>News

https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/life-is-good-in-starmerland-its-a-shame-about-britain/

Josh is a paedophile

wank me off with an oven glove

hate the police

>>510563937

Exactly how is a general election going to happen next year? (Spoiler: there won't be one)

Hyacinth hate wanks

I pump birds and it's real

>>510564047
spoiler, we'll be at war by then

they should've imported 25k thais instead

Ah so after seething for the whole day and likely crying over his doomed political aspirations he's deigned to respond

https://xcancel.com/RobertJenrick/status/1945552505712132439#m
>The Afghan Response Route has been a complete disaster.
>Yes, we have an obligation to keep safe those who had genuinely risked their lives for us and those we’d endangered, who now face credible threats.
Actually we don't. Not going to post the rest of it but it's all blather. The interesting bits are this

>I first learned of the data leak and plan to resettle people after the super-injunction was in place. Parliamentary privilege is not unlimited; I was bound by the Official Secrets Act.
>In internal government discussions in the short period before my resignation, the then Home Secretary, Suella Braverman, and I strongly opposed the plans to bring over 24,000 Afghan nationals.
Blame shifting as per

Feel Like Pure Shit Just Want Her Back x

>sat in a park in Megacity 1 enjoying a £3.50 Mr Whippy
>contemplating the hordes of teens on stolen Lime bikes
>realise the solution to preventing bicycle thefts was just to give them free bicycles
>finish Mr Whippy
>go home

I'm just gonna say it; I'm probably in the top 10 best Brit/pol/ posters

>>510563937
isn't that a julian barrat sketch

>>510564047
Vote of no confidence. The way things are heading it's totally plausible

How often do you listen to Irish nasheed??
https://youtu.be/40igFDaPDBc

>Fascist regime of ex-soldiers after military defeat
>"Betrayed" by politicians
>Seek revenge by judicial means
>Remove politics from society through judicial power
>PM tried in new Supreme Court
>"Family values", "rights", "dignity", "a community of communities"
>Pic unrelated

Shes in dead nigger heaven now.

>>510564085
I love Awacs planes, always thought they were really interesting. Same with the old Nimrod spy fleet that David Cameron mothballed, the cunt.
Always something really cool about these large planes that do the less glamourous stuff of war fighting.

ZERO resignations over this particlar scandal.
When was the last time an MP resigned?

my bbc waifu looks thinner

>Hello, Keir?
>The Afghans have been into the Geranium patch again

>>510564223
Labour has an overwhelming majority. They'll vote against it.

>>510564139
I'd eat her vegetable iykwim

>>510564302
I liked it when she called her fellow nignogs coons

>>510564370
Have you seen Ben Wallace's statement over it? He's doubled down. Someone ought to tell him that shamelessly trying to commit treason against your people isn't 'honourable'.

>>510564223
>labour with a massive majority are going to vote for an election with Reform breathing down their necks
Just think for a second. The situation in 1979 was very different, Labour were barely clinging on, the lost the vote by a majority of ONE. It's not happening. The election will happen in 2028 at the earliest and only if they feel it's worth it to go a bit earlier.

>>510564370
Bojo made it legal for MPs to not resign if they've been found with their hands in the cookiejar

>>510564370
they're all women now
they can just say they were on the rag

first time back in the gym in weeks feel amazin'

pool, sauna, jacuzzi afterwards too

bastard are asking for £80 a month membership though wtf

have a nice tune:
https://youtu.be/4ul7KdQRk2Q?si=492SQ-wdHTkeedcz

we're getting the good afghans tho the ones that fought on our side

>>510564589
Bus wanker

>>510564307
for me it's Poseidon P-8s buzzing cruise ships looking for Russian subs using them as cover

>>510564223
>>510564514
And another thing, why the fuck are the tories (the only people who can make it happen) going to table a motion of no confidence when the Tories are not far off going extinct? Some of you spout things like no confidence but don't understand what it is you're actually saying.

>>510564589
youre just a middle class version of josh

>>510564567
I remember at College there was a lass who was being temperamental and I said to a lass I was friendly with "I bet she's on the rag again".
Almost got me thrown out, worth it though.

Lads I earn 55k look at me.

>>510564589
good for you. Mark picrel as a low point, and don't let it happen again

>>510564637
But we were clearly the bad guys in that war

>>510564430

>>510564731
what's that? jiz blowback?

>>510564637
>the afghans that turned against their own people and fought for the GAE
>surely they won't turn against us

>>510564772
>Please be real, please be real, please be real

What's this cunt up to now? Can we deport him?

>In their briefing paper, seen by the Mail, officials warned: 'The recent far-right disorder targeting asylum seekers and Muslim communities was the worst outbreak of racial violence in the UK for decades.

>'We know that 15 out of the 20 primary disorder hotspots are in the top 20 per cent of local authorities with the highest numbers of supported asylum seekers and Afghan resettlement arrivals.'

15/20 hotpots occured where these Afghans were placed. Afghan nationals in the UK are 22x more likely than Brits to be convicted of sexual offences.

>>510564731
>when a black woman says hola

>>510564873
>realized
It's american if it is, so even more scripted and planned than our reality

>>510564637
The boy molesting Afghans that fought for jewish interests? Those are the good guys?

She's pulling a fast one with the numbers

https://news.sky.com/story/is-there-15bn-of-wiggle-room-in-rachel-reevess-fiscal-rules-13396836

>>510564656
they used to shout "briefcase wanker" at school to me because one day i put my books in a brown leather briefcase i inherited from my grandfather .. never brought it in again but it stuck for a week or so
>>510564712
mate i'm nothing like him the only thing we have in common is faceposting on /pol/
>>510564725
i need some tough love from a father figure might join a jiu jitsu club or something

>>510564524
Looks like maltesers.

>>510565017
>her property
yeah it's way too affirmative to be bongistani

>>510564712
He is Josh
Josh just stole his images from facebook
why do you think he can post "his" face but can't ever post a timestamp?

>>510564952
It doesn't matter, I live in an area of the country that is relatively well to do I had a hospital appointment last week and got chatting to an old boy and his missus and he was talking about how much he's pissed off over the state of the country and his taxes even in retirement paying for his replacement.
Then today on my way back from work I saw an older lass chatting to a fella about her age both out walking their dogs and talking about what's going on and I quote "I'm fucking sick of having to pay for these bastards who hate us, it's time for us whites to learn to stick together".
I almost wanted to speak up and chat to them but thought best not you never know these days. But more and more normal, everyday people are getting sick to the back teeth of being taken for a ride.

I once got bummed hardcore as a young buck. The cock slid up my backside and he kept thrusting which was painful going "UNGH UNGH UNGH UNGH" I said be gentle and he told me to shutup.

My eyes rolled to the back of my head after getting bummed for about 5 minutes, he kept tapping my bleeding g spot, I was in a femboy trance.

Afterwards my asshole was a pulsing and gaping mess with white goo oozing out of it.

>The people I infiltrated after learning Farsi and Persian on behalf of MI6 for military intelligence in Cambridge? Y'know, the ones we went to war with?
>Yea, them. Bring them over.

>>510565140
there would be wiggle room if the vibes so fucked

>>510563889
Maybe, but Brexit was the dumbest vote in world history.

>>510565140
What about the £22bn blackhole?
>>510565191
And softer than a stress ball.

>boomer: we should have taken EVERY interpreter from afghanistan, they were our responsibility, they knew they were going to be killed by the taliban, it's awful that we didn't
>how many?
>boomer: 3,000
>check original number
>5,000
>check new number
>20,000
>check official statistics
>116k afghanis here when *self reporting* for the 2021 census
And then 20k costed us billions according to the one judge and the BBC article...

>>510565318
looks like a jim henderson muppet

>>510565371
>>116k afghanis here when *self reporting* for the 2021 census
I think now we're going to be among the top countries in the world with an Afghan diaspora, especially as Pakistan and Iran are deporting all of theirs. What a dubious honour to have.

>>510565149
>"briefcase wanker"
arent you 27? im the same age and dont remember anyone talking about the inbetweeners at school, people used to talk about waterloo road a lot tho

>still trying the blocklarp
Oh dear this is just desperate

>>510565140
>Find £15bn with this one simple trick

>woganon posting sexy brown women
I'm not complaining

>>510565345
>£22b black hole
What's the betting they don't mention it again now that there's £7b to use as a stick to beat Tories with.

>>510565371
>Afghan interpreters
>... now for the NHS

>>510565471
England shall be the latest ummah to join the fold.
>>510565561
Jolly good.

>>510565342
Brexit was a vote against one group of cunts abroad. Which is fine, but more needed to be done about the group of cunts at home. That was the real issue, because people just went back to vooting tory/labour thinking everything's going to change.

>>510565591
Imagine if labour decided to deport them all because Afghanistan is safe now and it would cover some of the £22 billion neg hole

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvMsp7s78Do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvMsp7s78Do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvMsp7s78Do

>>510565647
Cute black charcoal waifu with a tight horse-pussy just begging for a BWC to breed her

>>510565298
I bet that didn't happen.

>>510565371
The figures both financial and human dross are frightening. What were they thinking?

I hope Jezza starts shit stirring soon.

>>510565591
They won't talk about black holes because of the black hole they themselves created when trying to reduce (lol) welfare.

>>510565493
i'm 29 mate
i never watched the show as i didn't find it funny in the slightest (that said the episode with french lad was pretty hilarious) so didn't get the reference at first

>>510565804
alri chesney ar kid?

Did I mention I earn 55k? I earn 55k.

>>510565614
But if we didn't have afghanis we wouldn't need to spend a billion quid on interpreters

>>510565751
More chance of us sending the ones who got banged up after Southport to Afghanistan in a 1 in 1 out scheme

>>510565845

>>510565591
>Find out next week on "Shit That Doesn't Matter"
PMQs is basically Coronation Street.
>>510565845
>horse-pussy
Thats an oddly specific fetish

>>510565872
Did you hear what happened to chippy lad

>>510565895
hea probably wears adult nappies and constantly literally stirs shit with his legs and balls

>>510566022
This just looks like a south Indian.

>>510565371
Apparently each individual british soldier would have had 5 interpreters.

>>510565958
new pasta just dropped

>>510565958

>>510565804
Chesney Hawkes didn't write this song. He sang it. He sang it, but Nik Kershaw wrote it. Did you know that when Nik Kershaw released his debut solo album Human Racing in 1984, he was younger than Cauldron is now. It was released in February 84, so he must have had most of the material written in 1982 or 1983. This means he's a much better poet and political commentator than Cauldron, at a younger age than Cauldron is now. Many of the political themes discussed in Human Racing are even more relevant and prescient now than they were during some of the most dangerous times of the cold war. Cauldron is no Nik Kershaw. He wants to be. But he's not.

>>510565281
>I saw an older lass chatting to a fella about her age both out walking their dogs and talking about what's going on and I quote "I'm fucking sick of having to pay for these bastards who hate us, it's time for us whites to learn to stick together".
Bit based.

>>510564725
>>510565958
Shut up Ted.

>>510566192
i used to live next door to nik kirshaw's mum

>>510566337
Was it near a tree by a river and a hole in the ground?

>>510565660
Brexit was the most retarded people you have ever seen thinking telling Polish and Romanians to go home would magically make all the brown people go away

Start mating with mixed women

>>510565647
That’s a dude

>>510566337
This is one of the greatest posts I've ever seen in my entire life. You have to tell us stories. There must be stories.

>>510566256
I'm proper racist but cor.

>>510566393
nah it was in bracknell
obamas mum lives there as well

>>510566256
>horse vagina
Ffs I can't unsee it now, I think that anon has put me off black lasses. It's making me flaccid

>Online safety bill looming
Can't believe, after all these years, I will make my last post ever on this general, might just say simply, "willies"

>>510566505
Was her mind a beacon in the veil of the night?

>>510566528
They also have terrible B.O. issues, their heads also stink because they wear wigs and don't wash their hair.

>>510565591
There's more of these they can't talk about. These are the £22b black hole

>>510566476
Is it the wobbly bits?
>>510566528
>horse vagina on a nigger
Know anyone good with Photoshop?

>>510563772 (OP)

>>510563772 (OP)
how long until Starmer is gone?

>>510566587
>might just say simply, "willies"
i think you mean post willy. we're all going to do it

Black pussy is tight like a horses or a duck. Ducks have curled cocks just like black men have long dicks to penetrate the tight black pussy because they don't want to breed.

But when a white mans nob enters the tight wet black pussy something divine happens...

All sins are forgiven

>>510566022
>chocogoth
lol

>>510566587
what date and time are we fucked? also is this an actual burger or a nothingburger? because last time we had a proper collective melty and it was a bit silly in hindsight

>>510565647
Looks like a nigger version of velma

>>510566690
AI is a fucking mong lol

>>510566406
poolacks and gypsies were part of the problem though, just not all of the problem. Like I said, the problem was only partially taken care of. Like partially fixing a leak. It's a step in the right direction, but if you don't follow through, then it's basically pointless.

>>510566597
They can be nice to look at
Some student nurse who used to live down me street, used to see her off to work in her blue NHS nurse top and it contrasted really nicely against her dark skin

>>510566888
BITCH ARE YOU FOR REEYAALLLL

>to argue that in too many areas regulation was acting as a “boot on the neck of business”, as she pledged sweeping changes to help revive the economy
Raising employer NI wasn't putting a boot on the neck of business though
Just imagine that

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2025/jul/16/rachel-reeves-city-banking-safeguards

>>510566960
Stop it.

>>510566888
Ok lads own up
Who thought it'd be funny to give the robot autism

>>510567166
Remember that trade deal Starmer made with India?
Where Indians can work here for 3 years without paying N.I.
Things are about to get a lot worse.

>>510567182
Her tits and arse lad, corrrr she was a banger

>>510567228
>robots claiming pip while humans work
Maybe that was the plan all along

>>510563889

He's a jew and thus a HOMOSEXUAL pedophile.

>>510565804
This song was written with malign state actors like Dago and their machinedemon sorcery like Palantir in mind. It is as prescient as that. Basically if you were to sum up its meaning in this context, it means "go and fuck yourselves."

>>510566767
I'd rather stick pins in my eyes or better still yours

>>510566689
It's the boobies. Not too keen on that one, though.

>>510567166
The "regulation is a boot on the neck of business" to me screams "shit we're losing control, the economy is going to crash! I need one of them fancy free market sounding phrases to keep them happy...ok, that one will do." It's just pure talk, say one thing but do another, don't know how people buy this shit.

>>510567300
>black robot

>>510567300
Might be accidental autism, side effects from the covid vaxx

Business idea: steel toe capped socks

>>510567262
Yeah but we got like tariff free prawns or something. And all their manufactured clothes (which are either cheap shit or ethnic Indian dress)

>>510567359

>>510566888
Nice drums
>>510567355
Boobs not big enough?

Most songs on the 1984 album Human Racing are even more offensive. Palantir struggles with riddles.

>>510566761
LETS ALL POST OUR WILLIES
>>510566832
Thursday 24th July 2025 @ 11.59PM
sorry lad, it's over

Business idea: one of youse wanking me off for half a bag of quavers

>>510566916
the problem is BOOMERS
the whole older generation will import cheap arse wipers forever

Don't get mad, get revenge.

Speaking of autism where's the lad from last night who couldn't pick up on sarcasm when he solved the maths clock face puzzle

He was a good lad

Business idea: pills that make you blind.

>>510567262
She seems to gearing everything towards the financial sector as the Holy Grail and fuck firms that actually employ people. Maybe she'll pull a Blair and deregulate the banks and mortgage lenders and we can have another crack at selling each other houses for ever inflated prices. It worked for Blair after all

>>510563772 (OP)
This midget admitted he was genetically jewish in a recent interview. He claims he's atheist, but his wife and kids are practicing religious jews, as well as genetic subhumans.

>>510567640
We already have Mounjaro for that. It's not a pill, but it can have the same effect.

>>510567532
Someone rightly pointed out that jeets own a lot of care homes so naturally the jeet councilor is going to call for more of her kind to come over and improve profit margins

>>510567532
the trick is not to give a shit, about anything

>>510566888
why would they program a robot with low impulse nigger behaviour

>>510567513
that's, that's not going on the brilliant ideas list actually

bit gay lad

Fizzy gravy
Incel fortune cookies
Donkey dentist
Apu (henry) hoover
Lego napoleon movie
Boots home euthanasia kit
Skagvent calendar
Cowboy themed italian restaurant
Contactless card 2p machines
Transparent Burqa for non-muslims
Philip Schofield Halloween mask
Shower beds
Deliveroo pints in glasses
Pockets for cats (kitpock)
Bic pen sharpeners
Vodka infused spam
Migrant hotel management video game
Tennis rackets for grenades
Eastern themed gay nightclub, the sultan of brooneye
Valentines meals for one
Ordnance survey globes
Kippah with hair on for secret jews
Iced porridge
Velcro toilet seats for astronauts
Monopoly migrant edition
Sycamore gap shaped plastic sex arse
Edible songs
Jeetshaker™
Automatic towels
Scratch posts for hedgehogs
Toilet roll for the colour blind
Upside down stairs
Bread but it's actually cotton wool
Tinned noodles
OnlyFarms
Butter that is butter
Shit scented air freshener for bummers
cocaine cut with glitter
A £1 gay bar called poundland

>>510567745
>Deliveroo pints in glasses
cor

>>510567692
yeah it's called dog shit, kids have been eating it since at least the 70's

>>510567734
Did you ever see that video of the 3 niggers bullying an ai humanoid bot so much that it tried running away?

>>510567696
go ahead and vote reform and see what they do then
they'll quadruple immigration just like the tories did because that's what the old people want, cheap arse wipers and they don't give a shit about the future of this country

>>510566888
>china

>>510564171
>>
I'm just gonna say it; I'm probably in the top 10 best Brit/pol/ posters

Isn't that a bit like being at the front of the line to get Bono's autograph?

>>510567692
Sounds inconvenient. I want pills.

>>510567734
It's an agricultural model

>>510566888
kek

>>510564873
happened in South Africa so many times already

>>510567532
Won't disagree mate. Boomers have caused much misery.

>>510567532
One white carer can do the job of 10 black ones, and all without battering anyone's nan.

josh spotted in /outer/ bragging about his diet and exercise routine lmaooooo

>>510567831
The Faragewave would be gargantuan

>>510567745
Steel toe capped socks.
Pills that make you go blind.
Sex arse rental shop.

>>510567952
the only whites who would've ever done that job are now all on pip getting free motability cars
not happening

>>510568013
Proud reformer

>>510567507
perhaps we just get range banned from the porny bits?

>>510567952
My mother works in care, and the among of times she complains about certain workers being utterly shit at their job. She seethes every time I probe for details (such as if they were a darkie or eastern euro) and always tells me not to be racist, she usually admits that it usually is darkies who are the issue though.

>>510568132
post hole

>>510567456
Its not happy about being on a zero hour contract

After 5 days of not cooming you put your cock into a pack of biscuits such as maryland cookies, jizz uncontrollably into the top of the packet, all your cookies are soaked with jizz aka soggy biscuit, then you eat them and it's counted as a flesh biscuit from aleister crowley himself, so you get a visit by a succubus from satan himself, enjoy jizzing my friends.

>>510568013
Zianami would've been a better name, fucking annoying that he stepped down as chairman

>>510568178
how much are they getting paid?
yeah, that's why.

>>510567300
>>510567359
WHAT DID THE CHINESE MEAN BY THIS??

>>510568178
>she usually admits that it usually is darkies who are the issue though
Many such cases
"The problem isn't that they're darkies," they say, without every putting together that the darkies seem to have all the problems

>>510568232
NO! It's beyond tedious that people keep whitewashing Farage as a saint just with bad advisors like he's some 17th century monarch. Farage is the leader and his cult has to die and him be exiled to political obscurity once he fucking ruins everything.

>>510568043
Aviation models cost extra

>>510568182

>>510568132
>The 50 year old Refoormer

>Brexit means Brexit
>Thinks Farage is a demi-god sent to "save" Britain
>Wants capital punishment to be brought back
>This country ain't what it used to be
>If they integrate their ok
>Has Union Jack flag flying in his front garden

>>510568390
I've been trying for ages, but I cannot come up with decent oceanic wordplay from either 'Nigel' or 'Farage'

>>510568319
Uyghur Beater 9000

>>510568458
>nige is just like us
>he goes to pub and smokes

>>510568043
>Steel toe capped socks.
>Pills that make you go blind
ADDED
>>510568043
>Sex arse rental shop
yeah nah

>>510568493
Mirage
Rigel

>>510568419
so we can grow more fruits and vegies and get more solar power? that's what they want isn't it?

>britpol rn

>>510568493
Who cares about being clever, just disparage him crudely until he's stepped over
>>510568419
based

>>510568419
>Air con
Bad!
>Electric heat pump
Good!

Might become a masked vigilante who uses technology stolen from the future to make the present better. Need a time machine first.

>runescape is down
ITS FUCKING OVER
I
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F
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I
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O
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Machinedemons like Palantir or related systems can fuck you up, ruin your life forever, or have you killed. Does that mean you should conform and comply with what you know is one of the most serious wrongs in human history so you can continue to exist for a little while longer?

>>510568685
How you gonna get a time machine if you don't have and technology?

>>510568685
"time machine"

>>510568610
Aren't the heat pumps specifically banned from pumping cold air?

>>510568773

>>510568762
No idea yet. I just want to atomise BAMEs with a plasma gun.

Wait thats only for America. European servers are fine. Nevermind.

>>510568685
Need a time machine last, so you can go back and give yourself all that technology

>>510566767
>But when a white mans nob enters the tight wet black pussy something divine happens...
W-what happens?

>>510568820
I can lend you mine

>>510568880
colonisation

>>510566767
I don't even want to know how you know those first two things.

>>510568859
This could work

Sell your soul and your principles for a few days. A year more, maybe two. Three if you're lucky. Then it's all gone in the nuclear war anyway.

>>510568880
bleaching

>>510568880
You get AIDS

Love seeing people i used to work with still working a shit low paid job. 2 years i worked with most of those fuckers and none of them ever say alright or hello when I see them. Must be shite seeing people move on to bigger and better things

>>510564925
he's on tour with Oasis making a documentary

I recently watched survival style 5+. It's a japanese horror/thriller. Anyway Vinnie Jones is in it as a hitman and he asked a character what his purpose in life is. He said it was making girls come but got killed anyway.

This gives me existential threat because since I was 13 I have been jacking off to girls into orgasmic bliss.

>>510568880
It hurts to pee

>>510568796
Yes, but air con runs on electric just as heat pumps do. Why is one considered bad and the other is going to save the planet?

>>510565371
>they were our responsibility,
they weren't my responsibility or yours. they were tony blairs.

>>510569252
Um, have you considered shutting the fuck up you chud? Ben Nevis is going to be underwater by 2026!

Feels like a wind of change is coming

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cd975y39ek8o

>>510569202
Did Mr. Sidhu finally promote you from shelf stacker to senior shelf stacker?

been out all days lads, what horrors have the British state unleashed on us today?

>>510569324
flush those turds

>can't figure out AC
>can't figure out iced tea

>>510569334
this is clearly a political slogan plastered over their cars and what have you

>>510569252
Heat pumps just use less leccy, and are generally going to be more efficient than A/C in a country which is cold and damp 9mo of the year like this place

Imagine getting shot with a crossbow only to have the scally that shot you pull the bolt out so he can shoot you again ... fuggg

Serious AI data centers are too thirsty for power and water. It's a zero sum game. The more they take the less there is for you. And that's not all.

>>510569334
It was unlawful because it made the poor oppressed alphabet people feel unsafe.

>>510569414
do you brew it cold?

>>510569470
No it isn't politics, it's outside of politics, it's called just being a heckin good person!

>>510569348
I went for a walk earlier. Every street was full of smelly browns in puffer jackets or those white sandrat dress things and they were all loudly talking in their hurka durka languages.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4gr103y3leo

Poshos in rural areas that have recently been "enriched" are hiring private security firms to patrol their local areas now. Pretty soon we'll see South African-style gated communities

>>510569334
>A case was brought against Northumbria Police Chief Constable Vanessa Jardine by Lindsey Smith, from Newcastle, who describes herself as "gender critical".
Fucking TERF Island lmao
This is just the Menopausal Oligarchy throwing their biscuit-stuffed weight around again and making sure their privileges don't get infringed, don't mistake it for 'putting woke back in the box' or whatever

>>510569348
1 bazillion migrants arrived today and are gonna be housed in luxury hotels, with free food.

I don't know what more you can say

>>510569590
yep
it uses lots of teabags too
pretty good with some lemon once you get used to it.

>>510569540
Reduce
Re-use
Recycle

Will bames be photo ID pornwalled

>>510566767
Why do you know so much about horse and duck minges?

>>510569714
My recollection was cold water but the recipe I've just read is normal hot water then chilled off in the fridge.

>>510569093
What a pointless fucking door. Can't even close the cunt.

>>510569760
They don't need porn. They can just grab random 12 year olds off the street and have their way with them if they want.

>>510569665
This. Anti Tranny shit is just feminism getting buffed. It's why anti tranny views are allowed now, and people eat it up not seeing the bigger picture.

>>510569714
i'll just have it fresh ta

>>510569569
>muh artificial superintelligence killing off all of humanity
it's fake and gay lad, just the next fear porn

>>510569516
>Air con runs on dirty electric and gives off CO2
>Heat pumps run on clean electric and produce anti earth warning gases
people really are this stupid

>>510569714
tell you waht, the best cup of tea I've ever had was at this old boys house and he gets his water from a spring. No kidding, it's amazing what the difference is

>>510569854
This
This says a lot about bames

>>510569906
Not what I said, but all right

>>510569662
I still can't get over that a town near me sold is selling it's police station and they now only have 2 cop cars and a van to cover 70k people.

>>510569760
>pornwalled bames
We're already a world leader in rapes. This might just get us to number one

>>510570000
Checked and based tea post

>>510569883
Gonna need to see your ID if you want to look at that fear porn, lad.

>>510569760
>some pornhub employee having to age verify webcam photos of retard pakis with their bits out

>>510565471
>I think now we're going to be among the top countries in the world with an Afghan diaspora
11th place as of 2023.
If their total diaspora is 10m and their national population is 40m then 1 in 5 are in foreign land.
The list of countries including all of Europe, the Christian warzone known as Ukraine, and so on and so forth make me wonder what the flip is going on.
Germany having half a million is just ethnic replacement.
>>510566130
Anyone left wing would say that sounds more like servants...
>>510569298
Nationalism and patriotism used to be about serving in foreign wars where you get paid bugger all for dying.
Now it's about opening your arms to people who hold opinions that are hatecrimes... if you held said opinions.

>>510570101
That non-greentexted line always triggers me tism

>>510569856
Some femboys pass and look sexy, it's still sodom but much more tempting. As for old school feminists they are just fat dykes who hate men. So why wouldn't you go with a passing trans man?

>>510570080

My local station got turned into a Domino's a few years ago lmao, can't remember the last time I saw a cop in my area

>>510570132
saar plz redeem the choddy saar

>>510569883
It's already happening and will continue to happen at an accelerating rate. By the intention of it, and without its intention as well. You don't tell me what's happening. I tell you. You aren't required to believe me. Live long enough and you'll see it happen for yourself, if you're capable of understanding what's happening.

>>510564952
>was the worst outbreak of racial violence in the UK for decades
Isn't the pakistani rape gangs scandal still going on?

>>510569470
Right you are! That twitter logo has got to go!

Imagine a world where, before your country's flag is put on a national institution such as the police, you put the gay American flag on it.

At least they're not putting racial caricatures on their vans-

>>510570148
Pak and Iran don't count as they're all being deported and our figures are literally surpressed and they haven't had the chance to bring in all their family over. We'll be over Russia's 150k making us 4th
Greece having 21k is just vile

>>510570101
he also just leaves his cast iron teapot on the aga all day and makes tea from it whenever, I thought that would make it taste like shit but I was wrong

>>510570217
Kek, what a shit show.

These theories have existed in popular culture and academia since the 60s and 70s, probably earlier. They came to prominence in the 80s. 40 years later in 2025, much of it is undeniable reality.

>>510569334
*Taps the sign*
Not dying for Israel/wogification of the UK.

TROUSER
E
N
T

>>510570132
Story time
>with EE
>can't shitpost
>blocked because adult site
>have to ring EE and ask for restriction to be lifted
>jeet answers phone
>why you be wanting restriction removed?
>I want to watch women having anal sex
>I am completely understanding, sar
>block lifted
Absolutely true story

Tony Blair abolished the death penalty for treason in 1998. That’s why politicians are now massive cunts

>>510570262
>You don't tell me what's happening. I tell you

lol

>>510570649
someone call kier, we've had a breakthrough

They're in the oven!

Trust me, bro

Dover & Deal MP says new UK-France migrant deal 'will work' - BBC News https://share.google/uQjVAKRDL7gDVeEq3

>>510570801
GCHQ like him or the group of people who use the pictures of whoever that person is will pay for what they've done here with their lives. That is another piece of something yet to take place that I'll reveal for you now.

>>510570950
I think your dog needs to see a vet, it shouldn't be coming out that colour

>>510570405
>Greece having 21k is just vile
10k in Israel (but recorded in 2012)
7k in Indonesia
6k in Japan
3k in NZ (but recorded in 2013)
3k in Brazil (lower estimate)

Even the places with small numbers just... I don't understand how thousands of people can move somewhere, from an opiod shithole with zero western beliefs, and no-one to ask how that happens, even to corrupt, conservative eastern euro countries. Ukraine's majority are in the capital. Why? Does no-one care? Does anyone notice if one of Russia's bombs hits and destroys this or another enclave of slave drones?

They used to laugh at me highschool until I started walking like Robocop

>>510570966
>Cash Murphy

>Cash
>Murphy

>>510570966
within mere weeks(2) we could temporarily send a handful of the buggers back

>>510570649
Christ on on cross

I cant wait to leave this land, I get it I was born here but ill be damned if I die in this stagnating cess pit.

>>510570867

I remember reading an Afghan novel called The Kite Runner years ago, it featured several instances of child rape and the plot involves the protagonist returning home to save his childhood friend's son from a corrupt official who held him captive in his harem of little boys. Fucking children is the Afghan equivalent of having a few tins of Carling with the lads , it's completely normal to them.

>>510571505

and they'll get those deportation attempts overturned in the ECHR anyway

>>510571049
Zelly should send them all to the front with no equipment for the banter. I bet America or us are paying him to host them there. All the countries globally should just come to a big international agreement to simply [REDACTED] them all, nobody would miss them. Taliban wouldn't give much of shit. But in reality this situation will get worse as still bar Russia nobody acknowledges the Taliban and therefore can't deport them.

>>510570867
20,000?
>Yeah, yeah. We'll have a bit of that, how much? Yeah sound. How long? Nice, nice. Gis a bell when you outside mate, safe

>>510571104
Decimation?

>>510571603
I remember that book being massively shilled in the 2000s and I never read in because lol kites are gay but I really should because it honestly sounds awful yet seemingly had the opposite effect on all the luvvies that read it.

remember when josh tried to make a name for himself on britfeel but then they psychoanalysed him to tears almost straight away?

There is a set of very serious problems that cannot be resolved imminently impending.

>>510571603
https://www.securityscience.edu.rs/index.php/journal-security-science/article/view/59
>Mullah Omar and his allies started the Taliban movement in the early 1990s primarily to combat and root out the pernicious ancient tradition of Bacha Bazi (Rashid, 2010). This is a tradition of child slavery and sexual exploitation by influential Afghan men. In Afghanistan, there is a well-known saying: “women are for children, boys are for men.” Historically, many of these boys were either sold into sexual slavery or kidnapped by their captors (Mondloch, 2013).
>The Taliban had virtually eliminated this barbaric practice by 2001, but it made a surprising comeback after the U.S.-led troops displaced them. There is no credible data about Bacha Bazi during the Soviet occupation except that the Western-funded Mujahidin practiced it. So did many field commanders of the Northern Alliance, who with the U.S. help captured Kabul in November 2001.
>In the 1920s and 1930s, the Soviets had eliminated the practice in Soviet Central Asia by simply shooting the perpetrators as class enemies. It is unlikely that they tolerated this practice in the parts of Afghanistan controlled by the Soviet forces. On the other hand, the U.S.-led forces were either unwilling or unable to challenge the Bacha Bazi practice, except in isolated cases when American soldiers decided to stop the abuse of boys by their initiative (The New York Times, 2015).
>On the other hand, the Taliban continued to fight the practice by executing everyone involved in exploiting young boys. There is an excellent reason to suspect that their opposition to the Bacha Bazi institution helped find recruits and volunteers and justified their struggle in the eyes of ordinary Afghans (Prey and Spears, 2021).
Maybe we don't want tens of thousands of these people over here. Maybe we shouldn't have been fighting with them in the first place. IDK.

>>510571705
at HUGE expense to the taxpaya

>>510570213
>Men with dicks are sexy
M8, you're gay.

Buckle up, it's going to get bumpy

Rachel Reeves autumn Budget will see significant tax rises - BBC News https://share.google/EEHcLshzp8linvIB1

>>510571812
>PoV: you're a child that'sjust been gang raped by Afghans and Wallace is about to tell you how it's all nbd

>>510567827
no kek

Britain is particularly affected because it was the first industrialised region and one of the heaviest industrialised regions, but very few on this world will escape the horrors set in motion now.

>>510571104
so, hang about, it's okay for an MP to defect, but if the party is in power it's considered a rebellion and they can be what? Ejected? How the fuck is an of this shit representative. This cunts need to be on 30k max. Fucking piss takers

>>510571850
And now I have an erection

>>510572030
the real intellect is spontaneity

You can notice it. The earliest and heaviest industrialised nations usually face the most serious problems today. Those who industrialised later and under different circumstances but are not far behind any more will face them too, are facing them in many ways already. Different cultures react slightly differently, but ultimately there is no escape. Except death.

>>510572127
Because the state is burning all legitimacy to function. Imagine explaining random party purges to 19th century parliamentarians who were dealing with infinitely more serious matters. They'd blanche at the suggestion.

>>510571867

I suppose it was popular because it came out in that post 9/11 period where libs were all cooing over "those poor Muslims who are suffering from Western bigotry", so they lapped up any piece of media about Muslims even if it portrayed them as violent primitive kiddy-fuckers. I also remember them all loving "Brick Lane" at the time even though it portrayed Bangladeshis as backward wife-beaters who could barely speak English.

>>510567166
This was always the problem with Labour getting into power. They are the same kind of people as the Tories, but at least twice as incompetent. There is nothing to hope for in this country other than the potential of a catastrophic economic collapse. There are no political solutions to these problems.

>>510572003
fucking sick of it

>>510572413
>Bangladeshis as backward wife-beaters who could barely speak English.
Well at least it was honest. And timeless.

And death is exactly what we and most others including the majority of the Russians and Chinese will have. It is inevitable. It would have been inevitable without artificial intelligence, but AI is the most grotesque and alien accelerant.

>>510572096
Industry is sexy.
Stop being such a fanny.

>>510571999
As opposed to men with vaginas?

kek

>>510572763
New airport incumen?

>>510572763
We're on pace for a new humiliation every day at this rate

>>510572755
Men don't have vaginas, trans men have gaping wounds. You another gaylord nigga.

>>510572763
So they get to rid themselves of the vermin and as soon as they set foot here they burn their passports. Brilliant. Starmer is a master negotiator.

>>510572763
He's a good lad.

>>510572763
uncertain times lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDnYAcZqqGc

>>510572030
>high iq
>uses twitter
nevermind.

>>510568796
All it would do is pump freezing water into under-floor heating pipes so I don't know how efficient that would be for cooling or even if they're designed to do that. My in-laws have it and it's boiling in the summer because it's just fat pipes filled with warm water lying under the floorboards.

>>510572982
wait, i don't give a shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0nIPwypjk8

>>510572715
Tell this to people when you experience first hand what industrial weapons can do. You are of a soft and weak generation plagued by normalcy bias, delusion, ignorance and overabundance. Eat a conventional tipped hypersonic missile and tell me about fannies again.

>conventional tipped hypersonic fannies
corrr

>>510573273
Israel thought it would be "sexy." They in the end didn't like it at all. And they've got legally mandated bomb shelters in almost every residential building.

We haven't.

>>510573273
You'd rip your foreskin off

>>510573472
Got underpasses mate. Safe as houses

New

>>510573803
>>510573803
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