Thread 510643746

You can afford a house, stop being picky!

>>510643746 (OP)
bro its in the middle of nowhere how am i supposed to work

>built in 1932
>nearest job is 750 miles away

>>510643746 (OP)
150k for a kitchen with 3 small bedrooms attached?

>>510643920
>>510643966
I work for the post office, not my problem, get a remote job faggots

>tiny awning
>tiny walls for your tiny cemete porch

what is this, a goblin fort?

>>510643920
>>510643966
You can work at the high security insane asylum retard, they have great benefits.

>>510643746 (OP)
i dont live peublo colorado though, no one does. I live here

>>510643746 (OP)
>pueblo, Colorado
Lol. LMAO even

>>510644123
But they dont hire patients

I know this is a bait thread, but the comments about jobs bring up some neat modern considerations; Starlink is improving rapidly and getting better coverage over time. There could be many cases where someone picks up a cheap house in some distant place and just does remote work. That could unironically make a lot of these houses more feasible in the modern era.

>>510643746 (OP)
The problem is it's very far from any viable jobs. This is where old people who didn't plan their retirement, or welfare leeches go. You might have a few people that rent out there working the gas station or corner store. You'll see how simple they are, they don't need much stimulation.

>>510643966
We have houses in denmark built prior to 1900 going for more than 1,500,000 usd.

>>510643746 (OP)
Never thought I’d see my old town in these bait threads. Pueblo isn’t Gary IN but it’s pretty dangerous

>>510644259
Too bad, Trump and Musk said "remote work bad" and every Boomer/Gen X/Millenial CEO is just going to continue with officefaggotry or worse they'll just hire indians to work remotely from Bengaluru

>>510644259
>remote work
Already been outsourced to shit. Remote work wasn't a win for the workers, once the richers realized the jobs could be done remotely they outsourced them overseas. At least they didn't have to bring as many monkeys over here, but they still fucking bring them anyway.

A remote worker that's still holding onto their job isn't looking for something like this. You have a roof over your head but nothing else. It's not even a nice house and there's nothing in that town. No good stores and boring old people. Not a life everyone wants, don't make the assumption that everyone is trying to escape Babylon like us.

man, look at all that space for 220,000
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1111-Topaz-Pl-Pueblo-CO-81004/14030435_zpid/?

>>510644259
a lot of city did this during rona and ended up regretting it. theres more to life than fast internet and cheap land. small towns mean small life for most people, other than those that actually live off the land, hunters, fishers, hikers campers farmers etc (most rural people dont do this theyre just wastoids)

>>510643746 (OP)
I don't have 134400 dollarydoos. Never will either, but have fun playing the jews games.

>>510644601
forgot pic

>>510644473
Pueblo is my hometown too, wtf.

>>510644473
Yeah i just pulled up the stats, https://www.neighborhoodscout.com/co/pueblo/crime
What the fuck is going on there? poor people?

>>510643746 (OP)
>Bumfuck Colorado

Rather be homeless in Houston

>>510644812
It wouldn't be so bad if Colorado wasn't an antigun shithole

>>510644789
Spics and Russians fighting for the weed business

not the worst where I live

Why would I pay 134 a sqft when new builds are like 150?

>>510643746 (OP)
>Lead solder pipes
>Shack in middle of high desert

It's over...

>>510644949
Oi, you got a loicense for that crescent window?

>>510643746 (OP)
>But you can buy a house with money you don't have, or for a mortgage payment you couldn't afford in a place you wouldn't want to live, where there are no jobs!
I really hate these threads. What is the point of these anyway? Are you getting paid by a real estate agency that represents the worst housing markets in the country?

>>510644601
I'm gonna give this city a QRD for liability.

First thing to check ALWAYS is the racial dot map. This will perfectly overlay crime mapping and school performance mapping, so almost no need to check them.

>Pueblo CO looks to be over half Hispanic, already dropped
>Pueblo is a Walmart town, with 2 Walmarts serving as the main stores
>the only chain grocery store is Safeway, the worse store chain that will put a store in any podunk town
>Sam's Club only, no Costco
>limited restaurant options, no chains, only locally owned
>there does appear to be a number of gyms but no successful chain gyms

Yeah, SHITHOLE. The beaners already took it over, as with many cheap housing cost areas. Keep looking, there are gems, start with the racial dot map always.

>>510644993
Sometimes it's a Jew demoralizing thread...hard to know on here post 2016.

Does you not know about mortgages?

>>510644789
Colorado has lots of violent druggies/homeless in the cities and the I25 corridor is a hub of Mexican trafficking. Also Pueblo is just a more rough-and-tumble place, the main source of work is the steel mill.

Tl;dr it’s the salty spittoon + CA

>>510643746 (OP)
>has 1990s burger king floor tiles
>not even as wide as a trailer
>will blow over in a harsh enough wind
>Lives in the mexican capitol of america

134k for this? lulz

>>510645061
*QRD for livability

I found my dream town by using this method of just making sure the area is racially/culturally pure, and making sure it has all the stores I like. That pissed me off about the last small town I tried to settle in. Luckily the new town has everything and more, and my industry is booming there so if I get the job I'm applying for I'll be making big bucks. Wish me luck.

>>510643746 (OP)
Pueblo is a gang infested shithole, my family escaped it for Denver. Denver sucks but it's still a massive improvement over Pueblo.
Have fun having your car stolen

>>510644812
Lol ok nigger

>>510644876
We used to be a libertarian state.
I fucking hate liberal transplants so fucking much.

>>510645248
Denver is just as shit as Pueblo but there’s traffic and everyone is a buttloving homosexual.

Also rent is $3500

>>510645248
im in Aurora, its alright here, outside of the overpriced housing
>>510645061
Yeah I just checked, at this poing I might as well move back to Wisconsin

>>510644789
Spics.

>>510644888
Used to be Spics and Italians back in the day. But the Italians all moved up in the world, they stopped larping as mobsters and actually got decent jobs.

>>510643746 (OP)
>Another "housing is affordable" but you need to live in a rural or nigger area

>>510645188
die faggot

>>510643746 (OP)
Cute little house. Looks like stucco. You could and paint it with some decent stucco paint and it would turn out nice. Easy DIY.

>>510645393
South Aurora is alright basically where it meets with Arapahoe county/Centennial, the closer you get to I-70 the shittier it gets.

>>510644255
lol

>>510645061
>he doesn’t know about King Sooper’s

Shibboleth failed

>>510644993
There are a lot of jobs in that area. The problem is it's full of beaners so no one wants to live there. You'd be a god among them and could probably take your pick of a job. There's always work in the medical field and government/law, and there's plenty of stores to work at if you don't feel like at least being middle class. This isn't a dot on the map town at all, it's just priced like it. Not very accommodating, see my QRD, and a racial jungle, so still not very livable. You want to use a demographics map to find a white area then see what industries are big there and how accommodating it is.

>>510644983
Hola esse, you gotta pay for protection to live here homes

>>510645518
>King Sooper’s
yeah, with 4 police officer's roaming the stores

>>510643920
You don't need a high roller job if your house is cheap.

>>510643966
>built in 2023
>needs major expensive repair by 2030

>>510645393
What are the main aspects you look for in a town, what industry are you in, and what environment do you like (desert, forest, plains, etc). I will attempt to find you a good one. Had to do this for myself recently when housing costs shot up in my area, not hard when you know what to look for.

>>510643746 (OP)
>£100,000 for a shed
how long do you reckon you could go glamping for 100k sterling?

>>510645352
Downtown Denver yeah. Get 20-30 mins outside of it and it becomes tolerable.
But yeah. Colorado in general is becoming a shell of it's former self, Democrats are running this state into the fucking ground.
Faggot Polis and his democrat minions keep pushing new "taxes but actually totally not taxes because we call them fees" because they can't balance the states budget. I remember when Colorado used to have a fiscal surplus.
I FUCKING HATE LEFTIST TRANSPLANTS
I HATE THEM SO GODDAMN MUCH

>>510643746 (OP)
when they say the housing market is expensive they are talking blue shitholes. same house in the city room wise is about 500k less in georgia

>>510643746 (OP)
I have $32,000 cash in the bank now, I make $32/hour, and I can still only just barely afford the worse houses on the market. It would leave me with less than $10,000 emergency funds and making a net $800/mo. I'd barely be holding on. The entire economy is built like a ponzee scheme and real estate is a speculation market casino for rich people. If you are a first time home buyer without previous equity you are getting raped at every step of the way. If you were born after 2010, homeownership is a fantasy unless you inherit one.

>>510645621
>main aspects
safe/clean
>industry
I work for the post office, so i can literally work in any city
>enironment
i do not really care

>>510644184
>600k for 3 bed, 2bath, 1600 square feet.
That's not too bad, I wonder what the building expenses and amenities are.

>>510645317
A shame, I wish I could live like Jack Thompson out there

>>510644789
It's infested with spics who think they are gangstas. Growing up in Pueblo is what made me so racist against beaners today, they are absolute subhumans.

>>510644789
Lol, I had to screenshot this

Behold my 11K house with a 6.5K roof in Michigan's upper peninsula. I don't even live in it, I just use it for vacations. I need to rent it, but I really hate the idea of pigs inside of it ruining everything.

>>510643746 (OP)
Would offer 34k for that box. Also more like Pubeslow am I right.

>>510645716
thats a dental office lol

>>510645674
There’s a reason I left bro. It was either go to Denver and bee poor forever, or stay in Pueblo and be jobless and poor forever. It’s a real shame and I miss the skiing and mountains like you wouldn’t believe, but I can’t live there anymore.

>>510645870
Shit the fuck up about the UP right now and do not rent that house out

>>510645521
I have 3 kids. All I care about in any given housing area anymore is school ratings and low crime rate. No part of Colorado was anywhere near my top 20 places to consider moving to a few years ago, let alone now.

>>510645870
i remember talking to someone who did work up there, yeah I wouldnt, make come back to it destroyed with needles inside

>>510645707
Those are not picky standards at all, just go anywhere white that your salary can afford a house. Colorado Springs is quite white, isn't too far from Aurora, and has cheaper housing. Check zillow and see if it's in line with your salary, they're only about 100k cheaper on average than the Denver area. Cheapest decent areas you're still looking at 200-300k which most normie salaries still can't afford on their own. There's Big Bear/Arrowhead area in California where houses are that cheap and not too far from civilization. Prescott AZ has some reasonably priced houses, Phoenix area if you can handle the heat. Oregon is quite cheap but fuck their weird cult culture.

>>510646175
You claiming benefits for those little shits? Go cry to the welfare office that you can't feed them. Seriously, they'll give you EBT and all sorts of stuff. Especially if you're not legally married to the mother, she can get set and not even have to work. Have her use a different address than yours and claim she's estranged from the father.

>>510643746 (OP)
I would buy that in a second anywhere within fifty miles of my work.

A nice double wide manufactured home goes for 2.5M around here

>>510646004
I feel you. After the DUDE WEED bill back in 2014 the writing was on the wall. I barely even recognize CO anymore. If I didn't have roots here, I would have already left. Still love the Rocky Mountain region though, just feels like home to me. WY and MT call my name more and more with each passing day. Might need to check out ID too.

>>510646561
Montana is beautiful but the job situation is worse. Billings is basically white Pueblo. Idaho might be good but I have never been there.

>>510646326
People complain about housing costs in California, look at this. Lake Elsinore, short drive to Orange County which has some of the highest paying jobs in the world.

>>510644291
your houses isn't made out of cardboard

>>510646761
Look at this, want a high paying job in LA? Topanga Canyon, quiet hills (that might burn down again but hey that's super cheap for LA area right above Malibu).

Oh these are all lots. But you shouldn't be a pussy that isn't willing to build. This will be prime real estate soon.

>>510646713
Yeah, Montana is basically what Colorado was 30 years ago. Liberal transplants are starting to pile into Bozeman too, they are truly like a plague of locust destroying everything they touch. Fuck I hate them.

>>510644123
I ain't doing that again. Last one I worked in had this clown guy who kept escaping. Fucking hassle.

>>510646898
>ohhh but norcal is too expensive!

Ok, it's also super white and has higher paying jobs. I took the land listings off, these are all single family homes. No townhouses or condo bullshit. Look at this.

>>510646898
Cheap single family homes available all up and down the west coast. Where I'm from, if you're poor you move to Poortland. It's known for not being too expensive, very accommodating, and not to shitskinned up. You will not like the liberals though, seriously only poor people move here and poors are always libshits.

>>510643746 (OP)
27 dollars per square foot.
This is insane how bad the price per Sq foot is and it is in the middle of nowhere.

>>510647160
Cheap houses all over AZ. Mostly in the desert, but it has forests up north. Be wary, there are some podunk towns. Basically the only accommodating ones are Phoenix area, Tucson, Prescott, and Flagstaff. Flagstaff has high housing costs, you're not gonna find under 300k.

For 200-300k house you need 50k-75k salary btw.

>>510644473
>ayyo we dont have to use as much cement if we chuck a bunch of rocks in it

>>510645188
good luck anon i hope you aren't just larping.

>>510647364
Looking at it's weather data it averages a foot of now a year and regularly reaches 95+ in the summer. This would be an awful location to live.

Why pay for a house when you could steal one from a Palestinian?

>>510647478
This same trend follows through Utah, Idaho, and Montana. Just less houses available. Now how many jobs pay 50-75k idk, that you have to look into. I only checked the west, and I only specifically know about the west coast and southwest because that's my culture, I've been all around those states. I don't wanna go anywhere else because I find people there weird. East coast and middle Americans are like aliens, I don't understand them.

Just go on Zillow and set the price parameters low, there's probably shit in your area you just have to accept or move to greener pastures. Housing market is only bad in some areas not everywhere.

>134k usd (457k cad)
I can't afford that

>>510647529
Dry heat + snow is usually gone by noon. The worst part of living in CO, environmentally speaking, is the altitude. You wake up dehydrated and bloody noses can be very common.

>>510643746 (OP)
Must be cardboard with furniture inside. In my country I've seen 10 by 5 meter basements asking for over a quarter million euros lmao. A literal basement (theres nothing inside lol).

>>510643966
>the internet exists
>cant make money unless hes in a libshit city
then keep complaining

>>510647835
How dare you, it was promised to him 3000 years ago. So was Cyprus.

>>510645674
>becoming
I went on a cross country excursion in 2011, spent 2 weeks in loveland and basically had a full tour of the whole state sans the eastern most portion. it was gay garbage back then only marginally better than LA and portland.

>>510648437
You need to actually do the math retard. To afford a 200k house you need to make 50k, where in the fuck are there any 200k houses? Not in very many places except isolated or abandoned towns. That's the average salary, so yes the average American on a single income cannot afford to buy a house, and many are at the age in life where that's the next step they're supposed to have already taken. None of them are married either, which is another missed step and a contributor to the housing crisis. Combined they should make well over 50k, maybe hit the 75k mark where they can afford a 300k house. Now there's still a lack of 300k houses, in some major cities that won't even get you a condo.

This economy is survivable, but it's not easy. You really have to plan and strategize, and it's dependent on where you live.

>>510648210
thats the fucking exchange rate? wew how far the leafs have fallen!

Yes, I can afford to pay cash for a house anywhere but inside Stockholm toll gates

The trick was to get a degree and a decent job, then live to be 30

Are you niggers really this dumb?

>>510648785
I did the math. bought a house on 7 acres for $250. make about 55k after taxes. you can complain or you can fix your shit, those are your options.

>>510648745
Yeah that was basically the era of cancer cells starting to rapidly multiply. It's terminal now.
We had a very strong libertarian culture here, fiscal responsibility used to be a virtue. Let me remind you we are the state that gave rise to Killdozer. That is the version of Colorado I grew up in. But yeah, it's dead now.

>>510646788
they sell what used to be homes built for steel mill laborers as mansions for over a mil now. it's insane how much we've been impoverished

>>510643746 (OP)
>Just make $146k, bro

>>510648894
What kind of job you work and how easy is it to get into?

>>510644081
>post office
you fucking nigger
total PO death

>>510644473
sean is an asshole

>>510645716
This is on the Upper East Side of NYC. I lived in NYC for 27 years and know the market quite well. Sold my 2 bedroom condo there and moved to LA a couple of years ago.

$600k can certainly get you a 3 bd/2 bath on the Upper East Side. It just wont be west of 2nd avenue (not ghetto, just not close to anything). The building will be old and full of pensionnaires. But here's the real kicker - it will be a co-op. Sure, the price may sound affordable, until you see the $2200/mo maintenance fee on top of your mortgage. The building covers the property tax, but the maintenance fee is non-dischargeable, so that's why the price is relatively low.

There are no deals in NYC - the market is mature and all these factors are baked in. If something in NYC sounds like a steal, its probably because there's a giant catch.

>>510643746 (OP)
No thanks. I'll let all of the boomers die and then buy a house.

>>510646898
You know how fucking expensive and a pain in the ass it is to build in CA?

>>510649604
Yeah the catch is having homeless people sleeping infront of your doorway and the streets smelling like piss and rats scurring across your feet. Did I mention niggers?

>>510646761
Lake Elsinore is nowhere near the O.C., Lake Elsinore is the bottom end of the Inland Empire. Great Uncle had a mansion, on the lake worth like $1.5M that's owned by family still.

t. I.E. native

Every house featured on cheap real estate listing threads always adhere to the following criteria:
>Is on the verge of falling apart.
>Is located in niggersville.
or
>Is located in the middle of nowhere.

>>510644049
Nigga, I paid that for one living room and a bedroom attached to a kitchen the size of an utility closet. And all this in the comfort of it all being a commie block apartment.

>>510649512
man, if only you knew the money i could make, lol.

>inherited my parent's house but it's a crumbling down piece of shit worth basically nothing

pain

>>510650220
What do you consider cheap?
What do you consider middle of nowhere?

>>510650399
fix it, you are ahead of the game

>>510644473
why is it so crime infested??

>>510649997
I'll rent it out so it's someone else's problem lmao who cares

>>510646527
Washington and the entire west coast is just an unbelievable shithole. Seriously, what the fuck.

>>510643746 (OP)

Pueblo is an absolute shit hole that is like 80% spic. It has 3rd world poverty and crime levels. I cannot stress how horrendous that town is.

>>510643746 (OP)
hi riddit appraiser here

current value caps future value due to the principle of substitution, for retards, if you bought this house and put $200k into it, it would still only sell for $150k because markets are limited by the pool of available buyers and the availability of homes for sale within that market

Montbello in Denver for example is all niggers, sure you can get a place for $300k but all of your neighbors are going to have broken down dodge challengers in the driveway and 3ft tall brown grass in their front yard

even if you leveled a house there and built one for $1.5M it would only sell for $500k at best

>>510651364
Is Bakersfield a safe place to live in?

>>510650551
Illegals and their gang bullshit + drugs, Colorado takes the Californian stance on the homeless. Pueblo tried to ban needle exchanges but the Colorado Supreme Court overruled it.

>>510644184
That seems pretty decent actually. I mean I couldn't afford it but I know people who could.

>>510651900

I've never been there.

>>510650551

Demographics. It's majority spic and lies on I-25 which is a major drug artery for the western states. There's all sorts of towns in colorado and new mexico that are tiny but have inner city crime levels because they are drop off and pick up points for cartels.

>>510651929
>>510652373
ahhh, so as a law abiding white male i would be in the minority. copy you

>>510644259
yeah. In Poland, pretty much everyone except boomers lives in like 4-5 cities. Rural poland is dying out. The only solution to this is pushing remote work.
If i was working remotely, i wouldn't mind living in some shithole in the middle of nowhere, hell, i would much more prefer this than living in Warsaw.

>>510647478

Sun City requires you to be 55+

Even at that price point with current interest rates you're going to be paying a lot of money compared to 10-15 years ago. If this is available and a hedgefund or random asshole haven't bought it up yet, it's probably damaged or in a terrible area.

>>510643746 (OP)
>Pueblo
So I’ll be living amongst the injuns?

>>510643746 (OP)
Remember to say hello to your new neighbors Tyrone and Juan when you buy the house lol

I want to own a cafe off the beach where people can watch the sun rise and watch wild horses and start their morning.

LMAO and you say China still has poverty. These are literally shacks.

Lived in Colorado Springs almost my whole life and as pretty as it is, it's a peice of shit and Pueblo is way way worse. No thanks. I moved to The Bay area and yes it's expensive as fuck but at least there is shit to do, girls to fuck, great public transport, and amazing food.

>>510653049

It's majority spic. In demographic terms it's mexico-that's why it looks like that.

>>510643746 (OP)
What’s your gross income Anon?

>>510653488
>The Bay area
isnt that a high crime area?
>>510653636
$56k before all the overtime

>>510644184
imagine spending 1m+ and you still dont even own the building, do cucks really?

>>510653807
I live downtown Silicon Valley and have yet to see a crime. Some Homless shit as you'd see anywhere but it's not that bad. San Francisco is the high crime area of the Bay and I spend a lot of time there and only seen a nigger bip a car window once.

>>510644473
I’ve climbed to the top of this. It’s badass.

>>510644081
>I work for the post office
Nigger detected

>>510643746 (OP)
If only I knew how to fucking teleport, Anon-chan...