Thread 510606459

My current demands
>ban Indian and Israeli IPs
>ban memeflags from making threads
>add emojis
>add .webp support
>ban generals like /uhg/, /chug/, /ptg/, move them to a new board called /polg/, or /pol/ generals

>>510606459 (OP)
Agreed. I dont hate generals that much but yeah all others agreed. webm with audio too

>>510606459 (OP)
Agreed

>>510606459 (OP)
>ban Israeli IPs
Trump would seize this website if this were to happen.

>ban indian and israeli ips
How to out yourself as a muzzdog 101

>>510606459 (OP)
>OP gets a 3-day ban

>>510607239
>pajeet flag
>opinion automatically discarded

>>510606459 (OP)
>emojis
lol faggot
My one demand is the /incel/ board for Internet celebrities, fuck you shill faggots

>>510606459 (OP)
>add .webp support
Why?

>>510607294
easier to load digital payloads into them

>ban India and Israel
Great but we can do shit for the diaspora

>>510607239
Sorry pajeet but we don't want you here.

>>510606459 (OP)
>>add emojis
fucking retarded zoomer

>>510606459 (OP)
It will never happen because 4chan is a glowie controlled site, it has been for a long time. Dropping a few strategic bombs on some military bases and some buildings in tel aviv is the only way to fix it

>>510606459 (OP)
Bwahah we ain't going nowhere timmy
Stay mad

Indians are a fucking plague.

>>510607395
I need new ways to completely disregard/make fun of a /pol/tard's inane argument.

>>510606459 (OP).

>memeflags from making threads
>don't want /ptg/

Stupid metalawyer protest, you really want balance do you? Nope.

my demands to /pol/
>stay the fuck here
>stop shitting up every board

>>510607487
try not replying zoomie. Emojis and emoticons just advertise that the post got to you

>>510607463
I've never seen anyone on this board take the opinions of a streetshitter seriously. Your only contribution to this website is to be the absolute laughing stock/punching bag of the entire world.

>>510607495

error on
>memeflags from making threads

change it to

>dont want memeflags from making threads

>>510606459 (OP)
>ban Indian and Israeli IPs
They should whitelist only certain countries' IP ranges instead.
>add emojis
Please no.
>add .webp support
Yes, please.

>>510606459 (OP)
Just add
>Ban all phoneposters
>Ban all normalfags
And the website will be perfect.

the Indians in America and Canada are worse. Insane narcisist who can't handle that people don't like them and will spend 24/7 in their street shitter rooms figuring out ways to get /pol/ to hate other races than Indians. Also they are too poor to afford a VPN So you will look at the western street shitter thread and its just his own IP posting.

>>510607670
Yup like that. What I said upset you and now you are stuck in a last word battle with me

>>510607517
This.

>Cries about shitskins not staying in their own countries
>Can't go a month without posting jeet/nog/spic threads on /v/
>>510607745
>Ban all phoneposters
I wish but it's never going to happen as they make up most of this website's traffic.

>>510606459 (OP)
How about removing the IDIOTIC "cannot announce sage" rule?

You should be able to tell everyone that thread sucks and they should all not bump it.

>>510606459 (OP)
When you say add emojis, but want to ban india and israel, I can't take you seriously.

>>510607745
Maybe allow the OP to ban certain flags from replying when you make a thread.

>>510607254
They never learn. I had to stop martyring myself once I realized it was futile.

>>510607934
Emojis are based when used correctly.

>>510607907
I also think telling people what to report should be fine. These bans are relics from a past time that doesn't exist anymore. May as well get rid of the no avatar or signature use because not a single board enforces it

>>510607328
Ding ding ding

>>510607487
>wants emojis
>bugfever
Pottery

>>510607239
Honestly your kind being let onto the internet has only backfired. Now we have instant access to see how much a shithole India is.

>>510607976
Emojis reduce the nuance of language into ooga booga, retard. Lurk 2 years, nigger cattle.

>>510607862
i can't even really blame them after seeing a post in /adv/ about a truly intelligent individual asking if it's a bad idea to dump j00s buzzwords on some random girl on his second date

>>510606459 (OP)
I've said it for years that the number of posts by OP should be listed in the thread header and a countdown timer from OP's last post. It would make the shill and bots job much easier to filter. Also a cooldown on starting threads and a more aggressive repeat thread spam filter would be nice. Especially if it included at least a thee day ban for filter evasion where they only modulate the OP post to get around them.
R:349 I:2 OP:1-3:49.59 +shit thread, don't waste your time, or report without reply and move on.

Just repeat after me
>Mohmad sucked cocks. I denounce the Quran
Only then will I admit you are a human who can be (You)ed

>>510606459 (OP)
Especially fucking indians.. if mods cant cater the rest

>>510607239
It's funny how nobody really hated or even cared about Indians until you lot got internet access. Now you're even more reviled than sub-saharan Africans, who also make fun of you. What is it like to be so pathetic even black african niggers mock you?

t. used to buy the meme that indians were super duper smart because they won all the spelling bees

>>510607517
if rapeape hadn't turned /pol/ into a bottomless cesspool we would have been content to stay in our containment board. now we're not only on every board on 4chan - we have been driven to spread our /pol/ity throughout normiesphere.
thank you rapeape for setting us free.

>>510606459 (OP)
/pol/ is a board of memeflags. Memeflags built this board

>>510608591
>t. some brown zoomie on /vg/ looking for goon threads
>hey who is this guy talking about jews
that's some nigger from /pol/ shitting up the board
>wow neat i'll go see what that's about

and you wonder why it's a cesspool

>>510607364
>tf
>tp

>>510606459 (OP)
>I cant use random memes from google please add emojis and webp
fag

>>510606573
Can't do .WebM with audio. Screamers. That's why they banned it back in the day. We'd take a non shelant video on low record volume so you'd have to turn your volume up to max. Still be a bit quite so you'd have to pay attention closer than normal to what was being said. The BAM! A wild screamer comes out of left field
>Screamer = high pitched frequency compilation combined to damn near blow your ear drums
On 150% record volume. So, yours is amplified to max +50%. And if you're wearing earbuds/headphones...R.I.P.

Hence one of the reasons we're not allowed to have audio anymore. Which is ridiculous because it stops NOTHING. Just...go to a different board or website. 4fag, isn't all that exists. 4fag, is little more than an internet relic and shell of it's former self. 4fag, sold out...long ago.

Fuck 4chan. Fuck Hiro. Fick the MODs. Fuck the tranny jannies. Fuck RapeApe. Fuck the shills. Fuck the glow niggers. And if you the reader have an issue with me saying fuck all of them...well...FUCK YOU TOO XDDD

>>510606459 (OP)
Ban all Americans.

>>510609069
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me.You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. l can be anywhere, anytime. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it, kiddo.

>>510607239
No not really even holes hate you and they traditionally adore supporting brown invading parasites as long as they don't have to be around them for anything other than an occasional virtue selfie.

>>510607962
It's not futile, instead of making an obvious off-topic thread, just make a retarded nonsense thread but make it seem like it's on topic, for instance: "Why does Trump seem love Mexicans but hate nacho cheese? Well /pol/?" and add a picture of a lizard or something, it's super easy and it really craps up the board. Eventually you will learn how to make it more and more retarded and off-topic without the retarded jannies even knowing, I can even show you an example right now if you want to.

>>510609085
u saying wat u basterd bloody benchod? ur mother a basterd bitch donkey son of ok goodniught

>>510608666
piratrvke

>>510609284
I heard you on that inda flight in the black box
https://vocaroo.com/1bc7pr58N5wq

>>510609215
Show

>>510609027
True but /wsg/ doesn't have that as a widespread problem even on /pol/ threads. But maybe you are right.

sharty language should be banned

>>510606459 (OP)
>emojis

Just no, it's enough to deal with retard sign language on a daily basis (picrel). Everything else, fine.

>>510607517
>Nooooooo only wholesome chungus leftoids are allowed on other boards you have to stay here!

"No."

>>510606459 (OP)
Increase the bump limit
300 is deliberate sabotage
We are meant to be fried

>>510606459 (OP)
>>ban Indian and Israeli IPs
And cut 60% of traffic on this board meant to make any discussion impossible? Think of the passes that are sold and generate the revenue my man.

>>510609348
Ok watch this, i will try to make a really really shit one, it's gonna be even harder because the jannies might see this post but i think i can do it, it's fun learning how to make shitter and shitter threads.

>>510609348
Here it is, enjoy.
>>510609521
>>510609521
>>510609521

>>510606459 (OP)
>ban Indian and Israeli IPs
>ban memeflags from making threads
Won't stop the shilling, but memeflags can go.
>add emojis
>add .webp support
No.
>ban generals like /uhg/, /chug/, /ptg/, move them to a new board called /polg/, or /pol/ generals
What's needed more is an outright ban on threads promoting internet influencers. I am still asking for that /eceleb/ board

>>510606459 (OP)
everybody that has a different opinion than me should be banned and executed
generals should be removed
ban all IPs
remove memeflags
add .webp support, add webm audio, allow av1 webms
remove all minorities and jews from /pol/

>>510609324
>That fart at the end.
My lord.

>>510609520
I think you meant freed but you're american, nevertheless you're right.
>>510609384
sharty owns you doe cracka, TRVKE

>>510609027
>Can't do .WebM with audio. Screamers.
This is such a fucking retarded cope, fuck off. No other imageboard has this problem.

>>510609354
I was more of an 'old /b/ thing' that carried over to /pol/ when /new/ became /pol/.

Like all trends, it ran it's course. 4fag/4chan now...is nothing like it used to be. The innovation and creativity here, died long ago when clown ass MODs, M00t, RapeApe & their faggot Jannie minions starting to think that this place, was about THEM. Now, the creativity and innovation that was once a staple of this place...was BANNED.

So, I don't think Hiro or his faggot army...have anything to worry about anymore. All the REAL ANONS, went other places long ago.

Fuck em'. I hope their weak ass 15 year old .PHP trash gets wrecked again.
>Fuck no c0d3 scriptkiddies

>>510606459 (OP)
Shalom ahmed, mad you cant have your liebox? See my flag, cope and seeth

>>510606459 (OP)
>add emojis
unironically kill yourself you retarded faggot

>>510606459 (OP)
All these
Also have a verification for Canadians Australians and nz to prove they aren't indian

>>510609770
It's just the reality of the situation NEWFAG. I'm not saying that I agree with it because I don't. It was m00t getting pissed about getting eardrum overload.

>>510608087
Anon saar there are a lot of these beaver greentexts
Can you please do the needful and redeem all those greentexts in replies? Thanks saar

>>510606459 (OP)
>ban Indian and Israeli IPs
trvth nvke
>ban memeflags from making threads
trvth nvke + autosage 1pbtid threads
>add emojis
cringe
>add .webp support
cringe
>ban generals, move them to a new board
trvth nvke

>>510606459 (OP)
rangeban india, remove memeflags/make memeflags selectable but auto-post with indian/jew flag, and make all canadians upload picture of hand (to filter out the indians) before posting.

>>510606459 (OP)
Those are all reasonable demands. Maybe there could be a low quality board just for Indian and Israeli IPs.

>>510606459 (OP)
>add emojis
>add .webp support
>ban this, ban that
when's your gender reveal party? faggot

>>510610228
based sharter, together we will destroy 4cuck.

>>510610396
you should be banned for offending OP and op should be banned for offending me and i should be banned for offending you for wanting you to be banned for offending OP.

>>510606459 (OP)
My ONLY demand. And it's not a demand, it's an advisory. If you "Hiroyuki Nishimura" or any of your Moderator or Jannies ban my right to free speech, make up lies & ban me for doing none of what is accused of me. Then the next day have the entire catalog filled with the same shit "Hunting down an FBI top 10 most wanted perpetrator" who was trying MURDER PEOPLE via throwing boulders at their cars while driving...I WILL SUE THE FUCK OUT OF YOU. You, your faggot moderator and clown ass jannies...cost me $50,000.

I am THAT anon. And I hope the legal notice, has served you well.

Under instruction by legal council
>civil rights lawyer
I have to collect every instance or transgression of your clown ass mods and faggot janitors breaking T.O.S. to ban without cause.

So, I hope we have an understanding between us now. Fuck around and find out, faggot.

You don't run me. You don't run shit. Suck my cock. The next time you interfere with me chasing down criminals for $$$...it's going to cost you.

Maybe, when you start losing $$$, you will get your shit together.

>>510608591
>pissing into an ocean of piss

>>510606459 (OP)
>give me echo chamber or give me death
why are like this ?

>>510607239
SAAAAAAAAAAAR WE DON'T EAT POO SAAAAR, NEVER REDEEM

>>510606459 (OP)
>/polg/
I've been saying for ages that we need a board called /polgen/ or /polg/ or similar. Half of the general bakers always filter dodge so blocking them is next to useless right now.
Also, I completely agree with your demands.

>>510606459 (OP)
>>add .webp support
i hope you faggot will die in the most painful way

>>510610843
OP needs his safe space stop hurting his feelings you israeli shill.

>>510611102
>stop hurting his feelings
kek
we need to secure the future of our feelings

/uhg/ has designated thread bumpers who just spam gore and shit to keep the generals alive. a vast majority of posts there are usually from 1 or 2 posters. /chug/ at least has a variety of posters who actively engage with each other.
though banning either would just cause them to merge back into a singular general, which as much as i hate to say it, is probably for the better.

>>510606459 (OP)
agreed. ban leafs and poles and swedes and spics too

>>510610843
Gas yourself kike

>>510611449
Poles are based. Wtf are you talking about ban poles. Poles are the only europeans meeting mofo's from their country. Poland is one of the very few European countries that I would ever consider moving to. Its 'Little European Texas'

>>510611581
*Yeeting mofo's

You think they listen to you? This is an echo chamber.

>>510611226
stop! stop! you're making him angry! he'll get the jannies!

>>510611449
>>510611581
Ban everyone apart from Lithuania.

>>510607745
Phoneposting is based
Eh evades bans and doesnt afraid of anything
>>510606459 (OP)
I agree with the demands but leafs should fall under indian category until they get their cunt back

>>510607239
SAAAAAR PLEASE DO NOT REDEEM THE LIST SAAAAAAAAR

>>510606459 (OP)
I agree to these demands. ban rapeape

bring back so y, replace y'all with ''you goyim''

>>510606459 (OP)
>add emojis
>add .webp support
Why? I approve of the rest.

>>510611654
They only listen to me. Unironically.

>>510606459 (OP)
This is the correct course. Range banning India and Israel would improve the quality of submissions immediately.

>>510612741
Obvs Indian ip includes Pakistani etc IPs.