How often do you masturbate?

>>510502188 (OP)
4-10 times a week

>>510502188 (OP)
>giant moth tattoo
literally can't fap to this

>>510502188 (OP)
Once before bed once when I wake up. If im with a female ill just fuck her every chance I get and have her jerk me off if she's not up for regular sex

>>510502257
4-10 times a minute

>>510502188 (OP)
over 9000 times per annum

once ever 3 months

>>510502188 (OP)
2-3 times a day. not that much.

>>510502188 (OP)
My Jap gf's pussy does that for me, daily

>>510502188 (OP)
Once a day
When i was hitting puberty tho, man that was insane
2007 YouTube was my only source of pron and it was glorious

19 times a day

>>510502188 (OP)
Once a day or every other day depending on how tired I am from work. Purely for biological reasons and to prevent me from raping, as prescribed by holy Quran. Mainly to lolis.

None in almost 4 months. No sex in over 20 years. Tattoos are disgusting and should be illegal.

>>510502188 (OP)
Does fap violate the NAP?

>>510502188 (OP)
Every other day, but that's because I feel overworked.
I want to fap once a day but I never get around to it. I just hold it in for a sensitive nut the following morning.

>>510502188 (OP)
too big

>>510502501
what do you masturbate to?

>>510502463
with condom?

>>510502257
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuC3t-d0Zao

>>510502606
Ass an tiddiesssss

>>510502188 (OP)
i can go weeks without fapping, or fap 5+ times a day there's no rhyme or reason to it.

>>510502188 (OP)
idk

>>510502188 (OP)
You just know her stomach is flabby beneath the shape wear

>>510502257
This times 7.

>>510502289
First of all, it's an ugly fat bitch. Of course she's psychologically unwell and covered in chicken scratches and doodles. Oh wait, we haven't seen her cut scars, have we? Oh well, lol.

>>510502188 (OP)
That's just fat anon

>>510502606
>with condom
Obviously not retard. Plan is to make a baby this fall

>>510502188 (OP)
Most days. Up to 3 or 4 times a day if I'm alone. I usually get the booty 3ish times a week on top of that.

>>510502905
Make sure you go nofap for a month before the fertilizing shot. Gotta activate those epigenetics to create a superior human.

>>510502188 (OP)
Never. My wife gets me off

>>510502188 (OP)
maybe 3 or 4 times a year. occasionally it may be 6 if ive been thinking about my exes blowjobs. damn, you got me thinking about my exes blowjobs. luckily for me ive had 2 in the last month so ive had my 3 month max for now. might buy some testosterone to see if i get energy to workout snd wank 10 times a year

>>510503038
>Make sure you go nofap for a month
You ever had jap pussy anon? E.Asian pussy is like cocaine

>>510502754
That show made me come online sexually way too young of an age

>>510502781
>>510502289
>ugly fat bitch
how did she get a european top half but an american bottom half? is it really the corn syrup in the american diet?

>>510503166
That's where you're wrong. That show was based.

>>510502188 (OP)
1-2x/day, but atleast 1 is a 6-8hr coom session with my AI gf.

>>510503068
> my wife gets me off
...teh ha haha aaahahahahahaha... gross. Im sorry man.

>>510502188 (OP)
Never, I actively avoid sex. Im too ugly to ever have it with someone that genuinely cares and loves me. I just keep getting taken advantage of by narcissistic psychopaths. So no, I don't like sex.

>>510503164

>t.first prostitute visit was last week and is overly excited
i got like that after i fucked a sexy bird but it died off after a day. cor it was a blowjob from heaven and when i came prematurely she said “you owe me now” so i was like, damn. we were grwat fuck buddies, shame i was such a fucked up guy in a relationship with a woman and a mortgage only to cheat with a whore and then get upset when my bird cheated on me lol

>>510502188 (OP)
1-2 times per week. was almost daily when I was younger

>>510502257
This.

Im married and can creampie the wife basically anytime I want, yet...

>>510502188 (OP)
Jerking or sitting on dildos?

Nut once a week with gf... Never masturbators

>>510503136
>maybe 3 or 4 times a year.
Big occasion then eh? how do you decide what to coom to?
>>510503439
The absolute state

>>510502188 (OP)
Once every two weeks to once a week. I’m ashamed of myself every single time.

>>510502188 (OP)
I only entered this thread to comment on the fact that female is obese. She doesn't look it but that dump truck of a behind is not healthy.
This is as much the fault of gym culture as ghetto culture.

>>510502188 (OP)
like once every 1-2 days but usually not to pornography. If I get a gf we'll just fuck.

>>510503448
>once a week
She's cheating on you.

Erryday like a machine

>>510503577
>I’m ashamed of myself every single time.
You should be. It's much better to fuck a pro than to jerk off and get cum on yourself like a fag.

>>510502188 (OP)
Yes.

>>510503439
poofter id lol

>>510503434
Imagine if you horned that energy to good use

>>510503708
Don’t want to cheat either. Bad enough I lust after other women

>>510502188 (OP)
2-3 times a day. It's tiresome, need to stop.

>>510503448
>>510503645
that or they're both fat and that's the most they can muster up for each other and the good of Bongland

>>510503751
I have two children with a third on the way.

>>510503719
lols. I am def a poofter

I find every 3-4 days tends to be a good balance.

>>510502188 (OP)
5-20 times a week

Personal trainer bros have to be fags desu, I'd have the biggest boner if I were having to help her do squats.

I heard semen going through the tubes is good for the prostate

>>510502188 (OP)
nofap day 34

>>510502621
hang on a minute, if this is true, the old man beatin his meat, does that mean semen retention, no nut novemeber, etc are psyops?

>>510502257
>>510502289
>>510502309
>>510502312
>>510502426
israeli "memeflag" spam thread

>>510503821
I couldn't imagine being in a relationship with an unattractive woman. Idk how these betas do it. I'd rather be celibate.

>>510502188 (OP)
As Ernest Borgnine once said: a lot.

>>510503559

>how do you decide
its always women ive been with or almost been with in the past nowadays. i have some old pics that were sent to me saved and occasionally i will start thinking about the time i fucked an 18 yr old while working on a holiday park and start getting a stiffy. usually i’ll build myself up over the next day or so by thinking about them, and then open my secret gallery and flick through the photos of past women and ill imagine the times we had. once in a while i may look at porn but thats only if im feeling frisky lol. only reason im not bothered is because ive slept with quite a few woman over the years and its not as great as incels think. thanks for reading lol

>>510502434
That's too much

2-3 times day. Exclusively to you milfs

>>510502188 (OP)
>How often
Zero while thinking of abominations like that.
Her ass is disgusting

>>510502188 (OP)
I blame the internet for showing me a french girl with arguably the greatest pair of tits I have ever seen. I'm not exaggerating because those cannons are BIG tits, not massive, but properly big, while also not looking fake and with proportional pink nipples and areolas. Not saggy either. Damn I envy that baguette fag who motorboats those milkers every night.

>>510503940

be careful how long you go for. no joke i went for over a year wihout wanking and when i finally did the muscle in my dick wouldnt shoot the cum out properly so i had to keep going amd squeeze it out by tensing really hard. felt nice getting it to come out but it didnt shoot out like it used to and it took a while to get back to being able to shoot it out but its still not fully recovered as i dont wank often enough. be careful as no one will tell you about that side effect.

>>510502289
You can't fap to moths? Pathetic.

>>510502188 (OP)
I do my best to keep it to once every three days, but on the one day I do masturbate it's usually 6+ times. Trying to do it less. My record is 27 times in one day.

>>510504303
motorboating tits is very childish

I have sex and ejaculate inside a biological woman approximately 3-4 times per week.

>>510502188 (OP)
Depends if I'm alone.

Currently, 2-3 times a week. Before I moved here and was living alone, 2-3 times a day.

>>510504204
> ive slept with quite a few woman over the years and its not as great as incels think
This guy fucks

>>510504303
Post them

>>510502188 (OP)
Every day pretty much

>>510502188 (OP)
I'm in my mid 30s and during my early 30s for some reason my libido kicked up higher.
I bust a nut multiple times a day somewhere between 1-3 times a day regularly.

>>510502754
>>510503166
Her fucking little titties are hanging out of the rope binding LOL, wtf?

>>510504469
Well hello Mr. Joykill

>>510502188 (OP)
That's so fucking gross.

>>510503812
>2-3 times a day. It's tiresome, need to stop.
It definitely eats up your time, depending on how long it takes you, and whether you watch porn(and have to find the right one).

You could be wasting a few hours a day just jerkin it. Hard to get anything done.

>>510504511
not anymore i dont, thought i made that clear, kek. sex can be great with someone who fucks like a porn star but making itnthe centre if your life isnt worth it, neither is chasing it.
>>510504717
how you know my name?

>>510504469
You're very gay.

>>510502188 (OP)
Every day.
Started when i was 8ish.
Older girl showed me how.

>>510504518
juliia_lynn

>>510505024
>you’re gay
im actually not, stop trying to flirt.

>>510502896
KEK that might be the best one, he looks like he lost his mind.

>>510502582
>Does fap violate the NAP?
Yes. My hand didn't consent.

>>510502188 (OP)
I just coomed maybe 20 minutes ago.

>>510502188 (OP)
it used to be real bad man.
but I got it under control now. I only do it once every 19 hours.

>>510505060
how about with no top on you homosexual

>>510502188 (OP)
i'm married and wear a chastity cage, so never. twice a day before though.

>>510502188 (OP)
My gf has a body exactly like that

>>510502188 (OP)
2-3 a day
sometimes 5, sometimes 1 or none if I got busy
all my exes complained that I had a high sex drive, one was coomer tho yet I was still more than her

>>510505060
Wood

>>510505078
Nigger, if you have a beautiful display of breasts in front of you and your first responds isn't to grab them and put them in your mouth, you're gay.

>>510502309
this is me except for mornings before work, and not every night. i quit porn years ago otherwise it would be higher like this anon

>>510502188 (OP)
I find most women disgusting. Once a month if even that.

>>510504454
I've read that doujin. Kind of wish I had a moth milf mommy to rape me in a garden shed and mindbreak me until I become utterly devoted to her.

>>510502188 (OP)
>tattoo
coalburner

>>510505060
very nice I am hope you not subscribing to her premium services!

>>510502188 (OP)
So far, 3 times today. I do it when girls text me because I don't want to waste the time it takes to fuck them.

average ~1.6/day

>>510505764
based, I used to match with girls on dating apps, fap to them, then unmatch because for some reason I don't see them sexy anymore and get bored with them quickly, but they are real so it hits different than rando girls on the internet

>>510503874
this

Enough times so that I am protected from an evil woman mind-controlling me.

>>510505521
>i'm married and wear a chastity cage
and how often do you felch man chowder out of her orifices, cuckanon?

>>510505630
if a beautiful display of breasts was in front of me id ask her to put them away and please scan my shopping.

>>510505904
I literally did this and the girl never forgave me.

>>510505737

why bother? its available for free

>>510505856
a good gauge to know if you really like a girl is to jerk off to her and if you still have interest in talking to her, you know

>>510505659
>>510504454
s... sauce?

>>510502188 (OP)
I go in waves. Nut free for weeks, then daily unless my wife gets involved, then I’m good for a couple weeks

Byproduct of avoiding menstrual cycles and timing ovulation I guess

>>510504349
>>510502680
Are to nofap/semen retention benefits true? I fap every 3 days or so and whenever I try to retain I can't get past the two week mark my libido explodes. So I haven't made it long enough to experience the so called "super powers" in the first place.

>>510502188 (OP)
hardly ever. my power level is off the charts

>>510505940
true, problem is I have very specific look and body that make my dick tingle, only few girls that I dated checked that, now tho alone enjoying peaceful faps with no dramas

>>510503068
How often she gets you off?

>>510505870
lol. no cucking. not into that. i'd clean up my own stuff if she wanted me to. never actually tried it though.

>>510503394
This except I feel like it’s bad that I dnt do this enough

I think this entire hate yourself for being straight and looking at tits thing is really stupid and unnatural

>>510506196
how does she get off then?

>>510505915
no you didnt and she doesnt exist. only two checkout women have gotten their tits out for me in my life and both times they were scanning my shopping. im too bloody handsome for my own good.
>>510506007
i have no idea if they are true or not, i can say i felt no different than usual. also, i didnt do it to retain semen or owt, it was mostly because i wasnt interested in masturbating for a while unfortunately, and then when i did i found that my dick wasnt working properly. i wouldnt advise any man not use his dick for proling periods of time now that i have forst hand knowledge of the consequences.

>>510505429
Blame the jannies

theres something women dont get, that if the bottom of their curve is too high it looks goofy
this is close to ideal unlike BBL whores and other fat mishapen women but still goofy looking, her widest point should be a little lower
and her knees are kinda thin for how big she is
what im trying to say is 2/10 would not bang

If I don't bust at least once every 3 days I get unbelievably horny. Longest I've gone without busting was like 7 days and my balls started to hurt I think my balls were overloaded with cum

You niggers have to stop using your hands and try pic related. It's designed and made by japs.

>>510503624
to what then?

>>510506292
Yeah i figured the benefits could be placebo. Or just the result of less anxiety as the guilt that comes from fapping would be gone, and they're spending that time on something more productive like gym.