BLOODY BASTARD BITCH

>>510756247 (OP)
source
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14917599/air-india-captain-final-words-disaster.html

AUDIO RELEASED

https://vocaroo.com/1bc7pr58N5wq

>>510756247 (OP)
>Redeem the engines saaar!!

>>510757007
Ahhahaahhahahaah

>>510757007
came here to post this

>>510756247 (OP)
>Sir what are you bloody doing with the switch sir
>I didn't sir-I didn't do anything
>sir flip the bloody switch back sir now sir bloody fucking shiva
>sir the swicth is not work-ACK

Imagine letting Poo INSIDE the plane.
They can cling on or fuck off.

>>510756247 (OP)
So what were the actual words?

>>510757007
Top kek

>>510757007
all my keks are belong to you, anon

>SUMEET
>TURN THE FUEL BACK ON
>SUMEET
>IM BEGGING YOU
>YOU ARE GOING TO GET US KILLED
>LISTEN TO ME SUMEET

1706:13 KLM-1 We gaan. (We're going)

https://tailstrike.com/database/27-march-1977-klm-4805/

>>510757007
Tippity-top kek.

>>510757007
Bloody vanchod

>>510756247 (OP)
blaming him is definitely better for pr than the real reason

>>510760740
>An initial analysis of the cockpit voice recorder recovered from the Air India flight that crashed last month reveals that the younger co-pilot asked the captain why he had turned off the plane’s fuel-supply switches

>>510762606
what's the real reason?

>>510757007
I honestly do feel bad for the passengers they had shit luck getting that pilot. But why the fuck are these memes so damn funny

>>510763308
>>510762642
Same thing likely happened to that MH370 plane. Pilot suicide.

>>510762992
Pajeets are retarded?

>>510757007
the end killed me

>>510762992
jeet was a retard and shut off the fuel without realising

>>510762992

he mistook the engine switch for the landing gear is the most plausible story i have heard, which means he was a 50 iq jeetoid

>>510762992
Indians are just wildly incompetent

>>510756247 (OP)
NO U ARE DE BLAHDY
FUCK U BLAHDY
BLAHDY FUCK U

>>510762606
>>510763608
>>510764292
>>510764470
I figured them blaming him would only highlight this anyway

>>510765496
Did they blame Boeing jeeted software

>>510756247 (OP)
undoubtedly its a woman's fault for not sending this exalted gentleman a picture of her bobs

>>510756247 (OP)
>YOU BLOODY WILL REDEEM THE CRASHING
>NO BLOODY YOU BLOODY

>>510764399
The evidence is that the fuel was cut. Landing gear no worky when fuely no go to engine. Imagine being able to retract the landing gear on the ground with the fuel cut from the engines.

>>510762992
the genius h1b elite jeet forgot which button turned the plane on and off, proving that we definitely need more h1b shitjeets and diversity really is our strength.

>>510765496
there's a small but very significant difference between intentional and unintentional sabotage
the latter suggests that literally any jeet is one button flick away from crashing their plane with no survivors

If it was the pilot, it’s because jeets are retarded.

If it was Boeing, it’s because jeets are retarded.

>>510765496
The "miracle" survivor did it.

>>510756247 (OP)
Now was it suicide or was it general poojeet unintelligence?

>>510766201
>If it was Boeing, it’s because jeets are retarded.
Or because capitalism stipulates everything must be done as cheaply as possible.

>>510757007
How did you get the real audio?

>>510757007
my sides

>>510757007
Not funny you peice of shit

>>510757007
KEKEKEKE

>>510766284
My theory is the latter. He was probably operating on muscle memory, like an NPC, and just executed the wrong subroutine.

Jeets aren’t smart enough to understand the concept of a planned suicide. They exist only in the present moment.

>>510766373
Chill out bro, just a few dead pajeets

>>510766325
>capitalism
Boomers enable Jews. Jews enable jeets.

>>510757007
Best post on /pol/ right now

>>510756247 (OP)
I wounder what the lone survivor, the superman who walked away from the crash is saying? What was it like on that fateful flight?

>>510766169
>no survivors
there was one superjeet that walked away from it alive.

>>510757007

>>510756247 (OP)
I can't believe Hindu pewdiepie would do this

>>510766373
Why did you redeem?

>>510766755
Chkd and kekd that miracle jeet was never spoken of again. You would think it would be constant front page news considering the scenario.
Let me know when that story resurfaces.

I'm so glad all of our industries are being filled with Jeets as we speak.

>>510757007
The end was chefs kiss

>>510756247 (OP)
>>510757007

You guys are absolutely fucked in the head. Hundreds of people died screaming in this incident.

The Chad on the right did everything he could to save everyone after the suicidal prick on the left switched the fuel off.

>>510762992
Tariffs are using cheaper parts and less time training pilots and maintenance guys. Who knows maybe boats will come back everyone is stuck in their countries

No one can get out or in
>>510765624
They did say something about this . But why would it be an issue. If it works why mess with it
>>510766204
How did he survive did just land on everyone
>>510766469
Wopjeet it could’ve been you
They’ll be flying Ryan air soon
>>510767064
We need to ban tiktok and onlyfans
Get white working again

>>510767262
>died screaming
No they didn't. The extreme heat would've burnt their vocal cords out and they would've passed out instantly from lack of oxygen, from the sharp pain of having your flesh seared off or from being crushed by the plane folding in on itself.

>>510757007

>>510762992
You've never worked with jeets. They're so incompetent, it's unbelievable. Their "degrees" and "certificates" are only good for wiping their asses, if they actually did that.
>pilot has minimal fucking training
>fucks up
>gets called out by co-pilot, who I'M BETTING is of a lower caste than him.
No fucking way he's gonna admit he's an idiot.
>fireball.jpg

>>510762992
Boeing software glitch that electronically cutoff fuel to both engines after the off.
India is in the midst of trade deal renegotiations and the Trump administration has pushed to let this slip up from Boeing slide in return for a favorable trade deal

>>510757007
i stayed for the end

>>510767710
>who I'M BETTING is of a lower caste than him.
Once a jeet crosses an ocean they are automatically demoted to dalit.
It's a weird hindu religious law, so like, 99% of jeets outside of india are dalits.

>>510766373
Get out of my country

>>510767413
>How did he survive
Fell into a pile of cow shit.

>>510757007
That was genius. Thank you for a great start to my weekend.
>>510766755
>>510767000
He walked away from the crash right to a train track and was run over.
>>510767262
>Hundreds of people died screaming in this incident.
I didn't know that. I just assumed only jeets died.

>>510768559
>jeet software glitch
Sounds about right. Couldnt have happened to a better people.

>The preliminary report revealed that before the crash, two fuel switches were moved from 'Run' to 'Cutoff', depriving the engines of fuel. There was confusion in the cabin, before desperate attempts were made to flick them back.

>Corriere's sources said Mr Kunder was heard asking the senior pilot: 'Why did you shut off the engines?' Another microphone recorded a 'vague' denial: 'I didn't do it'.

>The outlet reports that Mr Kunder was 'unconvinced' and asked the same question 'several more times' over a further six seconds.

it's next to impossible to do by mistake.

>>510769495
>into a train track
Rare

>>510763537
Only redditors bought that theory

>>510757007
I fucking love you

>America has a shortage of talented pilots
>We need to bring in more Indian pilots with H1B

>>510759625
Jet fuel can't melt pajeet beams.

>>510770311
What an underrated observation

>>510756247 (OP)
Sar, is that pooooo on the fuel cut off switches?

bump

>>510766338

>>510757007
kek
bond burger digits

>>510762642
>Why
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MF9SBT3ozxs

>>510757007
Rip passengers
But loled hard

>>510762992
Pilot was suicidal

>>510757007

>>510757007
Damn, AI really is capable of beautiful things.

>>510756247 (OP)
>I DO NEEDFULL SARS

>>510757007

lmao reminds me of this

>>510779442

https://web.archive.org/web/20250322162215/https://tailstrike.com/database/12-march-2018-us-bangla-airlines-211/

>>510766204

>>510779520
>Records show that Rashid, the co-pilot, who was on her first flight to Kathmandu and showed interest to learn at every stage of the flight, was a passive listener to Sultan's story throughout the flight

>>510757007
>NO. NO. NO. NO.
>WHY DID YOU REDEEM IT
>explosionnoises.mp3
I knew it was coming but still keked

>>510779316
its not AI, I downloaded the following from youtube:
>(GREAT ENGINE SOUND!) Lufthansa A350-900 Takeoff from Frankfurt.mp3
>Warnings, GPWS and TCAS of the Boeing 787.mp3
>You bloody fuck you bastard bitch.mp3
>Really Realistic plane crash sound effect.mp3
>All Fart Sounds (Wet, dry, quick, brap).mp3
>Air India B787 Safety Video (English).mp3
>Why Did You Redeem It Sound Effect (HD).mp3
>Goat Sounds Baa Baa Loud At Chinakhora Bakri Ki Awaaz Loudly At Chinakhora Garden.mp3
>Village 6 Cow Mooing, Cow Sound, Cow Standing Near The House, Cow Want Grass Food.mp3

then stitched it all together.
its a meme carefully handcrafted the old traditional way.

>>510757007
holy kek

>>510780625
Don't worry germanbro. I immediately recognized every single benchod shout and knew it wasn't AI. The wet fart at the end was inspired; AI can't figure that sort of thing out

>>510780625

>its a meme carefully handcrafted the old traditional way.

you dont see that kind of craftsmanship often nowadays. bless you anon

>>510766091

>>510757007
OHH MY RIBCAGE HURTIN LAWD! HOW WILL THEY FLUSH THIS ONE?

>>510757007
Kekeke the farts sent me

>>510757007
Some advice for next time though: Brevity is the soul of wit. 1:25 is way too long, it should be 5 or 10 seconds.

>>510765975
Designer's flaw. Landing gear should always be deployed when fuel is cut off

>>510781331
kek and look at this poopy faggot giving advice

>>510781331
Fucking retard chink. Completely wrong. it's exactly as long as it needs to be. It's good. Don't listen to this jeet/chink, Hans.

>>510781184
Lmao at their dumbass names

>>510756247 (OP)
guy looks like jeet-Destiny

Jeets are STUPID. There average iQ is in the same range as English Downsies.
They do NOT study, pass exams and get qualifications. They do not learn, pass tests and get licences. Everything is done via a system of bribes.
Jeet Dr’s
Jeet pilots
Jeet drivers
Jeet anythings
ARE NO MORE QUALIFIED THAN RANDOM DOWNSIES ARE.

>>510781663
*their, even. Derp. It’s contagious?

>>510781373
First, it was. Second, I'd think I'd want to be able to cutoff the fuel if I was at 40,000ft and there was an engine fire.

>>510756247 (OP)
CABIN VIDEO MOMENTS BEFORE THE CRASH

>>510756247 (OP)
Filthy whiteoid kikes trying to blame the pilots instead of their degenerate corporation to save face.

>>510757007
>https://vocaroo.com/1bc7pr58N5wq
LOL

>>510756247 (OP)
I spoke to my Father about this today. He's retired United FO and flew out of Chicago O'Hare, 747. He told me every flight he got on he would interview all crew members and make sure they were 'right in the head' or he would remove them and have a replacement. He was convinced it was the Captain because he said the Captain was the only person in the cockpit with his hands free and in his entire career, those fuel switches have never been broken. And if they were, the flight would be canceled since you couldn't guarantee something catastrophic wouldn't happen in the air.

>>510781331
>>510781009
>>510781134
>1:25 is way too long, it should be 5 or 10 seconds.
actually I took that time because that was the estimated time it took for flight Air India 171 to take off and crash.
I modelled it after a real cockpit recording and the videos that were available.
its a careful reconstruction, thats why its 1:25.

>>510781331
Bloody bastard

>>510782036
My Father then brought up some Lufthansa flight after 9/11 where the new security doors were installed on the cockpits and the Captain stepped out to take a piss and his First Officer locked the door and flew the plane into a mountain all while screaming "Allahu Akbar" into the COMM. Real good idea on those security doors...

>>510756247 (OP)
PSA: the recording is still not released

they are gaslighting us

release the fucken recording stinky jeets

>>510757007
That's exactly what I imagine flying Air India would be like

>>510782141
>actually I took that time because that was the estimated time it took for flight Air India 171 to take off and crash.

>>510782036
The other blatantly obviously thing to point out, for any of the poos trying to blame this on the switches, is the sheer number of takeoffs conducted since the plane was introduced nearly 20 years ago. And there hasn't been a single reported instance of even one being accidentally cutoff, much less both of them independently, a second apart.
Of course it was deliberate pilot action. Only retards will think otherwise. There's no jumping to conclusions on this one, now that the flight recorder shows what happened.

>>510782314
My Father also said those same Indian pilots are now being hired by American based Airlines...

>>510757007
LMAFOOOOO

>>510782386
You should read up on the Amazon 767 crash down around Houston a few years ago if you want to really know what awaits.

>>510766091
Saar, I have 2 PhDs from Cuntmuffraj University of Excellent Piloting, my license issued by Vegan Bob flying school (where I landed by some chatting mistake), You must hire me.

>>510756247 (OP)
>>510757007
BENCHOD BUMBACLOT BOY

>>510757007

>>510782479
I won't step foot on an airplane for the rest of my life.

is there a way you can check who your pilot is before flying? i would pay a premium to insure its a white man. or even an asian (the smart kind). actually nvm not asian. just white. and i know the anders guy, but that was rare.

>>510782479
w-w-what happen?
>>510782950
haven't flown for 10+ years. only trains or cars for me. and frankly i hate driving unless its at night in solitude. there are so many drunk spics on the road. and if not a drunk spic, its some boomer on 20 pain meds. or a fucking indian in a truck going 200mph downhill.

trains it is.

>>510763537
This is like the 3rd or 4th major commercial suicide incident in the last 25 years. It’s a big problem nobody seems to want to touch.

>>510756247 (OP)
Need a street to shit on urgently saaaarrs. Gooooiinnngg dooowwwn

>>510762992
A few possibilities. My bet is it was used as cover for a military cargo or fighter jet
Our standard procedure involves spoofing transponder as airliners and hiding behind them

it's sad that the one jeet did manage to get the engine turned back on. it is definitely on purpose because he cut them off in a critical time. if you cut them off when it has some altitute it can circle back.

dastardly bloody bitch

>>510783092
>A few possibilities. My bet is it was used as cover for a military cargo or fighter jet
uh what? a fighter jet? military cargo? how does this relate to a passenger jet? its full of fucking stinky jeets! filled to the brim with subhuman feces!!! no room for gear saaaar!

>>510783032
Same here about night driving. But then those stupid 'Conservation' Laws allow the deer population to explode and now that's a death trap. The real reason for the tick population explosion.

People are solely blaming the jeet, rather than the jeet AND boeing.

>>510783267
In this specific case, it has nothing to do with Boeing. This is strictly the wrong people in critical positions. I have no idea how my Dad made a career out of it. He was telling me stories about having to fly 12 hours to get to his flight to fly 3 hrs. And then be normal when he came home. Motherfucker is just built different I guess. I would never tolerate that shit in my life.

>>510781009
My supreme Whiteness and high intelligence has been proven on this board many times, fatty.

>>510762992
is this another boeing from the h-1b/dei facilities?

>>510767262
>people

I hope Trump nukes you burrito rollers

>>510782141
Brilliant. Only a German would be capable of this

>>510783157
Do you not speak english? Its possible it was used as cover. It is standard procedure to use civil air traffic as shields. As in: cargo plane turns off/fakes transponder and hides behind a Dubai flight when returning from iran mission or delivering cargo. When you hide behind airliners, it prevents the enemy from trying to shoot at you. It has caused a lot of incidents over the years.

>>510783060
It's a shitty and stressful job being taken over by diversity sheboons. Much like the postal office that vets used to work at causing their early retirement and the phrase going postal.
>Vietnam vet 20 years into decent government job and near 2 full pensions
>Shaniqua and Tyrone are your new coworkers and start vested complaining won't get them fired
>forced to retire before full pension
>take it out on everyone
Commercial pilot used to be a solely vet job too for a time, they were the only ones with the flight hours.

>>510780625
good show

Why are you fucking 4channers so obsessed over one (1) plane crash. You blame Indians like it's all our fault. Meanwhile in America you fuckers have planes falling out of the sky every week.

You're just finding excuses to be racist towards Indian people. Kill yourself.

>>510784310
>>510784114
Diversity atc is hardly the fault of foundational Americans

>>510764470
I wonder if he's a nepo hire with a fake qualification.
Would explain why the Indian government tried to cover it up. They don't want the world to know how many Indians are like this (all of them).

>>510780625
Good job. I don't edit much anymore but I recognized it as well

>>510782009
Oh you mean that Boeings started having problems due to them employing jeet ""engineers"", that is true, but that doesn't affect the pajeet cutting off the fuel

>>510784418
>with a fake qualification.
That's literally all of the jeets. It's how everything functions in India.

In India students do not study, pass exams and get qualifications. Drivers do not learn with an instructor, pass a test and get a driving licence. Everything is done via a standardised system of bribery.

>Yes, there is an element of sadism here. There is some degree of pleasure that Indians take in the pain suffered by others.
>This confuses Westerners. If they had power, even if they were corrupt, in a situation where there was nothing to gain or lose — no bribes to receive since both parties were poor, and no risk of offending someone well-connected — they would do the right thing and book the alleged rapist. These Indians would do nothing, not even lift a finger, unless there was a reward: money or sex. Their apathy was bottomless.

>Doing your job may be seen as effeminate by those above you. If you can shirk your responsibilities, you’re considered macho. In that culture, there is rarely any pride or honor in doing what is right. If you call a plumber for repairs, he will see it as beneath him to leave without creating a mess. He may deliberately do a shoddy job, even if doing it well wouldn’t take more time. A complex web of arrogance, egotism, servility, casteism, tribalism, and magical thinking drives this behavior. He shows his contempt for you and gets the better of you by leaving a mess. His customer, as the other side of the same coin, might well look down on and exploit someone who did his job well.

>Fairness, justice, trust, empathy, and impartiality are alien to many Indians. They have a hard time telling the difference between right and wrong. They are indifferent even when no cost is associated with being fair. Moreover, if they could do good without any personal cost, they would still prefer not to, because that can be seen as a sign of weakness.

https://www.amren.com/features/2024/12/india-its-worse-than-you-think/

>>510756247 (OP)
Fuck this would've completely sold the rehearsal as a finale event

>>510780625
you didnt have to tell
>ledditors think everything is AI
>oldfags knew the sauce

>>510757007
lmaooooooooooo

>>510760047
it's Air India anon, it's normal for pilots to come from the countries they work in
though after this it wouldn't surprise me if Indians who can afford it gravitated to foreign airlines

>>510757007
Fuck this is awesome.

Isn't there a Wojak edit yet?

>>510767413
>We need to ban tiktok and onlyfans
>Get white working again
Anon the second you turn off the bread and circuses all the young white men are going to rip the guts out of this nightmare society not transmogrify into 1950s company men.

>>510767262
Hopefully a passenger plane counts as a Juggernaut

>>510757007
>this nigga actually made a mashup of all those metas
Ngl, that's kinda reddit tier nigger.

>>510760740
They didn't report any 'eery words before they argued'. I think the headline is just a trick to get you to read the story.

>>510780625
with lufthansa or airbus you will not fall from the sky. i like me some german efficiency.

>>510786592
>with lufthansa or airbus you will not fall from the sk

>>510757007
You are the racist hero the world needs right now sir.

>>510757007
Someone needs to use this for Forsens pubg streams.

There are two fuel shut off switches, one for each engine. To activate the switches they have to be pulled up. It’s not a simple flip switch. That’s the concerning issue. It takes a conscious effort to activate them. They were both activated one second of the other.

>>510781958
>imagine the smell
but seriously; do they have toilets on india flights? oh... that checks out.

>>510782190
technically it's not released but indians have shitty opsec and details have been leaking. That's how people knew the fuel had been turned off nearly a week before the preliminary report dropped.

>>510766325
Replacing quality white workers with hordes of jeets is more expensive in the long run.

>>510756247 (OP)
Why'd he do it aside from the obvious escape from being a jeet.?

>>510757007

>>510756247 (OP)
they should check what scientists was on board

>>510757007

>>510782009
The worst thing western corporations ever did was hire Indians.

>>510756271
Thank you OP
WSJ and Reuters both reported that American investigators (NTSB) have reviewed the audio.

>>510784310
>Singapore flag
No you first

Typical takeoff with FO acting as Pilot Flying and Captain as Pilot Monitoring.
In Air India engines were switched off at time gear should of been retracted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4e5JTchiajA

>>510756247 (OP)
This is what jd vances kids will look like when they grow up

>>510756247 (OP)
Just remember the worst part. The shitskins demanded England pay their families reparations.
Everyone knows it’s their own retarded fault. Cut them off.

>>510757007
Unfathomably based

>>510762992
He redeemed

>>510784310
There's no such thing as racism.

>>510756247 (OP)
Blutty benchod! Son of bastert beech!

>>510756247 (OP)
(H)ingros in the cockpit
Now the plane the ground hit

>>510756247 (OP)
POOJEEET

Wonder if they crashed because they were shitting on the instruments!

>>510757007
Can't tell if this is real or fake, and I'm not even kidding

>>510781663
Your fault for teaching them English, Nigel

>>510757007
Why did he redeem?

>>510757007
>Why did you redeem it!?
top kek

NOOO DO NOT REDEEEEM THE FUEL BASTERD BITCH

>>510783267
Boeing outsourced production to India. It’s a jeet’s fault, regardless.

human error, not technical
case closed.
but noo, lets shock everyone with bullshit whatever.
everytime you step on a plane, you have to assume you die. Its a fucking steel tube moving high up trough air. anything can go wrong and guess what, you can get intimate with gravity and laws of motion. And you can do shit about it.
So fuck off with your shocking case analysis. it happened before, it will happen again. get over it.

>>510757007
every time

>>510768559
Fuel lines are operated completely manually. No automation so it can't be that.

>>510757007
Listening to this on repeat.

>>510766284
Probably suicide, he hit both switches within a second of one another. It took 4 seconds to turn them back on.

So suicide or the he tried to pull the most most retarded prank he could.

>>510766373
Stay mad, Rajpoot

>>510756247 (OP)
does anyone remember when that Asian plane crashed and somebody gave a news network fake pilot names?
something like
Captin: sum ting wong
Co-pilot: wei tu low
I'm looking but cant find the cap

>>510793108
the jeets insulting other other is real. IIRC it's from that traffic video where 2 poos are road raging.

i used to think that india hate was half a joke
but after seeing the comments left on xitter and ig by americans and europeans after the indian airlines crash, i realized that it was serious contempt for india and indians
i was scared when a blonde middle aged white woman in her 30s commented about the indian kids who died in the crash, saying that little pajeets, future scam call center employees, died well
i have never seen comments like this from westerners when the jeju air plane crash in south korea
they were all comments of shock and sorrow
i believe it is time for indians to seriously think about the recent massive global india hate sentiment

>>510790910
God that's disturbing
He literally brought the entire brood over

>>510795022
>i was scared when a blonde middle aged white woman in her 30s commented about the indian kids who died in the crash, saying that little pajeets, future scam call center employees, died well
Holy based. She knows what's up. Less shitjeets, more pleasant.

>>510795022
pajeets can't generate original thoughts. they are still doing the same old
>it is pakis saar
>it is chinks saar
>success breeds jealousy saar
>you hate pajeets because you secretly want to fuck them saar
just the same fucking bullshit it always was. they're not real people

>>510757007
TOP LEL

>>510760622
It's written "basterd bich".

>>510795022
The difference between you and an Indian is that you are human and poos are subhuman. I have never seen a Korean or Japanese do something as retarded as an Indian. If there is a retarded oriental, it is always the Chinese. 90% of the liveleak vids in the world come from India and China. Fuck India, Fuck China.

>>510790910
what a shame. imagine being so smart, so well spoken, and having absolutely zero electability because you're just another blind faggot who is willing to destroy this country with brownness. not even with a vote in his case, he's personally breeding disgusting jeetas

>>510763537
most likely. those switches just aren't flipped accidentally.

>>510783267
how is it boeings fault?

>>510797429
our future is two subhumans arguing
>RANG RANG SHENSHUR?? RANG DANG SHING SHING!!!
>Bloody bitch basterd! WHY ARE YOU REDEEMING MY NOODERS
>BING PONG BING PONG
all because nobody could admit the truth about different species. how sad

>>510780625
how you download videos from jewtube? The add-on I gad that does it is kill

>>510762992
Subhuman error.

>>510789100
That was the best for the bogus economy to avoid Sarbanes-Oxley after the Enron fiasco.
We are going through Enron 2.0 and we will hit a major scandal during the current term. We need to outlaw stupidity. AI will never deliver ROI so at this point it is a Ponzi scheme ready to blow up. I am betting on 2028. Congress will be injecting $5T to save the economy.

Trump injected over $2T via CARES act as the COVID was starting while we were sitting at home and the economy was being robbed. Mofo will have another payday during his second term. Double dipping? You tell me.

>>510793142
Holy shit! This is amazing. Starbucks is pushing HYPER degeneracy. A pajeet groin named armpit, fucking kek!!!

>>510786592
>>510786827
The fuck you won't. And it won't be quick either. A long slow decent into a mountain side.

>>510798190
>Subhuman error.
Kek!

>>510756247 (OP)
>NOTHING BEATS A JEET2 HOLIDAY

>>510756247 (OP)
"Dead Man tells no tales"
Of course the multi billion dollar company that keeps fucking up since the last 10 years is putting the blame on the dead pilots
Now I know all you cumskins will be saying pajeet is defending his people but objectively take a look at the crash and the things surrounding it and you will know that the pilots are not to blame
Check the latest 3 videos by Gaurav 'Flying Beast' Taneja he has explained a lot of the strange things around this crash (his wife and he are both pilots) https://www.youtube.com/@FlyingBeast320/videos
Supporting boeing here is akin to supporting big pharma during the scamdemic, if its boeing i aint going

>>510798190
What is it already lifted? A bump during takeoff will trigger shutoff. What if a jeet put a bucket of ice there or it was modified in some other way?
This analysis tries really hard to avoid a scenario where somebody fucked with the switches.

Jeets do not care about other people, that's why they are perfect golems. Thinking a jeet could not find an easier way to commit suicide is preposterous. They are not that sophisticated and have 2 minute attention span. No jeet is able to pull such a plan off without external help.
Lonely suicidal jeet sounds like JFK assassination.

>>510798667

You answered your own question.

The Jeet intentionally held open a switch cover so it didn't have to deal with the cover during flight?

The Jeet is to blame.


The Jeet was just an untrained 80 IQ retard and didn't understand how to operate the equipment properly?

The Jeet is to blame.

The equipment malfunctioned on the 787?

Engineered by Jeets. In a previous crash, some anon posted how proud Boeing is of its new diverse staff - all Indians.

The Jeet is to blame.
>>The Jeet is to blame.
The Jeet is to blame.

>>510784310
No one needs excuses to be racist against you mongrels, kill yourself.

>>510757007
WHY DID YOU REDEEM IT?

>>510798947
The Boing is to blame for not providing a jeet proof jet and for agreeing to issue a pilot license to 80 IQ jeet. There is an obvious profit motive to sell more jets to jeets.

>>510765496
It was a retrofit they failed (as in Air India) to put in place that meant the switch could be disengaged by accident
to save money they didn't do it (it wasn't mandatory)
here we are

>>510799467
are you sure? Boeing was well aware of the switch issue back in the late 80's when a 767 did exactly the same thing as happened in this crash - flipped those switches by accident. Thankfully they were alraedy at 1600ft and could get a relight before crashing. they recovered at 600ft and completed the flight from LA to....Chicago, or something.

>>510767262
>people

lol
lmao

>>510757007
Omygawd
HAHAHAHAHAHH

>>510769553
>it's next to impossible to do by mistake
Nothing is impossible for a Brahmin caste Hindu, saar. They are genius.

>>510757007
Oh dear

>>510756247 (OP)
>lightening the pilot's skin in photos.
they'll start making evil incompetent women look like men too.

>>510760047
Plane's clogged

>>510760740
Saaaaaaaaaaaaar noooooooo it is the pakis! Ack.

>>510762992
CSWSTCS

>>510798661
>SAAAARR IT WAS THE TOILET GHOSTS

lol
lmao

>>510765975
You are multiple levels of retarded and as is typical, you don't know it and think you are, instead, intelligent.

>>510781839
Would also definitely want to be able to operate landing gear in the event that you were unable to deliver fuel to the engines.

>>510762606
Blaming the pilot is cheaper than issuing a recall on tens of thousands of planes and dealing with the inevitable financial fallout, public backlash and fear.

You notice how just the other day they were blaming the younger guy co-pilot, now they are blaming the old guy. And there's still no actual evidence "oh he was sad cuz his mom died in 2022, oh he told his dad he would be back soon those are the obvious words of a suicidal pajeet"..

>>510801964
Nevermind the fact if you were gonna suicide (even by plane) there's so many better ways of doing it. Why not just nosedive during takeoff rather than this?

>>510800283
That was confirmed pilot error - he overreacted incorrectly to an engine warning. Here, there would be no reason to touch them at all.
And there were two instances back then on 767s (another in 1986) where they redesigned the switches to make it virtually impossible to accidentally move, along with adding guards.
All of that almost 40 years ago. Only retards will keep pointing to the switches. There are now a half dozen or so examples of pilot suicide in the last couple of decades. Statistically, your highest risk of death on a commercial airliner is likely pilot suicide these days.

>>510786827
>Surendar
>Luftansa
Not Air France?

>>510762642
That doesn’t sound like something a pilot would say. That sounds like an article talking about what they said.

>>510783032

LOL

>>510757007
i'm ded

>>510790910
1 white man bleached an entire indian tribe.
amazing.

>>510782009
Whether it's the pilot jeets or engineer jeets you are still at fault sir

>>510757007

>>510756247 (OP)
>Why did you shut off the engines?'
>Another microphone recorded a 'vague' denial: 'I didn't do it'.

you can't make this shit up

>>510766091
The CEO's of airline that hired him are more responsible for the deaths than the retarded monkey is.

>>510757007
It gets funnier every time I listen to it

>>510757007
this explains everything

>>510766373
Do not redeem, saar

>>510798947
No the people who hired a jeet have blood on their hands. The jeet is sub 75 IQ and therefore incapable of preforming safe or complex operations.

>>510782314
>indian pilot takes out a plane full of saars
a hero in my book

If he was going to crash the plane why didn't he just wait for the other pilot to go to the toilet? aaaah wait, nevermind.

>>510757007
gets me everytime.

>>510757007
10 outta 10

>>510757007
>audio of someone defecating into a toilet
ruined the immersion

>>510757007
Someone send it to some gullible news outlet

>>510769751
That one hurt, spine, ribcage, collarbone, shoulders, neck all mush, if he lived, he wished he didn't

>>510759625
Gj humble anon

>>510780625
Based.

>>510756247 (OP)
It was pilot error and they're covering it up

>>510756247 (OP)
>poostiny poonelli

>>510756247 (OP)
>The London-bound plane began to lose thrust, and after reaching a height of 650 feet, the jet started to sink.
That pilot is a hero though, he single handedly prevented 240 of pajeets from invading London!

May he Rest in Peace.

>>510757007
fucking lol

>>510802072
Boeing Corp. narrative is falling apart. How many pilot suicides on commercial flights happened in the last 20 years? In India? I am more inclined to believe there was no list.

>>510803093
The actual recording was not released. I am sure Boeing is not excited about the release and bribing everybody who could do so.

The number of assholes working there is quite high as we could see during the 737Max disaster. They are trying to blame it on the jeets again.

>>510780625
It's too bad there is no soundtrack for cockroaches.

A suggestion to add in the future: The incessant beeping of taxis. I don't know how anyone can live with that noise 24/7.

>>510808167
it's an oil barrel, immersion restored

>>510756247 (OP)

> Air India's probe found no problems with the locking mechanism.

> "Over the weekend, our engineering team initiated precautionary inspections on the locking mechanism of fuel control switch (FCS) on all our Boeing 787 aircraft," the airline's flight operations department said in a communication to its pilots.

Airlines do not know what a survivorship bias is.

https://gulfnews.com/world/asia/india/air-india-investigates-boeing-787-fuel-control-switches-finds-no-issues-1.500201220

>>510766385
He should have taken a bump before flight.

>>510779442
it's always about bobs and vagene with these creatures. and yet another tragic example of why you shouldn't have vagenes in men's fields. everyone gets too distracted.

>>510797772
>how you download videos from jewtube? The add-on I gad that does it is kill
ask AI. there are multiple CLI apps to download from youtube. i am sure there are some standalone GUI options as well.

>>510811108
Neither do you. Finding no probablems with a mechanism isn't survivorship bias.

>>510757007

>>510812552
It tells us nothing about the switches on the crashed plane.

>>510812552
>Finding no probablems with a mechanism isn't survivorship bias.
it actually could be if we take the "positive" case to be the mechanism having problems. i.e., the only plane with a broken mechanism crashed and the other planes that don't have faulty mechanisms aren't crashing.

>>510767710
100% this

>>510757007
Lmao

>>510781958
Wow, that’s really clean for India. You can even see through the air!

>>510757007
I love this site

>>510757007
looooooool

>>510780625
now that's good ol fashioned memeing right there, home grown and hand made

>>510782479
>>510783032
I looked it up. Pilot gave Co-pilot the controls. Co-pilot had a history, yes a HISTORY of panicking and when he does he would press random buttons to make it seem like he was doing something.
Btw he was Black. Anyways, they suddenly stalled and couldn't recover.
Wiki doesn't mention this at all btw. Had to find comment from people who were aviators talking about it explain.
Anyways there's... Seems to be a problem with pilots who are just straight up incompetent and NTSB doesn't wanna make a list of them for some reason.

>>510782009
Not blaming Paki’s? You’re losing your touch saaar.

>>510757007
ya did good anon

>>510765975
>Landing gear no worky when fuely no go to engine

youre retarded it will work. first the apu can power the hydraulics. and if thats off theres always the emerg blow down. i do approve of your retarded ways, which is a viewpoint that showcases the contrasting nature of the times we live in

>>510757007
Certain international elements will claim it's fake

>>510766373
BLOODY BASTARD

>>510784310
What a nigger.

>>510757007

>>510788393
and deadly.

>>510757007

>>510769553
>Another microphone recorded a 'vague' denial: 'I didn't do it'.
Hindu dindu

>>510794090
Ho Lee Fuk

>>510766325
>because capitalism...
hopefully bait... but just in case, what can be learned from the quality and product development of stuff from communist factories, vs. stuff from "capitalists factories"?

Low-quality clothing, poorly made appliances, and limited food variety, communist cars and machinery:.. and so on...

>>510757007

Carlos! Lmao

>>510756247 (OP)
Cool

>>510766373
i before e, except after c.
because you cut off your cock
you must sit down to pee
and you'll always be
a filthy streetshitter to me

>>510798661
Goddamn jeets are fucking stupid.

>>510757007
You did the needful saar

>>510798667
>A bump during takeoff will trigger shutoff.
Nope.

>>510756247 (OP)
>SAMIR
>SAMIR U MUST FLIP DA BLOODY SWITCH SAMIR
>SAMIR DAT IS DA FLAP SWITCH U PHACKING BLOODY!
>SAMIR! LISTEN TO ME SAMIR!
>SAMIR I AM DA BRAHMIN CASTE LISTEN 2 ME U DALIT BICH!

>>510799313
Boeing doesn’t hand out shit or certify anyone. That’s up to the airlines retard.

Many such cases

>>510819487
Pilot licenses are handed out by the country's aviation authorities.

>>510801964
Get out of my country Sukdeep.

>>510802072
>many better ways of doing it.
No not really. Turning off fuel at that altitude is certain death.

>>510819679

Lmao pajeet got Andreas lubicki'ED

>>510766755
That was a scammer looking for little girl corpses to rape lol

>>510810196
You are dumb and possibly brown. Stop embarrassing yourself with your dumb af posts.

>>510812552
He’s a fucking retard.

>>510816338
>it will work
Not with the fuel switch in off position. Main engine computer thinks aircraft is on the ground and won’t let landing gear up you knot head.

>>510756247 (OP)
guy on the right looks like a mix of Destiny and George Floyd

>>510766755
He looks a bit samoan or something and should definitely be famous