>Trump doesn't speak, talk or write like that
Read or watch Trump's old interviews from the 80s/early 90s - he's a VERY fay, effeminate, beauty and status obsessed person. The entire "tough guy" schtick is just that - pure schtick.

100% guarantee this is real - sounds exactly like something the real Donald Trump, in his real, homoerotic voice, would write, thinking it was extremely clever and witty.

>>510678308
This. He tries to be poetic sometimes during his speeches and it comes off as completely retarded, exactly like the way this is written.

yeah he's always had those campy, dragqueeny inflections

>>510678399
>example 1A: his hundred plus live performative readings of the Al Wilson pop-soul song "The Snake"

>>510678308
Your guarantees are very valuable.

>>510678245 (OP)

>y-yes it is! the guy you heard for the past 10 years always talks like this!

it's over faqqots,sorrry.....and besides,the noodle was clearly of an adult woman

>>510678245 (OP)
>Trump being a gay tryhard suckup
vs
>planted fake story
>GOP forced to circle the wagons or else more fake stories
>Trump wins lawsuit
>Epstein narrative successfully shut down

Not sure which

>>510678245 (OP)
Trump has been drawing pictures for years. Some of them sold for thousands at auction. This is totally believable.

>>510678766
plan trusters will be politically in the wilderness the rest of their lives

>>510678245 (OP)
>Read or watch Trump's old interviews from the 80s/early 90s
Don't even need to go that far back. Just check Twitter (formerly: Twitter) pre-2014 or so when he started his 2016 campaign.

He was VERY bitchy drag-queen-with-the-drag as a "straight" man on there. It's why him winning in 2016 was funny because most folks thought he'd carry that persona over.

>>510678245 (OP)
HOLY KEKKKK

>>510678766
The latter for sure. Though I doubt Trump is in on it since he's been doing anything wrong since the memo leaked, an external player is getting involved to try and derail the Epstein narrative.

>>510678245 (OP)
>>510678923
Turns out Trump was actually gay with Epstein. They were homos with each other and also pedophiles. Just deranged sex monsters.

>>510678245 (OP)

>>510678308
That's my take as well. He is fond of word play and trying to sound like a clever philosopher.

>>510680910
I hope WSJ proves its authenticity. It will be so bewildering to the plan truster crowd to have to reckon with the reality of who Donald Trump truly is

>>510678245 (OP)
>The entire "tough guy" schtick is just that - pure schtick.
spot on

Remember Charlie Kirk was personally contacted by Trump to downplay everything related to Epstein
He’s a paid shill, not an earnest truth-seeker

Literally pee tape all over again. And the moral of the story is that we are not a free country. We do not pick these people. These politicians are foisted upon us. Legitimately good people do not have any desire to goto DC and be forced to take part in orgys and to spend all their time calling people begging for money. If you don't have any dirt on you, they'll probably just kill your wife and hope you give up, and go live in the woods.

If we're finding out about 30+ year old scandals in current year, it means that people chose to withhold that information until it benefited them politically or financially.

These people are trying to kill Trump. After 2 assassination attempts, any behavior seeking to harm Trump should be viewed as part of the same overarching assassination plot.

>>510681190
like the pee tape?

>>510681390
>reverse trump derangement syndrome
Sad!

>>510681190
>I hope WSJ proves its authenticity. It will be so bewildering to the plan truster crowd to have to reckon with the reality of who Donald Trump truly is
or was.

>>510681619
that's probably his biggest fear if he's genuinely clean. the files could reveal his real offcamera persona which could be equally devastating to the character he's been portraying for a decade-plus

>>510681190
Same. He's got to go at this point. I can't look at him the same again. Guilty or innocent, he did not handle this well. I can't trust him again, and I had little trust to begin with. Completely eroded now though. And it can't be earned back.

>>510678245 (OP)
Lmao Murdock is going to pay millions to trump and apologize.

>>510678308
Sounds like bullshit. Here the hell did the WSJ get a birthday card written by Trump to Epstein from years and years ago?

>>510678245 (OP)
If migger shills are saying something we can be sure that is a lie they all rape kids we know this that is why they are defending this. The letter is real

>>510681821
Oh no he's lost you? What is he gonna do now. Now that he's lost your support. Oh man.

>>510681947
It's from a leatherbound memento put together by or for Epstein for his 50th birthday, presumably notes from others not described. Obviously evidence obtained or acquired from his estate as evidence - iow, part of "the epstein files". Could even be a maureen comey leak

>>510678245 (OP)
The secret service has announced that from now on Trump will be transported in a new vehicle

>>510681947
Maxwell. Do the math. She’s signaling that there’s more out there.
>she’s always in the background

>>510682051
Evidence that the WSJ just pulled out of their arse? nah.

>>510682097
She's in prison.

>>510682097
So were supposed to believe ghislane Maxwell now?

>>510682100
Someone showed the doodle and note to the reporter. Lots of people in SDNY would have seen/had access to it, including Comey's just fired daughter

>>510678245 (OP)
>I never wrote a picture in my life
Sounds shook

"your honor, you know me - I'm retarded and would never use the word "enigma" in a sentence"

>>510678245 (OP)
>oh yeah? well if it's fake sue us
>ok

>>510682225
So some guy in some pub had a fucking birthday card that's not even his that he picked up from god knows where and the WSJ just saw it and went "yep that's totally real". No.

I know the media never lies, but this one seems fake and gay. Just sayin'.

>>510682354
Alright you're just being intentionally thick. It's from the Epstein Files that everyone wanted to badly to see 6 hours ago. Now maybe you understand why Trump doesn't want the rest to be released

>>510682432
No it isn't.

>>510682172
Mobsters used to feel more safe in the pen back in the day, not sure if it's changed but...

>HE DOESNT TALK LIKE THAT!!!
You can read the gushing letter he just wrote to the Chabad kikes to see him write in exactly this same feminine, deferential way.

>>510682509
Do they just let her keep other people's birthdays cards in her cell?

>>510678564
This is actually good stuff. None of that is cringe.

>>510678245 (OP)
I literally hate this gay orange nigger and even I don't believe he wrote a letter they won't show you.

>>510678245 (OP)
If Trump sued wouldn't the journal get an opportunity to dig deeper into his Epstein connections through discovery? I doubt the WSJ's handlers would actually let them reveal anything legitimately damning, but just the idea would probably deter Trump from suing

>>510683230
He's already announced that he's doing a lawsuit

>>510682013
Well, he now has to deal with one more propagandist working against him and have one less defender within his camp.

>>510683318
Going to have to be carefully, even enigmatically, worded, that's for sure

>>510679268
GRROOOM GRRROOOMMM

YIKES! I MEANT VRRROOOM VRRROOOOMMMMM LOL

>>510678245 (OP)
unironic fake news

>>510678245 (OP)
>>510678308
>>510678550

Can you fucking retards just go back to Leftypol. You're shitting up the board. And no, nobody here feels bad that you didn't get to celebrate your dumbass gay fetish orgies out in public streets last month in June.

>>510684312
>memeflag trying to paint anyone as a shill
Fucking audacity you niggers have.

>>510678245 (OP)
Regardless of whether this happened or not, all journalists should be arrested and put on trial for espionage.

>>510684312
>please stop
fuck off jebby

>>510684312
Aww is your safe space for pedophiles being invaded like your wife got invaded by the BBC?

Leftycucks, we forgot to ask someone for THEIR consent...

>>510678245 (OP)
Naah, he speaks more like......."grab them by the pussaaay".

>>510678308
>100% guarantee this is real
100% guarantee its fake and you messed with the wrong guy.

>>510678245 (OP)
Maybe the secret was that he's a big fag and they were sucking each other off instead of fucking kids

Its not like democrats have ever faked anything like this before
Definitely didn't fake a yearbook to steal a senate seat in alabama back in 2018

>>510679107
Damn. I can't wait for the Netflix Original series now.

>>510687856
NO TRUMP IS TOTALLY STRAIGHT HE WAS FUCKING THE BEST 17 I MEAN 18 YEAR OLD PUSS SHEKELS CAN BUY

>>510683318
Trump bullshits constantly, so that doesn't mean much.

>>510684506
This. But they do it all the time. It's some fucking Sanjay or Shlomo who just doesn't understand human minds at all.

>>510687464
the fuck lil donnie gonna do? Nothing. Just like he did nothing to rupert last time, or just like he did nothing to twitter.

Billionaires are not scared of trump. They control him, and they will print whatever libel they want because money doesn't mean shit

You won't do shit, and neither will trump

Pedophile. Faggot.