Thread 510539991

/pol/ will defend this...

Wealth hoarding is mental illness like every other form of hoarding, it's just socially accepted.

>>510539991 (OP)
We aren't monke and money doesn't rot.

>>510539991 (OP)
Wealth hoarding is bad if thr rich are pedophiles who buy yachts to fuck kids on like trump.

>>510539991 (OP)
Monkey's don't know how to invest their bananas to increase how many bananas they can harvest next year. People do.

Only poor people hoard their wealth, which is usually why they're poor. Rich people invest it, which is what causes society to continue to develop.

>>510539991 (OP)
>"wealth"
I bet that roastie thinks that means money in the bank, not the value of a company they built.

>some monkeys do hoard food, but it's not a universal behavior across all monkey species. Chimpanzees, for example, are known to hoard food, particularly in situations where rank plays a role in access to resources. However, bonobos, another type of primate, are known for their generosity and willingness to share, even when it means giving up their own food.
Kikes are Chimps
I dunno who Bonobos are, Mormons?

>woman with an opinion

Discarded.

>>510540295
>money doesn't rot
>what is inflation

>>510539991 (OP)
You can't hoard bananas, retard.
Banana plants can produce ~3m if properly cared for. A sizable amount would just produce a lot of waste.

This skank can only think i terms of monkeys because she fucks niggers.

this is such a retarded take it's mind blowing. the strongest animals in most species hoard resources, everything from food to females. the fact that you made me read this complete moron's bullshit makes me hate you.

well does the monkey own the banana plantation? have a 100 monkeys working for him? who are paid in bananas? and organises the harvest and logistics of growing, transporting and processing the bananas? unless that's the case I don't see how the comparison holds, but now let's talk about the monkeys wearing little hats that tell you that they'll keep your bananas safe in a warehouse, then give you a voucher that represents the banans you have in the warehouse, then you can start using those vouchers instead of trading the bananas themselves, then the funny hat monkeys start lending other monkeys bananas, lending vouchers for 10 bananas then asking 30 back, then let's say there's 200 bananas in the warehouse, but they've loaned out 500 bananas, so you have a lot of imaginary bananas in the economy that only exist on paper, then you have a banana debt based economy where if people suspect that the funny hat monkeys can't pay the debts back it all collapses

hoarding behavior is a result of trauma and OCD.
many of them become attached to junk as a means of coping to feel safe and secure.
thinking "one day I will use this"
the difference between them and wealth hoarders is that people who hoard wealth tend to utilize their wealth more often than hoarders utilitzing old pizza boxes and dead cats.

>>510539991 (OP)
>if this behavior happened in animals we would pathologize and study them in the presupposition of a moral human behavioral analog instead of as animals

>>510540612
Kek. Good shit

>>510539991 (OP)
I bet she supports open borders.

>>510540623
and then the funny hat monkeys invite the alphas of different packs to a secret little island where they fuck baby monkeys, and tell the alphas that if they don't go to war on their behalf then they'll release footage of them fucking baby monkeys, so now the alphas of various packs have to send their troops to attack other packs that the funny hat monkeys don't like

guess she never read any aesop's fables
one animal works all summer to collect food to survive the winter
the other does not
does the industrious animal owe the lazy animal anything?

>>510539991 (OP)
It's Calvinism unironically.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DHHV3lMTbI

>>510539991 (OP)
Bananas are perishable, they cannot be hoarded.
If they could, the monkey would figure out how to exchange the bananas for labour or other items from the other monkeys, the same way humans do.
You linked a Twitter post from a woman, you are a moron.

>>510539991 (OP)
Commie zoomers aren't even familiar with basic classical literature

>>510541185
the grasshopper is just a gypsy THOUGH

>>510539991 (OP)
how did the monkey get the bananas? if the money figured out some new way to get bananas and the other monkeys can't do what he does, then they deserve to starve.
What good is a monkey that cannot find a banana for itself?

>>510539991 (OP)
You can't eat money. Analogies are not arguments

>>510539991 (OP)
That's too long stopped reading half way.

>>510539991 (OP)
But mokeys literally do that. They do not share if the other monkeys don't know about their stash of food. That was literally scientifically testet and proven because faggots believed monkeys had the altruism trait just like humans but no, they don't. I hate this "animals are better than us" crowd so fucking much.

>>510541445
unless they're made out of chocolate

>>510541078
Have you never heard of dried bananas, pajeet? European squirrels figured out how to dry food. Why can't African monkeys do the same?

>>510539991 (OP)
Monkeys are known to chimp out when they do the work, but they're not rewarded, and watch other monkeys being rewarded while not doing the work. They understand fairness.

>>510539991 (OP)
If one monkey could only survive due to gibs from other monkey and was violent to the only monkey giving it gibs scientist would study that monkey to find out what the hell is wrong with it

>>510539991 (OP)
>shitlibs identify with monkeys who also can't into long-term thinking
Checks out.

Bitch if I see you touch a fucking banana in my presence imma flip and bite your mothafuckin hand

>>510539991 (OP)
does she realize that monkeys actually do this?
I have watched HUNDREDS of hours of macaque videos, that's literally all those fuckers do. They sit around and if one of the monkeys eats out of turn, every single other monkey will gang up on it and beat the living shit out of it. If you're a small monkey and all the food gets eaten before you're allowed to eat, tough shit, you're not eating.
Monkeys are fucking pieces of shit, the only worthwhile non-human primates are orangutans, chimpanzees, and gorillas, because they have some semblance of nonviolent culture where they're not perpetually in a state of third-world violence with their own blood relatives.

>>510539991 (OP)
The scientists will put the monkey on the cover of Forbes.

>>510539991 (OP)
That’s not how nature works at all you fucking retard. These people are subhuman. They claim to represent science and then say shit like this

>>510539991 (OP)
I think we should end H1-B. The job market crashed and no one is talking about it

>>510539991 (OP)
Squirrels do hoard food and don't share no one studies them