Thread 510724915

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

>>510724915 (OP)
what the hell did they use before??????

>>510724915 (OP)
cool. so how about releasing the Epstein Files, pedo?

>>510724915 (OP)
Top keks. The US barely grows any sugar cane. They use corn syrup because corn is the #1 US crop. That combined with his tariffs on everywhere that does grow cane sugar os going to be beautiful

I haven't had a sugar soda in over a decade but hey congrats fatties.

If you drink soda in 2025 you're a moron.

>>510724916
Juju cum, which is now being directly piped to the White House instead. Best deal in the history of trade deals!

>>510724915 (OP)
Trying to stop people from realizing he's a pedophile so hard lmao

>>510724915 (OP)
UN in shambles rn

>>510724918
Is this the TDS spin?
>nooo he’s making the heckin cokerino too expensive
Good. Soda is poison.

>>510724915 (OP)
I wonder if that includes beatsugar and non corn substitutes.

>>510724925
Neither of those are REAL cane sugar.

>>510724924
no the TDS spin is Trump throwing this shit at the wall to see what sticks to get people to forget he's a pedo rapist

>>510724915 (OP)
I'm Johnny Foreigner. I've tried the imported sodas which we obviously don't have. I'm not denigrating, but they tasted a little differently. I think just sugar was the most well rounded taste

>>510724915 (OP)
WHAT ABOUT THE CHILD RAPE, DONNIE?

>>510724915 (OP)
We are so fucking back

>>510724915 (OP)
Domestic corn producers aren’t going to allow it because of their lobbying power.

>>510724915 (OP)
Cool. Now repeal the 21st amendment.

>>510724932
sure, but only if we repeal the 17th and 19th amendments as well

>>510724929
As safe an asset as ever,
Quarterly increases can still be expected.

>>510724933
Did you think I wouldn't be in favor of that?

>>510724935
when negotiating, you should never say that you're content with the opposition's demands. i take your offer and raise you the abolishment of the fed

>>510724936
>when negotiating, you should never say that you're content with the opposition's demands
Who's "the opposition," exactly?

>>510724937
that would be me

>>510724915 (OP)
... so with the new tariffs in place, a 16 oz bottle of coke will now cost approximately $18 plus tax. Thanks I guess, I don't drink it anyway

>>510724938
Ah. Right.
Anyway, yes, I'd also support abolishing and replacing the Federal Government, with a more robust system that can better enforce the Law and the Culture.

>>510724915 (OP)
AHHHH... The refreshing taste of REAL Cane Sugar makes me forget all my worries. God Bless Israel.

>>510724942
Cope, Ahmed. The Israelis have utterly humilated the Arabs and the Persians and made them look weak and stupid.

>>510724941
>comes to a food board
>says we shouldn't care about food, but /pol/schizo shit

>>510724941
Really one of the best presidents we ever had

>>510724931
They should start making biofuels that dont suck ass.
Whats more american than f150 powered with corn ?
Nothing.

>>510724946
A F150’running on gunpowder

>>510724915 (OP)
What about Pepsi?

>>510724948
Nobody drinks Pepsi. They make more money off Frito Lay.

holy flip

>>510724918
We grow a fuck load of sugar beets, idiot

>>510724927
Coke is more important than whatever the fuck you're talking about, /pol/cel.

>>510724918
Shouldn't be any worse than Mexican Coke that's already widely available in the US and I have no problem paying the price of that, but that's because I only drink them occasionally instead of guzzling soda all day like it's water. Maybe this will encourage some people to stop drinking so much of the shit.

>>510724953
>I want people to be less happy
How does one become as hateful as you?

>>510724954
If you need to drink 1000 calories of corn syrup water a day to be happy I think you need to start asking yourself some serious questions. I doubt people get much happiness out of soda when they drink a shitload anyway, it just becomes a background part of life, I bet I get a lot more happiness out of drinking a Mexican Coke once or twice a week because it's actually a treat to me, the same way a beer is to a somebody who drinks in moderation.

>>510724955
>1000
Imagine not drinking 6000 calories of just Coke per day.

>>510724921
>Best deal in the history of trade deals!
maybe ever!

>>510724915 (OP)
Sure, you fat orange faggot. I'm sure that will happen right after McDonald's goes back to beef tallow fries.

>>510724957
It's only been six months. The next few years are going to be based beyond belief.

>>510724915 (OP)
literally listening to cola bottle baby rn

>>510724915 (OP)
trump kinda low key based ngl

>>510724959
>The next few years are going to be based beyond belief
Hope it's the opposite.

>>510724962
>a word used to mean a different thing than it does now REEEEEE
Kill yourself

>>510724963
>than it does now
As far as I've seen, "based" still might as well mean "crackheaded," seeing who's usually using it and when. And it's not generally people who have strong positive feelings for the current President.

>>510724962
You don't even mention Lil B or what based means in the current year. Even leftys used based now. I don't like rap or the culture but you're being a dishonest scum fuck trying to smear the term based.

>>510724962
Congrats on googling what based used to mean
we’re all very proud of you

>>510724915 (OP)
Is it weird that I'm not really a fan of sugar cane compared to corn syrup?

>>510724915 (OP)
A very convenient distraction for his very low-IQ cult followers.

>>510724967
>>510724968
Imagine shilling for big syrup this hard

>>510724968
Pepperidge Farm remembers when you retards were crying about eggs for 3 months non-stop

>>510724969
I just never really liked the sugar cane sodas, sorry...

>>510724969
>big syrup
I hadn't thought of it, but this is a great and hilarious new insult name for that orange retard. Thanks, anon.

>>510724970
>One person
>"you retards (plural)"
The famous IQ of Trump cultists strikes again.

>>510724969
Leftists want their minority slave class strung out and fucked up on Big Sugar.

>>510724918
Nigger you are retarded, we grow more sugar cane in Florida than oranges per acre

>>510724972
You destroyed them with facts and logic! You win the internet good sir!

Shut up and take My updoot!

>>510724951
>cane sugar
>sugar beet
actual retard

>>510724915 (OP)
Orange Fool getting his priorities right.

>>510724915 (OP)
Mexican coke won't be special anymore...

>>510724915 (OP)
are we getting cane sugar and the epstein list or just the cane sugar?

>>510724962
its from like 2009 when based god fucked all my bitches. thank you based god

>>510724915 (OP)
Beet sugar is disgusting.

>>510724976
It's literally the same thing as cane sugar, moron

>>510724951
if it were cheaper then they'd already use it, idiot

I guess the joke is that Americans tariff cane sugar (originally to prop up sugar beets).

>>510724965
>>510724966
>>510724981
Oh, my mistake, it came from some "musician" whose unwritten job is to normalize vice to the public. Got it...

>>510724983
you are actually amazingly retarded if you think they are the same thing
>not of the same family let alone genus
>look completely different
>grow in different climates
>taste different

I love how the very next day Coca Cola is on front page news going, "Uhh, no dude we didn't say that."

>>510724988
I would love if you died

>>510724915 (OP)
After aeons of doing shit but calling others europoor they're so desperate to follow the old continent.

>>510724979
Now we cat get it and it wont be flat for a change

>>510724915 (OP)
But all you fucking yankies spend years telling me how much better corn sirup is at everything and how overpriced real sugar is in comparison

>>510724992
No we didn't. You hallucinated that like you hallucinate all your other conversations with Americans. We don't bother talking to you fags at all.

>>510724989
I would love if we got a president that wasn't a psychopath, a retard, or a combination of the two.

>>510724994
You could eliminate two of those options by restricting who gets to vote.

>>510724995
Which two?

>>510724994
don't get mad at trump, get mad at the retarded apes that voted for him.

>>510724918
>They use corn syrup because corn is the #1 US crop
and it's the #1 crop because big corn lobbied everyone to use hfcs in everything.

>>510724996
conservative men

>>510724996
>a retard, or a combination of the two
>>510724999
And liberal women, and everyone in between who doesn't hold some kind of official Office, if even that.

>>510725000
I think I'd rather have ineffectual retards in charge than competent psychopaths

>>510724998
yup and now there are hordes of midwest farmers living off the federal government subsidy teat that chimp out if you so even as to think of removing them

>>510724970
Egg are more expensive YoY and they're way, way more expensive than the 2019 price Trump said he'd get us back to.

Does Big Corn know about this?

>>510724989
Seconded

>>510724915 (OP)
>goyslop
>:|
>goyslop, now with sugar
>:O

>>510725001
Then you live in an opposite reality to what we call "shared reality."

>>510724915 (OP)
I hate this. HFCS is a great ingredient. It is a liquid that can be easily mixed into anything, unlike sugar which has to dissolve into a solution. HFCS is sweeter than sugar, so you get more of the taste hit. And HFCS is grown in the USA; sugar is imported from bad hombres.

This will singlehandedly double the price of a coke.

>>510725002
>Hordes
Actually, the vast majority of those corn subsidies go to Big Ag. Independent farmers qualify for them too, and they rely on them to stay afloat, but the biggest proportion of subsidy payments go to the huge mega farms.

>>510724924
>TDS spin
>Trump Dick Suckers
>Triump Daddy Syndrome
Pick one cuck

>>510725008
It's not going to happen. Coke said today that it's not going to happen.

>>510724989
>>510725005
>S-STOP RUINING MY HEADCANON WITH FACTS AND REALITY!
you don't even need to say anything about migatards most of the time, they write the jokes themselves

>>510724988
The sensible thing would be for them to just offer real sugar glass bottle Coke as a premium option. I'm surprised they haven't already done that anyway given how popular Mexican Coke has been in the US.

>>510725013
They did briefly 2• years ago, the green box glass bottle cokes

Did Muslim pay him or something?

>>510725013
it's not economically sensible because then they'd be saying that the regular coca cola was a lower tier product and alienating the entire portion of their consumers that can't afford premium coke

>>510725013
I mean Pepsi already did this with their throwback Pepsi and Mountain Dew

>>510725015
If they did, they'd give him the brilliant idea to repeal the 21st amendment. "Brilliant," I said sincerely.

>>510725013
This is 4chan and you expect sensibilty?

>>510724917
>>510724941
/THREAD

Actually, before he repeals the 21st amendment, can he also remove the caffeine from cola, as well as the rest of society?

>>510724917
Just because Biden sniffs kids doesn't make him a pedo. Maybe he just wants to eat them or something.

>>510724918
The US grows corn because they subsidize the shit out of it.
Start subsidizing sugar cane and wala we have a shitload of sugar cane.

>>510724915 (OP)
Would have preferred this

>>510725025
That's funny, my idea for a "Drunk Camp" looks about the same, only there's a door with a lock that requires steady hands to open.

>>510725023
biden's been out of office for 8 months. why are you still seething over him?

Wake me up if he has them put the cocaine back in.

>>510725026
Just FYI, the shakes don't actually go away completely if they're serious alcoholics. Ethanol fucks your nervous system permanently if you go for prolonged periods without being sober
It's part of the reason why Hank the Angry Dwarf couldn't brush his own teeth

>>510724924
>You'll own nothing and be happy

>>510724974
Not hard since you dont grow any oranges anymore geg

>>510725029
Seems weird that no one has ever developed a dental cleaning system in a form similar to a mouth guard. Stick it in for five minutes and have well cleaned teeth.

>>510725029
Sounds like yet another reason why the 21st amendment was a mistake, to me.

>>510724915 (OP)
Most american president in my lifetime dude just got it.

>>510724941
>the president is part of a global pedo ring

retard biden/democrats arent in the whitehouse anymore

>>510725035
>He thinks Trump isn't part of the deep state
HAHAHAHHA

Most normals haven't ever had sugar soda and they're gonna hate it.

>>510725029
Sounds like you believe what an alckie midge is saying. If he had the shakes it would make brushing easier

>>510725030
you don't need to buy soda fattie.

>>510724915 (OP)
Doesn't this fat retard drink Diet Coke which contains neither sugar nor corn syrup?

>>510725040
fat fucks usually drink diet because in their mind it's "healthier"

Coke all ready walked it back.
Trump
>we need the cane sugar back!
Random coke executive
>this is the best idea ever Mr President! We will look into this right away! Can’t believe no one in our company has thought of such a bold and revolutionary idea!
Trump
>I shall tweet this and be a hero!
Coke
>fuck he tweeted this shit. Doesn’t he have anything better to do? Out out a statement that won’t offend him and send him a case with ‘limited special edition presidential’ seal on the box with his name in big letters so he doesn’t get offended and try to retaliate.
American people
>release the secret ingredients list

>>510725024
we subsidise corn because it grows well here and can be used for a hundred different things. sugar cane is a tropical plant and could only feasibly be grown in Florida and Hawaii, and is a one-use crop.

>>510725014
that was Stevia and it sucked

>>510725008
it's already 10.50 for a 12 pack where I live.

>>510725025
they would just start eating each other

>>510725044
No the one I remember was cane sugar i wouldn't have bought stevia

Why is Trump Deranged Syndrome so virulent?

>>510725048
>why is someone trying to cover up his ties to a real-life villain so hated right now?

Oh it was a blend? What a cruel Mandela effect

>>510724915 (OP)
>does nothing at all to improve the health of americans
based!

Ain't no fucking way Americans are celebrating this.And when they visit Europe they are surprised to see people under 30% body fat

>>510725047
>cane sugar & stevia

>>510725048
'Socialism itself can hope to exist only for brief periods here and there, and then only through the exercise of the extremest terrorism. For this reason it is secretly preparing itself for rule through fear and is driving the word 'justice' into the heads of the half-educated masses like a nail so as to rob them of their reason... and to create in them a good conscience for the evil game they are to play'.

>>510725048
No u

>>510725054
>wanting a serial child rapist brought to justice, even if he's the President, is socialism
>and that means it's a bad thing

>>510725056
Biden been out of office and senile for a while it would be cruel to put him on trial we dont stoop as low as you guts

>>510725057
Biden's not the guy who said him and Epstein had "a lot in common" and wished him every day was "another beautiful secret" in a birthday letter.

>>510725058
What an incredibly crazy coincidence that a liberal news network would suddenly find a card saying
>lets molest kids t. Donald drumpf
Right smack in the middle of a huge furor over pedophile allegations

Not suspicious at all
And where were you the last 4 years I wonder? Epstein wasnt jailed last month you know

>>510725058
>>510725056
Epstein Island had mostly 16 and 17 year olds and most of them returned willingly. "Muh pedophilia" is literally amerilard cope nobody fucking cares. People fuck 15yos in Europe all the time and nobody even raises an eyebrow over it.

>>510725059
>Epstein wasnt jailed last month you know
I know, the System that Trump was appointed to protect (with Biden as an interim puppet for one term) has been making sure their immoral ties are kept covered up, regardless of who's in power.
>incredibly crazy coincidence
Like all the connections between Trump and Epstein going back decades?
>>510725060
>most of them returned willingly
>"I'm separated from my family, I've been abused into complying this far, and this guy's well-connected enough that he could probably kill me if I blab..."
>willingly
Even if I bought that
>mostly
>"Yeah, there were some middle-schoolers and high-school freshman, but MOST of them were old enough to drive!"
How much does it pay to be this stupid?

>>510725061
>regardless of who's in power.
Sorry, I need to correct myself on this: "in power."

The bigger difference is glass bottles. Also Donald Trump is a pedophile, loves Israel, and hopefully he has a stroke that doesn't kill him but turns him into a vegetable soon

>>510725043
Just put it in big farms indoors. Also isn't the world magically getting hotter? Why can't I grow sugar cane in my yard then?

>>510725061
yeah bro slutty teenagers never return to get fucked for tons of money by rich people
your cope is hilarious

>>510725057
Biden can go to jail for obstruction. He can share a cell with Trump for all I care. Trumps didn’t drain the swamp he became the swamp. Just come to terms with the fact that Trump is a serial con artist and he’s conned a bunch of people smarter than you who came to that realization themselves.

>>510725063
Hes based and won't because hes not weak like biden was and other limp waisted lefties

>>510725063
trvke after trvke after trvke

>>510725065
It's one thing if a horny teenager is sleeping with older partners of their own accord. It's another when they're being trafficked to an island and were only teenagers when the lid came off on the operation, for all we know.
If I was a betting man, I'd say that this time last year, you were demanding a full release of the client list. What changed?
>>510725066
>became
No, he was always the Swap. How do you think he got appointed in 2016?

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/07/17/us/coca-cola-trump-mexican-coke.html
I can't believe you chuds are doing this

>>510725067
Didn't ask third worlder

>>510725071
Mad because right

You know you can just buy mexican cokes at the store, right?

You don’t have to jerk off your favorite billionaire pedophile because he told Coke to do something that they won’t and can’t do.

>>510725070
>>510725385
I never knew Mexican coke had its own lobby

>>510724915 (OP)
>MORE GOY SLOP FOR THE GOYS

>>510724916
don't worry about it goy

>>510724915 (OP)
High fructose corn syrup, there is basically no health benefits to switching to cane sugar. Its just a fad.

>>510724915 (OP)
>cane
from Citizen Kane?

>>510728707
I know on paper they are the same but why is it so easy to taste the difference?

>>510729219
They aren't the same on paper and corn syrup has been shown in studies to cause significantly more weight gain than pure sugar. Pro- corn syrup fags are just brainlets.

>>510725070
>>510725385
I'm guessing what they're doing is just moving Mexican Coke manufacturing to the U.S. to avoid tariffs. Unless Trump is getting rid of corn subsidies and tariffs (highly doubt), regular Coke would be getting significantly more expensive. I don't think Coke wants to do that.

>>510729603
>HFCS 55, the most common type, contains 55% fructose and 42% glucose, while regular sugar (sucrose) is 50% fructose and 50% glucose.
you think the 5% higher glucose and the 8% lower glucose has a massive dietary effect?

>>510724915 (OP)
I love how Trump forgot about all the million clandistines inside the country, about the COVID bioweapon vaccine that HE real eased (operation warp speed), about the 5000$ checks coming from doge savings, about stopping the war in 24 hours, about stopping the money to Ukraine (he actually increased that money) and instead, hear this, he gives you coke with sugar instead of hfcs. You can't make this shit up.

>>510729603
>They aren't the same on paper and corn syrup has been shown in studies to cause significantly more weight gain than pure sugar. Pro- corn syrup fags are just brainlets.

picrel's the real problem, you mentally defective faggot. i could consume hfcs all day long and it wouldn't affect my body composition.

fuck off, midwit.

>>510730043
There's more to corn syrup than the sugar composition. It has a starchy byproduct, it's from GMO corn, it can have contaminants. Whether you think one of these is the culprit or not, the fact is that it has been shown to cause weight gain. We don't know the exact reason, but it does.

>>510724915 (OP)
Best thing hes done this entire presidency desu

>>510729603

you must be picrel. next, tell us how you eat "nothing but salads" but still "gain weight".

also, kys.

>>510724915 (OP)
But he has a Diet Coke button on his desk . He prefers aspartame vs cane sugar lol

>>510730562
>It has a starchy byproduct, it's from GMO corn, it can have contaminants.
so is/does sugar.
studies once said that sugar was healthy.

>>510730536
>>510730626
https://www.princeton.edu/news/2010/03/22/sweet-problem-princeton-researchers-find-high-fructose-corn-syrup-prompts
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC9551185/
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC3522469/
https://www.google.com/search?q=corn+syrup+causes+more+weight+gain+than+pure+sugar
Nigger
Why are you getting so emotional over corn syrup? Are you part of the corn lobby?

>>510730777
No, pure sugar has none of those. You don't know what you're talking about.

>>510730993
where does pure sugar come from?

>>510731087
Processed sugarcane and sugar beets...

>>510730993

straight from your own link, you stupid fucker.

kys, chuddy. you're splitting hairs.

>>510731744
>AI overview
kek who was supposed to be the midwit here

>>510730993

neckbearded faggot.

>>510731267
and there are no starch by-products, GMOs, or and contaminants of those things?

>>510731848
>double replying
pathetic

>>510724918
there are two lobbies more powerful than sugar. 1) aipac 2) corn.
we pay absolute retarded amounts for sugar relative to the rest of the world

>>510724952
You fuck kids tho

>>510724915 (OP)
Fellow patriots, this is exactly what I voted for. I'm not tired of winning. You?

>>510731812
>>AI overview
>kek who was supposed to be the midwit here

right on cue, the intellectually lazy, s0yb0y preddit0r refuses to click sauce:

https://examine.com/articles/is-hfcs-worse-than-sugar/

you fat cunts are delusional with your excuse making and scapegoating. if you spent 1/100th as much time training and not eating shite, you'd have jacked fibras. adonis. giga chad.

>>510724916
refined sugar - the worst goy scum there is.

>>510731812

i'd tell you to neck yourself, but picrel. maybe if you switch to sugar, you can an hero one day. do us all a favour, faggot.

>>510724916
Corn syrup

>>510725025
Someone should tell RFK to replace his stupid NWO "give everyone a wearable" - idea with this.

itt, fat fucks who're no different than picrel. blaming corn syrup is the same tier as claiming to be a "real woman". nobody's buying your bullshit.

get the fuck off my 4chins, you ugly cunts.

>>510724915 (OP)
That much sugar in coke rots our teeth. It still gives you diabetes and make you fat.

>>510724915 (OP)
i love this lil' nigga

>>510731883
There are no starch byproducts because it's processed into pure sucrose and it's also less likely to have contaminants for this reason. Non-organic beet sugar is GMO but it isn't GMO corn. They're just some differences that could potentially explain the different effects shown in studies.

>>510732092
>refuse to click sauce
You didn't link a sauce. You only posted the "AI overview" so clearly you didn't click it yourself. The "sauce" is just some article about the study I already posted that doesn't include the fat pad analysis and instead only compares weight.
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC3522469/

Why do you, as a supposed European, even care so much about corn syrup? Don't they not use it there? Obvious seething corn shill

>>510724916
Israeli corn syrup

>>510733568
that chart says 12 sucrose established worse fat pads than 12 HFCS right?

>>510724918
I can't believe you retards grow corn instead of rye.

>>510724915 (OP)
Now bring back beef tallow in McD's fries.

>>510724917
Is this the new shill talking point? Just kvetch about epstein to derail all threads?
Maybe he's right about this hoax shit, you faggots are absolutely infesting everything.

>>510733900
We grow both you dumbass. Where the fuck do you think rye bread comes from?
>Inb4 overseas
Kek fuck yourself bro.

>>510724915 (OP)
corn pop was a bad dude

>>510733791
Yes

>>510724918
We grow a shit ton but I don't know if the supply will meet the Coke demand. But fun fact: Jews own all the sugar production in America.

>>510724918
The ingredient cost in a 1L of Coca-Cola is probably around $0.05 and after the massive cost increase of using sugar, one of the cheapest and most abundant products in the world, it will be a whopping $0.055.
Naturally, the price of a bottle of Cola will have to rise by 25%, how regrettable.

>>510734083
I don't think you 'muricans eat rye bread that much, probably even rare in grocery stores over there.

>>510725016
>it's not economically sensible because then they'd be saying that the regular coca cola was a lower tier product and alienating the entire portion of their consumers that can't afford premium coke

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_vfbftwDso0?feature=share

>>510733568
>Why do you, as a supposed European, even care so much about corn syrup? Don't they not use it there? Obvious seething corn shill

i loathe mutts, fat cunts, bullshitters, and faggots. you're all four rolled into one.

no difference between hfcs and sugar, you gastronomically inept shitmop. choke to death on a baker's dozen of krispy kreme.

>>510724915 (OP)

>trade one goyslop for another goyslop

So it'll still be goyslop that wrecks your insulin and fucks your teeth, just under a different name?

>>510735198
>no difference between hfcs and sugar
THEN ITS NOT A BIG DEAL THAT WE ARE PHASING IT OUT
GLAD WE UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER KIKE

>>510732252
...and now all that money which was going to corn farmers in the USA will be going to sugar-cane farmers in Cuba and Brazil instead.

This could in fact make america win if, when burgers find out that their sugar-water is more expensive due to tariffs, they might actually lynch the president.

>>510734637
Plenty of people eat rye bread as a healthier option to white bread. Work on your bait.

>>510735198
>there is no difference between corn syrup and cane syrup
for a start one is generally higher in fructose and the other higher in sucrose
but even considering an identical mix that's like saying there is no difference between 40%abv rum and 40% whisky, like sure the difference is slight and has more to do with flavor than chemistry but there is definitely a fuckin difference