>laugh at germany thread

hahahahahaahahahhahahaab

Pretty sure those were banned anyway.

How's Poland doing these days, anon? I liked it there two years ago, hope things have kept that way.

>>510705753 (OP)
Why on earth would anyone need this other than killing someone?

>>510705823
meanwhile in Poland

>>510705823
>Pretty sure those were banned anyway
And yet they just got banned? Lolol cope u faggots ruined that country.

>>510705753 (OP)
99% of people carrying knives in berlin are shitskins so this is fine

>>510705860
Men in glass houses best not be throwing stones, anonymous

>>510705928
What would be fine is banning shitskins so white people can live freely.

They should ban crime as well.

>>510705830
I love eating pumpkins when i ride the tram.

>>510705924
We are not in control stop blaming us. We tried. We fought. 12 years and now we are occupied by international zog forces, more in rammstein than all of middle east combined.
So how about someone else tries now? Maybe those armed mutts that live next to same kikes who give orders for all of this?
They can do it, easy, jan6 proved it.

Just
Do
It

Lol. They think shitskins follow laws

>>510705928
You certainly are a cowardly people aren't you. My folks left swabia in the 1500s because of your bitch made shit.

>>510705753 (OP)
Why would you carry a fucking knife on the bus?

>>510705928
You think laws apply to your replacements?

>>510706026
the mutt is too afraid, he rather sits at home with his loaded shotgun and waits for niggers to barge in. they rather just sit on their fat lard asses and cuck to the goverment than to get up and start a ruckus

>>510706081
>Let's not make laws because criminals won't respect them
That's the lowest argument weapontards have

>>510706120
I've daily carried a knife for 30+ years.

>>510705753 (OP)
this is the equivalent of banning shooting at ducks when firearms were already banned to begin with.

>>510706214
Are you a jeet

>>510705753 (OP)
>weapons
What's Goymany's definition of a weapon? I bet you can carry your personal 20 cm ice pick if there's an extreme need to break some ice.

>>510706270
'merican. If anything I would be mistaken for a Hitler youth, lol. Probably more German than most people in Germany nowadays. Great grandfathers on both sides were from Germany and came here in the early 1900s.

>>510705860
Looks like they need a trczuck of pszcheace.

>>510705753 (OP)
>BRICS News
kek

>>510706270
No, he's Cambodian.

>>510705830
Those knives aren't even allowed in Germany

>>510705753 (OP)
Oh? They finally banned German humor?

It's a good thing knives and weapons have been banned. I have learned of a spare of recent knife attacks in the news and I wonder what is wrong with Germans? Why have they become so violent?

>>510705953
stop being antiseptic, thats lIIegaI

>>510705823
>>510705860
>>510705928
>>510706160

Piss off, Krautniggers. You imbeciles prefer to lick the boot of the Ampel Coalition than be truly free. You Goymans are so weak and effeminate and cucked that you pay the Rundfunkgebühren without question, LMAO. I have not paid that shit in 18 months since I arrived, (Colombian in Stuttgart, lmao)
Also, you cucks separate your trash like good, humilliated GOYS. Mülltrennung is an humiliation ritual.
Also, for good measure: Robert Habeck of the Greens is a SCHWACHKOPF who smells farts

>>510705753 (OP)
Toilet cleaner has an opinion

>>510706694
are you in a coma?
the ampel is gone for almost a year now

>>510705830
defending yourself against a pack of feral niggers

>>510705753 (OP)
>bin that knife
this law only exists so the police can conduct pocket controls on every train station. i wouldn't care if they would only control shitskins, but they also control germans.

>>510705928
I'm sorry to inform you. But real men always carry a knive. Ofc a FUCKING ZOOMER wouldn't understand.

>>510705753 (OP)
as if these kind of approaches changed in the UK

next time they should ban the crime and there will be no more criminal because the criminals well-known law-abidining people.

>>510706781
Nothing wrong with separating the trash.

>d&c thread

There is literally no difference between glowniggers and kikes.

>>510706979
You mean other than the fact that it is cucked as fuck.let me guess you also wash your yoghurt cups before you lit them in the plastic trash.

>>510706919
> real men always carry a knive
I now carry two
I'm twice as much real man than anyone here
let's knoifemaxx

>>510706979
Humiliation Ritual, that you internalized because "muh Urth, muh Environment"
Nothing gets recycled, you fag

>>510706720
Mahlzeit
New kraut/pol/ general is up
Come discuss German politics

>>510706979
correct
but you have to take into a account the guy is a shitskin
their brains dont work like actual people
in their mind if you dont rape, murder and generally cause mayhem wherever you are, then you are cucked
thats why their countries are shitholes
they dont understand our civlization

>>510705753 (OP)
rape is already illegal and yet mrs meier-goring is a serial brown rape absolver

>>510705753 (OP)
this was also a no-knife zone.. fking mongs

>>510707087
I put electronic devices, spray cans, paints, asbestos, batteries into the the Hausmüll. I also put waste into the Gelbe Sack. Just because I can.

>>510705753 (OP)
i see no problem with a ban on knives and weapons in public transportation
im surprised it wasnt the case already, like in many countries

>>510705753 (OP)
>3rd worlder gets in trouble for having a knife on the train
>charges dropped due to mental incompetence

>>510707145
Do you also wash your glass bottles before throwing them into the Weißglas Tonne, cuck? 1/2 hour per week separating trash represents 26 hours of your life per year doing a useless humiliation ritual. YOU Fucktard.

kek

>>510706817
you get pic related.
not a comical hunting knife.
slashing is more effective because it puts the slashed into shock.
you need a literal sword if you wanna get to organs.
and the judge won't put you in prison for having a "box opening" knife on you.

>>510707270
go back to your shithole

>>510705753 (OP)
Thank goodness! Now the sand niggers and dune coons will keep their stabbin' in the street, where it belongs.

>>510707274
Yea plus a knife is a useful tool. I need it all the time when I go out. It's cucked to take it away from whites.

>>510705830
thats islamophobic

>>510705830
What's wrong with killing people? It's humanity's oldest tradition.

>>510707351
the state is there to farm you
all laws are literally against you

>>510707311
He's right. Typical German autist behavior : separating trash, sondermüll, kehrwoche machen, sweeping the sidewalk, not letting your car run in idle to unfreeze the windows. Fucking hell.

>>510707274
that's what a have at all times with me .except the blade is also black.

>>510707383
> ID jeuwv
Kek always knows

>>510705823
>hope things have kept that way.
lol

>>510707434
>living in a clean environment is autist behaviour
I hope one time we clear the real trash in thsi country
and that is shitskins like you

>>510705860
Shiieeeet. But they are good allies to fight jews.

Yes, I'm sure that is gonna fix the problem. GERMANY YES

>>510707351
>I need it all the time when I go out.
I've never needed one when i've gone out.
What are the last few instances in which you required a knife?

>>510707311
No I won't. Lmao. And you cucks won't even try. Lmao. Your only chance ist to vote AfD, but your boomers will live another 35 years because of course they will. They will latch onto life just to make sure that you never expel us immigrants, not before you are too old, too to have any more disgusting whithoid babies. lmao. You. Lost. Goyman. Now go wash that trash and think of me every single time you separate trash. Imagine a BBC Colombian right behind you every time you separate the plastic bag of your Söy-Cereal from the cardboard of the CerealBox. A Colombian watches you getting humbled every time you separate trash, and laughs at you. ;)

>>510707489
I'm many generations pure German but I'll let you believe you're right. Anyways: sidewalk, should be done by the city I pay taxes after all, kehrwoche, literally not my fucking business it's a public space, not separating the trash is not equal to littering. So fuck off conformist kid.

>>510707527
Cutting a rope when, cutting sausages, peeling apples and oranges for my lazy kid, opening beer bottles, cutting branches and sharpening them to BBQ sausages, mercy killing several semi ded roadkill, cutting cake, carving wood just a few instances but city dwellers cant comprehend anyways

>>510705830
When I am boar hunting, it doesn't feel like enough. I am always paranoid my AR will jam exactly when it rushes, but they have always run away.

>>510707624
I really have bigger problems than germans being cleanly
you sound like a retarded swabian or something like that

>>510707527
You're saying you've never encountered a seal or tape that needs cut, had a splinter, needed a piece of metal to push on something, and have never needed to trim anything in your day to day life?

Germany has low social mobility which means that people with money and connections get comfy positions whereas working class people get exploited.
The fake left vs right political divide is designed to distract you from this.

> Wohin steuert die AfD? // Dr. Ulrike Guérot & Björn Höcke
https://youtu.be/kP176sz_-xo?feature=shared

>>510705940
our glass house already shattered

>>510707588
Boomers will turn on you the moment they are slightly inconvenienced.

>>510707208
knives and weapons are not a problem. CRIMINALS ARE THE PROBLEM!!!!!

>>510706382
>both of my great grandfathers were pussies who left their homeland and family behind
ftfy

>>510707888
fuck off with your commie horseshit

>>510707755
>AR might jam
Of course that piece of shit WILL jam, Real men use AK, instead of feeding the MIC like Sneed & Wesson, or Cuckolt

>>510706666
Didnt you know that most doctors use knives/scalpels? How is this such a surprise to you?

>>510707913
Yep this 100%. The problem us not germans being tidy and autistic. It's that they are arrogant assholes and very, VERY judgemental people.

>>510707950
two words: Weimar Republic

They were extremely homophobic, transphobic, and anti-comminist.

>>510705753 (OP)
one step at a time towards tv loicense men crawling through your windows.

>>510707950
the iconic ar is infact crap? (jams while you get decimated- oh thats nice)

>>510706855
2 years ago while visiting my grandparents i entered the Hauptbahnhof (had to take the ICE). I crossed into it over a few steps, gave some german homeless guy a beer and a cig, all around there just junkies and shady people. Some other guy asks for some change clearly waiting tonput out my wallet so he can grab it. I enter at the same moment with guys habing their hoodies up clearly looking like they sell drugs or are up to look for a fight. What happens next? Two cops pull the whitest guy in the whole central station with a backpack and some luggage aside and completely search him. Yes that was me. I had to tell them 3 times that i need to catch my train and that i am just visiting my grandparents before they went on.

>>510705753 (OP)
Germany is already dead, stop kicking it.
Oh look, shitzo loser SHITSKIN NIGGER is here.

Muslim population in Poland (including Tatar remnants): 0,1%.
Muslim population in Germany: 6.7% (and most likely undercounted for various reasons).

>>510708563
OH NO 6%???
its over!

>>510705753 (OP)
>tfw you just found out German public traportation was a PvP zone until now and missed out all the fun
Sad.

>>510708563
look whos talking

Shitskin loser scum, barking as usual:

>>510708843
>>510708726

Failed, conquered state full of subhumans AND hordes of migrants.

>>510708843
omg poland is full of brown niggers!

>>510707072
real men carry spoons, and know how to use them.

>>510705860
>yellow streetsign

You know that Germany Ahmed, our streetsigns are blue with white text.

>>510708563
The biggest portion of those are turks and i known that the other krauts will now call me out on it but i barely had problems with unless it is their teenage sons. Back then in school with had tons of fights with them cause they were going off at us because we are germans till we fought back and they literally ran crying to their parents or threatens us with their elder cousins and brothers. But the moment we all left school and we were around 18 - 20 they became quite normal and from that age on there were never any problems, especially not the elderlies. I am talking about turks only now. Also a lot of their sisters were all over us german guys for whatever reason.

>>510707191
https://www.bild.de/regional/ruhrgebiet/ruhrgebiet-aktuell/im-kugelhagel-kollegen-im-stich-gelassen-feige-polizistinnen-verurteilt-78258494.bild.html
many such cases

>>510709234
https://notesfrompoland.com/2025/04/01/videos-of-mass-muslim-prayers-in-poland-stir-controversy/

>>510706081
White people do thoughever, especially buck broken, snitching peasant populations like germans and brits so they won't even have a knife to defend themselves from brown knifemen.

>>510708843
This user cant speak German.
>>510709023
This poster cant speak Polish.

>>510709402
taszár latinx

>>510709357
lmao poland

>>510707191
The entire situation is so funny, the cop was stopping the guy who was stopping the Religion of Peacer, so the cop got Peacefully and fatally reminded what immigration is all about. KEK.

>>510709357
Ok, my bad. But those are Tatars, not the darkie beheaders you got in the west. They drink alcohol and dgaf about shariah. They've been living here since the 14th century, and they're pretty based for muzzies.

>>510710245
>Danzig
>Tartars
keep lying pollack

>>510710245
Przestań odpowiadać tym pierdolonym debilom którzy wysrywają te same idiotyzmy każdego dnia, jełopie.

>>510710319
That mosque was built in the 1980's for the Tatars, seethe more Eierschmalz
>tartars
Thats a sauce dumb fuck.

>>510710409
fucking PIS nigger

>>510709906
Wrong.
The cop was subduing the vigilante because it was an assassination attempt of a politician who had dropped out of the race and endorsed the AfD.
They weren't supposed to arrest him but instead play on the plausible deniability of chaos until he killed his target which he never did because the unhinged inbred stabbed a cop instead.

>>510710500
looks a little crowded

>>510707191
just people enjoying the moment

>>510710667
*also with basedjak

>>510710245

Holy cope

>>510710409
>Przestań odpowiadać tym pierdolonym debilom którzy wysrywają te same idiotyzmy każdego dnia, jełopie.

TRANSLATION:
Quick . . . . .let's hide the truth.
Don't let others know how fucked we are, let's just pretend it's other countries and laugh at them.

>>510710869
>>510708843
>>510709327
dont miss this gem

>>510710869
fucking idiot.

With you cretins it's always brown, failed shitholes like germany and UK, amazing.

>>510707950
so what do forced repatriations count as?

>>510711017
It was one of your fellow countryman that made this thread . . . .take some responsibility, you aren't as 99.999% white as you lead us to believe.

>>510705830
Sometimes you need to defend yourself. You never know when that's going to be, but when you're in public in a large group that is in a small enclosed area there is probably the highest chance of you encountering a situation where you might need to defend yourself, you just never know when it will be.

>>510711201
You're literally a fucking shill imbecile, a brown sack of subhuman shit. Doesn't matter if VPN, or actually from the UK.

Poles are 99,8% White. Reposting some cherry-picked photos really doesn't change that fact.

>>510708459
it's retarded. i always used to carry a pocket knife around and i also went into the district court with it. they didn't even took it from me after putting it into the plastic box before going through the archway metal detector. we don't have a knife problem, we have a shitskin problem.

>>510709402
kösz orbáncigány

>>510705753 (OP)
>trains are better
>why would you want a car?

>>510711368
>Reposting some cherry-picked photos really doesn't change that fact.
Says you doing the same.

You have been caught lying Pavel . . .. deal with it.

>>510711368
funny this looks like its in Poland: >>510709327

>>510707191

>>510711515
Those are UK-born children in UK schools, not some visa guests/migrants designated to move somewhere else that WON'T stay in the country.

You don't understand simple English, shitskin idiot, or basic math? In how many years will White people in England be a minority, care to remind us, shitskin scum?

>>510705830
What a gay question.

>>510711749
you should be glad the russians protected you from that fate
of course you wont
instead you pester this board with your shithole that is onle the way it is because its poor

>>510711749
>White people in England be a minority
Source: reddit told me.

You complained earlier about anons posting the same cherry picked photos and yet . . . .here you are?

Enough about the brown UK, thread's about shithole germany.

>>510711904
>Source: reddit told me.

So your shitskin ass really doesn't understand basic math?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGnmV8teyeI

So tired of these shitholes and the modern Internet filled with that scum.

>>510706694
>Robert Habeck of the Greens is a SCHWACHKOPF
Hausdurchsung incoming
You really stepped over the line there Paco, that one's too much. Be prepared for police at your door within the next 24 hours

>>510705823
not if blade was under 8.5 cm and not self flipping

>>510705753 (OP)
>brics news

>>510712058
You are a butthurt little fuckwit who has spent most of your time collecting cherry picked shit about the UK.

I could do the same about Poland but I can't be arsed to waste my time on your deadbeat country.

Grow up and smell the coffee.

look at me, i'm the white country now

>>510712242
You fucking scum.

Whining, screaming, bitching about White people in White countries every day.
Every single motherfucking day.

>>510712167
Come at me, glowniggers, I am behind 7 proxies!

>>510705753 (OP)
Have they tried banning crime?

>>510705753 (OP)
To defend against someone trying to kill you that doesn't care what the state laws are because he is a different skin color than you.

>>510712357
were all here pollack

>>510709327
>>510709327
>>510709327

>>510712317
If in 70 years you'd become 80% Latino, you'd still be Whiter than France, UK or Germany, which are importing pakis and literally darkest congoids under the sun.

Be grateful for fat Mexicans. It could be much, much worse.

>>510712465
>>510712436
dont miss the thread pollack

>>510712465
Literally most vile shitholes in the making.

>>510712357
Remember
YOU STARTED THE THREAD

YOU COMPLAINED ABOUT USING THE SAME CHERRY PICKED PICTURES

YOU WHINED ABOUT OTHER COUNTRIES.

Not you are complaining because others have caught you out.

Fuck Off.

>>510712640
*Now

On the GOY scale chart, the only groups below MIGAtards and Canadians are natives to Germany and UK, voting and supporting (in majority) parties and the states that are continuously destroying the continent.

After the collapse of Pidoristan, they will be the greatest threat to Europe on social and cultural levels. And will be destroyed, one way or another.

>>510705830
It's called Waffengleichheit
If a shitskin pulls out a knife you should pull one as well to establish a power equilibrium which ironically prevents violence more than if only one party has a knife
>>510705753 (OP)
This knife problem is a consequence of importing manlet shitskins who have low inhibitions and know that they can't compete with physical force alone when they're all manlets while Germans and Westerners are tallfags
this is the reason why they all carry knifes
I noticed this in my gym when a manlet refugee shitskin was looking at me aggressively despite being like 20cm shorter and probably half the weight
then I remembered that they all carry knifes in those gay purses which fives them their unique overconfidence

British were campaigning against Central Europeans coming there to work and pay taxes, just to kick them out and import all the scum from around the globe to leech benefits from them.

>>510705753 (OP)
hahahah imagine being a krautoid KEK

>>510706615
don't care. at night there's no choice especially in Bahnhof area because police doesn't do shit and let's the shitskins run and rob freely while we have to somehow protect ourselves

>>510712845
>pollack
>central europe
youre the pimple on the arse of europe

That's how they will be remembered in history books here.
Had the third of the world, gave it away, and then destroyed themselves.

Same goes for currywurst whores, that didn't rise once against open border policies, and just keep voting for parties that maintained them, and now don't lift a finger to reverse ANYTHING.

1000-year Reich started with murdering millions of Europeans, and will end with the Germanic Caliphate of niggers.

Anyone paying taxes in Germany is an anti-White cuck.

>>510712963
>>510713114
pollack, were all here

>>510709327
>>510709327
>>510709327

Nigger state of weak, failed people.

>>510713114
COMPLAINING ABOUT OTHER USING CHERRY PICKED PHOTOS
Here: >>510710409
>Przestań odpowiadać tym pierdolonym debilom którzy wysrywają te same idiotyzmy każdego dnia, jełopie.

YET here you are with your folders of cherry picked shit about Germany and the UK.

What a fucking cowardly Hypocrite.

How butthurt are you to spend ages collecting this shit?

>>510713233
You talk a lot of shit about Germany for an american considering how thin the veil of this "government" pretending to not be a pentagon tentacle is.
There is nothing bad you can say about Europe that isn't your fault.

>>510705753 (OP)
>BRICS news

>>510705753 (OP)

>>510713510
https://www.the-berliner.com/english-news-berlin/weapons-ban-public-transport-trains-buses-stations-thursday-july/

https://www.thelocal.de/20250717/messerverbot-berlin-introduces-knife-ban-on-public-transport

https://www.berlin.de/en/news/9779716-5559700-weapons-ban-on-all-trains-buses-and-stat.en.html


You're following the same path and you had better wake the fuck up, or next time we'll rush to Vienna to shoot browns will result in a local genocide.
I thought you were supposed to be the smarter Germans?

>>510713433
it should say dem deutschen WOKE

>>510705830
>Why on earth would anyone need this other than killing someone?
It's a hunting knife and it has multiple uses. It's essential to multiple necessary skills in a survival environment when camping. It can help you make basic shelter, cut kindling for a fire, assist in skinning animals, self-defense ... pretty much everything you need to survive. The fact you have to ask this question means you are pretty much worthless as a human being.

>>510713763
Don't be a dick.
We can have these in the UK too but waving them around in city centres means you have no genuine reason to carry them.

>>510713763
Building a shelter? Where, in McDonald's bathroom?
Skinning animals, like for grilled rats?

A knife is not only useless for self-defence if you have no training, but also can be more dangerous to the owner.

>But they're outlawed!

>>510705753 (OP)
Imagine having one shot at life and being born G*rman.

>>510705928
literal retard thinks disarming the native law abiding germans is going to have any effect on criminal shitskin migrants who will continue to rape and plunder and laugh at how dumb and easy the white man is to conquer

>>510713695
>he saves pictures of men smeared with shit on his pc
deranged

>>510711451
bármikor pindzsi

>>510705830
there is no other reason. i need it to kill gangs of brown people that try to attack me.

>>510714965
just a pollack

>>510705753 (OP)
Just ignore it. Fuck those faggots.

>>510705928
Have you considered making it illegal to stab people?

>>510705753 (OP)
I think they are just banned from 9pm to 6 am

>>510705753 (OP)
>laugh at germany thread

>>510716918
leyen descends from american cotton merchants.

>>510707110
no, they are faggots and should be moved to /lgbt/

>>510714965
I've never understood this response.
>Ummmm, why do you have that saved?
But later...
>Wtf everything is being memory holed!!!!

>>510711749
>In how many years will White people in England be a minority

24 posts by this abdul with Pole flag!

>>510705860
WTF

>>510707191
first time i ever noticed these basedjak antlertards in the background

>>510717067
>(((leyen)))

>>510719210
It's an ad, but also sadly a proper depiction of the complete NPC population.

>>510721271
Likely expelled from Germany via Spain.
Lots of jewish names in Reconquista Spain are German and likely picked or made up to census officials before they learned Spanish and still only spoke yiddish i.e. old timey German.

>>510705830
This post reeks of estrogen and tears.

>>510705753 (OP)
dear germany: criminals who stab motherfuckers do not obey laws. Let your retarded citizens defend themselves you cuck-masters.
why are law makers such retards who dont understand anything?

>>510705753 (OP)
Sure. The shitskin goatfucker going to do a mass stabbing really cares about your ban. What absolute C Ü C K S lmaoooooooooooo

KOMM BERLIN HBF AMK

>>510705753 (OP)
Polacken Tango
https://voca.ro/1m9InzOf56qH

Wenn ich das seh, werd' ich echt sauer
Polackenlümmel schreien White Power
Oh, wie ich dieses Scheissvolk hasse
Seit wann gehören Polacken zur arischen Rasse?

>>510705924
Which countries have communism not ruined?

>>510708843
nononono lmao

>>510709137
Nice tactical spoon

>>510709327

>>510712581
grim

>>510723820
good morning, I hate women

>>510723232
>>Since when do Poles belong to the Aryan race?
According to Hitler-sama, polishscums are subhumans and part of the slavshits.

>>510710245
poles are just more kikey ukrainians right?

>>510725185
You nailed it. lmao

>>510705830
Considering memeflag, you could put the handle up your bum.

>>510725185
There are more jews in your pedophile nigger state's Capitol Hill than in the entire Polish Republic.

>>510705830
Kill insurance

>>510705928
shitskins are obviously known to follow the law

>>510724035
it's a card that allows for a TIMED stay in the country without being arrested and expelled, idiot.

>>510705830
that's why I have a knife
to stab and kill faggots like you

>>510705753 (OP)

>hast du eine Lizenz für das Messer?