>>510676981i shit you not
one time my friend brought me to a native american casino in washington state
>like, one of the BIG fancy ones that old worn out bands will play shows at, etc.it was my friend's birthday, and his friend invited us out to hang out, and was apparently a coke dealer and the motherfucker basically lived in a casino hotel room
so we show up and meet this dude, and he's wearing a bath robe out in public and doesn't give a fuck, like "the dude" from "the big lebowski"
he's sitting in front of an electronic slot machine, casually mashing the button with no observable/discernable strategy, just keeps mashing the button that rotates the fake "slot machine" numbers and fruit n shit on a TV screen
and the motherfucker just kept winning, and winning, and winning, getting THOUSANDS of dollars in wins
so he cashes out so we can go hang in his hotel room, and i watch as these two native american employees come up with like a clip board and a bunch of hundred dollar bills
then they start couting out, in hundreds, all the thousands of dollars he'd won
it blew my fucking mind
then we went to his hotel room and he ordered lobster and like garlic mashed potatoes, and we all ate and it was kino as fuck
then he split up a bunch of lines of coke and we all got blasted
later i hear he died for some reason
was a weird experience