Thread 510688595

The real posters of /pol/ are around 200 guys
I recognize you guys from years of posting
The rest are bots and tourists

>>510688595 (OP)
BLACK AMERICANS ARE THE ORIGINAL INDIGENOUS AMERICANS.

No one recognises me. I am anomalous

>>510689144
CHECKED
You are the 1000th dub today on /pol/.
Please read my poem I wrote for you:
Orange shark agape,
a tendies pole on /pol/
Watches pixels drip.
Gura laughs, a hollow chime.
Next digits:
P/m: 58
Next du,bs: 3s
Next tri,ps: 27s
Next qua,ds: 13m-56s
Next qui,nts: 3h-7m

Highest digits in the last 24h on /pol/:
>>510666666 (6 digits)
>>510688888 (5 digits)
>>510687777 (4 digits)
search archive for a gift: shillomatic

>>510688595 (OP)
Who do you think I am?

>>510688595 (OP)
There is only one person here, the rest are gods.

>>510688595 (OP)
It's insane how small this entire site is... and how much social relevance it has nonetheless

>>510689144
If I don't recognize you the 4chan staff do
Your posts are marked and fingerprinted with
1 your IP
2 your cookies profile
3 your email that you use to verify your session
4 browser and OS data
5(if you are using 4chan pass) all your posts are fingerprinted lol

You can spoof all of these with every post but you'd need to wait a minimum of 120 seconds for every post

>>510688595 (OP)
Why is a tinfoil hat cat in front of a white supremacist symbol?

>>510689282
True

The entire world is really small
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Six_degrees_of_separation

>>510689324
>If I don't recognize you the 4chan staff do
Well I mean yeah obviously. They know too much about me. They know i'm a retard sperg
>2 your cookies profile
I have third-party cookies blocked on 4chan which includes cross-site cookies
>3 your email that you use to verify your session
lol what? I don't have an e-mail. I don't vertify shit
>4 browser and OS data
Linux and Brave. It doesn't really matter if they know. They won't get any more info from that than they already do
>5(if you are using 4chan pass) all your posts are fingerprinted lol
I would never make a 4trans pass and I will always block fingerprinting

Fuck 4trans. Fuck the jannies. Ban me again, I don't give a fuck

>>510688595 (OP)
What would happen if those 200 guys would meet IRL?

>>510690388
2/3rds of them are brown. It has happened before.
You wouldn't want to go to one of those meet ups anyway, if you eat the food you're eating anonymous cum.

>>510688595 (OP)
Ayy, ya recognise me?
My folder got deleted/lost multiple times.
So it may not be that obvious.
>>510689324
>You can spoof all of these with every post but you'd need to wait a minimum of 120 seconds for every post
Afaik you just need to wait 120 seconds once per session.

>>510690388
I'd do a backflip and make them clap and cheer.

>>510689144
motherfucking kek, the bot even recognized you
im unrecognizable, i never say nigger

>>510690793
>2/3rds of them are brown. It has happened before.
>You wouldn't want to go to one of those meet ups anyway, if you eat the food you're eating anonymous cum.
If I were in one I'd bring proper food.
If I were.

>>510691163
>Afaik you just need to wait 120 seconds once per session.
i didn't need to wait 120sec to realize or tell you you're an idiot

>>510688595 (OP)
Im a tourist from /sp/ im just here to shitpost.

>>510691437
Rude.

>>510691339
What bot recognised me? What... what did it say about me?

>>510689246
You damn well better give me a reply and poem if I get any

>>510689391
We all know the holocaust survivor that went to Auschwitz and met Mengele at the gates and now you know Hitler through me

>>510691671
You win this time bot

>>510688595 (OP)
Sup.

>>510688595 (OP)

This

>>510688595 (OP)
no one knows me

>>510688595 (OP)
I’ve been convinced for at least a decade that there are 5-10 australian posters max with one samefagging 99% of all Australian flag posts

>>510688595 (OP)
I am the real poster faggot kike shill. 100% real, White and proud.

>>510682839

>>510693689
auspol is just one anon talking to himself

Really its just 200 self sentient entities sustained by random people around the planet

>>510688595 (OP)
I'm glad others see it too.

>>510688595 (OP)
Its' been my honor to have called you a faggot so many times over the years op, why I do believe you were the recipient of my very first charge of faggot! So much has happened over the years, to me, to the world, to this place, yet here you are still the same, a faggot through and through, a shining example to all those who would one day dream to be called op the faggot.

>>510693482
nice calves nigga

>>510693981
kek

>>510688595 (OP)
Well met.

>>510688595 (OP)
At least I am turing complete. Are you turing complete, meatbag?

>>510694809
No

>>510688595 (OP)
Which am I?

>>510689282
ironically, shitposting on /pol/ might end up being one of the most impactful ways for an individual to interact with society in the past decade

>>510695042
Telepathic autists are making the president come clean about the jewish blackmail ring that controls the earth through sheer force of will. Quite impressive.

>>510695042
>>510697283

I was part of the original migration over from Something Awful, but there's no way you recognize my posting voice. It's just not possible.

>>510697283
One could say it's a Triumph of the Will

>>510688595 (OP)
More like 20

>>510688595 (OP)
Why did the israeli cross the road

>>510688595 (OP)
No. You don't

>>510693981
The three constants in the universe. Death, taxes and OP being a faggot.

>>510699936
to trick God?