18 year old woman impaled by umbrella - /pol/ (#510655333) [Archived: 381 hours ago]

Anonymous ID: TRaSCnWmUnited States
7/17/2025, 9:52:02 PM No.510655333
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We need to start banning literally ANYTHING with sharp edges. They are lethal if you arent careful
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Anonymous ID: k9mPL5QwUnited States
7/17/2025, 9:53:29 PM No.510655441
>>510655333 (OP)
She looks like an oblivion character
Maybe the simulation glitched
Anyways, based hope she lives a good life
Anonymous ID: NCTAxFapUnited States
7/17/2025, 9:53:50 PM No.510655478
>>510655333 (OP)
18 is the new 30.
Anonymous ID: z3G/OSA8United States
7/17/2025, 9:54:23 PM No.510655514
>>510655333 (OP)
>impaled by umbrella
did she cum?
Anonymous ID: kqTbaucUUnited States
7/17/2025, 9:55:14 PM No.510655591
>>510655333 (OP)
>missed her artery by a centimeter
so it hit her in the toes?
Anonymous ID: o9lU9rcNCanada
7/17/2025, 9:56:06 PM No.510655669
>>510655333 (OP)
SHE WAS ONLY 18 YEARS 11 MONTHS AND 30 DAYS YOU FUCKING PERVERTS
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Anonymous ID: UL7f6Rm7United States
7/17/2025, 9:57:30 PM No.510655762
>>510655333 (OP)
Would impale if you know what I mean
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Anonymous ID: kqTbaucUUnited States
7/17/2025, 9:59:08 PM No.510655897
>>510655762
>if you know what I mean
you think she's a vampire?
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Anonymous ID: MijU/FfMChile
7/17/2025, 9:59:19 PM No.510655915
>>510655333 (OP)
>ass burry park
no wonder she got impaled
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Anonymous ID: o9lU9rcNCanada
7/17/2025, 10:00:13 PM No.510655981
>>510655915
if that thing had gotten stabbed into her ass that would have been perfect
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Anonymous ID: MX8t0HnVLatvia
7/17/2025, 10:01:12 PM No.510656058
>>510655333 (OP)
Umbrellas are a subhuman accessory.
Anonymous ID: MX8t0HnVLatvia
7/17/2025, 10:01:43 PM No.510656090
>>510655669
>SHE WAS ONLY 8 YEARS 11 MONTHS AND 30 DAYS YOU FUCKING PERVERTS
Ok, magatard.
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Anonymous ID: o9lU9rcNCanada
7/17/2025, 10:02:29 PM No.510656148
>>510656090
sir, this is not a social media political commentary board. take that shit someplace else.
Anonymous ID: DMHKDV7GCanada
7/17/2025, 10:04:09 PM No.510656285
>>510655333 (OP)
Imagine the penetration.
Anonymous ID: VEi1OjJ4United States
7/17/2025, 10:07:06 PM No.510656537
>>510655333 (OP)
Masonic digits covering up our government impaling teenagers
Anonymous ID: GDxK/0GoUnited States
7/17/2025, 10:07:55 PM No.510656612
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>>510655333 (OP)
>18 year old
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Anonymous ID: n8JKHY+wUnited States
7/17/2025, 10:12:54 PM No.510657028
>>510655333 (OP)
I impale myself every night
Anonymous ID: 1t6aoddjUnited States
7/17/2025, 10:13:15 PM No.510657059
>>510655333 (OP)
Mess with a fella, get the umbrella.
Anonymous ID: UL7f6Rm7United States
7/17/2025, 10:15:18 PM No.510657219
>>510655897
Like Im the vampire but instead of using teeth I use my ding dong
Get it?
The ol in out-- in out
Anonymous ID: 9+K5sokDUnited Kingdom
7/17/2025, 10:16:22 PM No.510657306
>>510655333 (OP)
fuck no that thing is 18, literally pushing 40 something
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Anonymous ID: pQk3n+vRUnited States
7/17/2025, 10:16:45 PM No.510657337
i think she has pretty hair 100% would pet
Anonymous ID: uOW2gVBXUnited States
7/17/2025, 10:17:49 PM No.510657428
>>510655333 (OP)
She looks 35. What the fuck is going on with zoomers?
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Anonymous ID: BiHFpO1AGreece
7/17/2025, 10:22:07 PM No.510657763
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>>510655333 (OP)
lmao
very rarely is this relevant
Anonymous ID: TRaSCnWmUnited States
7/17/2025, 10:25:06 PM No.510657984
>>510656612
>>510657306
>>510657428
I think being in the ICU for a few days with a blood draining tube (the grenade looking thing by her chest ) will make you look old for a few days.
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Anonymous ID: o9lU9rcNCanada
7/17/2025, 10:26:59 PM No.510658151
>>510657984
and DARLING, like, URM UR GURD, have you SEEN the lighting in hospitals??!! Like, 'Night of the Living Dead' HELLOOO
Anonymous ID: GDxK/0GoUnited States
7/17/2025, 10:36:56 PM No.510658968
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>>510657984
Sure. Or maybe the food we eat, the water we drink and the air we breathe are all poison...and maybe the medicine we take to counteract that poison is also poison. Maybe women really do look like shit compared to twenty years ago.
Anonymous ID: jj23UHgvUnited States
7/17/2025, 10:49:45 PM No.510660242
>>510655915
>>510655981
You both have foreign flags but you seemed to unintentionally be referencing the fact Asbury Park is the Jersey Shore's gay mecca.
>t. lives at the jersey shore, not asbury
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Anonymous ID: o9lU9rcNCanada
7/17/2025, 10:51:19 PM No.510660387
>>510660242
it really makes sense. and, since its the fag mecca, its only natural that they all start bending over in front of each other 5 times a say too.