>>510682041 (OP)
lol. I'm Hindu and don't eat beef but eat everything from fish to chicken to bison. I was once out with friends at a restaurant and saw "Chicken Fried Steak" on the menu. My dumbass thought that shit was chicken that's been fried like a steak (I know, I'm retarded). It tasted great, especially with that gravy and some crispy, lightly buttered hash browns on the side. I didnt know it was steak cause it was so well done, I thought it was just dark meat chicken. I said outloud to my friends, "Man this is some of the best fried chicken I have ever had!". They all look at me and literally in unison go, " That's a steak, dude". I excused myself to the washroom and stood over the toilet contemplating whether I should finger fuck my throat to REDEEM myself as a Hindu. But I already paid $22 for that shit so there's no way I'm not finishing my "Chicken, that's been fried like a steak". Till this day, that is the only time I have ever eaten beef. A well done fried steak with gravy, and I still have dreams so vivid of eating it again that I wake up literally drooling just reminiscing about how good it was. You guys keep saying how well done is the worst form of cooked steak, it scares me that there could be something better than that damn Chicken, fried like a steak...