494374 (OP)
I thought these companies were all in competition with each other. Why are their price moves in literal lockstep with each other? It looks like they're price fixing to be quite fucking honest.

>>510495452
go back

>>510494374 (OP)
Pro tip when you're at the grocery store:
> Package of flour tortilla
> small jar of pizza sauce
> 1 pound bag of shredded mozzarella
> 1 package hormel pepperoni.

Costs much less than the $2 pizza hut item; and you can make it fresh in your your oven in minutes

>>510499754
I bet they stopped doing free McDonald's because it was only WHITE kids getting the prize. Niggers got mad. Book it pre-dates the maccars thing. Book it has ties to the Reagan administration

Damn apparently it's while supplies last and the two nearest me in different towns are sold out
Fuck this

>>510497495
Shoulda known. 8 ounces? Serves three men? Even their fake goyslop is jewed to hell and back.

>>510499795
It's for the child to easily grip and digest
The adult pizzas are still cut in the traditional manner

>>510499971
I also remember getting Burger King Kids Club mail once a year for my "birthday" (which they were usually one or two months way too early).

Remember those?

>>510494578
Extremely based deutsch-post

>>510494374 (OP)
Considering the last time shit like this happened was 2008, I'd wager that this is the elites admitting the economy is fucked without openly admitting it.

>>510494374 (OP)
I'm my neck of the woods we can get the Ole Chicky Wicky for 1.99 and it's finger licking good and scrumpdillyumptious. And'll fill you right up. It's at a joint called memories. Ask for Susanna and tell er Robbie sent ya

>>510500157
What type of deal did they have back then?
Still 4 days of the month and you can't even buy it past lunch time because it's sold out by then is shitty

>>510500045
Oh yeah. White society used to have so many perks before we got inundated with poopskins
>every supermarket bakery would give kids 10 and under a free cookie (was meant to shut the kids up while mom shopped)
>EVERY business had some sort of perk if it was your birthday (free round of bowling, free small pie at the bakery, etc)
>magazines would send you like THREE free issues before you had to sign up
>speaking of three for free, you used to get all the sweet and sour sauce you wanted at maccars
>ps1/dreamcast demo discs in $5 magazines that had TEN game demos
>everywhere used to notarize documents (even the fuckin cafe)

what went wrong?

>>510500522
>>everywhere used to notarize documents
God damnit it's a pain in the ass to find a fucking notary these days....

>>510500288
The main one I remember was Denny's giving out free grandslams for a day. 99 cent whoppers too

>>510495749
you missed a really good comedic opportunity to make a "caliwali" pasta but where the pizza was disgusting and gave you AIDS

>>510500662
>99 cent whoppers too
What about the greatest, 5 for 5 Arby's roast beef sandwiches

>>510494374 (OP)
No.
I'm in line at the drive through right now at Chick Fil A, my order was two plain sandwiches, fries and a shake for $21

>>510500649
post offices don't even notarize anymore. it's a fucking FEDERAL BUILDING. and they don't notarize. the UPS store is about the most reliable place anymore. some real estate agencies notarize. I don't even think libraries notarize anymore, idk. when i was younger, every library, post office, grocery store, pharmacy, etc notarized your shit for like TWO DOLLARS

>>510500724
That was the 90s and it wasn't the greatest. McDuck's having hamburgers for a dime, cheeseburgers for a quarter on Wednesdays for a month back in '99 was peak. They sort of brought it back on Tax days before 2005, but raised the prices.

>>510494529
No you can’t

>>510500644
you know DAMN-well the answer is niggers. stop playing dumb. every mac's had a HUGE playplace with a ball pit when i was a little kid. the browner the city got, the more turds and piss ended up all over the playplace. pretty soon, they just gutted them all and stopped doing it

>>510499826
The fuck you live? Those square pre made gas station sandwiched with little mustard packet are always $6+

let's see those fuckin' Book-It pins, boys

>>510500828
Thats your own damn fault. It is called use the app, get rewards, use the mobile coupons and order ahead. I fed a family of 4 at wendy's for just $20.

>>510495452
You sound like someone who actually eats your garloids

>>510494374 (OP)
How the fuck did they convince retards to buy this scam for $7?

>>510500978
That's a premium pie with exxxtra cheeze and pepperoni. No fair to compare that to your ordinary garden variety slice of 'za that will fill you up just as good as a "premium pie" with all the "fixings". -Ted, fat retard

>>510494374 (OP)
Also shit isn't back until mcdonalds bring back 2 for $3 breakfast sandwich deals and a dollar menu that actually costs $1.

>>510494374 (OP)
>go back to earing the slop
Nah I'm good

>>510494374 (OP)
>>510494529


I don't even have 2 dollars... so this doesn't help me out any.

>>510501247
Miss my $5 hot n ready pizzas
Miss my $5 foot longs.

Guys, I just want to hold up this production for a hot minute to tell you how proud and grateful I am to be "talking shop" with you gentlemen about the real "pressing issues" that is, the price of the crappiest unhealthy food that no one with self-respect eats. We aren't the kind of petty morons who think you need anything more than a belly full of hot McDonald's in this life. The price of greasy burgers that are part human meat and shitty pizza that's 10% plastic is the most pressing issue of our time. They gotta be cheap, so I can "FILL UP" !!! This is why I personally put Trump in the white house. I need burgers cheaper so I can get full of burgers and cheap pizza so I can hubba chubba fill up on pizza. About to shit, then I need to fill up again b4 bed. Good night /pol/. I'm fat -Ted

back in the late 90s/early 2000s, me and the boys would pile into my fckin civic (4 or 5 teenagers), radio cranked past the point of hearing damage, go to taco bell on POCKET CHANGE, and feed everyone in the car to the point of being OVER-FULL for like $11
you know what eleven bucks used to get you at taco bell????
>6 soft tacos
>2 hard shell tacos
>1 crunchwrap supreme
>1 gordita or fully loaded burrito
>2 orders of mexi-fries
>2 caramel apple empenadas
>4 medium drinks
>6000 packets of fire sauce

>>510497325
holy fucking newfaggot
its not real

>>510501109
Good goy, feed your kids got slop... Stupid nigger

>>510499858
Imagine Jews colluding with each other

>>510501196
Oh really find me the 5$ pizza I can order on DoorDash or grub hub then. It doesn’t exist they took them off the menus years ago and never put them back up because too many people were opting for those. They also were 8$ if you wanted one. Here is a frozen pizza I can get still not even 5$

i love food

>>510500978
Kek that costs 7 and change after tax here.

Get fucked, commie.

FUCK THE EGGS I CANT AFFORD PIZZA

>>510502124
>communism is wanting an affordable pizza
I hate you niggers so much it’s unreal

>>510495344
Anon, nigger parents were bringing their kids every day and claiming they read ten books every day.

That’s why the ended it. It was an honor system in a country of dishonor.

>>510502129
Breakfast pizza

>>510502000
Wow you are a real fat pig with no self-respect for your body just like me. I can tell you know a thing about the price of pig slop shit food and you must check it as much as a better man checks the price of the assets in his investment portfolio. I think I'm in love. -Ted, rotund idiot

>>510499809
She already ate the bread sticks
Now she just looks on with a disappointed gaze, knowing she will go to bed hungry again

>>510502000
red baron frozen pizzas are on sale here for 2.99 at least one week out of the month (1.99 if you use the digital coupons on their website)
learn to grocery shop

the food is NOT GOOD
do these IDIOTS running these companies not understand?
there is no way these CEOs even know what company they are running, guaranteed. it is probably some indian that thinks they're still running Hewlett Packard or Xerox.
never got the memo they magically got a new job.
> KFC chicken buckets
inedible. greasy and diseased.
> McDonald's Snack Wrap
fake food. antibiotics, genetically modified.
> Pizza Hut personal pan
rancid oil. biohazard ingredients. dangerous

>>510499833
Fun fact: everything that 99.999% of the population recognizes correctly as useless garbage became a rare collector item after autists learned to code.

Slop will be affordable when businesses raise wages.
>get hired recently
>business brags how AI and administrative changes have saved them millions of dollars
>they did not pass on the savings to the workers but gave them free water bottles
Since the 1970s businesses have refused to pass on production growth in the form of wage growth. I don't even have benefits either so it's not like they're doing me a favor, it's just a big fuck you. But the job market is shit so I'll take it until something better happens.

>>510495749
For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

>>510502215
I hate niggers so much.

>>510499959
Based povertymaxxer

>>510497877
>Thats more than Finland is today.
Finland was 100% europeans (finns, swedes, saamians, karelians) back then.

>>510494374 (OP)
yes prices will go down, until the draft.

>>510497877
>I don't get how people are so NPC'd up in jew social media entertainment slop
Why do 20yo white girls fuck niggers and 12 years later i have to see the ugly halfbreed kids and their retard boomer grandparents out in public while the whore is at work in HR? People are just born npcs, the consequences become apparent only after their lives are fucked.

>>510499833
>500 bucks on ebay, mint condition

the Aryan man makes his own meals from scratch

>>510502180
Lmao idgaf commie, enjoy starving

>>510502243
Sounds delicious
>>510502299
Im actually 140 lbs I just like pizza it was good bulking food for gains
>>510502368
Not in my shithole state sadly sometimes they are on sale for 5.99 but even then still not 5$

>>510494374 (OP)
Just make a pizza yourself. It will take an hour max, will be significantly more healthy than the canola oil slop Pizza Hut will serve you, and it's only hard if you're a retard who can't do math or operate an oven

>>510502628
>meals
>Doesn't convert Vril from the Black Sun into pvre Aryan energy
NGMI

>>510502742
you can't make a proper pizza dough in an hour.

>>510499795
>why is my stupidly gargantuan fat and carb bomb served at chuck e cheese carved into little actually humanly consumable pieces for a small child's birthday in which none of her friends came because dad is a cretin with no adult friends
>why can I not slobber down 2 foot long grease neckties at a time and humiliate small children with my obscene american hairy gut that protrudes from my salsa and beer stained wife beater
I'm afraid the person that needs to kill themselves is you there dadgut.

>>510500978
7 bucks. DoorDash retards pay a retard tax.
I really fucked up getting a real job, could’ve scammed people as dumb as you right away at 18. Opportunities missed.

>>510494374 (OP)
Is it true that the Dominos stuffed crust isn't available all year round in America?

>>510502215
>claiming they read ten books every day
lmao so true tho. should have made the little niggletts do a reading test in front of the waitress. but i'm sure that'd be racist to make a nigger prove they could do the thing they lied about being able to do...

>>510502915
Im disabled Its not safe for me to drive anymore

>>510502791
Yes you can. You literally just take warm water, yeast, sugar, mix that shit together, add salt, and pour that into the flour, then mix that, smack it around a little and knead it a bit. Oil a large bowl and place the dough inside. Let it rise for about an hour.

Nobody can beat the taco bell box deal thru the app
The crunchwrap alone is $6

>>510502791
you make the dough the night before, ya goon. after you've eaten dinner, so it's not a dire need. make a big batch of basic dough. let it proof overnight. then you've got dough for the WEEK if you do small 1-2 man portions.
>pizza dough
>crescent rolls
>wrap for beef wellington
>pie crusts
>pig in a blanket
>peasant bread
the possibilities are endless

>>510503076
>You literally just take warm water, yeast, sugar, mix that shit together, add salt, and pour that into the flour, then mix that, smack it around a little and knead it a bit.
This part takes longer than 1 second though, so it's not really 1 hour all in.

My parents had 8 kids so we'd do the free pizza hut lunch buffet with the book it's when we had a half day of school instead of the free personal pizzas. Good times

>>510503076
>one rise
>for an hour
your pizza tastes like shit and your business is going to go bankrupt

>>510502791
You can do it in 10 minutes dude

>>510503131
That takes more than an hour, anon.

>>510503252
that's not a proper pizza dough, anon

>>510503190
Also leave out the sugar. Yeast eats starch and sugar ruins the flavor of the bread.

>>510503332
You have never attempted to make pizza dough of any kind and so have no idea what it tastes like or how to make it.

>>510503389
It takes longer than an hour to make a proper pizza dough. You have to proof it overnight. You can't do that in an hour. You're just making bread and putting pizza toppings on it.

>>510501071
>Read some books
>Get a personal pan pizza for free
Better times

>>510503286
mixing flour, sugar, salt, water, and yeast into a big bowl does NOT take more than a fuckin hour, pal. if it takes you that long, you might wanna get checked for MS or seizures or something. making a big bowl of dough to proof in the fridge literally takes 10 minutes. or are you being a 'le faggot' and trying to imply that since you proof the dough overnight it takes "more than an hour"? if you were smart enough to read an entire post, you'd see i said to make it the NIGHT BEFORE you wanted some fuckin pizza dough. do you not plan your meals a day or two in advance? do you just eat in the moment like a fuckin nigger?

>>510503508
I say again, you have never attempted it. Men learn by doing.

>>510494374 (OP)
wake me up when dominos offers the 555 deal again. 3 medium one topping pizzas for $5 each. 2005 was lit.

>>510503568
I do it once a week for my kids. You're just making bread and putting pizza toppings on it. That's not pizza.
>>510503561
The proof time is part of the prep time. It takes longer than an hour. You are all OBJECTIVELY incorrect.

>>510503568
dude, we been making simple-ass peasant bread and putting shit on top of it for 10,000 years. if that guy can't figure it out, he deserves to die sad.

>>510503765
that's not pizza. that's an open-faced sandwich

>>510503764
At least you're not a demoralization kike. Just a retard with Asperger's.

>>510503764
>my kids
oh my sweet fuck, the retard that can't figure out bread dough reproduced

>>510499959
>>510502510
not even povertymaxing
I just buy everything for dough from costco for like $18 (massive bag of flour and all of that), they sell 4lbs things of mozzarella for like $20, I buy a massive tin can of sauce for like $8, I buy pepperoni from a local butchers (forgot the price) and I can make like ~25 pizzas or more for like $60 or less

>>510503836
bread dough isn't pizza dough, retard.
>>510503811
I'm OBJECTIVELY correct.

>>510494374 (OP)
A pizza the size of my hand?
I would have to eat 30 of those
Normally I just get a 14" pizza when I want a quick lunch and it only costs $15 plus another $15 for breads ticks, dipping sauces, sides, and cookies. Then a few dollars for 2 large cans of red bull.

>>510503947
I guarantee you my 10 minute peasant pzza kicks the shit out of your 6-hour Asperger's pie too.

>>510503947
i know you're just shitposting to get (you)s, but if i ever met you irl, i would rape you in front of your children.

>>510504074
Asperger's retards don't deserve rape just beatings

>>510500451
It was evil bread, too, thoughbeit.

>>510504044
When I was a broke college student,I made "ghetto pizza" a lot.
Here's the recipe:
>toast 2 pieces of bread
>put some pasghetti sauce on them
>one slice of cheese on each
>put in microwave for 30 sec
It's pretty good

>>510501071
I love a parade

>>510501070
It's because gas stations are run by jeets or semites who know only niggers or desperate methheads would ever buy food there. They're not 6+ because of the ingredients, but because they know you love yourself too little to look for something else.

This recipe takes about 30 minutes and is easy to follow https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/240376/homemade-pepperoni-pizza/

>>510504044
you're making open-faced sandwiches. you aren't making pizza.
>>510504074
me and my wife are armed 24/7 so I doubt it.

>>510498852
When I was younger I recoiled at the idea of a fish sandwich from McDonald's but I still remember the first time I had it circa 2002 on a Friday when I decided to throw caution in the wind and get the Filet-O-Fish McDeal. Was it life changing? I wouldn't go quite this far but it certainly was an eye opener.

No, it might not be my usual or even a frequent companion in my car, but the Filet-O-Fish holds a special place in my heart. The soft steamed bun is like a heavenly pillow that holds a perfectly crisp and flaky patty of sustainable Alaskan pollock. The tartar sauce is impeccable with just the right amount of tanginess and the perfect creamy companion to the patty; it really does tie everything together. Cheese on fish? I wasn't a believer either but that slice of processed cheddar cheese, invariably perfectly melted like you see in the ads, is a magnificient addition. Possibly superfluous, I can't say for sure because I've only had one with cheese, but I have faith that the McDonald's creators knew what they were doing when they added it; they tend to perceive the gestalt of each menu item in a way that most of us simply cannot.

I am a fan of juxtaposing textures and I concede that the Filet-O-Fish does not have a contrasting crunch to balance the impossibly soft steamed bun and generous helping of tartar sauce. But you know what? It works. God knows why but it works, it really does. I sometimes alternate bites with their world famous fries, refreshing every so often with an ice cold Diet Coke that cleanses my palate and readies me for the next delightful bite.

For me, it will always be the McChicken. But when I'm feeling adventuresome or just want a change from the usual perfect sandwich, I go for the Filet-O-Fish.

>>510504044
>2 anons fighting over pizza dough

>>510504207
I think more people should learn to cook. You can buy flour for pennies, add a pinch of salt, a tablespoon of olive oil, and some yeast and you have an amazing pizza dough. Add sauce and cheese and you can eat like a king for a buck. Healthy, delicious, and cheap.

>>510503764
Aw shit I thought it was called poofing.
Now I feel bad.

>>510504457
you might be a pooftah

>>510504431
It only get really sad when it falls on the floor and they keep fighting.

>>510504431
We all win with
>recipes

>>510504431
Apu been eating extra pizzas!

>>510494374 (OP)
Are any of those food?

>>510504481
*shrugs* I thought Italians were homophobes

>$2 pizza
>$4.99 delivery fee
>$4.99 service fee
>$3.99 online order fee
>$5.75 Local tax
>$3.15 State tax
>$5.50 Gratuity fee
>Don't forget to tip!

>>510504433
This. You can buy a whole family pack of chicken drums and thighs for a couple bucks, add a bottle of barbecue sauce, a charcoal grill, and some corn on the cob or whatever vegetable and you're eating like a king for under $10

>>510504578
Food (TM). Once you eat it you get a (TM) on you too.

>>510504207
your trailer park prison pizza still takes more IQ than what
>>510503947
has

>>510503947
I assure you pizza dough is a type of bread dough

>>510494374 (OP)
here its always afordable except for fucking nevado arequipes (frapes) are like 5 bucks but theyre so fucking good

>>510504687
Trailer park prison pizza with anons. News at 11

>>510504687
>>510504694
you idiots aren't making pizza. you're making bread and putting pizza toppings on it.

>>510494374 (OP)
I remember getting a pizza like that from the breakroom vending machine for $1.50

>>510504783
What kind of woman married you? Does she speak english?

>>510504433
throw in a few rib bones, and baby you've got a stew!

>>510504783
To be sure, I didn't say your method was WRONG, I start my dough the day before myself.
But focaccia and ciabatta are definitely bread and not terribly different from pizza dough

>>510504892
but they AREN'T pizza dough. They're foccacio and ciabatta.
>>510504859
the kind of woman who doesn't like brownskins like you

>>510504992
So she's brown, I understand now

>>510504344
i will GLADLY rape you in front of your wife and kids.

>>510504992
I just wanted to share a fun fact. Ciabatta, the Italian slipper-shaped bread, was invented in 1982.

>>510505033
OK sandwich retard; whatever helps you cope with your open-faced sandwiches.
>>510505067
You will get a face full of 0000 Buck.

>>510504992
Yes, there's a category they fall under though-- "Yeast breads"
Note that word right on the end there.
Just because they're making shitty pizza doesn't mean it isn't all bread ultimately

>>510505094
Thank you for that anon
>>510505067
I agree with you now

>>510504992
motherfucker, you don't even know what constitutes as pizza dough. and on top of that, even if you did, you're not capable of making it. don't try to wax intellectual on dough, you absolute QUADRUPLEnigger. i've worked in kitchens and catered events for glitterati. i could make such a succulent pizza crust that your ugly brown wife would let me fuck her disgusting snatch while i punched your children in the face. that's how much i know dough. you seem to think everything except Pizza Hut and Dominoes is an "open faced sandwich". is a glazed doughnut an open faced sandwich? your wife is gonna be an open faced sandwich after i glaze her like a doughnut. then i punch your OTHER kid in its dumb stupid face.

>>510504344
>me and my wife are armed 24/7 so I doubt it.
I wouldn't be so sure about your wife
She has already fallen for me and my games.
You got 24 hours from this post to purchase a copy of Fallout 76 before she divorces you

I'm doing DoorDash right now and I had a Pizza Hut order tonight. I get to the store and it's absolutely slammed and had to drop it. Now I know why.

>>510505307
Thank you anon for that vivid description

I invite all anons to imagine the beautiful pizzas we will all be able to make once all Jews have been expelled from our lands.

>>510505161
All bread that isn't flatbread is yeast bread, anon. You're the only non-retard ITT other than myself so I will give you some grace.
>>510505307
You sound upset. Perhaps you should stop subsisting on open-faced sandwiches,
>>510505387
I only play MUDs anon.

>>510495344
holy fuck i remember doing this in elementary school
such sovlful times

>>510505599
you know that kikes stole bagels from the Polish? bagels are NOT a jew food.

>>510505744
Bagels are a tinker food since the hole is designed for a traveling bread salesman to put them through a string. Jews did not invent village sales techniques.

>>510499604
>What are franchises?

>>510495749
what’s the vibes in caliwali this summer?

>>510505641
>All bread that isn't flatbread is yeast bread, anon
You forgot quickbreads. Cornbread, cake, biscuits, etc

>>510506006
he's being a retard on purpose, and i'm gonna rape him.

>>510495749
Is that bread with dog vomit?

>>510495749
I’m born and raised in Los Angeles and we never say cali, especially not caliwali, and I have no idea what this nigger is going on about. He doesn’t represent us. He is just larping because he is from some flyover state

>>510505917
>bread salesman to put them through a string
i never really thought of that, but that checks out. and since bagels are boiled, they preserve slightly longer than standard bread. would be so cool to buy bread off a wood cart in 1500s amsterdam

>>510505599
Mandatory anchovies in all pizza shops it’s insane how many refuse to have anchovies as a topping option. I blame the jews for this why don’t the jews want us to have delicious salty little fish on our pizzas bros?

>>510506006
Those fill a weird place since they use other leavening agents than yeast. Still not yeast breads, however,
>>510506058
the only retards here are people who think an edible pizza dough can be made in less than an hour.

>>510506145
well i heard that everyone from LA is a FAGGOT.

nice

>>510503881
Anon, you are making pizzas on tortillas.
You are poorer than anyone I have ever met.
>protip loser, try using an English muffin

>>510494374 (OP)
Delivery $2.00
Service Fee $7.00
Convenience Fee $3.00
Tip: $7.00

>>510503881
>>510506280
Not at all. I spent a decade in the pizza business, and got spoiled by only eating food I made myself that just came out of the oven.

If you cook on a cookie sheet, and also cook the tortilla for about 2 minutes before adding the sauce, cheese, etc; it does pretty good job passing for a thin crust pizza crust.

Besides, the hassle involved with making the dough isn't worth the hassle for as little as I eat. Once the dough is made, the clock is also ticking on it's usable value

>>510506280
try making ACTUAL pizza dough you slobbering retard

>>510495969
Simple as. Roundmeal or nothing!

>>510494374 (OP)
>Only 2 dollarinos for 130 heckin calorinos??

>>510506216
>who think an edible pizza dough can be made in less than an hour
YOU MAKE THE DOUGH THE NIGHT BEFORE AFTER YOU'VE SENT YOUR RETARD CHILDREN TO BED. IT PROOFS OVERNIGHT IN YOUR POVERTY ICEBOX. HOLY FUCK I'M GOING TO RAPE YOU SO GOOD. YOU'VE GOT ME SHOOT MAD, BROTHER. I'M GONNA GIVE YOU THE ELBOW OFF THE TOP ROPE LIKE MACHO MAN. THEN I'M GONNA FILL YOU UP LIKE A BUICK. I'M GONNA TOP OFF ALL YOUR FLUIDS. I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A FULL SERVICING. CONSENT IS IRRELEVANT.

>>510506478
IT CAN'T PROOF OVERNIGHT IN LESS THAN AN HOUR YOU MENTALLY FEEBLE DESCENDANT OF FUCKING PEASANTS

>>510506580
Peasants knew how to bake

>>510506450
Dave? is that you? i ate Roundmeal once and you came to my house.

>>510506640
apparently not pizza dough
if you want to put some beets and cow dung and shit on your bread and call it pizza I can't stop you but it's objectively not pizza

>>510506212
Selenium deficiency

>>510506761
tell us your award winning recipe for your pizza dough, anon. we're all ears.

>>510506216
This is why America was founded, to murder insolent control freaks like you, who got too big for their britches.

>>510506866
You got a kitchen scale?

>>510506866
bread
olive oil
yeast
water
TIME
>>510506902
I can assure you that my britches all have stretchable waists.

>>510506866
Not the anon you're talking about, but pizza dough isn't complicated:
> Flour
> water
> Yeast
> sugar
> salt.

The yeast is activated by the warm water. it eats the sugar; and the salt is used not only for flavor, but to retard the yeast from eating too much sugar. Add the flour and mix, and you there is created gluten (which holds the dough together), CO2, which makes it rise; and a precursor of alcohol; (which explains why pizzas made from too-old dough has a beer smell/taste).

I could remember the recipe if I tried, but it starts with 30 pounds of flour, so it's not practical for home use.

>>510507313
oh dear, I forgot to list salt

>>510501440
Does your mouth and or anus work ? Then there are 0 excuses why you can't enjoy a nice ZA

>>510499385
buddy, i eat that as my snack between my 2nd brunch and lunch

>>510507360
>Bread
......

>>510507572
The difference is mostly down to time, anon. Something that you can't compress down into under an hour.

>>510507235
I curse your pizzas. May you never enjoy them again.

>>510494374 (OP)
>This thread

Op, how fucking fat are you? Don't lie.

>>510507360
That's OK, in >>510507235 I also forgot the oil.

>>510506580
sure you can, depending on the temperature of your refrigerator. But if you use it too soon, the dough won't stay stretched out. Keep it too long, and you wind up with bubbles, a beer taste, and crust on the dough which (on the bottom touching the pan), causes an inconsistent cook.

>>510507235
>ingredients for bread
>first ingredient is bread
i can't wait to rape you

>>510507645
1pbtid
We've been had

>>510507700
I meant in this I forgot the oil.>>510507313

>>510507631
pizza is the perfect food. All of the major food groups in every bite; and you can easily live on pizza alone

>>510495497
Delete that mid horse face butter face and replace it with congress rep Lauren Mommy Boebert please.

>>510507734
oh, I see it now
maybe I am retarded
or maybe it's that I'm half-paying-attention while I shitpost because my wife is teasing my cock with her feet from across the couch

>>510507628
The crust carries the pizza, but there's nothing wrong with experimentation.
The "recipe on the back of the yeast packet" pizza dough serves for kids, any Chuck E Cheese should demonstrate.

>>510497877
>less white so it's a lie
lol

>>510507829
your wife is the color of poop

>>510494374 (OP)
>introducing our new hand pizza

>>510507235
>no snoydbean oils
>no preservatives
>no tbhq
Ngmi

>>510507781
Not pizza in general, the Asperger's pizza. But he will choke on it eventually.

>>510501440
how can you be so poor in the richest country? I thought mowing any of your neighbor's lawn was $150 basically for free.

>>510506462
The only thing that matters with goyslop, since it's just carbs + fat + salt for poorfags, is the calories:cents ratio.
1:1 is pretty much the maximum I'll spend ($10.00 for a big, filling 1000-calorie meal). But that's only if I've got pocket money to spend. Otherwise I rarely go above 2:1

>>510508543
the only thing you're wrong about is that in the restaurant industry, we used to talk about calories per dollar, not per cents

>>510495497
Trump got Wetbacks lying low and fast food prices drop.

>>510494374 (OP)
used to go to these places several times a week now I never go. doesn't matter if it gets cheap again I've learn to cook so I have no need to go back

>>510495344
Yes, it was a memorable program.

>>510505307
This right here, this is the post. Fuck you anon, I'll put in another 10 years on this shithole site because of it.

>>510494374 (OP)
....shit this is the first time I found out about this. Thank you OP

>>510499826
The lettuce on all american sandwiches is always stale, rotten and disgusting. Anyone who lives here knows it. You'll taste that rotten vegetation even if you pick every last piece off, it becomes embedded in the bread and meat, the taste of the rotten lettuce. There is a reason those are 5 dollars. They get rid of expiring products.

>>510503003
So your solution is to pay someone a 100% markup to deliver slop, instead of paying someone a 20% tip to delivery a large amount of groceries once every two weeks or so? Of which, the food will be cheaper too.

>>510506280
are you retarded
I said I make my own pizza dough

>>510509765
No I very rarely eat slop I eat healthy Whole Foods from a grocery store that I pay a markup to have delivered to me but I do miss slop from time to time and want a cheap pizza when I miss it.

>>510509816
if you're not proofing it properly you're just putting pizza toppings on bread

>>510509995
trying too hard

>>510509765
Also
>20% tip
Get fucked they get 2$ no matter how many bags they have to carry

>>510494374 (OP)
Well if the GOP cuts all food stamp and healthcare benefits, then they better make goyslop affordable or you are going to have hunger riots.

>>510497542
2 years lurking before you post souf-fucker

>>510510044
I'm serious. unproofed dough isn't pizza dough.

>>510510711
Brown wives are almost three fifths as good as real wives.

>>510494374 (OP)
They do these events at a loss in a desperate bid to get people to buy.
I buy mostly food ingredients and those have been consistently going up. The cost of processed food is ballooning and they can't stop it because the economic catastrophe that is the USA evolving. So these places are dumping money in hopes that it solves the problem by getting new customers.

>>510510853
no man wants to marry a man even if he's white fag so stop asking me

>>510510950
To get the free bucket of chicken you have to buy $15 worth of additional goyslop. They're not trying hard enough.

>>510511000
I pity you and your children

>>510508701
ugh why does she like me so much

>>510511075
I don't think of you at all

>>510511269
I imagine them eating their brown goyslop painstakingly aged in your Jewish refrigerator until it's as fat and soft as your wife, blissfully ignorant of the hell their father is helping to create for them.

>>510506113
jingle

>>510510227
>they get 2$ no matter how many bags they have to carry
Lmao I'm glad you can't walk

>>510494578
The only sin I'm willing to bare for my forefathers is you and Japan not winning WW2. I'm sorry krautbro.

>>510501113
>eating garloids
Jesus Christ, I'd rather be a nigger than stoop that low.

>>510511702
Im poor im not giving some faggot 20$ to bring me my groceries that is insane I need that money for weed

>>510503881
i hope you’re fortifying your canned sauce
t. shitalian poorfag

>>510507235
a thousand curses upon your pizzas

>>510494374 (OP)
>$2 kid's pizza
lmfao fuck Pizza Hut

>>510494529
fpbp /thread

>>510512806
>"You can't out-pizza the fuck™"
>*cut, try again, Steve*
>"You can't fuck-hut the pizza™"
>*cut*
>You can fuck-sluts at The Hut™"
>*Steve..*
>You can fuck the pizza™

>>510507235
>bread
>olive oil
>yeast
>water
no salt? honey? no butter? no egg? meh desu

>>510513328
Family pizza shop worker
3.5 oz salt
4 oz sugar
2 cups cooking oil
7 quarts cold water
25 lbs flour
It just works. Min three hours resting period.
Fuck this economy that I know this
I used to have cool jobs

>>510513730
Do you spin the pizza? I love it when niggas spin the pizza before they cook it

>>510513803
I'm trying to be a cool pizza spinner, but my go to is the gravity stretch
People love my dough :)

>>510494374 (OP)
It’s not free if you have to pay to get the deal lmao

>>510513730
>7 quarts cold water
>Min three hours resting period.
cold activate the yeast to prolong the yeast starter proofing to maximize flavor, smart technique the recipe rings sound desu

>>510514002
I only use activated yeast, either dehydrated yeast, which I simply activate with water, but in a pinch we will use hydrated yeast. But yeah the amount of yeast we use depends on the humidity and temperature. Right now in CO we're using 1.5 oz for a 25lb batch

>>510494578
>>510495344
It's just a reheated frozen pizza in 2025. They probably make them for 25 cents in a factory.

>>510513730
>no yeast
This is why you are a lowly family pizza shop worker.

>>510513906
I bet that dough is so fluffy yet crisp

>>510513730
Surely you mean 2.5 lbs of flour?

>>510514315
I forgot that part you lizard person. I did a follow up. How the fuck can I make dough without yeast. You're still going to eat my pizza when you're coming through my town. I'm out there, and you'll never know which town it is. I am the family pizza kitchen worker, bitch

>>510514315
If I EVER see you at anons family pizza shop, I'm gonna kick your ass.

>>510513730
Most pizza shops are shit. The lack of overnight proofing and excessive addition of oil tells me that your shop is one of those.

>>510514598
Quantities are different between restaurants and home cooking. Yes 25 lbs. I make 75-125 lns of pizza dough a day.
>>510514526
It's the best in town, I only do hand toss. It comes out perfect every time, except when the oven goes on the fritz
>>510514728
Let's get em boiyz

>>510514826
We do, do that though homo.
I can't believe I'm having an argument over pizza.
Go to fucking papa johns

>>510515004
I swear. This thread is giving me an aneurysm. Trying to tell people how to make a simple bread recipe that dates back thousands of years. I'm gonna snap.

>>510515175
It's the 4chan I remember, arguing over fucking nothing lol

>>510515428
I'm actually reading the "history of bread" wiki page right now lol. It's fascinating. You ever daydream about going back in time and showing ancient Roman's how to make canoli? They'd shit their tunics. You'd be a celebrity

>>510494374 (OP)
I remember when the dinner box was like $15 bucks now it’s about $30 and the one with wings is even more expensive than that

>>510494374 (OP)
sign papers are right
don't fall for it

>>510515581
Actually the thing that fucks me up, is that tomatoes were not a part of Italian cuisine until the Americas were discovered. All this this tomato based pasta is relatively new.

>>510515778
You're saying I couldn't even find a tomato seed in ancient Rome to grow my own? Their empire was huge. One of those territories HAD to have some tomatos. My fantasy doesn't work if I can't have all my ingredients. I know for a FACT they would have had
>salt
>yeast
>flour
>garlic
>olive oil
>goat cheese
>possibly spinach
>MAYBE some sort of peppers??

>>510516027
We're going into a maybe theory.
They found roman coins in America. Maybe they had ships that could make the trip across the Atlantic. Did the Italians have tomatoes? Before the new world? I haven't gone down that rabbit hole.
I don't know

>>510516276
There are multiple corroborated pieces of evidence that the Roman's, vikings, and the French had already been to the America's before Columbus. So, it's not out of the question to think ancient Rome had access to tomatoes. I know figs were super popular in Rome and Greece. They both had stuff like honey (so they knew bee cultivation), they had wine (so they understood grape farming and fermentation), they knew wine turned to vinegar, so they understood the concept of "pickling" to preserve. I just think those niggers need a time traveler like me to show them how to put all that stuff together and make a 3 course meal from little Italy (vermont)

>>510494374 (OP)
You eta the bloody clroadshide food for tennrupeeess hahaha eee cheeapppyu gloyslooppyy

I work at the Hut. This promotion has been god awful. Stores only have like 20 physical pans to make the personal pans in. We normally only sell 20 max in a day. Now we are selling around 600 on Tuesdays. They can't be making any money off of this. If this isn't a loss leader, profits on this deal are razor thin. That's not counting the countless refunds and cancels I had to do. Wait time became almost 2 hours. What food traction was gained, we lost in reputation and customer satisfaction. All the employees are hating their life. Fuck the corporation for coming up with this deal, and fuck my franchise for opting in.

>>510494374 (OP)
>>510494578
Yeah, looks like one of those tiny toaster-oven pizzas that need two to make a meal.

A slice of pizza at Costco is still only $1.99, or get a whole pizza for (IIRC) $8.99. It's pretty good pizza too.