Thread 510644462

You can get a lot of benefits in life from just lying about being a freemason without ever bothering with initiation or lodge approval.
It is quite amusing, how those retarded abrahmist boomers spend their lives dedicated to the "craft" when literally anyone can just achieve the same result with a cheap car sticker.

>>510644462 (OP)
I’d rather get pulled over

>>510644462 (OP)
but im not a freemason
that would be lying

>>510644462 (OP)
USA Policeman here:
It‘s true. We are instructed by our jew masters to let freemasons off the hook.

>>510644771
It is okay to lie about things like that if it personally benefits you.

>>510645120
Not everyone likes freemasons.
I'd get the trooper that can't wait to taze one.

>>510644665
Fpbp.
Wouldn't put that shit on my vehicle. I am who I am and no one else.

>>510644462 (OP)
Don’t listen to this faggot Jeet.
If you don’t know the secret handshake, they’ll kill you and erase the tape.

>>510644462 (OP)
I tried to join the Freemasons in Guerneville. They thought I was too trashy. Their loss!