Happening

https://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/eventpage/us7000qd1y/executive

god's punishment for not releasing the epstein files

>max velocity says
Fake and definitely gay

>>510572308
The link is right there

>>510571491 (OP)
How many people will be affected?

>>510572393
at least one dipshit Outsider

>>510571491 (OP)
who the fuck even lives there?

>>510572393
14

>>510572393
mostly fish and king crabs and russian subs spying on us.

>>510572890
They use whales, apparently

CONFIRMED TSUNAMI

>>510572393
Nobody lives in Alaska.

>>510572308
>t. watches faggot team furry fuckboy weather instead

/pol/ is a Max Velocity board.

>>510571491 (OP)
why would the iranians do this?

>hang on chat, hang on. Just give me a minute here and I'll try to bring it up for you...........................................................

FLOODS
TSUNAMIS

G*D IS PUNISHING AMERICA!!!!!!!

>>510573379
Hopefully he’ll pay some fishes for an underwater tsunami feed

>>510571491 (OP)
I remember an 8.0 in the Gulf and there were huge evacuations and the tsunami was a complete dud.
Nothing ever happens

>>510573405
Gott strafe England
Gott strafe USA
German Reich rising!

>>510571491 (OP)
Would've been a real happening if the population density was more than two people.

>>510573405
>he thinks it's just USA
Might genuinely be the end times.

>>510571491 (OP)
The shape of alaskan coastline and undersea floor means no damage will occur. Tsunamis go around volcanic islands.

>7.3 in alaska
im more concerned with california and yellowstone getting a domino effect

>>510573907
>yellowmeme
that shit will never explode

10 m wave holy fuck
F for Alaska bros

>>510571491 (OP)
Do you think those snow bunnies getting railed by BBC got off even harder due to all the extra shaking

>>510573985
any day (geological) now!

>>510571491 (OP)
All 23 people are on alert.

Akaska isn't real.

It was a nuke.

Another Trump distraction tactic?

>>510574175
Yellowstone is not a volcano. It is just a group of magma plumes that is safely venting and doing jack shit except heat up hot springs.

>>510571491 (OP)
I GOT THIS AT ABOUT 1
A DRUNK NATIVE JUST FLOWED OVER MY HOUSEEEEEEE

>>510574175
Yeah I mean give or take fifty to five hundred thousand years, it's like it's gonna happen tomorrow (geologically speaking)!

>>510573802
>Might genuinely be the end times.
oohhhh also not bad

Will it cause TTD

>>510573907
Anon, there is no way Alaska-Aleutian megathrust is connected to the San Andreas fault. Everything will be fine. Don't worry.

>>510571491 (OP)
God speed territory niggers, don't forget you're on your own in a disaster.

>>510574512
Don't be that guy who goes like "where did the sea go? ... oh shi-"

>>510574533
Siener saw that Germany will reclaim its heritage of being the most powerful nation on Earth.

>>510574394
crazy how no news reports bothered mentioning the cloud seeding that was happening right before the texas flood

KOJIMMMMMAAAAAAA

Alaskan here at most a few dozen people at most

>>510574886
Probably the only people that will see it are on Kodiak or Sand Point, almost garuntee nobody will die

>>510573831
Just like your mom...

>>510571491 (OP)
>>510572308
>>510573203
>there's fucking arguments over "e-celebs" who repost weather data
Holy shit just take me out of this kalpa put me into the void PLEASE

>>510573435
>Fishes
Nigger detected.

>>510571491 (OP)
And now imagine a nuke dad done that. We wouldn't even mention :P. That about how nukes work worldwide
>>510572225
God should nuke YOU since you reclaim every stew with meat a goulash and therefore Hungarian. Fucking h.j's.

>>510575124
Fish*. I consneed

>>510574689
always liked those krauts, never once have i held animosity to a people ive never met

>>510571491 (OP)
Holy fuck, Yellowstone is about to go

>>510573379
HE's HERE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoRCAuR0_Bo

>>510571491 (OP)
Its fucking nothing.

>downgraded tsunami warning to tsunami advisory

NEH

>>510572890
those goddamn crab spies deserve what they get

>>510571491 (OP)
Are we still talking about this earthquake? With all this epstein stuff going on? It's disgraceful.

>>510575762
I wanted to harbor them safely in my stomach with garlic butter but these crabs have some feisty attitudes. Fuck 'em!

>>510571491 (OP)
!!!!!!!!!!!!