https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOTiJkg1voo

Australia has an ant which eats poisonous spiders in the outback. A few years ago it started killing and eating small animals even kangaroos. Scientists say the ant has evolved to have the same poison spiders have. Recently the ants have killed about 60 cows in farm land and police have found two men who were dead being eaten by this ant with the ants poison in their body.

>>510674803 (OP)
poison is ingested, venom is injected

>>510674803 (OP)
I think ABC might be worse than CBC. I can't watch anymore. didn't see anything about ants either, nigger

>>510675133
Can leafs just not be pedantic faggots for even one day?

>>510675693
it's hard for amerimutts to manage with a language that isn't theirs to behind with.
I'm sure if someone used spanish wrong, you would notice.

>>510674803 (OP)
Aussies shouldn't eat pvssanoisonous things.

>>510674803 (OP)
>dead men who were being eaten by this ant
Says nothing about being killed by the ants.

Phase IV incoming

>lose a war to oversized KFCs
>lose a war to literal fucking ants

Australia is so fucking pathetic

>>510674803 (OP)
It's time.

>>510674803 (OP)

Just what makes that little old ant
Think he'll move that rubber tree plant
Anyone knows an ant can't
Move a rubber tree plant

[Chorus]
But he's got high hopes
He's got high hopes
He's got high apple pie in the sky hopes

[Post-Chorus]
So any time you're gettin' low
'Stead of lettin' go
Just remember that ant:
Oops, there goes another rubber tree plant

>>510676008
>a language that isn't theirs to behind with.
leave it to jeets to shit all over my language.

>>510674803 (OP)
electric ant eaters will resolve this, no worries

>>510674803 (OP)
Can this ant be trained to go on missions?

>>510674803 (OP)
i just read earlier today that ants will enslave other ants, lel

also ants are supposedly old as fuck
> approximately 140 to 168 million years, originating during the Jurassic period. This was a time when dinosaurs roamed the Earth and flowering plants were not yet dominant.

SINCE BEFORE FLOWERING PLANTS EXISTED

>>510678561
>drawn and quartered

i remember once when i was like 7 years old
>im frm texas, and there's SHIT TONS of ants there of different kinds
i was at an outdoor sporting event, and while i wandered around bored, i found this ant pile, and not far from it, a swarm of ants that had basically "imprisoned" some kind of caterpillar that they were keeping alive but wouldn't let escape; meanwhile another caterpillar looked like it was trying to go and free the first caterpillar, but it was getting swarmed the fuck out of and bit by ants to stop it

was weird shit

play that old game
>sim ant
it's interesting

>only country where ants are actually more dangerous than spiders

>>510675693
It's not being pedantic. There is a difference.

also i used to get household cleaners/chemicals and mix them together
>was smart enough not to mix bleach and ammonia (like "windex")
>also don't do that - you'll literally gas yourself
then I'd go out to whatever large ant pile i could find in the backyard, and kick the shit out of it, destroying their metropolis
>this makes them begin to FRANTICALLY scatter and begin carrying off their young, these little white rice grain looking unborn ants
in an attempt to escape

but once i'd broken open the crusty exterior of their ant pile and exposed the thousands of ants scurrying about i'd spray the with my household chemical/cleaner concoction and watch the all die painful deaths

yes i was a little bastard of a child sometimes

>>510674803 (OP)
If you'd save some of those pangolins from Changs dinner-bowl, they could help with the insect outbreak

>>510679329
Guess what else. The Appalachian mountains existed before trees and are also part of the same mountain range as the Scottish highlands.

>>510680219
FUCK ants are SO prevelant in texas, unbeknownst to my family and mysef at the time, tons of ants had infiltrated a box of cereal my sistr and i would eat
>i forget what kind
and i had poured a bowl of cerael and began to eat it

to my shock and horror about a quarter of the way in, i realized numerous dead ants were floating in the milk

this is what motivated me to spray them with chemicals until they died

after that my mother bought sealable plastic container we would store our breakfast cereal in

hope ya liked my ant stories, niggers

>>510674803 (OP)
an ant bit me today I FUCKING HATE ANTS!!!!

>>510680558
>piles of dirt and rocks existed before trees

this isn't nearly as compelling

>>510674803 (OP)
SUPER SAYANTS

>>510679329
bro how do you believe those numbers lol
>yo dog this shit lived 1000000000000000 years ago

>>510680562
>house has been having ant problems
>we have been waging chemical and conventional warfare against them by smashing them but they are persistent
>just killed a bunch in the bathroom before going to sleep
>lay down
>turn on my portable mp3 player and play some music
>take a sip of my gatorade
>ahh refreshing
>rookie mistake
>listen to music for maybe 30 minutes
>take another sip of gatorade
>huh it feels like I have a moustache
>turns out a superhighway of ants constructed itself from the floor to the bottle immediately upon sensing the high fructose corn syrup in the air
>I look down to see they have formed a dense writhing ring around the lid and neck of the bottle
>can feel them crawling all over my face, neck and chest
>writhing sheets of ants fall into the bed off the bottle as I smear ants across my face
>I spit the ant filled gatorade everywhere in the process
>they start stinging me all over since im shirtless
>run to the bathroom
>more fucking ants in the bathroom
>rinse out my mouth
>can feel ants writhing on my gums
>return from the bathroom having cleaned my mouth of ants
>the bedroom ants have engaged in a feeding frenzy from the gatorade I spit all over the place

Dont underestimate these fuckers. They dont value life, not even their own. If you have high fructose corn syrup they WILL get you at any cost.

>>510681563
oof those sound like red ants, or
>fire ants
the black ants are less aggressive

but damn that sucks, i can empathize

>>510681487
i don't necessarily, but it's interesting to note that
>they don't have "lungs"
>put little holes/perforations in their body
>and by this means they are abe to "breathe"

i believe it has something to do with them being so damn small allows this way of breathing to work

>>510675693
You are just jealous that we're more intelligent than you are.

I know this is picrel but as the only other auscunt in this bred - why would you link to the gaybc news live feed? That's just fucking stupid.

>>510681755
I remember looking down and seeing an ant stinging directly into my nipple hole, fucking hanging into space via only its bastard stinger in my nipple duct, like some fucked up anime

Inch ants? lol these faggots tried to eat the nuts of a bloke when I was in the Army, long story short, field training sleeping on the ground, kid wakes up screaming running around tearing his pants off, Fahkn battalion of inch ants had marched into his sleeping bag and made a beeline straight down his ass crack to MAUL his butthole and legs,

Turns out this kid had been crushing the ants all Arvo with his foot and we reckon the pheromones or some shit got on his legs triggering a full scale retaliation when some survivors got home to the nest,

Funniest karma shit I ever seen

>>510675227
>>510677486
My thoughts exactly
Evolving murder ants in Australia makes me honestly scared shitless

>>510674803 (OP)
they're carrying them off like those ants in Indiana Jones

>>510674803 (OP)
Kinda mean to call the Cupid And Pretty Little Baby singer stupid, I mean she just died...

i for one welcome our new overlords

>>510683861