Excuse me, but why the fuck is the Nintendo Eshop full of pornographic games?

https://www.nintendo.com/en-gb/Games/Nintendo-Switch-download-software/Hentai-Games-Collection-2588868.html

>Just filter it if you don't like it

You literally can't. Even with a child account with the strictest parental control settings, it still shows hentai games everywhere.

Everything I said was correct. Nintendo has fallen. They are now a porn peddler just like Steam. And no, it is not the "censored" version, it is explicit pornography with full nudity and penetration, and it is being sold on the Nintendo Estore under a "Teen" rating. Nintendo has gone full pedophile groomer.

>just use parental controls bro

Literally does not work. Porn will show up no matter what restrictions you have.

DO NOT ALLOW YOUR CHILDREN TO HAVE A NINTENDO SWITCH.

>>510635064 (OP)
Also,
>that AIslop artstyle
Are all these games AI generated shit?

I had a girlfriend at 8 and we had sex. Well we tried to and then we got caught. People complain that we aren’t having sex but then complain about this, how are you going to get kids interested in sex without this? Parents are too afraid to teach kids about it so here you go.

>>510635064 (OP)
I noticed this a couple of years ago. There's furryshit, too.

>>510635064 (OP)
Shut up faggot queer. Old ass grandma. I’ll look at whatever the fuck I want fat bitch.

>pedo country sells pedo games
shocking

>>510635064 (OP)
>Right-Wingers Latest Phony Moral Panic: "Porn" On the Nintendo Switch
>Yes, There is Porn On the Nintendo Switch, and Children Can See it. Here's Why That's a Good Thing.
>Why Every Parent Should Show Their Children Porn
>Why Porn Should Be Mandatory in Pre-school

>>510635064 (OP)
i was wondering why there is no public outcry about these games being on the eshop. i thought i fucking misread when i first saw them

>>510635064 (OP)
Meanwhile is reality its 40 year old men buying it

>>510635064 (OP)
> HENTAI IS ART
kek

>>510636968
I was shocked too. My wife bought a Switch a couple weeks ago and I finally got around to messing around with it last night, and lo and behold, the store is filled with fucking hentai. I looked and looked and I couldn't find a way to hide or filter or block it. I looked around and found a reddit thread about it, and they say the porn games show up even on a child's account with the strictest parental controls on.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Switch/comments/1h5pstc/is_there_a_quick_way_to_hide_hentai_games_from/

Why isn't this a huge scandal? What am I missing? Did people just not notice until now? Or are we a society of disgusting degenerates who think porn is just normal and we have to accept that it's everywhere?

>>510636342
I don't want to control what you look at it in the privacy of your own home. I want to protect children from seeing pornography. Surely you agree that these games are inappropriate for children, right?

>>510635064 (OP)
Just fuck off already tourist, the vast majority of gamers are above the age of 18 and most of the best selling games are rated M.
If you allow your kid to play Call of Duty and GTA then Hentai games are good too

i wish they could make starcraft og on there... instead, we get AIslop hentai.

>>510635064 (OP)
whats the worst thing that can happen?
btw anything with internet connection is not for children, they are no longer toys

>>510637495
>I want to protect children from seeing pornography.
Fuck your kids

>>510637607
Yes, I know you want to fuck kids, but you have to fight your urges.

>>510637356
Nobody cares
We care more about being able to afford things like a home

>>510637816
Eww no
More like go fuck yourself, nobody cares about your wife's son

>>510635064 (OP)
>why is a Japanese company selling Japanese cartoons

>>510636968
Because nobody but tradcucks and SJWs care about it

Total Coomer Death when? Tired of these fucking faggots and their disgusting shit being shoved in my face everywhere I go at all times. Coomers are worse than faggots at this point.
>AFFIRM ME! ITS FREE SPEECH YOU FASCIST!!

>>510638120
Enjoy getting your child groomed

>Eww no
>More like go fuck yourself, nobody cares about your wife's son

>Because nobody but tradcucks and SJWs care about it

>Enjoy getting your child groomed

>Shartycucks

>pegi 16
>porn
*yawn* get better bait

Hentai Games is rated T for Teen. It's not sexually explicit.

>>510635064 (OP)
I love how OP doesn't understand the "white master race" that populate 4chan are all pedophiles and loli enthusiasts, you really think these catholics with their history of child molesting will care lol

>NOOOOOOO dont get wrapped up in moral crusades against evil things!!!

>>510635064 (OP)
>nintoddler
>the kids
>30yo neckbeard
No kids was harmed in the process (until they came into contact with say nintoddlers).

>>510637356
Here is a video of Hentai games showing up no matter what filters or controls you have

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NR1V5ADMQ2c

>>510638714
>those hentai games aren't really hentai games, trust me bro

>>510635064 (OP)
I was raped at 13 by my cousins braphog 18 year old friend. She rode my dick and choked me until I passed out. Now i'm 38 and I have never been able to have normal relations with women since.

>>510637521
The best selling game of all time is Minecraft dude.

>>510639172
My wife bought it because she likes Mario Cart and shit like that.

Yeah that's right, I have a wife, and I just had sex with her last night, something you can only imagine and fantasize about.

What difference does it make if it's on the shop if they can't buy it? Do minors have credit cards?

Yes, I am aware irresponsible parents load their kids' shit up with their card and I'm not defending Nintendo listing them, but in theory minors shouldn't be able to purchase that shit anyways.

This is what you're worried about when they have tablets and phones with access to everything? Get your priorities straight.

>>510639572
I know that nintoddlers often have wifes, are obese and have also a wife boyfriend.

>>510635493
>how are kids supposed to learn about sex without porn?
>I've fucked 8 different women in my twenties and all of them aborted my child, I hate them so much

>>510635386
It doesn't even look like Ai, just poor drawing from a clumsy coomer

It is incomprehensible to the coomer that an adult would not enjoy having pornography shoved in his face at all times. He was molested and he enjoyed it, so why shouldn't others be molested? In fact, he is beginning to suspect that all children secretly enjoy being molested, and it is just culture and religion that keep it a social taboo.

>>510639572
i imagine that shit was cash
but not like those videogames

Send this to the news outlets. Fucking nintendo can't keep getting away with it!

>>510635064 (OP)
I doubt there's actual porn in any of them. I bet these are the games where at best you see girls in lingerie or swimsuits.

Nintendo fell off so hard that I have zero interest in their new console even though it's the only console that's going to have videogames on it and it has backwards compatibility for my switch games

>>510637521
>JUST FUCKING LET ME GROOM TODDLERS YOU BIGOT

>>510639601
I don't fucking want my kids to see fucking porn on their fucking game console. I don't want to see fucking porn on my game console. Respect my rights and my choice.

>>510639480
>I was raped at 9
we can tell (you posted anime garbage picrel)

>Just filter it if you don't like it
>So what if you can't filter it, just don't buy it
We are here
>So what if you can't stop it from being downloaded and auto-played every time the console turns on, just look away if you don't like it
>So what if you can't look away, just think about something else

that's it, I'm done with this pedo congregation thread

>>510635064 (OP)
This is a fix to your population decline mutt, now just ban contraceptives and watch teen pregnancies soar.

>>510641597
If porn increases birthrates, how come Japan, the most porn-saturated country in the world, has the world's lowest birthrate?

>>510641114
Samurai Flamenco is one of the greatest trainwrecks in history. KYS pleb.

>>510642343
*better pic

>>510641114
Also you are so fucked up that you are here without having sex once. What fucked you up or were you telling me your uncle raped you at 9?

>>510641537
Are you black?

>>510635064 (OP)
Based

>>510641537
>now that I realize I'm arguing with a literal rapefugee I feel a sense of disgust with myself...

>>510635064 (OP)
>I shouldn't have to raise my shitty kids!
>that's other people's responsibility!

>>510635064 (OP)
>Hentai games
>They're 16+ Rated
OP is a faggot

Look up "Alison Rapp" and "Nintendo Treehouse". This insane bitch was even working at Nintendo stalls for game conventions which usually attract young kids and she's been proven to be a toddlercon. She posted a deluge of hardcore Splatoon hentai "to get back at Nintendo" after getting fired for prostituting herself as a side job. She also tried to string her beta provider husband into doing gay escorts with older men. She also wrote a college paper about the possibility of consensual sex between adults and children. Must have flicked her bean to age gap yaoi too much as a weirdo teenager.
Oh, but she and her team of other millennial losers had very tame dialog implying monogamous, loving relationship between an adult heterosexual couple censored in Fire Emblem. Can't have normal. Professor Goldberg said so.
This is why I have a Terabyte of pirated Nintendo console games that play better than on original hardware. I simply do not wish to support such a shady company financially and neither should you.

「Alison Rapp」と「Nintendo Treehouse」を調べてみろ。このイカれた女は、普段は小さな子供が集まるゲームコンベンションの任天堂ブースで働いていたほどで、幼児向けコンベンションの常連だと証明されている。彼女は、副業で売春をしていたことで解雇された後、「任天堂に仕返しするために」ハードコアなスプラトゥーンのヘンタイ動画を大量に投稿した。また、ベータ版提供者の夫を口説いて、年上の男性とゲイのエスコートをさせようとした。さらに、大人と子供の合意に基づく性行為の可能性について大学の論文も書いた。十代の変人だった頃、年齢差のあるヤオイに豆をひっくり返しすぎたに違いない。
ああ、でも彼女と他のミレニアル世代の負け犬たちは、『ファイアーエムブレム』で検閲された、大人の異性愛カップルの一夫一婦制の愛情関係を暗示する、とてもおとなしいセリフを言っていた。普通なんてありえない。ゴールドバーグ教授がそう言っていたんだ。
だから私は、オリジナル版よりも良くプレイできる海賊版の任天堂ゲームを1テラバイトも持っているんだ。私はそんな怪しい会社を金銭的に支援したくないし、あなたもそうすべきではありません。

captcha: KDSH0
fucking Dan Schneider energy post lmao

>>510635064 (OP)
>"WON'T SOMEBODY THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN!"
>Games literally have 16+ warning
Facebook is that way, boomer. Also mature games at Nintendo consoles has been a thing since Nintendo 64 era.

Motherfuckers don't remember newgrounds.

>"Unlike libtards we're not easily offended."
>"WHY NINTENDO ALLOWS MATURE GAMES TO NINTENDO SWITCH!"
Tradcucks

>>510641537
>Wikipedia Palestine
Lmao

>>510644010
Zoomers tourists weren't even alive back then or they were toddlers

>>510644211
Those were hentai games, not whatever nintendo is selling.

>>510640287
>groom toddlers
nigga what?

it says pegi16

>>510643805
/v/ defended the shit out of rapp when that story first broke.

>>510643180
I will drain the resources of your countries to the dirt, deal with it

>>510644338
I know

>>510635064 (OP)

and watch them brick
yo shit for fuckin
they money process
lmao enjoy your
extinction head ah

https://youtu.be/gywJhJ6Vj-E?si=QVDDVxP3p9Cbs2yA
>Game named Hentai Golf
>Rated 16+
>It's just a regular golf game with big breasts anime girls
>No fanservice, no nudity
Hentai my ass! And why a game like that gets 16+ rating?

>>510644438
You're sucking on a rotting bled corpse. These are the end times for everyone and not many have realized it yet.

Something has changed at Nintendo. They are not the same company they were before.
They originally had a philosophy of innovating, releasing new strange or off-kilter consoles like the Gamecube or the Wii. Now?
>re-release the switch, which is just....the same thing
>package it with 1 game, Mario Kart World, which is a busted broken mess
>Jack up the price to never before seen levels.
>2 hour battery life and very large screen destroys the only selling feature, portability, and the Steam Deck is better.

Their new console is better than the previous. But in that case, why not release a "super mega delux gamecube" or something? Why repeat the previous console with minor upgrades?
Mario Kart world is a complete disaster. A failed open world concept.

The only thing they have going for them is "cuteness", the cute, smiling, happy characters, who are so cute and smiling. Look at how cute and smiling these characters are. Speaking unintelligible "bing bing wahoo" language.

As people have pointed out, their incredibly ruthless DMCA policy absolutely crushes any fanworks anywhere. People used to let them get away with it because "it's nintendo" but now they are looking increasingly like a malicious actor.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gv01Auwd6oo

The company has lost all innovation, become obsessed with profits, and it's trying to sell you broken, busted inferior games on nostalgia and "cuteness". It's time to bring this ship down

>>510645478
Didn't they also DMCA music from their own YouTube channels and then promote dead links on Twitter?

>>510635064 (OP)
Your president is a pedophile

>>510643805
>ベータ版提供者
kek

>>510637856
first, slop-induced moral panic
then, cheap real estate
simple as

>>510644010
I still remember playing Pico's School when I was in my high school library. I also got access to every printer in the school and sent a bomb threat to all of them at the same time.

>>510645817
Who is the president of Australia? The queen of england? No wait i thought she died. Who runs your country now? China?

>>510646129
Lmao
Your president is a pedophile

>shartoids dream of a totalitarian nanny-state hypervigilance government
>muh protection
lmao, what a bunch of faggots, living scared for their entire lives if not under protection of their masters, just like cattle

and every single gas station sells cigarettes to children

>>510635064 (OP)
Based.
I am going to go to a TARGET to buy a SWITCH 2.
My purchase will singlehandedly undo the entire boycott stemming from Target's avoidance of DEI practices, because none of the people participating in the boycott would have bought anything anyway, assuming they even exist.

>>510635064 (OP)

>>510646261
Your's is irrelevant and fucks kids too.

>>510644010
>a porn site from 20 years ago is the same as the new video game console for children

>>510647855
i said it earlier, if it's connected to the internet, it's not for children
retard parents don't understand this, it can only be their fault when children see pornography

Parents inability to police their own kids is shocking.
They expect the world to be childproof while they give their 3 year old an i-pad and let them loose on the internet.

>>510635064 (OP)
Thank Jews

>>510646750
>porn addicts who want to hook kids on their game
vs
>moderates who know what they're doing and reasonably set the age while also knowing minors will play it anyway

>>510648414
>>510648237
they groom groups of teenagers in hope they'll support nanny-state policies, they don't really care about children, their goal is to create a society of emasculated men who can only rely on a government

>>510650430
Then America collapses and China takes over lmao. Jews are midwits.

>>510640205
Correct. Most of these are censored via conveniently placed light/leaves/whatever or don't show any bobs and vagene, because underwear is the most you get. As for actual sex? Doubt that is allowed at all.

>>510637521
You're the fucking tourist, retardnigger.

>>510638120
based, I'm also sick of fucking coomers. They ruin literally everything. I'm glad Steam is now enforcing rules on explicit material so that coomers and gooners can fucking cry that soon their hentai games and loli will be banned entirely. and the free speech argument holds no fucking water as that's a jewish argument for pornography not the white mans beliefs

>>510648414
I picked up a switch 2. One of the first things they shove in your face is parental controls so they tell you to keep an eye on your children. The problem is that many parents are becoming too retarded, laissez faire or complacent so they just hand their kid a thing and tell them to go wild.

>>510651184
Trump rapes kids.

>>510640287
Police your fucking kids you stupid nigger, they got your credit card and buying those game's themselves?

>>510643180
Every single French/Dutch/Belgian/Swede is a nigger or an arab, until proven otherwise, on the internet.

>>510635064 (OP)
> Nintendo selling porn to kids
GOOD. Kids need porn.
> with full nudity and penetration
That's what kids like. They don't want to just see some jiggling tits. They want to see some P in V action.

If a kid wants to look, let them look. If you think they're looking too much, take it away, like anything else.

>>510639977
Checked and
> he was molested and he enjoyed it
> so why shouldn't others be molested?
Pretty solid reasoning, especially the enjoyed getting molested part.
Have you tried getting molested?
If you like something, it's only natural to want to pass it on.

>>510635064 (OP)
>nintendo
>japan
>hentai
I think the issue here is the uneducated lower rungs of society who are not aware of foreign cultural arts.

>>510635064 (OP)
Nice!

The prudish judeoevangelical Anti Sex League must crumble, one teen cummie at a time!

>>510637495
>want to protect children from seeing pornography
That's protecting them from what? Children need to be protected from sex but military propaganda is a-okay, even let the recruiters go in the school, teach the kids mass murder is great but seeing sex will TRAUMATIZE them

>>510639867
How many of these encounters were consensual?
But man, that's rough.

>>510652990
>P-san, come play with me!

>>510641537
>>510644438
Atleast you're honest fellow nogbro, but i hope you're not an actual drain on your provider.

>>510635064 (OP)
It's rated 16 you prick. Now there are actual Hentai games on steam, but if you go there you have to confirm that you're 18+

>>510635064 (OP)
>to kids
what kids? did you see bithrates?