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Known for roles in "Freddy Got Fingered" & "Half-Baked" Harland was savagely beaten by Known Terrorist Samuel El Hyden. Warning the footage is graphic and disturbing.

Major Crashout Moments of Sam Hyde beating a 62 year old man to death:https://youtu.be/7DyLN3IVOG4?si=8oZ7q5ZHFZe-DZm6

57 seconds of Pure Sam Roid Rage
https://youtube.com/shorts/zS8IqksFr10

>>510605365 (OP)
Harland honestly put him in a self-defense situation. Sam Hyde has a right to defend himself

>>510605365 (OP)
buy an ad.

>>510605537
Kek

>>510605708
this is what i imagine feival from feival goes west would look like if he grew up

>>510605365 (OP)
How did sam let a 60 year old man get the better of him. You think with all the preaching he does that we would have been able to control himself.

>>510606227
what you saw there was RESTRAINT

>>510605365 (OP)
can you post without the SI tracker?

thanks

https://youtu.be/7DyLN3IVOG4

Sam?
You lost.
You got owned by the Canadian side-character comedian that farted in a space suit.
You're a faggot, Sam.
Stop shitting up our fucking boards because you got owned like the bipedal swine that you are, you ugly fuck.
Harlan fucking Williams in 2025 made you squeal and the world saw it there, gorilla shit.
Shut the fuck up.

>>510605365 (OP)
Hyde is a judeomason with ties to Peter Thiel. He has paid shills and bots that spam threads about him all the time.

Im always interested in the psychology of people like this harland guy. He seems to just live in his own world and not bother with politics much. Just babbling on about nothing, being retarded and pretty happy

>>510606283
>he thinks you're not still tracked on 4chins
lmfao, THIS IS A CIA OWNED WEBSITE, THEY KNOW WHAT YOU ATE FOR BREAKFAST

>>510606395
I found him annoying at first but his carefree whimsy grew on me

>>510606458
But I didn't eat breakfast

>>510606395
He’s a 62 year old comedian who isn’t motivated by politics at all it seems. He also completely out trolled Sam who came out looking like a giant faggot.
>It was a bit
Cope fucking harder. Look at the faces on all of Sam’s crew there with him. Pure embarrassment. Roided up faggot through a hissy fit because Harland was making him look dumb.

>>510606541
>nigger
Ok-smoke detector beep-ay

Roid Rage, not even once kids.

I've been tempted to ask for Testosterone therapy but seeing Sams outbursts makes me Def not wanna do that. At least not whatever the hell he's on at that dose. Guy almost beats up a fucking 62 year old man. Jesus Christ sam..

>>510606227
he's not as smart as he makes himself out to be and he's probably on some kinda steroids

>>510606547
You gotta respect em. To not care that much. No wonder he looks 20 years younger

>>510606382
I am not paid. Many of us are not paid. We aren't directed by anyone. We simply keep an eye on bad behavior and call it out when it's noticed.

It's called being a good citizen. A good human being. Beating up old people is not cool.

>>510605365 (OP)
NOW THAT WAS JULIE

>>510606734
>that file name

Hearty Kek

>>510606395
He's still living in the '90s. You can do that is some rich neighborhoods in LA.

>>510606632
he looks that bad while taking roids?
yikes.

>>510606690
He also wasn’t intimidated by that faggot Sam at all. They’re about the same height, and even though he is 62 once he had his footing Sam wasn’t really able to do much. Whatever hope Sam had of maybe breaking into comedy again just went out the window. Harland is a well known and well liked comedian. If you read the comments on the YouTube video, he basically acknowledges that it wasn’t staged and Sam was throwing a hissy fit.

Those are the movies you pick to claim he is known for? Not Big Money Hustlas one of the greatest films of our time?

>>510605365 (OP)
Holy *****

>>510605365 (OP)
Hyde was mogged here. He looked genuinely pathetic

>>510606796
I am unsure if this is enhanced with ai but yeah for a while there he was roiding it the fuck up

>>510606910
I haven't seen it but I guess I have to now. Ty for the tip anon

lol sam wins again

get in the gorilla nest LOL LOL

>>510606458
>he uses 4chan.org
lmfao what a retarded cunt

>>510605708
>cupcake
>fruit

gorilla nest kek

>>510605365 (OP)

and the jewish retardedness shows itself. what the fuck was that?

>>510605708
Shadilay, fren :)

>>510605365 (OP)
>i wanna see you make a gorilla nest
He got what he asked for

>>510605365 (OP)
Based Sam

Lost it at the heat lamp...as if it was needed with a dozen fat fucks in that tiny room

>>510608076
Shadilay Fren

Hail Hydra!

>>510606734
I wonder if they are going to bring this up in the podcast or just memory hole it

>>510606084
Well then you have prosopagnosia

>>510605365 (OP)
the boomer interviewing sam isnt as funny as he thinks he is

>>510608286
memory hole 100%

>>510608322
SIDF out in full force

>>510606789
>>510605365 (OP)
Harland Williams created Puppy Dog Pals and made a fucking mint.

>>510606395
It's called boomer

>>510606382
>He has paid shills and bots that spam threads about him all the time.

That's also my impression.

you know idubbbz is laughing at this

>>510608627
Anissa's husband, you mean.

Rarely see Nick uncomfortable kek.

>>510606458

>THIS IS A CIA OWNED WEBSITE
uh sweaty, im gonna need sources for this

>>510608317
tell me this aint him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XC0REIj_F0

>>510608317
>prosopagnosia

harland heads have to make up words to cope with the fact he got dominated by sam

>>510608792
It's actually Mossad but same shit, lurk more faggot.

>>510605365 (OP)
Sam Hyde is a pedophile and I'm ashamed I was ever a fan of his...

>>510607988
checked, a thiel boy like our soon to be president JD vance

Harland Williams died like just a few months ago this is a brutal Mandela Effect.

Sam had a moment of clarity at the end there when he realized Harland isn't going to stop trying to piss him off. He realized he was being "trolled" and someone had got the better of him. I think it's poetic in a way. Do better Sam, you dumbass

>>510605365 (OP)
sam hyde has more haters than harland williams has fans

>>510608887
>actually Mossad

by any chance do you live in polanco?

>>510605365 (OP)
>Major Crashout Moments of Sam Hyde beating a 62 year old man to death:
Sam Hyde is honing his skills and maxing out his skill tree as he works his way up to fighting Hasan Piker.

>>510605704
Also this.

>>510608076

Shadilay good buddy!

>>510605365 (OP)
He should've known better than to put Sam in a self-defense situation like that. Just ask Lena Dunham.

>>510608627
The Filthy Frank occasional guest star?

>>510605365 (OP)
maybe next time he will think twice before messing with a strong black woman

>>510609785
you should get those checked by the way, looks like early stage of testicular cancer

>>510606227
Harlan got in Sam's head. He asked Sam
>are you Jewish?
>have you been raped?
>you like 'em tight and ripe?
then Sam chimped out.

Does anyone know the song at the beginning of MDE World Peace - Season 0.5 - ep4
https://youtu.be/ib-KoIj8DFA?si=8Td0Is3TaZ0fKstv

>>510607604
Yeah man gotta put that sweet ass .com in the url

>>510605365 (OP)
This guy is fucking insane. Is he a psychopath? Who can actually remain chirpy and happy and keep trolling when someone like Sam is trashing your studio and getting in your face? I'm impressed, nothing gets to this guy.

>>510605365 (OP)
load a webm you fucking faggots wtf

>>510606283
woah the steroid addicted jew who fucks tranneis and little girls is a headcase who can't tolerate being mocked

who woulda guessed it!

listen i liked rocketman and all but i gotta back my boy sammy

the residuals are running dry so time to drum up some controversy with a kaufman-esque happening

>>510610295
Fuck off Ivan! I check them really good and thorough form like half an hour every day

>>510605365 (OP)
I'm not watching this shit because its cringe and I hate uncomfortable videos.
What happened?
Why was Sam on Harland's show?
What did Harland say?
What did Sam say?
Why did Sam flip a table?

>>510610655
This

>>510610410
Lmaooo that'll do it!

>>510610902
harland is super rich he runs a kids puppy show

>>510610655

His behavior is actually very unusual and inspiring.
You can get a lot done with that level of complete carefree fearlessness

>>510611031
if that were true, why do a podcast and do these stupid ad reads for lame products like hims. everyone already knows about cashapp.

>>510609351
he also realized how pathetic and cringe the situation was, being crammed in a room with some unfunny, irrelevant faggot who kept talking like an idiot.

I still don't understand why Sam got mad. The interview was completely innocuous up until that point and then he just threw a shit fit out of nowhere.

I really really don't care about Harland and his gay little studio getting wrecked, but this really should've been a stunt for solo Sammy and not with the full crew there trying to promote something involving everyone. It's somewhat in line with the behavior that got the adult swim show cancelled and everyone's careers jettisoned for years. This really isn't a big deal though nothing will come of it.

>>510605365 (OP)
>Harland Williams
He’s also the cop who drinks piss in Dumb and Dumber, and is the security guard in the Barenaked Ladies “Falling For the First Time” music video, because he’s keyboardist Kevin Hearn’s cousin.

>>510605365 (OP)
buy an ad (even if I did laugh)

>>510611338
>>510610976
Old guy kept asking silly questions and that got into Sam Hyde's skin by showing him as a faggot loser who can't even improvise ONE funny answer. It's like he was shitting himself by being in front of a pro.
I also just discovered that Sam Hyde is a shit-tier clone of Eric Andre (who was also shit)

>>510605365 (OP)
all of these faggots are severly mentally disturbed
i wouldnt entrust even a hamster to their care

>>510612522
Did Hardland say even one funny thing?

>>510606395
Is he a retard for not caring about politics or are you a retard for thinking politics is real?

>>510610976
They got into an argument because Harlan just wanted to do silly jokes for the entire interview, and Sam wanted to do a real interview where they arent just being silly etc, and it took a turn when Sam called him out on the shtick, and ended with Sam getting into a short fight with Harlan as Sam’s crew look on in absolute disbelief and embarrassment

>>510606734
Kek it's like the office sketch but he works for Sam.

>>510611471
I had a throwaway YT channel where I just showed me trolling people in COD and had better view counts (only made like $100 a month). How do people with these views make a career out of it?

>>510607009
It's a shame cause he used to be funny, now he focuses on politics too much and his only joke that he repeats 24/7 is that jews are bad, which works for his incel paypiggies but no one else finds it funny, he doesn't even do it in a funny way he just deadpan whines about jews constantly with no punchline. Also he somehow manages to support Trump while hating jews, it's just dumb grifter slop and not comedy.

>>510605365 (OP)
Two deeply unfunny men.

>>510609351
This is what happens when you are a trust fund kid with nothing to lose. His crew had a shot at getting out of normie life and Sam fucked it up - again. Sam is a fucking retard and they need to just cut ties with him.

>>510605365 (OP)
is this a bit? is this supposed to be funny?

>>510612673
>>510605365 (OP)

Yes Harland said a few funny things but he wasn't being serious most of the time and he was kinda mostly trolling Sam because Sam was trying to get up one on him and Harland is an experiences 80s/90s comedian who knows how to heckle with other intelligent comedians which Sam is obviously not being hopped up on HGH and Testosterone and acted like a violent ape

Anyway here's the full 48 minute Harland video. Sam starts to get triggered and spergs out and flips the desk around the 18-19min Marky

https://youtu.be/rxiGI9TG2FU

>>510611266
Because they pay well and he needs more money, dumbass

>whimsical unfunny boomer manages to make Sam seethe and chimp out with just being whimsically unbothered

Kek Sam just fell of so hard. What a fucking witless fraud. When he's getting trolled and can't hit back on the spot he resorts to veiled physical violence AND still gets out of breath and can't move the old man keeeeek

>>510613263
it's all fucking staged

buy an add for christ sake, Samuleon Trotskhyde

you ain't fooling anyone here

>>510612977
>and Sam wanted to do a real interview where they arent just being silly etc
I think he's pivoting away from comedy and becoming more of a social media political pundit right? He's smart and he sees where the moneys at right now. Maybe he actually is just more interested in politics now, problem is his hot takes are shit cause he just tries to be as edgy as possible which everyone has already done by now so it's not as shocking, he's still living in 2016, i thought his retarded tiktok bits were pretty funny, he needs to do something new if he doesn't want to stagnate, either way he's got enough money so it doesn't matter to him, he doesn't have the hunger anymore that drove him. Charls and Nick should just make their own show like they always wanted and it would be funny, it would be a risk though.

>>510613439
Haha yeah you got me! It's all a staged bit! All publicity is good publicity! You sure figured me out Rick! Oh boy us Mortys are just you know dumb old Mortys! Your the best Rick!

Smartest Man In The Universe. It's all a joke

>>510613319
He did the same to mayhem miller, instead of being funny and riffing he was like ARE YOU GONNA LET ME TALK BRO, he's losing the whimsy and takes himself too seriously.

>>510605365 (OP)
Harland was a complete retard but keep astro turfing

>>510605708
He's taking up space

ROCKETMAN!!!!

>>510613054
In this case, Harland is partnered and the ad reads pay them

>>510605365 (OP)
>delusional borderline schizo psychosis babble is "riffing"

put a laugh track in the psych ward for the next hit comedian.

>>510606910
Now I fucking dislike Hyde for this shit even more.

Harland is down with the clown.

Anti-Harlandism is anti-white.

Fuck you Schmuely Hyde. Harland is right. You WERE raped.

Trotsky foureyed lookin Vanilla Gorilla

Atone for your sins and drink piss in a beer bottle from based Harland or you’re a Hebrew

Fake tough guy rolls up on a beloved Canadian yuck yuck OG. Who by the way has his career not by sucking Jew cock but by rolling with based aryans like the Farrelys. Fuck you hyde you no-anding dimwit

Shithead thought he was gonna get a Rogan tier fuckin political discussion from our favorite cameo chuckle inducer?

You a bitch Hyde I’m calling the Aryan Brotherhood on ur ass u ain’t a shot caller bitch we love our boy Harland.

Fuckin ape

>>510610655
Harland says he’s a hockey player. Sam ain’t shit - if Harland was Canadian he woulda suplexed the gorilla into the fucking desk and broke his back then raped him

>>510611338
Harland exposed Hyde can’t hang.

Harland was setting up funny dog rape jokes the others went along with just fine.

Fuckin Lev Trotsky over here wants to talk like he’s on Rogan about fuckin Geopolitics

It’s the COP FROM DUMB AND DUMBER WHO DRANK THE PISS U FUCKTARD

>>510613263
Harland is gay though and his studio looks better as a gorilla nest.

>>510612522
It’s true - Hyde resorted to Eric Andre shitskin chimp cringe because he can’t improv for shit. No-anding a beloved OG and juggalo? Bitch I’m sending the Aryan Brotherhood and The Juggalo elite to make you drink piss and apologize to /ourgoy Harland

>>510605365 (OP)
Kek at that bald spot

>>510605365 (OP)
He attacked him because he made a hint at marky "tight and ripe"

Unfortunately, OP is using you all for cheap validation, I'm quite the lore expert on him and he's got more to do with Hyde than you might imagine.
(for future reference, you will be able to tell if its him in any subsequent Hyde related threads by any and all Star Trek tNG references, and dated 2016-era meme speak)

This thread is made by Cryokeen, a parasocial neet who dedicates his life to FishTank. He views the $10 he makes a year from YouTube videos on Hyde as his "full-time job" and deserves residuals, is in his late 30's, unemployed, lives with his elderly mother and briefly appeared on his lifelong dream of being on FishTank... for a day, before quitting, this had been after they put him in a hamster cage where he was shot repeatedly by an air rifle from a woman he made rape threats to (all revealed in real-time).

Later, he livestreamed himself to the FishTank webcam contest to regain entry before having another meltdown, rubbing a jug of stale brown urine into his face and teeth that had been sitting in his room for weeks, with his shirt off, before ranting to a moderator about the whole Hyde/Tranny thing, and unsurprisingly, got banned. OP believes Hyde has some sort of personal vendetta against him and that he should be rewarded for being a loyal fan who buys all of his merchandise.

OP also found a large, sealed bag of fent at a bus stop in Washington, and took the entire thing on the spot, leading to him to run around a forest completely naked for 2 days, masturbating (yes, this is true)

Around 5 years ago, I made him so angry in an online argument that he took all of his clothes off and shat liquid diarrhea into his desk chair and carpet, his elderly mother was up until 3AM cleaning it up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INQsP_X4oEY&ab_channel=dinosaurfood

>>510606632
62 is not that old. It's old but not frail old. mid seventies and up is when things actually do start getting rickety and downhill. Even then exercise and basic strength training makes things way better. Doing the same at 62 then is obviously going to have benefits. Look up Lee Labrada. It's possible to hold off becoming a weak old man until much later.

>>510610976
Essentially Sam Hyde got the Sam Hyde treatment and couldn't handle it. Harland basically gave Sam Hyde a Sam Hyde character and he had no answer to it.

>>510613439
Wrong - Hyde is a nigorilla for a shoot.

Harland is a stocky hockey player coulda raped him if he weren’t Canadian and a white man unlike the ape Hyde

>>510610655
It social dynamics amongst comedians
If you get angry or serious, you lose the "battle"
It's their equivalent of holding frame.
That's why comments say Sam lost.
Sam got serious and chipped out, his attempt to veil his aggression failed.
He exposed emotional weakness while the boomer stayed control for his emotional by appearing unbothered by a 20 years older, 70 lbs heavier retard chipping out at him trying to pick him up and trashing his expensive studio

Sam is just boring as fuck now. I remember watching MDE as a teen dying laughing. Now whenever I check out his podcast its always the most boring shit ever, with the forced banter and laughter from his sycophants in the studio. And not to mention all the pseudo philosophical horseshit.

>Are you Jewish?
>Uh yeah
>How long
>I uh...ummm converted l-last week
>Oh interesting
>...
>I'm uh...n-not actually Jewish..I'm uh...normal
Jesus fucking Christ Sam. No riffage or jokes at all. You're a fucking comedian.

>>510613263
He needs to drop the HGH and TRT then try a bunch of random nootropics to repair his broken brain

>>510605365 (OP)
Kind of funny watching this when the trolls gets trollied and spergs out. I think this is it for Sam making good shit from know on he's probably only going to pander to his retarded fishtank audience that will watch any shit

>>510605365 (OP)
Ok but what does this have to do with the Epstein files?

>>510609785
This should remind everyone that most people posting here are little fags with small hands and no scars

>>510613263
>Sam is obviously not being hopped up on HGH and Testosterone and acted like a violent ape
He's probably on steroids, I mean look at the bald spot lmao

Harland thought he was interviewing a comedian, but Sam isn't very good off the cuff. Pretty funny watching Sam getting trolled when it's his entire gimmick.

>>510610976
Sam Hyde was on his show because he's doing the podcast circuit. He's finally popular enough and the mainstream is devoid of enough ideas that they're giving Sam Hyde a chance. So, Harland's show is one of the podcasts he went on recently.

Harland didn't say anything crazy was basically just being a mirror. He kept trying to set up funny moments but Sam Hyde would just immediately start ranting about Jews. It just seemed like Hyde was on there to attempt to red pill whoever religiously watches Harland's show rather than to actually make funny content. And I think he failed at that by looking like a faygit

Sam just kept saying Jew and goy over and over

>>510608627
He's too buckbroken by his wife and wokes to laugh at anything.

>>510616080
Is this a bad thing though?

>>510616141
Bad goy, stop noticing and telling others. This is a JIDF board, what do you think?

>>510605365 (OP)
Anti-Sam shills making a big deal over nothing, as always.
Guy asks Sam to make a "gorilla nest" so he flips the table and acts like a gorilla for a joke. Oh wow.
Its a bit they are doing.

>>510605365 (OP)
sam Hyde is a serial attention whore desperately thinking of ways to go viral.
the problem is he lacks charm or charisma, isnt interesting or pretty to look at and isn't funny in the slightest. he pretty much has no cards in his deck but still seeks admiration and fame. he obviously is some kind of narcissist who wants people to love him the way he loves himself

THE PET STORE OWNER KNEW JUST WHAT TO DO

AND GAVE THE BOY A CAN OF ZIPPO PET FOOD

NED'S NEWT HE'S ENORMOUS BABY

>>510606855
So you just openly admit to being a retard?

>>510615811
He's a juggalo too? Damn Sam fucked up.

>>510608627
He literally just sold his house, edups has a "stole from charity" problem he ain't laughing at no one.

>>510605365 (OP)
yep. roid rage is real. unfortunately we live in a eunuch society where natural male agressiveness is frowned upon and feminine traits are being pushed on men. sam hyde might be the last true rolemodel of a man left in america. unapologetic barbaric and agressive

>>510606382
Do you think they'll go back to spamming faggy fuentes, eventually?

>>510606796
Steroids are not magic. Lmao

>>510605365 (OP)
Release the Epstein files.

>>510615838
Source: I made it up

>>510605365 (OP)
Reminder that this loser sexually and phisically abused underaged girls.

sam was outskilled, was a pretty bad episode of harland highway, but despite the fact sam can't riff at all it was still more entertaining than pauly shore

>>510616141
It's not that bad but he didn't even joke about it and he lost composure by chimping out before red pilling

He's gonna be known as "that guy who chimped out sperging about the jews, seed oils and said Heil Hitler at the end on Harlans Highway show top 3 most watched episodes"

>>510606667
This. Growing up means realizing that just because someone on the internet parrots talking points you agree with or makes you laugh is not a role model. They are flawed human beings and there is a specific reason why they are making money online (regardless if they are successful at it.)

>>510607344
If i understand it correctly, you are for ed to take roids forever once you start. Your body will never make testosterone naturally again if you're on trt for like a year or more.

>>510605365 (OP)
I am torn about this. I don't care about that harland guy, but he actually seems like the victim in this situation.

>>510616296
>Anti-Sam shills making a big deal over nothing, as always.

>Elder Abuse and Assault is le funny goyim, everything i do and say is a bit and if it's not a bit then you are wrong anyway!

>>510606796
Have you not seen Sam Hide from ~2005 pre-roids? It explains everything.

>>510605708
So many formerly white americans look like this from too much time in the sun.
Just live near the canadian border or something.

>>510605365 (OP)
>assaults
lol is this the famous American violence? Kek no wonder niggers are taking over

>>510605365 (OP)
Maybe he can keep getting away with it

>>510608792
It is a known honeypot. You are anonymous to other users, not the internet.

WE NEED TO BOMB SAM HYDE.

FOR ISRAEL.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxiGI9TG2FU

>>510616868
Like I still kinda look up to Sam for the 2nd part you said. Sam Hyde representing the last Man's man. But honestly isn't that a good thing? Haven't we started to evolve against "oh you said something mean so I'm gonna beat your ass"? That's like Low Iq Nigger tier behavior . Ngl it's what women seem to crave they still want strong men but even stronger men can keep their emotions in check. Granted Sam never stepped over the line to punching the guy but he was man handling him as much as possible which was pretty gay and funny

>>510615930
broooo did you hear about X, its like totally jewish or something, its just like marcus aurelius said, fuck da joos 1488

>>510618158
>i matter
You don't

>>510618206
Nobody said that, did they neggerfaggot.
Tell you what, say something threatening irl violence and see how that works out for you.

>>510605365 (OP)
the only thing funny about that was Nicks discomfort
was he high or something?

>>510606855
I listened to this episode and had no idea wtf was going on and turned it off. I've never listened to anything from this Sam person and probably won't. The few parts where they tried to have a comedic conversation just sounded like a brutal attempt for Sam and his friends to be funny and they just sounded gay.

>>510618189
Maybe i'm wrong but to me chimping out on a 60 year old man who did nothing is pussy behaviour, maybe if sam started a fight with nick for no reason that would be masculine, i dont think it is, but you could make that argument, its like the mafia, nobody respects someone who just sucker punches a cripple for looking at him funny, maybe theres something to being a brutal psychopath, i don't know, i don't see a point to life if it's just being a piece of shit to everyone.

>>510606395
Him and Norm were pals. He is one of us, he recognises the retards in the world and points it out through his brand of humour. He really destroyed Sam because he was way too smart.

>Sam thinks edgy jew jokes will throw him
>gets owned him with a coy fish joke
shows there are levels to this, sams shock humour didn't throw him and he came back with a good on brand joke.
>alludes to sams underage sex and licks his lips over and over
>to normies is just weird humour, but he and sam know the depths
masterful baiting. sam almost tried to push the subject but that was a game of chicken he was always going to lose.
>sam attempts an edgy rape joke
>"tell me about rape my guy!"
Again sams history flashes before his eyes, this time he literally freezes for a second.
>calls sam a mutt, a jew, tells him to open an ihop and how he is a fake catholic
>"im 100% pure canadian irish catholic"
Everything sam larps to be..

He knew what he was doing all along and just destroyed the easy target.

>>510618682
>i don't see a point to life if it's just being a piece of shit to everyone.

Exactly. Sam Hyde took the blackpill and tries to spread misery death and nihilism to everything he touches.

I agree attacking the weak and elderly especially in humans is very low iq thug tier. Sam and his crew are horribly addicted to drugs, in massive debt and their recent project have been failing so the preasure is on Sam.

i just watched the whole thing.

everyone saying "herrr heerrrr hyde got trolled" is fucking retarded.

the show started out with sam hyde in obvious back pain. not in any sort of mood to be funny. harland was trying to run the show to a formula and sam was trying to run the show to his formula and the two styles clashed. sam thought fuck it some physical humour then and bit eric andre style. harland saw through it and tried to keep it funny. the entire shit was awkward. harland edited the show to cock block sam from referrals to his show streams whatever merch whatever, probably because it pissed him off his desk got tipped over. the entire thing reminded me of tom green having his desk cut in half and being pissed off. harland handled it better.

had some funny moments. mostly cringe. calm smart hyde is way funnier than back pain hyde. try heroin sam.

>>510618285
>say something threatening irl violence and see how that works out for you.
I have freedom of speech, you don't.
Nobody wants to admit this, but it's true.

Sam Hyde lost a strength battle with a 62 year old man

>>510608317
Fievel is a frickin mouse you ass spelunker

does anyone have a pic of sam being compared to some israeli commander ? i forgot to save it last time but they look identical

>>510619419
he didn't show back pain when wrestling harland. he has a sore throat when asked to sing a hymn. obviously lies to try try hold frame or what ever that spazz thought he did

>>510605365 (OP)
CryoKeen you're a fat asperger who will never be part of fishtank or mde again

>>510611753
He's also the friend that goes to prison in 'Half Baked'.

>>510605365 (OP)
Nigger nigger
Over.

>>510605365 (OP)
>Known for roles in "Freddy Got Fingered" & "Half-Baked" Harland was savagely beaten
Based fuck him

>>510605365 (OP)
Sam is a mentally ill Jewish psychopath that was never funny. Waiting for the suicide threads when he finally gives up on trying to be a comedian.

>>510606734
Nicks thoughts the whole time:
>he bought you a rolex he bought you a rolex he bought you a rolex he bought you a

>>510611266
As unfunny and irrelevant Harland Williams is, Sam hyde is orders of magnitude more of both

>>510611338
He got anally devastated because he got out improv-ed and looked like a fucking tool

>>510619679
We haven't had Freedom of Speech or like, Due Process/Warrents being required since 9/11. Thanks whoever did that.

>>510620053
Good :)

>>510611471
>he crashed out and shook like a raging sperg on purpose for clicks!
Lmao okay

>>510619419
>everyone saying "herrr heerrrr hyde got trolled" is fucking retarded.
Idk a few people have pointed out that Sam saying "can we be serious now" to Harland is a lot similar to what iDubbz said to Sam during his failed interview too. Pretty amusing irony.

It was kind of funny for a minute but you can tell by the look on both of their faces that there was no cool way for either of them to get out of it so they both looked ashamed it was kind of cringe by the end of it.

>>510605365 (OP)
His ego is too big and he's too angry at the world. He needs to take some shrooms and go walk around the woods to reset his brain
>>510606395
Sam made him look like a Zen master with his all his retarded spergery. He needs more material than "jeets and jews bad and I'm angry and violent about it"

>>510611338
Boomer humor. He hates boomers. I get it. But he still looked like a fool.

I guess props to sam for at least trying something. its never good to see the same shit over and over on these shows

>>510616023
>"Oy vey, who else has guns, does drugs, hates the government, and has easily identified scars or tattoos? Also, does Kirklands have their baby penis pork rinds for sale? Oy"

>>510616141
yes it is. not everything in life needs to be about politics. isn't sam supposed to be a comedian? he let politics turn him into an angry killjoy.

This was all setup and preplanned! Harland is just really good at faking it! THIS IS ALL STAGED AND PLANNED

ALSO HARLAND WILLIAMS SUCKS BUT IT'S STAGED TO MAKE HIS SHOW BIGGER BECAUSE SAM LIKES HIM.... WAIT UH UH UH N WORD N WORD N WORD N WORD N WORD

One of the problems with physical humor is the way the bit ends. You throw a tantrum or throw yourelf on the ground to get a laugh, to put on a show and next thing you know the camera is still rolling and you have to calm down and pick yourself back up. There is no way to do this and look good. You will always feel like a fool.

>>510622808
Based comedy analyzer. When you watch the behind the scenes of say an action movie, the motions always look terrible, but then it's cobbled together in editing and it's seamless and looks cool.

>>510622502
Not fake or planned. Both guys pride themselves in being atypical performers so they were both going for something different and neither wanted to look like they were actually frazzled but like I said earlier they just didn't have a good way to get out of the bit so they both looked awkward as the bit settled down.

>>510605365 (OP)
Harland asked Sam to build a gorilla nest and Sam obliged. Harland wasn't expecting Sam to make him and his set part of his gorilla nest.

Based gorilla nester

>>510622502
what is "N WORD" means?

>>510615838
maybe this was the guy hyde talked about in one of the podcasts I saw recently, saying he had some really deranged fans lol

>>510623308
Nigger

Finally hyde boy stops hiding and gets to 200 again on pol. i wonder if it took his entire staff to keep it bumped.

>>510616141
yes if it goes like this

>>510621272
Maybe he should have tried not sperging out and throwing his team under thr bus again

Anyways this is a KWAB of the year nomination

>>510616296
no he was definitely upset

>>510620500
lel

>>510623308
nuclear

>>510623249
>>510623287
Kek

>>510605365 (OP)
i think this finally kills mde

>>510605365 (OP)
everyone in that video is retarded and I'm dumber for watching it

>>510606796
Are you thinking of plastic surgery? Roids just help with adding mass, and that's on a 6'5" frame. He's legit huge.

>>510623249
Anyone can run their mouth about building a gorilla nest, but when it's time to get into the nest, they refuse

>>510605704
the board is free advertising.

>>510607506
is that.... CUNNY!?!?!
GIMME GIMME LOLI LOLI
I WILL BE LIKE DADDY DONNY
CUDDLE PET AND FEED THE LOLI

>>510615575
epic Korean rant

>>510614131
IT WAS THE APE

>>510619679
>ORANGE MAN VERY BAD
Isn't denying the holocaust a felony and imprisonable offense in your little EU colony?

Eric Hunt:
Spielbergs Hoax - The Last Days Of The Big Lie
Holocaust - Survivors Who Tell The Truth
The Treblinka Archaeology Hoax
The Majdanek Gas Chamber Myth
The Treblinka 2 Archaeology Hoax
Questioning Why Part 1
Denial 1 Of 2 Trailer Rachel Weisz Holocaust Denier Movie
Denial 2 Of 2 The Deborah Lipstadt Movie
David McCalden:
Holocaust Revisionism For Beginners
David McCalden's Auschwitz
David McCalden's Birkenau
McCalden's Majdanek
David Cole: In Auschwitz Full Documentary 1992
Dean Irebodd:
One Third Of The Holocaust
Buchenwald: A Dumb Dumb Portrayal Of Evil
Auscwhitz: The Comedy
Auschwitz: The Surprising Hidden Truth
Sex & Circumcision: An American Love Story by Eric Clopper

trvth nvke

>>510606734
>>510606767
>>510608286
>>510613008
>>510620500
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4_uXkQCoLU

>>510605365 (OP)
American men a like kids. Pathetic.

>>510606541
lmao, you beat me to it you cheeky devil

>>510605365 (OP)
Samu al Hayida

>>510606796
Shitty jewish genes, that's what happens.

>no 30+ posts from a single ID
Did channing OD or did she get thr GTA treatment?

>>510624716
??
Roids (TRT also roids) raise testosterone and that builds more muscle and shreds fat like crazy. You can maintain high muscle mass with low body fat that wouldn’t be achievable without. Sam’s on some dose of roids and other things

>>510615930
Are you me

>>510625514
Sam has high body fat though, he's not shredded at all just bulky

>>510605365 (OP)
I don't know who this people is. Sam Hyde is posted often, he is some kind of e-celeb?

>>510625640
He shilled himself on /pol/ in the early days of the board so a large portion of his core audience is 4channers.

>>510625603
Yeah that’s the debate but he’s talked about taking TRT which is usually a lower dose, HGH and some others on PKA podcast with Kyle. Sam’s body is an outlier with roids or he just eats like shit off cam.

>>510625366
Congratulations subject 304 your MKULTRA training is complete, your new name is Agent John Stupid, your mission, trade your house for 20 vases worth a total of 100 dollars, then destroy them all and sell the fractured pieces to your local archeologist for a stick of gum, good luck.

Sam is the most boring "comedian" I've ever seen.

>>510627331
IT'S
>THE JEWS
HEYOOOOO

>>510627731
you mean 'brazilians' ?

>>510625640
he is a jewish gentleman who likes to stream and take people's money whilst giving disenfranchised young men with no father figure generic life advice about saving money and such

>>510625774
You can eaily take higher doses on TRT, the programs will get you to super hugh physiological levels quite easily. And his diet is shit ofcourse

>>510625640
hello newfag

>>510628415
Can u recommend a online service that will convert my mp4 to a small webm that doesn't have sound to fit pols requirements?

>>510605365 (OP)
Two old farts acting like they're still in middle school, that was embarrassing to watch.

>Ughugh Sam just can't Riff!!!
God faggot ass Redditors need to get the fuck off this website

>>510628900
Use microsoft clipchamp

>>510606796
he's ugly in a captivating way
same thing with asmongoldberg

He’s so sexy desu

>>510605365 (OP)
So what triggered this moment? Not gonna watch the entire podcast

>>510623086
definitely planned and fake

This begs the question... Who thought it was a good idea for him to go on this dudes show? He had a few funny jokes but other than that he's not interesting.
The funniest part of the show was sam flipping over the table and the look on Nick's face.

>look at the video everyone is hyping up
>it's just typical goofy comedian messing around

>>510608792
They own all the websites

>>510605365 (OP)
sam i love ya buddy but you gotta buy an ad, stop spamming the board with this shit.

I'm watching this and they are just goofing around, stop being drama queen faggots.

>>510605365 (OP)
I only know him as the piss drinking cop in Dumb & Dumber

ask Sam about “big purple”.

sam tries to drag other people down
he did it to charls and nick
this "le epic redpilling naming the jew" thing is a way to drag people down by associating them with controversial stuff
this harland guy probably saw right through him and decided to fuck his shit up
sam sperged out immediately when unable to physically/mentally intimidate his "victim"
he is a pedophile after all, he goes after those weaker than him
charls said sam isn't a comedian, just an agent provocateur and I think he's right
all the funny stuff came from nick and charls, saying nigger and kike came from sam
slurp up sam's cum some more, why don't you
how's creditmaxxxing going for you wiggers? lmao

tldr good to see ssammy boy put in his place

>>510633838
meanwhile Nick looks like he wants to throw Sam into the gorilla nest, Sam pathetically begging harland to come to the show after, “I’m a big fan of yours”. Sucks to see him like this but he’s been talking out of the side of his mouth for too long

>>510634970
The only crime was Sam's bald spot.

>>510623086
Sam is always running a low-level algorithm in the back of his mind that’s trying to calculate where he stands in the dominance hierarchy in real time social situations. If he feels like he’s slipping against someone who is ‘lower’ he’ll act out, because part of his gimmick is to be a ironic alpha gigachad dominator.

The problem with this is that it’s self-defeating. Trying to calculate the constantly shifting power dynamics of a conversation drains your mental ability to act witty and confident. So what you get is exactly what happened. Sam is desperately trying to pin down Harley and his ‘dominance algorithm’ can’t compute Harley’s ridiculous whimsy. What results is just a super awkward and stilted conversation where Sammy boy becomes paralyzed by not wanting to engage for fear of any line of inquiry with this merry joker could lead to him looking stupid.

But then Sam eventually realizes all this, and that podcast sucks because it’s not going anywhere and Harley is landing a couple subtle blows, so Sam decides to just nuke the set to divert attention away from the situation.

>>510605365 (OP)
Lame. I do like how sam is leaning heavily into the trotsky look.

>>510616868
Barbarity is a honed skill, not a constant state of mind

>>510635229
Sams genetics prepping his skull for the yarmulke

>>510605365 (OP)
Deja vu to the guy from Jackyl on the Tom Green show
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x34e7ol

>>510606910
>Big Money Hustlas
The most infuriating movie of all time. Watched it with friends for a movie night, and I became increasingly angry at how unceasingly, incessantly ANNOYING every single line of dialogue was. By the time we got to the 120 minute police interrogation scene, I was actually rocking back and forth trying to contain myself before I just got up and shut the DVD player off.

>>>510613319
Plus he was physically scared that Mayhem Miller would make it a physical confrontation so Sam sat the fuck down the whole time and didn't pull any Bullshit like he did with Harland

Sam’s signature move is when he’s a hypocrite he always doubles down

>>510605365 (OP)
He looked like Leon Trotsky wanted to kick his ass.

>>510606632
Trt won't cause this. Roid rage doesn't really happen on cycle its when you cycle off. Your test tanks and if you didn't manage your estrogen properly it'll stay high. Estrogen spiking post cycle is what causes roid rage.

>>510625366
holy fucking kek he's dying inside

>>510619047
Him and Norm MacDonald were pretty close friends, also Harland saved Tom Greens life on a live stream, not even trolling. Even even went over his fence to check on him since Green suddenly collapsed live on stream

>>510625366
> I cant wait to go home and beat my wife
> I cant wait to go home and beat my wife

>>510611031
Wrong, Harland made Puppy Dog Pals. Kids cartoon show
>>510615892
Basically. Thats what happens when you try to troll someone thats doing Impro for over 35 years at this point. Hyde could and should learn a thing or 2 about actual comedy from Harland

>>510636884
Are we not gonna mention how gacked out Nick was, and how he got a bloody nose from all the coke before the shoot, held out his hand covered in blood and said “don’t ask don’t tell”? I thought this was the best part.

>>510632108
Just remember zoomers and alphas think WWE is real.

i feel like this is what he gets for doing mean shit to people who think they are supposed to be acting on a show. i really felt bad for that old guy on the first episode of the new MDE season that they kept calling a pedo and ugly or whatever. so this is well deserved.

>>510605365 (OP)
Sam has shown a great amount of restraint, only displaying 20% of his real power. Harland is lucky to be alive.

>>510615930
This, plus the antisemitism is getting old at this point, no one is laughing about it anymore, move on and find something actually funny to talk about.

>>510638858
The truth is: Sam and MDE is impossible to be funny when Trump is President

>>510606458
The CIA knows your whole sex life as well so why not share it with us? The CIA doesn't care about a man cheating half as much as his wife or even the local baker. Just because intel agencies can find stuff about you doesn't mean you should share random personal data with people. It would not help the CIA for your data to be in the hands of China, either.

>>510619419
Yeah its literally just faggots and trannies

>>510605365 (OP)
DOES ANYONE ELSE FEEL LIKE THIS WAS JUST TWO TROLLS AWKWARDLY AND UNCOMFORTABLE TRYING TO TROLL EACH OTHER
like the entire episode seemed like manual breathing

aha i got you
aha i got you
both being like fuck how do i get this guy while copeing in no one can get me i am the troll here like putting on a face and act while being annoyed and uncomfortable

>>510606632
This entire post is maximum beta male. Holy shit you reek of someone who has never been around a male role model.

>>510636884
girls require weekly disciplinary sessions this is why most couples dont work out cheat divorce ect

if you spank your wife atleast once a week shell never cause an issue that will cause a real beating
people acting like the rule of thumb was some caveman shit
nah those people had much happier and healthier relationships

>>510605365 (OP)
One of the cringiest things I've ever seen. Sam Hyde has gotten stale and hasn't been funny in years. And the new WP is trash.

>>510606458
we know, why do you think we always talk about killing jews and living in their mansions off of infinite supplies of gibs stipened onto the cards in their wallet? theres 750,000 jews living in mansions in los angeles alone. its a blood eagle a jew in the street paradise. you posers want to run from the hordes. i say nay, make it your home. the horde will come, better to face it now. bring back apocalypto skull thrones. blood for the blood god, and all that. assuming it wasnt just jew worshipper well poisoning and it wasnt some great honor to give your body after death to help to build a glorious empire where jew worshipper skulls were mounted on pikes. its no wonder they sent in priests with smallpox blankets, the fuckin plaguerats, one of them probably fucked a monkey again, its why people start walling and dying whenever in their vicinity. gotta throw rocks at the lesser races like in the old myths, for the people made out of dirt cant figure it out themselves and will devolve into jews if left untreated

>>510610410
Sam IS Jewish

>>510605365 (OP)
I wat he'd that whe it came out. Harland is one of the funniest people alive. Him and Sam together was pretty entertaining

>>510635656
obese trotsky is circumsized for shore

>>510606395
What an obnoxious post. Most normal people don't obsess about politics, btw.

>>510613243
Yeah. You could see them all thinking that Sam is fucking them over again.

>>510612522
>got into Sam Hyde's skin by showing him as a faggot loser who can't even improvise ONE funny answer.
it is funny how un-funny Sam naturally is
his faggot fans have to be the most desperate incel losers

>>510640054
that was true before the trump era. Now everyone is obsessed with orange man bad or they go the opposite orange man good. You never find someone who's like
>I don't care about any of that shit
anymore

>>510605365 (OP)
he has a tendency to do some random unfunny thing then drag it out for way too long. it was funnier 15 years ago when he was just an awkward kid.

>>510605365 (OP)
>Crashout
Why do I keep seeing this phrase all of a sudden lately? Is it a new zoomerism?

>>510619047
kek
Sam's shock humor is the lowest form of wit
no wonder so many /pol/ tards touch themselves to the fag

>>510612522
>>510612977
>>510615892
Watched some of it, and this seems to be the case. Harland was just too sharp. He immediately turned Damien into his own prop against Sam, and not only flipped every attempt to be serious on its head, but ended up being the funnier man in the more light hearted exchanges as well. Funnily enough it was Charles who knew how to play the game. Fucking NERDS

>>510640249
thats how you can tell its jewish, he has no fans
jidf telegrams will seethe by proxy

>>510622502
kek

>>510634757
>>510635233
good posts

>>510640150
is that timothy w. poolsteinwitz?

>>510606227
He’s let the fresh fame go to his head. I really think he regards himself as a powerhouse amongst comedians and when he’s exposed in real time his ego crumbles. I enjoyed seeing it. He’s needed a reality check for a while now.

>>510625774
If you're fat when you start trt you'll gain more water weight from conversion to estrogen and dht. Probably why that fat retard started balding. Once a gde always gde. Sam learned the hard way.

>>510618189
>oh you said something mean so I'm gonna beat your ass"
that's literally how all men behaved until like 20 years ago when the feminization propaganda/xenoestrogens began to take a strong hold. harland was let off easy. it's called respect. harland is smaller and less relevent than MDE. they didn't have to go onto his show. and he just insults them over and over again

- pretends to forget their names and makes fun of them all
- says they look like they've been raped because they're christian
- says he hates sam
- says he's going to rape sams sister
- censors their promotions

harland acted like a worm, not a man.

>>510636005
Estrogen spikes on trt when you're fat. Especially if you aren't taking an aa

>>510613054
>>510620792
>>510614965
The real purpose of him posting that was to show you that Sam isnt popular as a guest because no one knows him.

>>510605708
Honestly doesn't look bad for 62. I know 32 year olds who look older than that

>>510642141
malding incel
your daddy is the dumbest, shittiest comedian that's ever existed

>>510632108
These retards were raised on "e-celeb drama".
The fact that these zoomers watch the same video I did and so many of them overwhelmingly think it's not a bit is genuinely depressing. Average iq is fucking plummeting the longer the internet age goes on

>>510635717
>not rubbing one out to SinDee Williams eating while crushing Shaggy's pelvis to powder
Low t and ngmi

>>510642141
being as mean as this with other people is their entire prop. they should be able to handle it, they probably would have without the insecure high school bully retard

>>510640614
Sam's funny and an entertaining tool of chaos, he's got good observation but dude needs to be in charge of everything or he gets pissy. Fucker acts weird af on PKA despite them being obvious fans, he needs to be with his guys or in control. Tho i find stand up to rarely be funny. but something annoying is Sam does need a reality check from time to time, dude is an extreme power tripper and would be a menace / island owner if he was a little less impulsive and a little more intelligent.

retarded shit show detected

>>510643056
No, that's not how respect works, and life is not fair.

Harland is not a good person.
>On 30-Jan-2002, Williams appeared as a guest on Politically Incorrect where he said, "You can't hide behind religion, man, that's ok, I'm an atheist, I don't believe in anything..."

and he makes fun of christianity in many clips.

>>510605365 (OP)
Why does he always bring this whole crew of people with him who all look bad on camera and aren't good at interviews? Even the other two MDE guys are just uninteresting to listen to, then he's got these additional weirdos who just hang around killing the vibe

>>510605365 (OP)
>everyone here talking about this podcast that nobody knew existed before
I’d say Sam and Harland won and everyone ITT lost. No such thing as bad publicity.
Dumb brown /pol/acks getting played like a fiddle

>>510640288
>>510640150
No. You (and everyone else on here, myself included) are extremely online. Normal people dgaf about politics. Their lives are too busy and eventful for them to care about shit which they cannot control. You think a 40yo dad with 3 kids, a full time job and 10 other commitments besides this has time to mald on the Internet because Trump said something?

>>510644033
its true. and thats the blackpill. jewish numbers are fake. the normies arent noticing not because theyre so well trained, but because theyre too invested in their lives and jewish things mean nothing to them. things havent gotten bad enough for them to notice. but it inevitably will if jews are in charge, theyll always find a way to fuck it up