Thread 510548899

No humour allowed

They're coming for your in minecraft

>>510549139
More proof

Human: This is funny, haha.
Cats: No. This is accurate.

No laughing matter.

>>510549952
Stealing this

>>510549368
War. War never changes.

>>510548899 (OP)
Lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your "pol humor" threads
Face it, most poc will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers

>>510551300
Thank you for your service

>>510551300
In honor of the blessing:

>>510551540
>florida
Ohhhhhh okay

>>510548899 (OP)
but you ah rook arike

>>510548899 (OP)
I’m so terrified of this. Someone told me to take a sharpie and mark on my baby’s foot immediately after delivery

>>510551300
Checked and double blessed
Your one of the good ones, guy.

>>510554030
They typically don’t take them out of the room anymore

>>510554030
Okay, Michael Scott.

>>510554784
Even my hospital that talked a big game about “rooming in” wanted to take my son away for the pediatrician eval. We made them do it in the room, but nonetheless…

>>510554030
Better to just carve a swastika. Cant wash that off!

>>510554700
You're*

>>510556543
Based kings find a way to move it while we trade ours in because the onboard computer says it's broke.

>>510556543
Probably what it's like to drive a steam engine.

>>510548899 (OP)
prob wasn't an accident but fate is fate we suppose and would raise our child all the same. Something something something balance something something something equality and whatever.

>>510549368
>2 retards fighting

>>510548899 (OP)

>No humour allowed

even a little bit?

>>510551300
Blessed!

>>510556543
Warhammer Orks is not based off Africans okay? The entire community has settled this.

>>510549044
LOL! i can't fucking believe that's actually real, haha! imagine taking a piss with that fucking robot staring you down with its' life-less face hahahaha!!!

>>510551540
interesting. might try it at some point.

>>510554030
sharpies can be washed away. better to make a little cut on your kid's toe, or something.

>>510549952
>Sir, second iceberg hit the Titanic

>>510559281
>wants to be: male doctor
what an odd thing to specify

>>510558061
wtf is this shit?

>>510551300

You are a scholar and a gentleman. I would let you be my mohel, no homo.

>>510549952
now I'm going to hell twice for laughing at two tragedies

>>510558061
Well this was quite jarring

>>510558727
kek

>>510558061
>Officer Wiggum to fuck it all up at the end
Slaughter pigs

>>510556543
Based mekboyz

>>510554030
What you want to do is immediately stab your baby. Security is much tighter on the neo-natal ICU.

>>510548899 (OP)
How did the find out tho?

>>510558061
>no Lisa Simpson rape scene
Why even live

>>510548899 (OP)
lmao arr rook same

>>510550630
It did, faggot. It moved from men vs men to men and machines vs man and machines (tanks, artillery) (add a little drone to the machines list) and will lead to drones (anything remotely or autonomous) vs drones.
Dude it changed multiple times within 120 years

>>510562601
Retards. Retards never change.

>>510562601
Men being shredded by grapeshot in the Napoleonic wars is much the same as men being shredded by drones.

>>510556543
This is kinda based, not gonna lie.

What they mean by this?

>>510559620
Beats the jewish system of using an electric dildo to extract semen from fallen service members

>>510559318
Do you want some recipes?

>>510559620
>>510563907
Here it is

>>510563907
Fucking with people when they sleep is nigger tier. Deserves the death penalty.

Only 300 a day!

>>510563866
Lol. :)
Try: "La Fronse."

That said: "Nabeer giv up, Fren!" \o

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uX04r9bv2vU&list=RDuX04r9bv2vU&start_radio=1

et, bien sûr, celle-ci...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9_NOdt33q0&list=RDr9_NOdt33q0&start_radio=1

Courage.

>>510549044
Why are subhumans utterly INFATUATED with piss & shit & genitals??

>>510564498
Is this Deus Ex?

>>510554030
Unless you're brown, you probably won't mistake your baby for the rest of them in a western hospital these days.

>>510549368
I prefer the REAL inorganic object servant dog

>>510564889
I had my grandfather who was 100% from burgundy . Guess I can return to my roots

>>510563866
What did the Chinese mean by this? Cohencidence??? I think not.

>>510565153
sad kek but sad

>>510556543
my dad loves to macguyver barely working machines/appliances and gets it to work in third world ways, going to show him this he'll love it

>>510564565
heckin cute and valid

>>510565588
Checked!
Me too & my entire family. And, what is more, I will not forget, that today, I met a Fren!
Remember me, also.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aLWa_sZhto&list=RD3aLWa_sZhto&start_radio=1
Never doubt that we shall win!
\o

>>510564071
>>510564306
>>510563907
Ok, I knew about this but I didn't know they used a dildo. So they cut your cock and suck on it when you're born, then they sodomize you. Then they sodomize you again after you die. I bed these "people" need a lot of chickens, man.

>>510565437
Like something out of a horror film

>>510551540
if you want to chase the real jenkem dragon you have to go on a quest of no return to the fart of darkness

>>510566940
Kawai'i!!!

yes, you're all detected

>>510568305
Is that anything like the critically acclaimed Codex Pajeet 3?

>>510549368
Is that a Hind-D?

>>510549044
>>510559620
Someone should animate these two

>>510568040
OUTTA MY YARD SKANK

>>510568499
@grok is this true?
https://rumble.com/c/CodexIndia/videos

>>510559620
>THE MASTERBATION MAXHINE IS REAL

>>510549044
I would show that robot how I can do the helicopter with my dick!!
then I would piss in its face to establish dominance.

>>510556543
Imagine being the smartest nigger and being able to do shit like this but still have to be a nigger, surrounded by regular retard niggers for all your life.

>>510567168
Sure fren hope the burgundy separatist state will be free one day

>>510568963
Is that your channel anon?

>>510556543
Huh. A literal Nigger rig.

>>510548899 (OP)
Imagine being so cucked you give your child to some strangers in a hospital...

>>510568963
>https://rumble.com/v6qf5xc-totally-repulsive.html
Kek

>>510556543
playing rust on a pvp server

>>510568040
THERES A MUZZIE SHEBOON IN THE YARD! Get the rock salt rounds!

>>510569815
>*Chuckles* Well actually, that's just the ceiling bird.

>>510563907
>tfw you lied about how much pineapple juice you had been drinking

>>510569897
Idk why this made me laugh so hard but kek

>>510556543
This is actually cool as shit. Junk machines are neat.

>>510569457
no it's codex moonman bruce from australia, he's around here posting still. the pajeets are still trying to shit it down

>>510558061
Guess the dental plan is no longer needed.

>>510548899 (OP)
Lol why the fuck do they put babies in boxes it must be some american inspired humiliation ritual like cutting off the dick

>>510570149
this is what happens when a cruise ship is too fancy to bolt down furniture

>>510559281
This makes me proud to be white, and fills me with joy.

>>510570515
Ah yes the famous American city of Tokyo

>>510571569
Sneed it or feed it?

>>510558061
That got a bit dark.

>>510572051
Sneed then feed

>>510556543
I always hear the Fury Road theme playing in my head when I watch this clip. I witnessed thee! Ride eternal, shining and ebony.
>>510566216
I've been poor white trash my whole life and I'm exactly like your dad. I love seeing machines come to life again and being the color of printer paper makes me feel like a necromancer irl.
I'd like a more aesthetic world, but this will have to do for now. Much respect to the necromancers around the world; black brown, or white, we'll bring it back to life.

>>510572571
PASSWORD ACCEPTED
FENT REACTOR ENGAGED

>>510572730
Those minions are silly.

>>510572869
Accessing file coonmusic.wav

>>510559281
I like how it looks like the sign itself has been hit by something.

>>510568411
Lol! These fucking pepo! Lol.

>>510549044
>shit in its urinal
>it gives me a high-five

>>510550050
Kys yourself

>>510556543
>You will never go on a road trip on a truck held together by hope and friendship
I don't think i could get more than two guys to man the cooling tanks

>>510568040
Want the real horror? His limbs were broken and mutilated at birth to increase begging value.

>>510564403
It's not border crossings. It's encounters. They have no way of keeping track of how many people run through a cartel tunnel until 3 years later when they find it

>>510574989
>>510566216
There's a lot of documentaries on youtube of just this kind of thing. Africans out in the middle of nowhere overloading some beaten down truck and taking off on a 300km journey which ends up taking literal months because there's no roads or anything.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRi3HqHOd_Q

>>510575474
Are they H1B1 Indian hires? Lol that's funny for once, way to go Horsey you faggot.

>>510562344
don't you mean Maggie?

>>510574690
Tbh, one day, if you ever step on a Rego, (and, i do not wish this on you) ... you will envy the dead. That day, you will understand and regret your mocking!

>>510563907
We got 40k apothecaries irl before gta6

>>510575881
>what's the hardest thing about walking thru a field of dead babies
>your erection

>>510559620
1up

>>510549139
Why do people search for things when you can just go steal a book from the library.

>>510549952
It’s alright, I didn’t need my sides anymore anyway.

>>510575673
I remember reading some travel blog about this couple and possibly their son going through Africa and the misery of traversing through roads that Africans destroy so they can charge travelers when they help them. There was also a case of an abandoned truck where the owner was paying some guys to live there because he couldn't bring it back to his place. It was just a truck in the middle of nowhere near a village with no working road and the nog would go stand watch every day because he kept getting paid.

Similar stories from the Spaniard YouTuber rideme5. He went on a years long trek on a motorcycle through pretty much every African country he was allowed into. The amount of fuckery you just don't comprehend. They lie for no fucking reason just so they don't look bad, they see someone lighter skinned than them and demand money, the corruption at the low level is through the roof although the average African villager is too simple to try to fuck you over but will willingly fuck over his fellow African for a quick buck with no forethought as to how he is fucking over the village/city in the long term

>>510554030
Just have a home birth, retard. Can’t get your baby switched if no other babies are present.


t. Had 2 home births and 2 hospital births. Home birth wins by a thousand miles.

>>510551300
Based blessed leaf.

>>510572051
What?

>Tokyo hospital "accidentally" switches two babies
This made me think about the story that in France about 10% of babies did not have their father's DNA; they were of another man. My reaction was that 1/10 French men are cuckolds which is a large number.
Reading this story I thought about it again how many of the French babies were accidentally switched and how many were switched on purpose.

>>510559281
Orange man bad!

>>510576048
lmaooo

>>510558061
Was The Simpsons ever good? Long time ago after hearing genx faggots constantly cumming their pants about it I got a season on DVD and I don't think I ever even finished it. Shit was just like cartoon Seinfeld but more gay.

>>510568305
>The sequel

>>510564247
So they want to breed the dead Palestinians so that they can kill them some more?

>>510548899 (OP)
Post laineys.

>Go to Lainey IG
>pick a cartoon of hers
>add /pol/ flavor to it
>post it here
>???
>profit

>>510577582
The Simpsons have been a soulless husk for longer than they have been good. Check out some episodes from the mid 90s.

>>510576837
Lol. I remember this. But, also this...

>>510550050
reddit tard

>>510559620
>Dr. Le Semen

>>510556543
I built something like this in Crossout once I think...

>>510579359
I was 37 when I met my wife. She was 24

>>510579194
You know what, I bet she's really a sweetie deep down under all that lefty feminist programming and bad life decisions that she was groomed into. She just wants a non beta in her life to give her the tingles. I could fix her.

>>510579739
I've come around to the idea that it will almost never matter because women are perpetual teenagers anyway. I've met 45 year old women that may as well have been 15.

>>510558594
kekarooooo!

>>510549044
Why does it have arms?

>>510565530
I don't understand how niggers got this technology before poos

>>510581478
Does that make you uncomfortable?

>>510581527
shitting in a container and sealing it is technologically too close to how an outhouse functions

>>510550050
nothing to do with fucking politics at all and is 9gag unfunny garbage
get the fuck out

>>510549952
>iceberg
>berg
i fucking knew it

>>510579194
>54+ tattoos.
Holy mental issues.

>>510581478
Happy ending

>>510580631
The dog gets me every time.

>>510579739
>not 2+4
reddit

>>510581616
>you didn't do the wiggle dave
>you have to the wiggle to get the last drip dave
kek

>>510558302
good one

>>510548899 (OP)
>"accidently"
nurses that do this should be hanged.

>>510548899 (OP)
>HA
no
>HA
no

O dreadful OP, whuyei mustk things bee thisz waay?

>>510565437
>That filename

>>510551540
I miss TOTSE way cooler than this fuckin place

>>510548899 (OP)
Based investigative powers of the interwebs, a series of tubes of course!

>>510548899 (OP)
>Hospital: Arr rook arike!

>>510548996
But kill yourself in a singular act against a specific opponent as though it makes a dent in this onslaught against parental rights.

>>510556543
i werks. lmao. let's hope they never get their hands on an airplane.

>>510577582
If you're a millennial, no. For Gen x and boomers there's so many references to shit they grew up watching. It stops being good around 94, it stops being mediocre around 97.

>>510579194
>graduated 16 years ago
She's 38 or 39 now.

>>510577582
>>510584017
Gen X here
Don't know what you're talking about
I fucking hated the simpsons
It was seriously embarrassing to go to another country and have them quote bart goddamned simpson to me...
I fuckin HATED it
I think I saw like one episode, once
Maybe
Fuck I dunno - I was out of the country for the entirety of the 1990s

>>510568478
Indian on left has on a Soundgarden black sun shirt lmfao

>>510554030
Write "NO CIRCUMCISION" on his forehead

no humor allowed? don't mind if I do!

>>510577582
Millennial here, I thought the simpsons was quite funny, not always funny but I got some good laughs, like I thought it was better than family guy, family guy could be funny sometimes too

>>510548899 (OP)
From the moment of birth, NEVER EVER let your baby unmonitored!!! Never let "medical" staff be alone with your baby - NEVER!
How often does this need to be repeated???

>>510568133
Would

>>510585652
kek based

>>510585704
do you have some scary stories? its odd how scammy the whole medical field seems right now

>>510585652
I look like that and say that

>>510585955
Well this obviously. Forced stealth vaccines, human trafficking, organ trade, etc. In the US it's not uncommon to circumcize them without asking parents and so on. Mistreatment through nurses, etc. All of this is so easily prevented by monitoring your baby permanently.

>>510549044
nope nope nope nope nope nope NOPE

>>510549368
WW3: Robot Wars Edition

>>510566216
based pops

i love how ai image generation just proves the right cant meme

go back

>>510586281
Fuck you. I'm proud to be straight. I'm proud to be white. You can never take that from me

>>510559620
>Where can I purchase one of these women?

>>510558061
This is heavily inspired/ripping off the movie "You're Next". I don't know if it was a legitimate couch gag for a Treehouse of Horror or something. I wouldn't put it past modern Simpsons.
>>510577582
Yeah it used to be one of the funniest shows on television. It probably influenced pop culture more than any other program in history too.
It had a really solid joke density and the jokes ran a full range from stupid puns, slapstick, pop culture references/parody, and genuinely clever jokes. There was something for just about every taste of humor.

The show was only truly great from S2-8 and 10-12 were hit or miss. Everything after that can be safely ignored.

>>510558061
well that escalated quickly

>are you sure you wouldn't like to see more of the pills menu
>there are other ones
>...alright then

>>510549368
No more Michael Bay transformers please.

>>510587428
great
you don't need to shove it down my throat

>>510588313
2

>>510588313
3

thanks for the unfunny garbage, rangeban mutts

>>510558061
I was outraged that Lisa survived but keked at the end
>>510561718
get off your high horse, that's in character for wiggum

good humor thread. minimal kikery and shitlibs, how nice

>>510586281
handicapped parking spaces should be reduced by half. I've never seen Even a third taken up in any parking lot. also wat shit fag

>>510577914
No they’re doing it to jews not palis; they’re breeding more jews.

>>510581254
Better late than never!

>>510586466

get aids

>>510568340
>like that in the Catholic Church

Lavanda Maffia backed by americans aka freemasons also communists both of them protected with american coup d etat against Benedictus.

>>510574379
Who are the female joggers catcalling?

>>510550050
It’s ok faggot, I thought it was funny. Again, sorry about your terminal faggotry though :,(

>>510587631
Submit to the nearest juggernaut, train

>>510575104
Is that true?
@grok

>>510579194
Why do women bios feel like they're trying to attract other women? She hasn't advertised a single thing about herself that a man would find attractive. It's like a guy filling his bio with football, craft beer, and video games talk.

>>510572051
Yeah...this is just stupid nonsense. It means nothing and isnt a reference to anything other than
>Muh niggers

>>510587383

they came for the gypsies
and I did not speak
they came for the gays,
and I did not speak
then they came for the jews
and I spoke up
>Hey you missed one

>>510576758
Bottom right isn't wrong.

>>510557238
lol

>>510585373
Finally a billboard that gets it

>>510565437
>Delhi dynamics

>>510590070
bitch acting like the megamind filter going to hide her age
school age with college age is weird but hell i went to uni at 19
i have known three bitches like this in my life two of them named becky and every one of them would snipe young cock whenever they could
doing it is bad enough, projecting your predatory shit onto a young guy is next level bullshit

>>510589514
>carsick
You get over that before you turn 10 wtf

>>510563958
>Omigawd! Someone is dangling from that roof! He could fall any moment!!
>Should we go over and push the ladder up to him?
>Nah fuck that just call 911 they'll deal with it.