I'm planning on joining the U.S. Army. Is this a dumb move? Y/N? I was thinking of the Navy. I would join the Air Force but I'm too retarded. Worth joining in 2025? Benefits worth it? Militaryfags please post in.

>>510668103 (OP)
MADE

>>510668147
Stop.

>>510668103 (OP)
She looks like she fucks halsin

>>510668188
It's too late, glowies of star in thee david cabin.

>>510668103 (OP)
shadowheart is hot af but surely people don't actually have fun playing these kinds of games right?

>>510668103 (OP)
Built for my BIG BALTIC COCK

>>510668103 (OP)
>I was thinking of the Navy.
Are you gay? You're going to live on a ship with a 1000 other guys and no females for 6 months at a time.
If you're not gay, you'll have a bad time. Bring lube.

>>510668465
They have women now though, don't they?

are there any pretty women who arent whores and haven't destroyed their pair bonding ability?

>>510668103 (OP)
considering we teeter on the edge of WW3 best to prepare your mindset. It's to be only populated by the "alpha" mindset. When (if) you come out the other side, you should be ok, most military guys don't really have to work after. But just as easily you can join the workforce and invest without selling your life for "middle eastern interests".

>>510668368
Bg2 is peak, ngl.

OP
Do you really want to fight and very likely die for pedos, BLM, Antifa, feminists, jews, tradcucks, and other scum that make our lives suck?
Go buy an AR-15 and train at the shooting range and apply yourself at the gym, that's what you should do.
If you still want to do it, then at least pass on your skills to a militia

OOOOOH I'M GONNA COOOOOOOOOOOOOM AAAAAAAAAAAAUUUGHHHHH

>>510668103 (OP)
>Im planning to fight for Israel
No surprise there Memeflaggot

>>510668708
I'm sure the writing and worldbuilding is great but the gameplay is just so boring

>>510668103 (OP)
You go straight to hell if you do.

>>510668777
What the fuck? Checked!

>>510668579
>women

>>510668103 (OP)
If you're a dude who looks like that you'll fit right in in the navy

>>510668777
checked

>>510668579
Yes they have women and they’re no different than working a retail job with women who will make your day hell if you’re not sexy to them. Even if you do, they’ve already slept with all the officers (middle management)

Also, many people who joined the military feel regret because they feel they missed out on milestones as a civilian. Imagine doing a tour in the Middle East for four years and then coming back as an older irrelevant man. This is why so many veterans go through a midlife crisis and blow money on a Jeep Rubicon and steroids.

>>510668103 (OP)
>I'm planning on joining the U.S. Army.
They take Indians now?

>>510668103 (OP)
MOMMY MILK MOMMY MILK MOMMY MILK MOMMY MILK MOMMY MILK MOMMY MILK MOMMY MILK MOMMY MILK MOMMY MILK

>>510668729
>very likely die
More people die every year from autoerotic asphyxiation than troops KIA in your lifetime. You're more likely to die in your goon cave with a belt around your neck and your dick in your hand than to be KIA in the army.

>>510668777
Checked
Yes
You should go fight all your enemies
...Over there

>>510668103 (OP)
Depends on job big boy. I used to be navy got out for six years and went into the army late last year.
Either go infantry or something requiring a TS clearance. Intel or cyber or something.

>>510668103 (OP)
those titties look nice

>>510668103 (OP)
How do I rape a girl like that?

>>510671203
with your personality

>>510668103 (OP)
God I want to suck on those titties like a newborn baby.

>>510668103 (OP)
Idk, I don’t know you
If you do join, have fun ig
I wouldn’t join if you have other options in life desu

>>510668103 (OP)
Comoletely off topic but I can literally feel years being added onto the end of my life when I look at her