jews are fake

>>510593003 (OP)
yes. you can be a jew by simply claiming you are and nobody will question

>>510593180
>you can be a jew
are you sure about that?

everything is fake and gay. the whole entire thing

Maybe i should go back to sleep and then you all disappear

>>510593003 (OP)
Im a bot

>>510593544
You cant get on the registry unless you are either born jewish or find a Rabbi to sponsor you which could take years and if they discover you're a fraud they kick you out.
But once you're on the list you are a jew.

>>510593003 (OP)
>>510593180
Lol if you don't show up as 80+% Ashkenazi in the new world via DNA test, you will be goyim like the rest of them.

Everyone tries to poke holes, but Ashkenazi are gods chosen people.

>pepe as OP pic
>no source, argument, or context

>>510594446
You are messing with gefilte beyong your understanding and yentas that exceed your power to control the course of affairs
Go back before it's too late

>>510593180
I do this all the time when trolling /pol/tards in normie spaces lol, one of my favorite baits is to tell them that their grandkids are gonna speak hebrew

>>510594446
or if you pay money
or if you provide insurance in the form of security
or if the KGB confiscates the list and substitutes their own

there have been many ways but none of them match the stories

>>510594698
I was considering it because my wife is 2% jewish but the having to learn Yiddish was the line I wouldn't cross
I just wanted 0% loans.

>>510594763
everyone uses the Phoenician alphabet now. you are just larping

>>510595439
>my wife is 2%
this is bait you faggot. There is no jewish ethnicity. The moment you try to make it a nation or ethnicity is when it becomes obvious none of it is real

>>510594763
>speak hebrew
this is a modern invention

>>510595619
Then why do the jews do a DNA test for new jews entering israel?
Why is my wife a cunt with curly hair?
Go ahead ask the jew hes here

>>510595688
This nigger denies the existence of the bible

>>510596281
I thought Hebrews meant that the man makes the coffee

>>510595688
Don't tell the retards I'm baiting that I got like, probably a 70% success rate pissing them off with it

>>510596281
Real shit though why do you guys cum in jars and mail it back to israel?

>>510593003 (OP)
What provokes one to create such a meaningless and retarded thread? Fuck off op

>>510596281
show me a talking donkey. Just because I know you are not Harry Potter does not mean I believe the story does not exist; as a story

you are larping

>>510593003 (OP)
isreal for me

>>510596364

>>510596556
משתין עלייך בקשת יא אהבל

>>510593003 (OP)
I saw a jew once. He was driving aggressively through a school zone and gave me an evil smile.

All religions are a creation ultimately of one man’s vision and then further mutated by men
All religions are in this way therefore not exactly correct because each prophet is not all seeing and all knowing like the creator is
They only bring us a fragment and add in the non divine

Therefore your ultimate task in life is to see what they all say, try to determine the divine and cast out your human error

You will never complete this process
But failing to try is living truly blind

Therefore a portion of Judaism is correct

>>510596864
why does your language look like a script from Ancient Aliens?

Jews are Protos
Christians are Terran
Muslims are Zerg

>>510597325

zerg are niggers.
Protoss are chinks.

>>510597374
Look at how they value life, how they do war, how they do safety
....chinks are just another brand of zerg
>Zerg are niggers
Can't deny that

>>510593900

>>510597325
LMAO this makes a lot of sense. Too bad terran have politics, bullshit, and betrayal

You remember infested terran? That is what I am looking at with dead soldiers Pam Bunny pissed off. They want to do another 9-11 they're so pissed. I don't want to deal with this either.

3 characteristics of Legion
1. There's many of them
2. They're always pissed off
3. They're always ready for battle(the over mind)

These aren't lying spirits either or demons. These were once PEOPLE, THEY HAVE NAMES.